Yeah Mitt could buy and sell every one of your liberal asses. Obastard's doing SUCH a great job... Fucking morons...
Ummm, no. That would be Obama.
What in the hell does legislation have anything to do with the economy? Why do you as a person want politicians to continue to pass laws and, therefore, put restrictions upon yourself? And what law do you think can be written that will magically flourish our economy into a bull market? Laws have absolutely nothing to do with any of the problems we are experiencing. The fundamentals of your political logic is flawed from the beginning. We should actually be focusing on getting ridding some laws (Patriot Act, NDAA, etc).
Romney and Obama work for the same CORPORATIONS! They don't care about us. They don't give a crap about "WE THE PEOPLE" because they are money hungry dictators. 2 cheeks to the same ass.
Ron Paul? The old man hasn't passed or for that matter proposed a major piece of legislation in over 17 years. He needs to retire so someone much younger & hungrier can get stuff done.
V Correcting my typo "You would build somebody who would actually...."
Ron Paul was the only decent choice; and he still wasn't perfect. Where Obama lacks (fiscal ideas), Romney makes up for. Where Romney lacks (social common sense), Obama makes up for. Politics is a game played to keep the people divided and arguing. I'm pretty sure that if any of you got to build a politician from scratch, none of you would build an Obama or a Romney. You would build somebody actually balance the budget, start paying off debt, and restore our civil liberties (Patriot Act, NDAA, etc). Corporations and the media have actually tricked you guys into supporting morons.
classic lmao I'm the first to admit that Mitt is a bum and a loser and will never get my vote
vv And how was that a bad thing he said about the Americans? Is it not true? Proof would be to point out that we have Obama as President. And at least he won't go around to every country and apologize to them for us being America. vv
I think everyone is misinformed. Yesterday Romney was caught on camera calling Americans pushovers and easily manipulative. He also made digs at China, Norway, and Britain. If he ends up president, which he wont, he'll end up starting WW3 because of a hurt ego.
im for obama....i voted for him, but in the end it doesnt matter. i believe they have it rigged and already got their winner in mind. smh
vv Sick burn. Lol. vv
You know what...... You're not worth it!!!
vv Lol, you Liberal Demoncats are so dumb. vv
Yeah. With comments like "fuck Obama" shows the true intellectual capacity of the person. Do everyone a favor and do not vote, or procreate for that matter. I should've said breed. It's the same as procreate for you Romney fans.
I'm an Obama supporter and I approve this status
Romney's a fuckin douche!! and his supporters or fucking morons
Really I support Obama and I have owned and operated my own electrical contracting company for 30 yrs, never once collecting welfare, it is ignorance such as yours that shows true Romney supporter intellect,
agree with the two comments FUCK OBAMA
He should just drop the job search and get on welfare along with all the obama supporters
uh no ... think you meant to insert Obama's name, cause he's only had one job ... community organizer - if u call that a job.
V My bad
V Who put the dick's in that guys Cheerios??
Nope still not funny it's sick like u are 36 is a false number it's easy to multiple click
Sure it was funny... 32 people thought it was
Not at all funny
Please, be kind and unwind. If not, GO FUCK YOURSELF and make your OWN damn statuses. Thank you!:)
you are all idiots this is funny and if this takes you two minutes to read I hope you don't reproduce.
I thought it was pretty funny, lol!!!
Omg.... Such waste of time. I an not believe it! And honestly.... This I the first time ever that I am leaving a negative comment. I never thought I would do it.... But this thing.... It was waaaaaaayyy toooo long but I kept thinking that something great and really funny will come out of it. I'm still waiting for that.... It never happened. It never will.
actually couldn't make heads nor tails of it...went back and re-read several times.
Damn planet, you read really slow! J/K, this was a waste of time
took me two minutes to read thru this mess........thats two minutes of my life I just can't get back..........BASTARD,!
Lame, old, and retired.
Wow dumbass.....no shit, its just a status, not a fact finding session.
The problem is lazy people, not the price of food.
lol, actually I stole it from a buddy of mine on FB. where he got it from IDK. Get your facts straight f**ktard. :-)
And who do you think poste it there dumbass!!
copied from funnystatus.com
We Christians are just sinners saved by grace. Hate the sin not the sinner and pray for those who fall short of the Glory of God.
