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Posted 2012-03-03T07:56:36+01:00
My best guy friend ask me if there was a website with funny status's and I wanted to tell him about this one but then he would know I'm not really as funny as he thought!

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Comment by Anonymous

or he could already know about it and was just wondering if you told the truth!! Either way it was a funny post I have had friends ask me the same thing too, and I say "uhmmm no sry cann't help!" ..lol

Posted 2011-02-27T19:53:01+01:00
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.

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Posted 2012-08-15T03:58:00+02:00
I feel kinda guilty when I waste perfectly condescending answers on an idiot.

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Posted 2011-04-25T02:18:21+02:00
You can't hum while holding your nose. Try it.

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Comment by Anonymous

SURE you can just hum with your mouth open... DUMBASS!.. lol

Comment by Anonymous

i did it it just didnt sound like humming 0.o

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i did but i sounded super dumb(:

Comment by Anonymous

@Dreadnought LMAOOOO

Comment by Dreadnought

You can't fart while a finger in your butt. Try it:)

Comment by Anonymous

well looks like 56 other people liked this so who gives a f**k what you think

Comment by Anonymous

No humor in it at all. Just facts and f**ktardedness!

Comment by Anonymous

the humor is you believe it dumbass!

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i dont see any humor in this one at all

Posted 2012-07-11T22:09:54+02:00
The guy that comments old is getting old. He spends more time supervising this site than he does living.

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Comment by Anonymous

hahahaha!! You made my day :D

Comment by Anonymous

hahahahahahahahaha a million thumbs up for this one. HIGH FIVE! :)

Comment by Anonymous

Come up with your own shit dumb hoe

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Blah.... You aint shit

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Blah.... You aint shit

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FYI..... I'm a woman and some of us don't want to look like a loser by posting OLD shit on our fb.

Comment by Anonymous

First commentor you only just gave this status more truth

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saying stfu faggots is old..

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It must be Suthernfukr ... he lives here.

Posted 2012-05-08T23:50:49+02:00
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you...

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Comment by Anonymous

lmaooo good one, had me dying!

Comment by Anonymous

Got 32 likes on this one.. Thank you good sir

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-16T16:32:01+01:00
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?

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Comment by Anonymous

Looks more like a man in a wheelchair racing.

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I don't see it

Comment by Anonymous

lmaooo that was a good one

Posted 2012-01-28T08:45:18+01:00
Be careful who you call friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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Posted 2011-04-19T04:23:10+02:00
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.

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Comment by Anonymous

Bullshit!.. If it doesn't work out it is not a relationship lol

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I DO WORK OUT BUT STIL "PHAT AND PROUD"

Comment by Anonymous

thats not funny thats mean and disrespectful and i weigh 94 pounds and i think thats rude

Comment by Anonymous

Chubby cheeks ;)

Comment by Anonymous

Lol @ last comment.

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then you dont work out

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wat the fuck i'm fat

Posted 2009-11-04T21:46:05+01:00
you know what i hate? those DAMNED 'push to wash' sinks in public restrooms!!!!! UGHhhhHh what is the purpose?!?! they only stay on for bout 2.5 seconds IF THAT, then you gotta hold it and wash one hand, and switch, and BAMMM you got more germs then you started with! fck it... im just not gonna wash my hands anymore

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Comment by Anonymous

cover the button with a tissue, BAMM germs are separated

Posted 2013-06-28T01:20:36+02:00
Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet.

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Posted 2011-03-30T07:22:55+02:00
The cool thing about The Clapper is it doubles as a strobe light during sex.

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Posted 2011-11-11T08:46:56+01:00
It doesn't matter where you're from. Somebody died so you could live. Think about that more than once today and thank a Veteran.

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Comment by Anonymous

f**k them all.. hahaha there dead..

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SOMEBODY DIED SO THAT YOU COULD STILL DRIVE A FOSSIL FUEL POWERED VEHICLE AND KEEP PAYING FOR IT TROUGH YOUR NOSE

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And thank you to the makers of MRE's and the lil heater inside that when put in a hole in the desert of Iraq gave me sexual pleasure.

