Holy f**king paranoia batman
And now I know who you are comic book store owner. All I had to do was ask myself who is on the same level of weirdness as me but has a reason to put me out like this. I gave you a lot of business, didn't I? Now I'm going to show you what happens when you push. Your Welcome Chris.
I like this and I just lifted it, now come see if I'm your "Steven". Leave your name while your there?
Like this guy has never lifted a status. I'm sure yours are just pure genius and you should be so proud of all you've amounted to in life.
Wtf man who is this
HA ~ This was posted six months ago ... old as hell!
BAHAHAHAH!!! Thats funny as hell!
Hi Rick ... ok, you got me.
WHO CARES!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS! IF YOU DISAGREE, MOVE PAST THE DAMN POST. GROW UP FUCKERS!
said the guy who misspelled because???
To the Anon who said "your all dumb asses" I think YOU are the dumbass becaue it's YOU'RE not YOUR. Why are people so stupid?
your all dumb asses.
Crack is whack!!!
eat a dick and die f**ker!
i don't know why im angury but fuck yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I know I call my dealer more than my parents
can i have his number??
I dont kno about all that. dealers piss me off lol
This is epic
Ummm... I think we ALL steal theses statuses.... Duhhhhh!!!
Hey um thanks for whining like a little Bitch! No one gives a f**k if its your status! Foolish mortal
vvv he got you there buddy
It is called status stalker....looks like you were stalked dude!
Thanks for stealing my status - ImThatFunnyGuy.
Stole this from me... I did this rap..THIEF!!!
dROP THa bEAt
Kickin it gbook style
CHEA!!! best rap about facebook
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :) I see you b***h
So your status message should read: Come by for a window game of peek-ah-POW!
If people only posted their own jokes on here, there would only be two things a day. Keep 'em coming, I don't care who wrote them! To that guy that can't spell down there, pull up your damn pants!
George Carlin and I've seen it all over the internet for years...nice try homo
old like ur mom and before you say I can't spell please ask if anyone gives a fuck
Hahaha, love it!!! What a wonderful life!
I never thought of it that way.
still funny and insightful
Smoothies have ice?
you just blew my mind
So true! Between child support and gas I'm lookin pretty good!
What kinda jackass would not like this!?
Love this <3 haha nice
f**k me in the pussy
or squeeze the juice in their eyes
Ha ha do u know how much 1 lemon costs!!!
Damn the guy below is right
in this economy lemons cost too much to hand out!
why wouldn't it be an uncle is a noun is it not?
yeah... whose the joke ruiner ?
read it properly.. capitalization = using capital letters.. it's funny
That is funny and then i read the comment and it ruins it all and no one cares if uncle shouldn't be capitalized!!! lol
"Uncle" doesn't get capitalized.
Happens to me all the time.. just done look away first or you lose
it's time to flash that million dollar smile....that's what it is...
This isn't texts from last night dumbass.
I do that... Sober. Im hoping my kitten will learn to roar.
Rubbing my forehead! Lol!!!! ;)