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Posted 2012-05-17T03:13:18-07:00
It's not you, it's me finally realizing you're terrible for me.

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Posted 2012-05-14T10:37:44-07:00
Drunk logic: "shes only ugly in the face"

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Comment by Anonymous

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Comment by Anonymous

Beauty is only a lightswitch away!

Posted 2012-05-13T08:07:37-07:00
Happy Mothers Day not only to our mothers, but also to the women that are there for us throughout our lives that aren't our mothers. Friends, Teachers, Role Models: Those women who teach us, inspire us, care about us, and love us as if they were just another "mother." Happy Mother's Day to you all. ♥

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Posted 2012-05-11T18:25:43-07:00
If two psychics are reading each others minds, are they reading their own minds?

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Posted by Planet 2012-05-11T16:09:12-07:00
I wonder how the Supreme Court would vote if they didn't have the world's best health plan.

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Posted 2012-05-09T21:16:24-07:00
I will always be nice to you but only because you have pictures of me naked.

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Posted 2012-04-28T20:49:16-07:00
If you own anything with a Ferrari brand on it that doesn't have 4 wheels and a V-12, then you are a true douche.

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Posted 2012-04-26T17:50:28-07:00
Why are people so hostile on status stalker? We're all here for the same reason, to steal people's ideas and pretend they're our own.. We got something in common. Stop being assholes lol

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Comment by Leah6666

Id call u all tools, but even they serve a purpose.

Comment by Anonymous

im Leah6666 and i made a new profile so i could be anonymous just like all you pussies.... btw.... i love penis.. :)

Comment by Anonymous

FUCK ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS!

Comment by Anonymous

And seriously people who have a user name.....you ARE just as anonymous as everyone else and more than likely don't have any part of your real name in your user name. And even if you do, you're still freaking anonymous!

Comment by Leah6666

its leah6666 get it right bitches! ;-P

Comment by Anonymous

We're all ananymous, So shut your pie whole, Leah!

Comment by Anonymous

Ahhhh... maturity in its finest display...

Comment by Anonymous

How can you steal a status when all the statuses suck camel cock and leah666's washed up VaG! That is all

Comment by Anonymous

Hell yeah ... we're all here to steal statuses.

Comment by Anonymous

stop being such a whiner

Comment by Leah6666

notice all the hostile folks are always anonymous? they're scared to show themselves.... HATERS!

Comment by Anonymous

at least I got the balls to not post anonymously...

Comment by Anonymous

When u fell from heaven did it hurt? no why? Cause Bitch your face , is fucked up!!

Comment by Anonymous

Did you fall off the stupid tree?

Comment by Anonymous

exactly... thank you

Posted 2012-04-26T07:57:35-07:00
Its weird how fast "telling the truth" turns into "talking shit" when someone does something shitty.

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Posted 2012-04-22T20:35:43-07:00
I don't recall any fairy tale romances that involve a drunk princess giving it up to a prince she met at the club on the first night.

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Comment by Anonymous

No, But that would be the best disney movie i've ever seen...

Comment by Anonymous

i agree with commenter one

Comment by Anonymous

I don't know about you but that's my fairy romance. As long as it ends with her taking a cab home when we're done.

Posted 2012-04-18T12:01:54-07:00
If the minimum wage is good enough for all Americans, then that's how much Congress should make as well.

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Comment by Anonymous

All you Americans do is bitch about your government yet it never changes thanks for buying all our oil though cha-Ching $)

Comment by Anonymous

Apparently 6 congressmen stalk status stalker.

Comment by Anonymous

To the last poster...buddy, lighten up...this is an entertainment site...you got something serious to say, take it to twitter.

Comment by Anonymous

Honestly, running a country is extremely difficult and every congressmen deserves their payroll. That job ruins your family life. Most congressmen are crooks and should be removed but the few honest one that remains deserves their salary.

Comment by Anonymous

He's not saying most make minimum wage 'Anonymous 1'!!! Read again!

Comment by Anonymous

not all Americans make minmum wage. Most make more.

Posted 2012-04-17T19:07:42-07:00
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

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Posted 2012-04-17T18:54:18-07:00
Hey I just met you, and this is CRAZY. But here's my number, office line, home phone and the address to my Mom's place. So call me maybe?

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Comment by Anonymous

this is somw motha fuckin assinign shit!

Comment by Anonymous

Howd this get posted

Posted 2012-04-17T18:17:41-07:00
You think you're smarter than I'm?

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Comment by Anonymous

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha lol

Comment by Anonymous

this is old bullshit

Comment by Anonymous

Lol lol your grammar is excellent!!

Posted 2012-04-11T13:31:29-07:00
LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL (Void where prohibited, must be 18 years or older, not valid in most states, some restrictions may apply)

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Comment by Anonymous

It's so sad that this is true... our Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves.

Posted 2012-04-09T10:08:50-07:00
Some secrets are so deep they can only be shared with the person who helped you create them.

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Posted 2012-04-08T11:38:23-07:00
A man from the North Pole that brings presents seems so much more believable than a bunny that hides eggs.

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Posted 2012-04-06T13:40:41-07:00
I'm not a negative person. I'm positive I hate you.

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Posted 2012-04-06T11:46:25-07:00
Traditional marriage proposals are overrated, I want my future husband to open the box, show me the rock and say "you win."

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Comment by Anonymous

yeah 6 years of marriage and 3 kids. I was ok with that. Things happen for a reason and I have 3 great kids.

Comment by Anonymous

v Looks like that worked out well for you.

Comment by Anonymous

Haha ny ex husband woke me up gave me the box and said "u wanna".

Comment by Anonymous

You'll never win fattie

Posted 2012-04-06T11:40:31-07:00
You can't wish for change if you're not prepared for something new.

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