This isn't texts from last night dumbass.
I do that... Sober. Im hoping my kitten will learn to roar.
Rubbing my forehead! Lol!!!! ;)
WHO GIVES A FUCK IF IT'S "OLD!!!!!!" Man DAMN, you deplorable assholes get a life and stop saying "old"
saying its "old " is old
or he could already know about it and was just wondering if you told the truth!! Either way it was a funny post I have had friends ask me the same thing too, and I say "uhmmm no sry cann't help!" ..lol
Toss my salad.
I dont care if he got it from somwhere else.. thanks for sharing suthernfukr :)
When does the narwhale bacon?
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!
Who cares where it's from ... Shit's Hilarious
Suthernfukr <3's COCK IN HIS ASS!
If you notice most of these posts are from some other site. Fuckin' Troll.
UH...never been to that site.
He got this off of memebase/reddit.
Not bad for a suthrnfukr
SURE you can just hum with your mouth open... DUMBASS!.. lol
i did it it just didnt sound like humming 0.o
i did but i sounded super dumb(:
You can't fart while a finger in your butt. Try it:)
well looks like 56 other people liked this so who gives a f**k what you think
No humor in it at all. Just facts and f**ktardedness!
the humor is you believe it dumbass!
i also did it
i did it
i dont see any humor in this one at all
this is great
lmaooo good one, had me dying!
Got 32 likes on this one.. Thank you good sir
FUNNY AS FUCK
What if there's an explanation for this shit...What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick7?
why is it always the guy...like some cheating bitch can't accidently trip and fall on a dick!!!
HAHAHA...AT THE FIRST COMMENT
That's not true it is completely possible, the girl needs her legs spread and her hips at a 50-60 degree angle, and the guy needs to plant his knees first so the penis doesn't impact with all of the force from the fall
Bullshit!.. If it doesn't work out it is not a relationship lol
I DO WORK OUT BUT STIL "PHAT AND PROUD"
thats not funny thats mean and disrespectful and i weigh 94 pounds and i think thats rude
Chubby cheeks ;)
Lol @ last comment.
then you dont work out
wat the fuck i'm fat
lmfaooo too funny
that would be funyn ifthey did call it america
that was a stupid comment "they call it American" just saying.....
lol maybe they just call it American