Your post is beyond ignorant. Apparently you Liberal left freaks that are soooo tolerant are only tolerant of people who think exactly like you do. FO and die
If you're a gay person, do us all a favor and stop prancing round like some fairy just to get attention. 90% of gays: "We're the same as everyone else, so don't treat us like we're different......but ABSOLUTELY treat us like we're special. If there's a gay athlete who sucks, make sure to cover him non-stop on ESPN just cuz he put a spotlight on himself about being gay"
If you're some "Marriage equality" faggot, start supporting and protesting for the rights of polygamists too, you hypocritical pieces of shit
Real Christians do not preach hate!! But you can not expect us to accept something the Bible says is sin just to make you feel better. But that sure doesn't mean we can't be friends, or family, or get along. Life is too short for hate! I hope you find peace and happiness!!
I have a novel idea. Why don't we all just learn to get along , not care what people are, and who they choose to worship. ;-)
Fag jokes aren't funny, cum on guys!!!!
Burn in hell queer!
Disgusting, filthy,disease ridden faggots.
Angry, stupid, hypocritical bible thumpers.
If they only could. : )
The mere fact that someone doesn't beat the fuck out of you should be considered an act of kindness.
Two fags walk into a bar. They order drinks and have sex with each other in a stall in the men's bathroom. They both get AIDS and die. The world rejoices.
Oh no! You're feelings are being hurt because the reality of people's opinions are just hard to swallow (pun intended). Go get a reality check and pick up the DSM 3 book and look up the diagnosis of your inner problem. It's all in there.
If you call yourself an atheist fag , do us all a favor and choke to death on a AIDS ridden cock, faggot!
If you're an atheist, do everyone a favor and kill yourself because you have no reason to live. You're just a waste of space.
Some dumb faggot was mad and came up with this status
Does it hurt to be that stupid? Christians give more to charity than any other group combined. And acts of kindness? I guess feeding to homeless in the US, building orphanages in Thailand, & providing free dentistry on Haiti i ant kind. How about atheists quit spreading hate because they're too stupid to realize that 99% of Christians spread love. Nice hypocracy there, moron.
Either way Christians should f**k off because religion is the biggest bullshit ever. Wake up.
What about Muslims that kill them not just talk about them? Or the Russians that put them in prison.
uh i know atheists who hate gays
Typical person stereotyping Christians, **Sighs
Really.... Sux a dick another place f**k off!
V but he could probably spell "faggot" correctly. That is, if he were a homophobic douche. Looks like you have that covered, though. Well done!
some faggit probably wrote this.
No one can stand in the corner. Your mothers are to busy lining up for big black dick in the corner already.
Those saying that there is no such thing as a great women are too fat and ugly to get one.
Your father is one lucky man.
Chances are......This just in........you're a loser !
If you can eat the sandwich while she's doing it.....she's doing it wrong!
V obviously a dumb fem.
Go stand in the corner, you creep!
V right!, just mouths.
No such thing as a good or great woman...
spoken like a true virgin
v I hear you prefer your father tho so I guess they need more practice.
Anonymous..... so is your mother, sister and grandma.
your mother is a great woman.
Love this one!
V Then I am gonna stab it, create a bloody dick mess
v that will be better than a fine tooth comb
I'm gonna run my dick through your girl's hair,
No, I'm pretty sure the Mayans predicted the end of the world physically as we know it. Oh and if you think all of this is new, well your wrong. All that has existed in this world since Adam let Eve take a bite of that apple.
At least someone got the reference. : )
v douche bag
Hey asshole this has been happening for thousands of years, read a history book for once
This has been around since forever. Enjoy the ride.
I invented the internet ~ Al Gore
lol alright jay
What the f**k is the internet?
i do believe there's this new technology called the internet
How can they watch the world go by if they are in the basement?
I beat my meat!
the reason the world is the way it is is bc of dumb fucks like the majority of people that posted on this. life is just a joke to them, they sit and watch the world go by while they sit in their mom's basement all day
You complaining bitches. Re-read the post and breathe it the fuck in. Look in the mirror, it's who you are. Oh, I forgot to say fuck all of you. -Love, Asshole.
I like to torture my cat - is this normal?
I'm the first poster ... yes you are right, at least thats what my shrink keeps telling me. I love to cut myself ... in fact, i wanna hurt myself by cutting my penis ... I like to slice and dice.
Hey Dr Phil, go choke on a pistol you depressing fat shit!
"go kill yourself" -Anonymous you are what's wrong with this world
This is so depressing. You're posting to a wrong site.
go kill yourself
Maybe Voodoochild has never been hugged...
Voodoochild- you're a douche
v Do you get an erection when you see your mom and sister naked? It's "were" not "was." Please stay in Kentucky where you belong.
Because... 5 years ago you was able to have an erection?
Nope... Still funny
Funny, 5 years ago...