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Posted 2012-01-03T05:32:53+01:00
Maybe if we over-paid our teachers and under-paid our Pop artists there would better education and less bad music.

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Comment by Anonymous

but you just said that over paying will make people crappier at their job….

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lol @the comments below

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As a bacon hoarder nipple puller, anal lovin chest crushing fugly nanny, i agree.

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As chuck Norris, i agree too.

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As a monkey f**king tour guide I agree too.

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As a Hispanic Nunchuck Nipple Grabbing Jack Beaver Thief I can say i agree somewhat...

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As an unemployed Musician...I disagree. No, wait....

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As an illiterate truckdriver... what the fuck are y'all takin' about!?!

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As a chronic masturbater I would agree too.

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As a Mormon Blacksmith I agree too

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As a Tranny bicycle thief I agree too

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As a Tranny bicycle thief I agree too

Comment by Anonymous

Has nothing to do with how much the teachers are paid. The education system sucks and is a complete joke.

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As a person that lived through the whole Rebecca Black weekend I agree too

Comment by Anonymous

As a grandpa I completely agree too.

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As a parent I completely agree.

Comment by Anonymous

Get over yourself grandma.

Posted 2011-02-15T06:45:49+01:00
Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away

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Comment by Voodoochild

Hahaha hilarious

Posted by Official2faces 2012-06-28T22:12:00+02:00
Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" is a clever little bastard.

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Comment by Anonymous

V below me....really?

Comment by Anonymous

I don't get it

Comment by Anonymous

No. Noooo. Wrong! Fast food does in fact make you fat. People who exercise don't generally eat fast food often. Soooo...no.

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Fast food doesn't make you fat. Being lazy and not exercising does.

Posted 2011-05-13T21:01:00+02:00
2011 Pick Up Lines: "I have a full tank of gas."

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Posted 2011-01-07T23:33:57+01:00
Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger

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Posted 2012-02-19T22:34:52+01:00
If your life ever seems boring just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space.

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Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-03-04T16:00:28+01:00
This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is 'funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming.

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Comment by Anonymous

Toss my salad.

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I dont care if he got it from somwhere else.. thanks for sharing suthernfukr :)

Comment by Anonymous

When does the narwhale bacon?

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IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!

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MASH POTATOES!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Who cares where it's from ... Shit's Hilarious

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Suthernfukr <3's COCK IN HIS ASS!

Comment by Suthernfukr

If you notice most of these posts are from some other site. Fuckin' Troll.

Comment by Suthernfukr

UH...never been to that site.

Comment by Anonymous

He got this off of memebase/reddit.

Comment by Anonymous

Not bad for a suthrnfukr

Posted 2011-12-09T00:31:34+01:00
My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."

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Comment by Anonymous

wow... amazing!

Posted 2012-03-03T07:56:36+01:00
My best guy friend ask me if there was a website with funny status's and I wanted to tell him about this one but then he would know I'm not really as funny as he thought!

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Comment by Anonymous

or he could already know about it and was just wondering if you told the truth!! Either way it was a funny post I have had friends ask me the same thing too, and I say "uhmmm no sry cann't help!" ..lol

Posted 2011-02-27T19:53:01+01:00
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.

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Posted 2012-01-28T08:45:18+01:00
Be careful who you call friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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Posted 2011-05-24T08:04:27+02:00
Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in then they cut you off.

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Comment by Anonymous

Shoot....I can't get the straw in when I'm sober, let alone plastered.

Posted 2011-04-25T02:18:21+02:00
You can't hum while holding your nose. Try it.

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Comment by Anonymous

SURE you can just hum with your mouth open... DUMBASS!.. lol

Comment by Anonymous

i did it it just didnt sound like humming 0.o

Comment by Anonymous

i did but i sounded super dumb(:

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@Dreadnought LMAOOOO

Comment by Dreadnought

You can't fart while a finger in your butt. Try it:)

Comment by Anonymous

well looks like 56 other people liked this so who gives a f**k what you think

Comment by Anonymous

No humor in it at all. Just facts and f**ktardedness!

Comment by Anonymous

the humor is you believe it dumbass!

Comment by Anonymous

i dont see any humor in this one at all

Posted 2012-05-08T23:50:49+02:00
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you...

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Comment by Anonymous

lmaooo good one, had me dying!

Comment by Anonymous

Got 32 likes on this one.. Thank you good sir

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-16T16:32:01+01:00
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?

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Comment by Anonymous

Looks more like a man in a wheelchair racing.

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I don't see it

Comment by Anonymous

lmaooo that was a good one

Posted 2009-11-04T21:46:05+01:00
you know what i hate? those DAMNED 'push to wash' sinks in public restrooms!!!!! UGHhhhHh what is the purpose?!?! they only stay on for bout 2.5 seconds IF THAT, then you gotta hold it and wash one hand, and switch, and BAMMM you got more germs then you started with! fck it... im just not gonna wash my hands anymore

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Comment by Anonymous

cover the button with a tissue, BAMM germs are separated

Posted 2013-06-28T01:20:36+02:00
Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet.

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Posted 2011-03-30T07:22:55+02:00
The cool thing about The Clapper is it doubles as a strobe light during sex.

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Posted 2010-11-12T04:16:52+01:00
Teenage pregnancy just dropped 50% due to the release of black ops.

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Comment by Anonymous

hahaha... true!! so true!!

Comment by Anonymous

Haha that's a good one

Posted 2009-12-12T21:42:54+01:00
used Tag bodywash this morning and was looking forward to a goodtime before work. Unfortunately, no girls busted through walls or outran cheetahs to ravage me, dammit.

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