This is epic
Ummm... I think we ALL steal theses statuses.... Duhhhhh!!!
Hey um thanks for whining like a little Bitch! No one gives a f**k if its your status! Foolish mortal
vvv he got you there buddy
It is called status stalker....looks like you were stalked dude!
Thanks for stealing my status - ImThatFunnyGuy.
apparently you've never met my ex
What if there's an explanation for this shit...What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick7?
why is it always the guy...like some cheating bitch can't accidently trip and fall on a dick!!!
HAHAHA...AT THE FIRST COMMENT
That's not true it is completely possible, the girl needs her legs spread and her hips at a 50-60 degree angle, and the guy needs to plant his knees first so the penis doesn't impact with all of the force from the fall
Stole this from me... I did this rap..THIEF!!!
dROP THa bEAt
Kickin it gbook style
CHEA!!! best rap about facebook
Holy f**king paranoia batman
And now I know who you are comic book store owner. All I had to do was ask myself who is on the same level of weirdness as me but has a reason to put me out like this. I gave you a lot of business, didn't I? Now I'm going to show you what happens when you push. Your Welcome Chris.
I like this and I just lifted it, now come see if I'm your "Steven". Leave your name while your there?
Like this guy has never lifted a status. I'm sure yours are just pure genius and you should be so proud of all you've amounted to in life.
Wtf man who is this
HA ~ This was posted six months ago ... old as hell!
BAHAHAHAH!!! Thats funny as hell!
Hi Rick ... ok, you got me.
THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO!
Two people have never tried to quietly unwrap a tampon.
wow X_X f**ktard galore
WHO CARES!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS! IF YOU DISAGREE, MOVE PAST THE DAMN POST. GROW UP FUCKERS!
said the guy who misspelled because???
To the Anon who said "your all dumb asses" I think YOU are the dumbass becaue it's YOU'RE not YOUR. Why are people so stupid?
your all dumb asses.
Crack is whack!!!
eat a dick and die f**ker!
i don't know why im angury but fuck yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I know I call my dealer more than my parents
can i have his number??
I dont kno about all that. dealers piss me off lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :) I see you b***h
So your status message should read: Come by for a window game of peek-ah-POW!
I never thought of it that way.
still funny and insightful
Smoothies have ice?
you just blew my mind
Regardless it's missing a period at the end lo buy who cares it's fucking hilarious.
why wouldn't it be an uncle is a noun is it not?
yeah... whose the joke ruiner ?
read it properly.. capitalization = using capital letters.. it's funny
That is funny and then i read the comment and it ruins it all and no one cares if uncle shouldn't be capitalized!!! lol
"Uncle" doesn't get capitalized.
Copy and Paste Baby, and there ain't Jack Crap you can do about it......................
ALL YOU FUCKERS NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE! IF YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT PEOPLE TAKING STATUSES, THEN STOP POSTING SHIT FOR PEOPLE TO STEAL. JEEZ ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE SO STUPID.
Shut up, almost every status has been stole by me.
Don't listen to them, they're haters, obviously because your at over a 100 likes. Hate hate hate hate... Enjoying your hateraid fuckers?
shes got a point
Leah. Why do you think because you post a string of quotes for a few weeks do you feel that you are some queen bee on this site. You have this sense of entitlement that is unjustly earned. Get off your high horse and stop thinking your opinion matters, you are not as cool as you think you are..
Ah, you must be related to Suthernfkr, lmao!!!!
U all are mad cuz u know its true. loooooooserssssssss
Im actually im not fat, and u wish u could have me f**kface....
Shut up Skank nobody likes you either, why dont you lose some weight fatty, because yes.. we are all sure that both of you women are fat as f**k. :) My argument = win
Okay, all you "Anonymous" posters saying stupid shit about someone you don't even know, need to STFU, get out of your mom's basement, and get a life. Leah is speakin' the truth here... we're ALL here stealin' statuses.... so quit your name-calling and grow up.
VVV Agree with the guy below me, Leah6666 is a dirty skank.
shut up whore.
Yup it's what I do when I can't think of something original. I'll be damned if you ever whining about my personal life on FB
but you just said that over paying will make people crappier at their job….
lol @the comments below
As a bacon hoarder nipple puller, anal lovin chest crushing fugly nanny, i agree.
As chuck Norris, i agree too.
As a monkey f**king tour guide I agree too.
As a Hispanic Nunchuck Nipple Grabbing Jack Beaver Thief I can say i agree somewhat...
As an unemployed Musician...I disagree. No, wait....
As an illiterate truckdriver... what the fuck are y'all takin' about!?!
As a chronic masturbater I would agree too.
As a Mormon Blacksmith I agree too
As a Tranny bicycle thief I agree too
As a Tranny bicycle thief I agree too
Has nothing to do with how much the teachers are paid. The education system sucks and is a complete joke.
As a person that lived through the whole Rebecca Black weekend I agree too
As a grandpa I completely agree too.
As a parent I completely agree.
Get over yourself grandma.
So true! Between child support and gas I'm lookin pretty good!
What kinda jackass would not like this!?