I'm vomiting! Please, just stop!
Judging by this "original" post....you prolly shoulda stuck with the copy and paste method
God damn! first commenter, I never high five family
>took you an eternity to come up with that cumback >cumback You're an idiot. Get off. Same goes for you, first commenter.
And does it bother you that it took you an eternity to come up with that cumback? Go shoot some hoops my highfivin' mutha fucka brotha from anotha prostitute mutha!
Does it bother you at all that the "real food" you eat are cocks, the "real sex" that you have is with farm animals, and the "real people" you high five are just your disappointed family members?
Your mom saw me as a 5 until I stuck it in her ass. Then she realized I was a 9.
No person below. You are dumbass.
Maybe you shouldn't see people as a number.... First sign of a shitty personality
Hunting boomerangs came in two forms. One form was non-returning, and these boomerangs were thrown with force at an animal, usually at its legs so that it was temporarily disabled, then killed with a spear. The other form was returning, and these boomerangs were used for herding birds or animals towards a particular location where they could then be caught easily. .....dumbasses
This makes no sense. Who gave it a thumbs up and why?
Slit your wrists,,,Please!
Stop stealing from Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) on Twitter. POST SOMETHING ORIGINAL, LOSER.
not a loophole, just freebie days, like a paid vacation
i don't get it.
Way to jump on the typo, all I read was "you win"
They need to make a chat room on here. It would so be hilarious.
"Apparently " Santa needs to send you a dictionary..
"Old As Fuck" has been measured, appearently its 1 month and 2 days
Old as fuck...
shes a girl and prolly a hot girl
You do know that Leah is a guy right????
Wrong. I grow tired of your creepy, lube-free, daily ass-rapings of my bitch Leah666, and decide to teach teach a lesson for the ages. The instant you set foot in her bedroom and gaze lustfully upon her perfect ass, I spring from the closet and taze the shit out of u, bro! Leah666 gets out of bed, strips u butt-nekkid, and plunders ur ass with her 18" strap-on until u cum like the bitch you are. Then she facefucks you violently, and forces u to reveal your Facebook password. She posts the video of your raping, and laughs softly. The end. Now go hold your ass in the corner
The next scheduled apocalypse is when I fuck Leah6666 in the ass and cum inside her mouth on Christmas Eve.