Barack Obama… • Never served in the military. Not even R.O.T.C. Why is he our Commander-in-Chief? • Never owned, ran or even managed a business, not even a hotdog stand. Why is he now 'CEO' of the greatest nation on earth? • Never balanced a budget or managed a payroll. Why is he in charge of the largest economy in the world? • Never was a doctor, a nurse or ever worked in any health care profession. Why is he being trusted to completely take over America's health care system? • Never was Mayor of a city, or Governor of a state, in fact, he has no executive experience whatsoever. Why is he in charge of the executive branch of the United States government? • Is a failed, corrupt 'resign or be disbarred' lawyer. Why is he trusted to appoint our, Secretary of State, Supreme Court justices and Attorney General? • Never was a success in any area of his life except campaigning and running for office (and writing two 'autobiographies' before he ever accomplished anything.) Why was he elected President of the United States of America?
I'm white and from an upperclass part of Chicago and I love obama..best president ever...share tge wealth..help other americans that's what america is about
Had to be a white ass cracka that posted this corny shit, smh. Yall wonder why u will NEVER prosper. You OPENLY put African Americans down for decades with no remorse wutsoeva. So fuk yall NOW and RUN YA POCKETS!!!! Bwahahaha
VOTE ME FOR PRES!! FREE LLAMAS FOR EVERYONE!
God I hate politics.
The best way to tell the difference is that Romney supporters are absolute douches.FUCK AMERICA, I AM SENDING JOBS OVERSEAS, AND HIDING MY TAX RETURNS!
People who receive checks: Land Lords, art dealers, auto mechanics, Traders, seniors, and welfare recipients.. does that look like a homogenous group? It's only funny when it's not stupid!!
People ... why are you taking everything so serious? It's only a joke! Lighten up ... have a good time ere ....LAUGH!!
Commenter below me: You're the one asking questions not him.. so who is clueless?
Commenter below me is clearly bias with absolutely no supporting facts, and just blatantly spews whatever jizz obama dribbles into their mouth. How does it feel to be clueless?
Still a dumb post if you ask me.. once a check is written out, someone has to sign at the back.. whether it's a Romney supporter paying for a DUI, and a Tax fine or an Obama supporter reciving money for goods sold! Next time put up posts that are clear enough..
VOTE ME FOR PRES!
One mans 'lame post' is anothers treasure ...
Commenter below me: is that what your momma told you to say? The one who pays your bills while you post lame shit on this site.
First commentor. You're right. Romney supporters keep paying their employees. They're the only ones who can provide jobs for those of us who don't want to live on Obamas handouts while we sit at home playing XBox. Like you.
Put obamas face on the food stamp
Hey first poster ... I.E. Romney supporters pay their bills ... and the bills of Obama supporters ( all the people who want their free stuff)
First commentator, for you, because your a simple person ... Obama appeals to all the people who want 'FREE' stuff ... entitlements .. healthcare ... welfare ...etc. Hey Baby, ain't nothin' free.
First commentor, you're a fuckin' idiot. I hope you don't vote.
True!!!! And I hope you don't mind....... I will be using this one myself!!!!!
haha love this one, Obama supporters are all signing their welfare checks, priceless..
In other words, Obama supporters get paid.. but Romney supporters keep paying... hmmmmm
for ng else..
The first even slightly original status that has been posted on this in months, good job!
I am hungry for another status now tho...
Really curious to know why you're sooo obsessed with the number 6? I actually feel like that number follows me in my life lmao..
Commenter one thats why they call it status stalker. stalk a status and repost it here or you can make one up. They should change your name to dumb ass.
This chic copies shit more than suthernfukr. They should change the name of the site to "Status Copy & Post"
I read it!!!! LMAO thats horrible! But thats actually funny!
hah. i actually read it. thats bad. lol.
Insulting anonymous people using a facebook status makes you look pretty shallow. Just so you know.
casino payouts are 1 in a million so more than likely you're never getting laid =)
...maybe began dialing another number at which point in time you'd be sent to vmail without them even knowing it?
yeahhh ive seen this status before
I also wanna do that
What is with these f**king idiots reposting OLD COMMENTS like they ACTUALLY came up with them???????
i wanna do that to
comment below... EPIC
comment below... EPIC
*Reply to the posts beginning with "Yeah."* Don't take things too literally, you scrotum. In order to get to where you want to go on Cash Cab (and win money), you have to correctly answer questions. Do you realize how frustrating it would be if that didn't happen and you REALLY had to follow someone? Geez.
I think he was joking ya dip ;)
Yeah, you lost.
