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Posted 2013-01-09T04:03:41+01:00
Honesty is the best policy but Insanity is the best defense!

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Posted 2013-01-09T03:18:37+01:00
That awkward moment when you fix a typo, and create another more noticeable typo.

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Posted by Leah6666 2013-01-05T21:19:49+01:00
Confession: I use to be a copy and paste kinda girl, and that's how I started. Now, I'm an original in my own words, and I apologize for that...

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm vomiting! Please, just stop!

Comment by Anonymous

Judging by this "original" post....you prolly shoulda stuck with the copy and paste method

Posted 2013-01-05T19:53:06+01:00
I keep my landline active because I know sooner or later Trinity or Morpheus will contact me.

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Posted 2013-01-04T20:39:36+01:00
Sometimes I don't hate people. And then I wake up.

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Comment by Anonymous

Hmm? guess your the dumbass find your own corner. VV

Comment by Anonymous

how in the hell did 18 people like this? Each one of you.... stand in the corner....NOW fucking cunt

Posted 2013-01-03T06:20:36+01:00
When someone I like deletes me, I think "Why? What did I do?" Then I eat real food, have real sex and high five real people I actually know.

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Comment by Anonymous

God damn! first commenter, I never high five family

Comment by Anonymous

>took you an eternity to come up with that cumback >cumback You're an idiot. Get off. Same goes for you, first commenter.

Comment by Anonymous

Classic comebacks!

Comment by Anonymous

And does it bother you that it took you an eternity to come up with that cumback? Go shoot some hoops my highfivin' mutha fucka brotha from anotha prostitute mutha!

Comment by Anonymous

Does it bother you at all that the "real food" you eat are cocks, the "real sex" that you have is with farm animals, and the "real people" you high five are just your disappointed family members?

Posted 2013-01-02T16:46:34+01:00
Lying on the floor on my knees and elbows because the length of my phone charger doesn't allow me to be lazy wherever I want.

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Posted 2012-12-28T15:50:29+01:00
I'm like Google, I always start guessing before you end a sentence.

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Comment by Anonymous

men do this too you know...idiots

Comment by Anonymous

Definetely female!

Posted by Donaldgoodridge 2012-12-28T15:19:15+01:00
Sometimes when I'm about to have sex, the woman will say that I don't have to wear a condom. And that's the best....way to get me to wear a condom.

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Comment by Anonymous

I immediately zip up my pants and leave, those kind of people are the sickest, literally

Posted 2012-12-27T21:32:08+01:00
I've known quite a few 7s who became 9s because of a great personality, but I've known even more 10s who became 4s due to a shitty one.

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Comment by Anonymous

Your mom saw me as a 5 until I stuck it in her ass. Then she realized I was a 9.

Comment by Anonymous

No person below. You are dumbass.

Comment by Anonymous

Maybe you shouldn't see people as a number.... First sign of a shitty personality

Posted 2012-12-27T21:30:03+01:00
If you love someone, throw a boomerang at them.

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Comment by Anonymous

Hunting boomerangs came in two forms. One form was non-returning, and these boomerangs were thrown with force at an animal, usually at its legs so that it was temporarily disabled, then killed with a spear. The other form was returning, and these boomerangs were used for herding birds or animals towards a particular location where they could then be caught easily. .....dumbasses

Comment by Anonymous

This makes no sense. Who gave it a thumbs up and why?

Comment by Anonymous

Slit your wrists,,,Please!

Posted 2012-12-24T06:18:37+01:00
If you think this years elections were nasty think of the ones in thirty years when all of the candidates had a Facebook their entire life.

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Comment by Anonymous

hahaha thats actually funny

Posted 2012-12-23T21:37:17+01:00
The heart wants what it wants. To pump blood to the rest of your body. Oh and for you to stop blaming it for your stupid actions.

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Posted 2012-12-19T09:09:30+01:00
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

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Posted 2012-12-18T02:28:53+01:00
So what we do on Dec 26th - 31st doesn't count for 2013 on Santa's naughty list cuz technically its not the same year. Right? LOOPHOLE!

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Comment by Anonymous

Stop stealing from Aristotles ‏(@AristotlesNZ) on Twitter. POST SOMETHING ORIGINAL, LOSER.

Comment by Anonymous

not a loophole, just freebie days, like a paid vacation

Posted 2012-12-09T05:59:03+01:00
If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.

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Comment by Anonymous

Sponsored by Barack Obama.

Comment by Anonymous

But my legs don't work.

Posted 2012-12-08T18:28:42+01:00
Santa is really going to love the cookies he gets from Colorado and Washington this year..

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Comment by Anonymous

i don't get it.

Comment by Anonymous

Way to jump on the typo, all I read was "you win"

Comment by Anonymous

They need to make a chat room on here. It would so be hilarious.

Comment by Anonymous

"Apparently " Santa needs to send you a dictionary..

Comment by Anonymous

"Old As Fuck" has been measured, appearently its 1 month and 2 days

Comment by Anonymous

Old as fuck...

Posted by Leah6666 2012-12-07T18:26:00+01:00
So when's the next scheduled apocalypse after the world doesn't end on the 21st?

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Comment by Anonymous

shes a girl and prolly a hot girl

Comment by Anonymous

You do know that Leah is a guy right????

Comment by Anonymous

Wrong. I grow tired of your creepy, lube-free, daily ass-rapings of my bitch Leah666, and decide to teach teach a lesson for the ages. The instant you set foot in her bedroom and gaze lustfully upon her perfect ass, I spring from the closet and taze the shit out of u, bro! Leah666 gets out of bed, strips u butt-nekkid, and plunders ur ass with her 18" strap-on until u cum like the bitch you are. Then she facefucks you violently, and forces u to reveal your Facebook password. She posts the video of your raping, and laughs softly. The end. Now go hold your ass in the corner

Comment by Anonymous

The next scheduled apocalypse is when I fuck Leah6666 in the ass and cum inside her mouth on Christmas Eve.

Posted 2012-12-04T23:43:11+01:00
'Aww you didn't have to get me anything.' - people who woulda been pissed if you didn't get them anything

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Posted 2012-12-03T18:59:11+01:00
Any woman can drive you crazy when you're with her. Find the woman who drives you crazy being without her.

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