SURE you can just hum with your mouth open... DUMBASS!.. lol
i did it it just didnt sound like humming 0.o
i did but i sounded super dumb(:
You can't fart while a finger in your butt. Try it:)
well looks like 56 other people liked this so who gives a f**k what you think
No humor in it at all. Just facts and f**ktardedness!
the humor is you believe it dumbass!
i also did it
i did it
i dont see any humor in this one at all
this is great
lmaooo good one, had me dying!
Got 32 likes on this one.. Thank you good sir
FUNNY AS FUCK
Bullshit!.. If it doesn't work out it is not a relationship lol
I DO WORK OUT BUT STIL "PHAT AND PROUD"
thats not funny thats mean and disrespectful and i weigh 94 pounds and i think thats rude
Chubby cheeks ;)
Lol @ last comment.
then you dont work out
wat the fuck i'm fat
lmfaooo too funny
that would be funyn ifthey did call it america
that was a stupid comment "they call it American" just saying.....
lol maybe they just call it American
To your left is a cliff, and to your right is a horny porcupine
get a life fag
Go stand in the f**king corner bitch!
old, seen this before
my balls smell funny
*GAY PORN HARD*!!!!!
vv A rake would work better. vv
This status will help...
question, i recently shit in my underwear, i can't seem to get the shit stains off, do u think a metal scraper would help?
The person that wrote this must be the same person who comments old on everything.. Lmao
Where did you steal that one from?
or what? you gonna come thru my laptop and punch me? your idle threats mean nothing ... i do what i want to do. bitch
OLD AND WRINKLY
And something blue
Hahaha you got owned .... High five to the comment below
There was no need to capitalize fail & spelling. Love should have been capitalized however. Tool.
love how people Fail in their Spelling . . .!!
What if there's an explanation for this shit...What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick7?
why is it always the guy...like some cheating bitch can't accidently trip and fall on a dick!!!
HAHAHA...AT THE FIRST COMMENT
That's not true it is completely possible, the girl needs her legs spread and her hips at a 50-60 degree angle, and the guy needs to plant his knees first so the penis doesn't impact with all of the force from the fall
There actually is a chewable birth control pill (femcon) that is mint flavored.
good to know "Anonymous" -_-
Thumbs up - Clever! (see people, I don't trash everyone) ... submit a great post ... and I'l tell you its great!
Really curious to know why you're sooo obsessed with the number 6? I actually feel like that number follows me in my life lmao..
Commenter one thats why they call it status stalker. stalk a status and repost it here or you can make one up. They should change your name to dumb ass.
This chic copies shit more than suthernfukr. They should change the name of the site to "Status Copy & Post"