This is epic
Ummm... I think we ALL steal theses statuses.... Duhhhhh!!!
Hey um thanks for whining like a little Bitch! No one gives a f**k if its your status! Foolish mortal
vvv he got you there buddy
It is called status stalker....looks like you were stalked dude!
Thanks for stealing my status - ImThatFunnyGuy.
I never thought of it that way.
still funny and insightful
Smoothies have ice?
you just blew my mind
If people only posted their own jokes on here, there would only be two things a day. Keep 'em coming, I don't care who wrote them! To that guy that can't spell down there, pull up your damn pants!
George Carlin and I've seen it all over the internet for years...nice try homo
old like ur mom and before you say I can't spell please ask if anyone gives a fuck
Hahaha, love it!!! What a wonderful life!
And he sold the diamond to become the great gatsby. Haha
is it true....coz i have seen the movie bt i didn't notice it....
Mermaids saved him...
You're only 2 years late.
someone already thought of this post
got me reminiscing on these good times
What is with these old posts?
This isn't texts from last night dumbass.
I do that... Sober. Im hoping my kitten will learn to roar.
Rubbing my forehead! Lol!!!! ;)
why wouldn't it be an uncle is a noun is it not?
yeah... whose the joke ruiner ?
read it properly.. capitalization = using capital letters.. it's funny
That is funny and then i read the comment and it ruins it all and no one cares if uncle shouldn't be capitalized!!! lol
"Uncle" doesn't get capitalized.
Happens to me all the time.. just done look away first or you lose
it's time to flash that million dollar smile....that's what it is...
Love this <3 haha nice
fuck me in the pussy
or squeeze the juice in their eyes
Ha ha do u know how much 1 lemon costs!!!
Damn the guy below is right
in this economy lemons cost too much to hand out!
but you just said that over paying will make people crappier at their job….
lol @the comments below
As a bacon hoarder nipple puller, anal lovin chest crushing fugly nanny, i agree.
As chuck Norris, i agree too.
As a monkey f**king tour guide I agree too.
As a Hispanic Nunchuck Nipple Grabbing Jack Beaver Thief I can say i agree somewhat...
As an unemployed Musician...I disagree. No, wait....
As an illiterate truckdriver... what the fuck are y'all takin' about!?!
As a chronic masturbater I would agree too.
As a Mormon Blacksmith I agree too
As a Tranny bicycle thief I agree too
As a Tranny bicycle thief I agree too
Has nothing to do with how much the teachers are paid. The education system sucks and is a complete joke.
As a person that lived through the whole Rebecca Black weekend I agree too
As a grandpa I completely agree too.
As a parent I completely agree.
Get over yourself grandma.
ALL YOU FUCKERS NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE! IF YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT PEOPLE TAKING STATUSES, THEN STOP POSTING SHIT FOR PEOPLE TO STEAL. JEEZ ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE SO STUPID.
Shut up, almost every status has been stole by me.
Don't listen to them, they're haters, obviously because your at over a 100 likes. Hate hate hate hate... Enjoying your hateraid fuckers?
shes got a point
Leah. Why do you think because you post a string of quotes for a few weeks do you feel that you are some queen bee on this site. You have this sense of entitlement that is unjustly earned. Get off your high horse and stop thinking your opinion matters, you are not as cool as you think you are..
Ah, you must be related to Suthernfkr, lmao!!!!
U all are mad cuz u know its true. loooooooserssssssss
Im actually im not fat, and u wish u could have me f**kface....
Shut up Skank nobody likes you either, why dont you lose some weight fatty, because yes.. we are all sure that both of you women are fat as f**k. :) My argument = win
Okay, all you "Anonymous" posters saying stupid shit about someone you don't even know, need to STFU, get out of your mom's basement, and get a life. Leah is speakin' the truth here... we're ALL here stealin' statuses.... so quit your name-calling and grow up.
VVV Agree with the guy below me, Leah6666 is a dirty skank.
shut up whore.
Yup it's what I do when I can't think of something original. I'll be damned if you ever whining about my personal life on FB
Jumping from universe to planet is like going from buffet to crumb....there's no much stuff on the buffet
Its funny, cause if you correctly search, its 196 countries. or 195 if you dont count Taiwan, cause most of the U.N. recognize it as a break away province from china. You stupid Suthernf**k.
All you really needed to say was the 7 billion people. I can't imagine anyone falling in love with an island...
There are over 7 million 258 thousand (7,258,000) Llamas on Earth today
LOVE THIS !!!!!!!!!!
I don't need your fairy condolences … and please stay single … women deserve better
Why does it have to be a man that wrote this?
You have a wife? I'm sorry for your loss. My condolences.
Being a gentleman is not being whipped it's more manly than acting like a dick, perhaps you boys could learn something from a man as I am sure your father was not there to teach you or he was just a bad parent that raised a piece of scum.
this guy may be whipped but he has 59 likes right now and a chick. All you haters have probly never opened a door for a woman. He knows what hes doing leave it.
Oh shut the f**k up and accept the post for what it is... i got the extra goodies last night for texting this to my wife... good enough
Sci-fi Quote of the Day
You do realize 1 universe has like gazzlion plants and still evolving right........universe is never ending and there is always new planets forming and obviously there's millions of life forms out there we don't have the technology to find.
If this is a guy writing this which i hope its not, you pussy whipped...
Just like the planet, no human has ever been NEAR my anus, unless you're offering.
I thought this was cute
7 billion people and you're the biggest fucking pussy of them all.
That's a lot of islands up for grabs
I'm having one with uranus.
I'm having an affair with Pluto.
or he could already know about it and was just wondering if you told the truth!! Either way it was a funny post I have had friends ask me the same thing too, and I say "uhmmm no sry cann't help!" ..lol