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Posted 2013-05-18T01:38:46+02:00
I have a very short attention spaniards are sometimes named Inigo Montoya.

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Comment by Anonymous

You are obviously one of the staff members at SS. You must be Female. Go knit a hat or use a broom.

Posted 2013-05-15T04:42:13+02:00
The difference between a dream and a nightmare is the outcome.

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Comment by Anonymous

I love asses!!!!!

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v You probably don't know this, but women have asses too. Just ask your mom to show you hers. She's not the least bit shy, so I'm sure she'll have no problem showing you.

Comment by Anonymous

So you like to stick your dick in someone's ass? That's the definition of a faggot. just saying

Comment by Anonymous

The difference between your mouth and your ass is that your ass smells better, so I prefer to cum inside of it, rather than your mouth.

Posted 2013-05-15T03:53:16+02:00
A boy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. A man spends his time looking for the woman worth waking up to.

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Comment by Anonymous

VV Bahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! VV

Comment by Anonymous

then he figures out he fucked up and only has half his shit!

Posted 2013-05-11T16:05:08+02:00
The worst thing about having been with someone who really truly loved you, is that you can tell when someone doesn't.

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Posted 2013-05-07T17:32:20+02:00
On a scale of Doopers, you're pretty Super.

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Comment by Anonymous

v Why did your mom not abort you?

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V why do you have to be a fucking bastard? V

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On a scale of Pooper, I just dropped a big fat deuce in your mouth.

Posted 2013-05-04T02:22:15+02:00
May the fourth be with you

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Posted 2013-05-02T22:31:58+02:00
Judge me if you will, just keep the verdict to yourself.

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Posted 2013-05-02T03:18:38+02:00
"I'm not gonna read any of this but I'll agree with it." - people that come across Terms and Agreements or the Bible.

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Posted 2013-04-24T18:09:37+02:00
Don't settle until you find the one that makes you question if you ever really loved before them

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Posted 2013-04-22T22:11:43+02:00
That 3 a.m. "What's up??" text. You're not fooling me.

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Posted 2013-04-20T17:05:52+02:00
My car is making an odd noise right now, but I treat my car problems like my emotional problems, ignore them until a breakdown.

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Posted 2013-04-15T23:08:09+02:00
Thoughts with families of 2 dead in bomb blasts in Boston, 8 in Afghanistan, 1 in Pakistan and 31 in Iraq today. Global terror. Sad times.

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Comment by Anonymous

The comment below you does not indicate Christianity on the writer's part. Assume much?

Comment by Anonymous

And people wonder why I turned my back on christianity. See the comment below, and that says everything I need to know about the jesus freaks

Comment by Anonymous

We don't give a fuck about what's happening outside of this event or United States, you psychotic anti-social fucks. Christianity isn't the problem. Islam is. Work on being considerate, faggots.

Comment by Anonymous

How bout this.... If this is an act of middle eastern terrorism, i hope and pray they make a crater out of their land. it's been long overdue. I'll be placing bets on the rise of that death toll in style.

Comment by Anonymous

Well it should be focused on America you terrorist lover because ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•»ρρℓ«• died and 104 injured because of people like you

Comment by Anonymous

Thanks for posting this, I'm glad some people are focused on more than just America.

Posted 2013-04-15T22:45:30+02:00
I wish we didn't need darkness to expose the light of humanity.

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Comment by Anonymous

i don't get it

Posted 2013-04-14T06:46:37+02:00
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.

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Posted 2013-04-13T06:06:17+02:00
Chuck Norris died suddenly yesterday. Today he's feeling much better.

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Comment by Anonymous

Unfortunately, we're not feeling any better as a result of your stupid fucking failure of a joke.

Comment by Anonymous

Chuck Norris died twenty years ago. Death just hasn't had the guts to tell him yet.

Posted 2013-04-12T15:51:58+02:00
Ego is like salt: a little goes a long way, but too much ruins everything.

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Posted 2013-04-12T04:47:20+02:00
I'm not trying to be difficult. I do it with no effort whatsoever.

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Posted 2013-04-12T04:36:29+02:00
As much as America hates some of the shit the Middle East does, cutting off someone's dick b/c they raped someone is actually brilliant.

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Posted 2013-04-11T03:26:10+02:00
it's impossible for pigs to look up at the sky so if you ever get the chance to hold baby pigs, show em the sky

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Comment by Anonymous

V Dammit I knew I forgot something! Oh well, back at it tonight.

Comment by Anonymous

Vv but did you show her the sky? Vv

Comment by Anonymous

I had your mom on her back last night....

Posted 2013-04-05T04:22:37+02:00
The best moments in life are the ones you don't tell anyone about.

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