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Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-03-04T16:00:28+01:00
This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is 'funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming.

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Comment by Anonymous

Toss my salad.

Comment by Anonymous

I dont care if he got it from somwhere else.. thanks for sharing suthernfukr :)

Comment by Anonymous

When does the narwhale bacon?

Comment by Anonymous

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!

Comment by Anonymous

MASH POTATOES!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Who cares where it's from ... Shit's Hilarious

Comment by Anonymous

Suthernfukr <3's COCK IN HIS ASS!

Comment by Suthernfukr

If you notice most of these posts are from some other site. Fuckin' Troll.

Comment by Suthernfukr

UH...never been to that site.

Comment by Anonymous

He got this off of memebase/reddit.

Comment by Anonymous

Not bad for a suthrnfukr

Posted 2012-03-03T07:56:36+01:00
My best guy friend ask me if there was a website with funny status's and I wanted to tell him about this one but then he would know I'm not really as funny as he thought!

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Comment by Anonymous

or he could already know about it and was just wondering if you told the truth!! Either way it was a funny post I have had friends ask me the same thing too, and I say "uhmmm no sry cann't help!" ..lol

Posted 2011-02-27T19:53:01+01:00
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.

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Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-16T16:32:01+01:00
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?

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Comment by Anonymous

Looks more like a man in a wheelchair racing.

Comment by Anonymous

I don't see it

Comment by Anonymous

lmaooo that was a good one

Posted 2012-01-28T08:45:18+01:00
Be careful who you call friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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Posted 2011-05-24T08:04:27+02:00
Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in then they cut you off.

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Comment by Anonymous

Shoot....I can't get the straw in when I'm sober, let alone plastered.

Posted 2011-04-25T02:18:21+02:00
You can't hum while holding your nose. Try it.

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Comment by Anonymous

SURE you can just hum with your mouth open... DUMBASS!.. lol

Comment by Anonymous

i did it it just didnt sound like humming 0.o

Comment by Anonymous

i did but i sounded super dumb(:

Comment by Anonymous

@Dreadnought LMAOOOO

Comment by Dreadnought

You can't fart while a finger in your butt. Try it:)

Comment by Anonymous

well looks like 56 other people liked this so who gives a f**k what you think

Comment by Anonymous

No humor in it at all. Just facts and f**ktardedness!

Comment by Anonymous

the humor is you believe it dumbass!

Comment by Anonymous

i dont see any humor in this one at all

Posted 2009-11-04T21:46:05+01:00
you know what i hate? those DAMNED 'push to wash' sinks in public restrooms!!!!! UGHhhhHh what is the purpose?!?! they only stay on for bout 2.5 seconds IF THAT, then you gotta hold it and wash one hand, and switch, and BAMMM you got more germs then you started with! fck it... im just not gonna wash my hands anymore

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Comment by Anonymous

cover the button with a tissue, BAMM germs are separated

Posted 2012-05-08T23:50:49+02:00
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you...

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Comment by Anonymous

lmaooo good one, had me dying!

Comment by Anonymous

Got 32 likes on this one.. Thank you good sir

Posted 2011-04-19T04:23:10+02:00
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.

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Comment by Anonymous

Bullshit!.. If it doesn't work out it is not a relationship lol

Comment by Anonymous

I DO WORK OUT BUT STIL "PHAT AND PROUD"

Comment by Anonymous

thats not funny thats mean and disrespectful and i weigh 94 pounds and i think thats rude

Comment by Anonymous

Chubby cheeks ;)

Comment by Anonymous

Lol @ last comment.

Comment by Anonymous

then you dont work out

Comment by Anonymous

wat the fuck i'm fat

Posted 2011-03-30T07:22:55+02:00
The cool thing about The Clapper is it doubles as a strobe light during sex.

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Posted 2010-10-08T19:58:22+02:00
Spellcheck? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Comment by Anonymous

Did any of you go to school? Or graduate?

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I'm not alone...

Comment by Anonymous

YES! I do that too!

Posted 2013-06-28T01:20:36+02:00
Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet.

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Posted 2012-08-15T03:54:22+02:00
Every few years I come to the realization that I was such an idiot just a few years ago.

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Posted 2011-03-27T21:19:59+02:00
Thanks to this page i'm 'that guy with the cool updates'. The sad thing's tht none of my friends will ever knw about u:)

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Posted 2011-03-07T02:49:27+01:00
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

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Comment by Anonymous

Sounds like something a stupid cunt would say.....

Comment by Anonymous

omg so true haha

Posted 2010-11-12T04:16:52+01:00
Teenage pregnancy just dropped 50% due to the release of black ops.

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Comment by Anonymous

hahaha... true!! so true!!

Comment by Anonymous

Haha that's a good one

Posted 2009-12-06T04:53:42+01:00
What do people in China call their good dishes?

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Comment by Anonymous

Shitty Dishes.

Comment by Anonymous

lmfaooo too funny

Comment by Anonymous

that would be funyn ifthey did call it america

Comment by Anonymous

that was a stupid comment "they call it American" just saying.....

Comment by Anonymous

lol maybe they just call it American

Posted 2011-04-16T10:44:07+02:00
I love how in scary movies how the person yells out "hello" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I'm in the kitchen"  "want a sandwhich" 

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Comment by Anonymous

lol. hahahahaha

Comment by Voodoochild

Hahaha you got owned .... High five to the comment below

Comment by Anonymous

There was no need to capitalize fail & spelling. Love should have been capitalized however. Tool.

Comment by Anonymous

love how people Fail in their Spelling . . .!!

Posted 2010-10-23T04:56:26+02:00
a fart is merely the cry of an imprisoned turd

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Comment by Anonymous

hahaha love this one!


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