If people only posted their own jokes on here, there would only be two things a day. Keep 'em coming, I don't care who wrote them! To that guy that can't spell down there, pull up your damn pants!
George Carlin and I've seen it all over the internet for years...nice try homo
old like ur mom and before you say I can't spell please ask if anyone gives a fuck
Hahaha, love it!!! What a wonderful life!
It's so stupid that is has 82 likes and only 8 dislikes...soon to be 83 like because I didn't yet click it! I think it's great and could care less if people repeat something on here....it's less pages of funny I have to go through!
this is so stupid.
I care...thanks for letting me know.
Who gives a s**t?
This was posted before.
good one :) I won't tell it to my dog
lMAO THEYLL BE SCARRED 4 LIFE
What if we don't have pets? X( I want a Rainbow pony with a green and purple saddle and i will name it Fred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha xP Classic
My dog would have some awkward stories to tell! Haha
OH My, so True!
V below me....really?
I don't get it
No. Noooo. Wrong! Fast food does in fact make you fat. People who exercise don't generally eat fast food often. Soooo...no.
Fast food doesn't make you fat. Being lazy and not exercising does.
This is epic
Ummm... I think we ALL steal theses statuses.... Duhhhhh!!!
Hey um thanks for whining like a little Bitch! No one gives a f**k if its your status! Foolish mortal
vvv he got you there buddy
It is called status stalker....looks like you were stalked dude!
Thanks for stealing my status - ImThatFunnyGuy.
Stole this from me... I did this rap..THIEF!!!
dROP THa bEAt
Kickin it gbook style
CHEA!!! best rap about facebook
apparently you've never met my ex
What if there's an explanation for this shit...What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick7?
why is it always the guy...like some cheating bitch can't accidently trip and fall on a dick!!!
HAHAHA...AT THE FIRST COMMENT
That's not true it is completely possible, the girl needs her legs spread and her hips at a 50-60 degree angle, and the guy needs to plant his knees first so the penis doesn't impact with all of the force from the fall
Holy f**king paranoia batman
And now I know who you are comic book store owner. All I had to do was ask myself who is on the same level of weirdness as me but has a reason to put me out like this. I gave you a lot of business, didn't I? Now I'm going to show you what happens when you push. Your Welcome Chris.
I like this and I just lifted it, now come see if I'm your "Steven". Leave your name while your there?
Like this guy has never lifted a status. I'm sure yours are just pure genius and you should be so proud of all you've amounted to in life.
Wtf man who is this
HA ~ This was posted six months ago ... old as hell!
BAHAHAHAH!!! Thats funny as hell!
Hi Rick ... ok, you got me.
THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO!
Two people have never tried to quietly unwrap a tampon.
wow X_X f**ktard galore
WHO CARES!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS! IF YOU DISAGREE, MOVE PAST THE DAMN POST. GROW UP FUCKERS!
said the guy who misspelled because???
To the Anon who said "your all dumb asses" I think YOU are the dumbass becaue it's YOU'RE not YOUR. Why are people so stupid?
your all dumb asses.
Crack is whack!!!
eat a dick and die f**ker!
i don't know why im angury but fuck yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I know I call my dealer more than my parents
can i have his number??
I dont kno about all that. dealers piss me off lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :) I see you b***h
So your status message should read: Come by for a window game of peek-ah-POW!
Love this <3 haha nice
f**k me in the pussy
or squeeze the juice in their eyes
Ha ha do u know how much 1 lemon costs!!!
Damn the guy below is right
in this economy lemons cost too much to hand out!