Yeah....okay. You were on Cash Cab. Uh huh. And that's relevant to this post how? Oh right, it's not.
I've done that. It turned out to be Cash Cab and you know how that works.
you are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here's an idea...get off of suthernfukr's dick and then get off of the site all together. You're an asshole.
Here's an idea... How about dumb asses like Suthernfukr plan ahead when they go to the Infectious Disease Clinic and have a fully charged battery on their phone or bring their own damn charger with them.
Million dollar idea!
I totally agree! I thought the exact same thing while waiting for my dad to get out of surgery & I was trying to find an outlet
Haha, I see what you did there.
Haha this is f**king hilarious :D
f**k them all.. hahaha there dead..
SOMEBODY DIED SO THAT YOU COULD STILL DRIVE A FOSSIL FUEL POWERED VEHICLE AND KEEP PAYING FOR IT TROUGH YOUR NOSE
And thank you to the makers of MRE's and the lil heater inside that when put in a hole in the desert of Iraq gave me sexual pleasure.
For the comment who said you can't die by voulenteering at a fucking kitchen... Not with that attitude
To the long winded comment below...Veterans Day is a day to specifically acknowledge the sacrifice those serving our country have made. There are days set aside for teachers, attorneys, and such that you mentioned. The fact of the matter is that the days set aside for them are not so greatly celebrated as Veterans Day. I served my country over seas in a strange land to keep those who wish to take your freedoms away at bay. I pray to God that we never lose the freedoms we have in America. If it does happen it will be because of those who do not put a high enough price on what it takes to keep them. I appreciate all those who work in this country in all the various jobs that make America so great. Every job is important, but other than law enforcement, no other job has such had so many lose their life in service to others. I did not join the Army for my own good. The pay isn't great and the living conditions pretty much suck but I knew I was part of a much much bigger thing and I proudly endured all of it. Let's lift up our Military today... Veterans Day. We will lift up the teachers, lawyers, secretaries, and such on their given day. All gave some... some gave all!
Thanks for the people who appreciate a veterans sacrifice for country. If it wasn't for their sacrifices the puusy peace mongers wouldnt be able to complain. The Taliban and other terrorists groups do not care about life and peace. Especially yours you dumbass.
The difference is you don't put your life on the line dumbass! You can't die by volunteering at a fucking soup kitchen! Thanks to all the Veterans for keeping us safe.
This gave me goosebumps. Hoorahh
Contrary to what cynics WRITE and SPEAK and SPREAD, every American is BLESSED, to be represented by OUR BEST
To the ingnorarmous who wrote that long letter down below... If it weren't for the soldiers fighting for our country's freedom, you wouldn't have be able to write that letter... PERIOD! So... I will thank a SOLDIER today. I will thank everyone else some other time, but not today! HAPPY VETERANS DAY!!!
great comment below!!!! could not agree more!
Going to boot camp, being stationed in Belarus, and patrolling with a rifle isn't the only way to "serve our country". There are LOTS of means of not sitting back and enjoying this country's perks without strapping on a weapon. Teachers, civil rights leaders and attorneys, people who stand up to injustice, who work in soup kitchens, we have so many that sit back and enjoy the perks of this country but don't believe in serving in the military. Why do we associate "serving our country" with the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, or Coast Guard? Why not delivering mail in a hailstorm, or teaching kids in the ghetto, or giving free swimming lessons to those who can't afford it, or manning a remote lighthouse on the rocks of the Atlantic, or joining the Peace Corp, or Amigos de las Americas, or offering immigrants free language lessons, or by charging a lower rate to those who need it, over and over, or donating clothes, time, food...? There are so MANY ways to support our country, our freedoms and our rights WITHOUT brandishing a weapon, or by "defending" our country by killing tens of thousands of civilians. The military is a necessary evil. It likely always will be. But, it doesn't need to be 6 times the size of China's, or 10 times the budgets of England, France, Russia, Japan, Germany....that's nuts. To think otherwise, well, you've drunk the Kool-Aid. What rational human being would accept ANY industry where one company pays almost 1/2 of the budget and the rest of the world the other half?? If we had that much oil, we'd be golden. If we had 43% of Earth's ANYTHING, we'd be pretty well set. Well, except of 43% of a massive, massive, massive, bill. Service is service. Doesn't need to be part of the killing machine.
Who are the f**ktard commie bastards that gave this status a thumbs down. Eat a gangrene cock and die you pieces of shit!
How could you not get this?
this really didnt need any explanation to the kid thats never used the phone to actually make a phone call...
It's making fun of holding music ppl have to listen to when they are on hold
I don't get it :(
Thanks! Got a lot of likes on this!