says all the cowards posting as anonymous
wow.. some of the people commenting below should seriously consider to kill themselves.. PLEASE CRAZY ASS LOSERS, GO AWAY!!! Back on topic, this status is awesome :)
I'm confused, why do niggas have belly buttons? I mean poop is born out your ass.
Really? Just a few thousand years? If God created man on day six of creating the universe, would that not be a few billion years?
Paintings of Adam and Eve were painted a few THOUSAND years after their existence. It's not like an artist was there painting them
hey tamika.... I own my own business. still think im a slave jack ass? By the way... i need some new "employees"
how the hell u guys went from this status about adam and eve to freakin slavery, if you want to know the def of slavery go look it up, y'all need to keep up with your history.
No a slave isnt anyone who works to be able to eat what the fuck.... who told you that. If you work get paid and are able to quit you're an employee. If your a slave you have no choice, if they want to fee you, starve you, beat you or put a bullet in your head they can. Youre someones property, do you really think young sex slaves are there to feed their families or because they will killed if they don't. Not all slaves are black by the way.
She's right, actually... Everyone else, ignorant. People like you make me scared for our future.
tamika u are f**king stupid and obviously black with that pathetic name u were givn to u when u mom gave birth to u in that bathroom stall at the truck stop. u need to dig up a few history books or talk to you fellow slaves friends and see if ur def of slave is a bit askew ...then f**k off and die
OH SHIT NIGGA!!!! FUCK YOUR MOM!
yay...dats rights. Got another run away.
dude a slave is anyone who works for someone else to beable to eat, in todays time we all are slaves, so go f**k yourself, unless your liveing with your momz then they slaves and your useless. I dont need to be anonymous my name is Tamika Christian and you can find me on facebook if you have a problem!
The slaves are revolting....
Implying you have any money to your name
v I believe i own that one. Sorry ill try harder to keep him under control.
Nigger you a slave
Nigga you gay
Or you can suck a dick.. And it's God
Or you can suck a dick.. And it's God
Implying that god didn't create them with belly buttons so that they could pass that genetic trait onto the next generation.
I suppose The artist that drew them was also created alongside... or maybe angels drew the painting??
Cuz god created them, they weren't born out of a vagina thus meaning they were never connection to a female inside a uterus via umbilical cord.
i'm feeling dumb explain
Very insightful. Love it!
vvvv *would. :p
Full of Win!
that's hilarious and the haters below are bigger losers than they think they are or they wouldn't have gotten the joke!
You my good sir are gonna die a virgin.
This is awesome! You guys are just jealous cause you didn't think of it! Trolls! Hahaha
buck the both of the haters on this. CUNTS
Harry Potter is over. Do the rest of the world a favor and find a new series to obsess over.
epic fail for making a harry potter reference and not being 12...
Who cares what he does...?
Southernfkr steals all his statuses from funtwitter.com. I see them posted there first by OTHER individuals... Not very original at all!
Yep, that's him!!! You do know him after all!!! I don't think he's an administrator though, I think he's the maintenance guy and maybe some times they forget to log off, so he messes with the computer. I'm hoping they have cameras and get rid of the SOB soon, getting tired of reading his repeat statuses...
whos southernfkr i guess us comic genuisses on comedy central are just to big for a big name in a little world...the only thing southerners f**k are their cousins.
i love u bobloco
I've tried posting about suthernfkr too
This would explain why my statuses about suthernfkr never get approved.
I am not an admin by the way.
WOW... that is all.
idk what the hell the admin has been doing the past week to two weeks theres been days where he hasnt approved anything on here, i think suthernfkr has herpes or something and had to go get it taken care of so he couldnt post to the site.
Probably because it wasn't funny.
Lmao! That was funny! But mostly because we all know who suthernfkr is...sooo its probably even funnier to him! He's popular enough for this to be hilarious for most...I love it lol
Now that was funny !!!!!
Awesome...I posted "that's for calling me whack" -Crack back when Whitney died, never made it on.
Wow this.... this just made my day.
i think he is too... ive posted several funny post about him that didnt make it on here
he is the admin
starting to think southernfkr is the admin of the site
It's so stupid that is has 82 likes and only 8 dislikes...soon to be 83 like because I didn't yet click it! I think it's great and could care less if people repeat something on here....it's less pages of funny I have to go through!
this is so stupid.
I care...thanks for letting me know.
Who gives a s**t?
This was posted before.
good one :) I won't tell it to my dog
lMAO THEYLL BE SCARRED 4 LIFE
What if we don't have pets? X( I want a Rainbow pony with a green and purple saddle and i will name it Fred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha xP Classic
My dog would have some awkward stories to tell! Haha
OH My, so True!
If people only posted their own jokes on here, there would only be two things a day. Keep 'em coming, I don't care who wrote them! To that guy that can't spell down there, pull up your damn pants!
George Carlin and I've seen it all over the internet for years...nice try homo
old like ur mom and before you say I can't spell please ask if anyone gives a fuck
Hahaha, love it!!! What a wonderful life!
V below me....really?
I don't get it
No. Noooo. Wrong! Fast food does in fact make you fat. People who exercise don't generally eat fast food often. Soooo...no.
Fast food doesn't make you fat. Being lazy and not exercising does.
This is epic
Ummm... I think we ALL steal theses statuses.... Duhhhhh!!!
Hey um thanks for whining like a little Bitch! No one gives a f**k if its your status! Foolish mortal
vvv he got you there buddy
It is called status stalker....looks like you were stalked dude!
Thanks for stealing my status - ImThatFunnyGuy.
What if there's an explanation for this shit...What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick7?
why is it always the guy...like some cheating bitch can't accidently trip and fall on a dick!!!
HAHAHA...AT THE FIRST COMMENT
That's not true it is completely possible, the girl needs her legs spread and her hips at a 50-60 degree angle, and the guy needs to plant his knees first so the penis doesn't impact with all of the force from the fall
Stole this from me... I did this rap..THIEF!!!
dROP THa bEAt
Kickin it gbook style
CHEA!!! best rap about facebook
Holy f**king paranoia batman
And now I know who you are comic book store owner. All I had to do was ask myself who is on the same level of weirdness as me but has a reason to put me out like this. I gave you a lot of business, didn't I? Now I'm going to show you what happens when you push. Your Welcome Chris.
I like this and I just lifted it, now come see if I'm your "Steven". Leave your name while your there?
Like this guy has never lifted a status. I'm sure yours are just pure genius and you should be so proud of all you've amounted to in life.
Wtf man who is this
HA ~ This was posted six months ago ... old as hell!
BAHAHAHAH!!! Thats funny as hell!
Hi Rick ... ok, you got me.