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For the comment who said you can't die by voulenteering at a fucking kitchen... Not with that attitude

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To the long winded comment below...Veterans Day is a day to specifically acknowledge the sacrifice those serving our country have made. There are days set aside for teachers, attorneys, and such that you mentioned. The fact of the matter is that the days set aside for them are not so greatly celebrated as Veterans Day. I served my country over seas in a strange land to keep those who wish to take your freedoms away at bay. I pray to God that we never lose the freedoms we have in America. If it does happen it will be because of those who do not put a high enough price on what it takes to keep them. I appreciate all those who work in this country in all the various jobs that make America so great. Every job is important, but other than law enforcement, no other job has such had so many lose their life in service to others. I did not join the Army for my own good. The pay isn't great and the living conditions pretty much suck but I knew I was part of a much much bigger thing and I proudly endured all of it. Let's lift up our Military today... Veterans Day. We will lift up the teachers, lawyers, secretaries, and such on their given day. All gave some... some gave all!

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Thanks for the people who appreciate a veterans sacrifice for country. If it wasn't for their sacrifices the puusy peace mongers wouldnt be able to complain. The Taliban and other terrorists groups do not care about life and peace. Especially yours you dumbass.

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The difference is you don't put your life on the line dumbass! You can't die by volunteering at a fucking soup kitchen! Thanks to all the Veterans for keeping us safe.

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This gave me goosebumps. Hoorahh

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Contrary to what cynics WRITE and SPEAK and SPREAD, every American is BLESSED, to be represented by OUR BEST

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To the ingnorarmous who wrote that long letter down below... If it weren't for the soldiers fighting for our country's freedom, you wouldn't have be able to write that letter... PERIOD! So... I will thank a SOLDIER today. I will thank everyone else some other time, but not today! HAPPY VETERANS DAY!!!

Comment by Anonymous

great comment below!!!! could not agree more!

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Going to boot camp, being stationed in Belarus, and patrolling with a rifle isn't the only way to "serve our country". There are LOTS of means of not sitting back and enjoying this country's perks without strapping on a weapon. Teachers, civil rights leaders and attorneys, people who stand up to injustice, who work in soup kitchens, we have so many that sit back and enjoy the perks of this country but don't believe in serving in the military. Why do we associate "serving our country" with the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, or Coast Guard? Why not delivering mail in a hailstorm, or teaching kids in the ghetto, or giving free swimming lessons to those who can't afford it, or manning a remote lighthouse on the rocks of the Atlantic, or joining the Peace Corp, or Amigos de las Americas, or offering immigrants free language lessons, or by charging a lower rate to those who need it, over and over, or donating clothes, time, food...? There are so MANY ways to support our country, our freedoms and our rights WITHOUT brandishing a weapon, or by "defending" our country by killing tens of thousands of civilians. The military is a necessary evil. It likely always will be. But, it doesn't need to be 6 times the size of China's, or 10 times the budgets of England, France, Russia, Japan, Germany....that's nuts. To think otherwise, well, you've drunk the Kool-Aid. What rational human being would accept ANY industry where one company pays almost 1/2 of the budget and the rest of the world the other half?? If we had that much oil, we'd be golden. If we had 43% of Earth's ANYTHING, we'd be pretty well set. Well, except of 43% of a massive, massive, massive, bill. Service is service. Doesn't need to be part of the killing machine.

Comment by Anonymous

Who are the f**ktard commie bastards that gave this status a thumbs down. Eat a gangrene cock and die you pieces of shit!

Posted 2010-10-24T03:00:09+02:00
If you're gonna flip out on your Facebook, don't delete it all the next day. Some of us still want to share your meltdown with our friends.

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Posted 2012-03-09T07:23:03+01:00
I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'

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Comment by Anonymous

same i just wanna follow tht car and go watch some porn the fuck a bitch

Comment by Anonymous

I also wanna do that

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What is with these f**king idiots reposting OLD COMMENTS like they ACTUALLY came up with them???????

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i wanna do that to

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comment below... EPIC

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comment below... EPIC

Comment by Anonymous

*Reply to the posts beginning with "Yeah."* Don't take things too literally, you scrotum. In order to get to where you want to go on Cash Cab (and win money), you have to correctly answer questions. Do you realize how frustrating it would be if that didn't happen and you REALLY had to follow someone? Geez.

Comment by Anonymous

I think he was joking ya dip ;)

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Yeah, you lost.

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Yeah....okay. You were on Cash Cab. Uh huh. And that's relevant to this post how? Oh right, it's not.

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I've done that. It turned out to be Cash Cab and you know how that works.

Posted 2011-03-27T21:19:59+02:00
Thanks to this page i'm 'that guy with the cool updates'. The sad thing's tht none of my friends will ever knw about u:)

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Posted 2011-03-07T02:49:27+01:00
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

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Comment by Anonymous

Sounds like something a stupid cunt would say.....

Comment by Anonymous

omg so true haha

Posted 2010-11-12T04:16:52+01:00
Teenage pregnancy just dropped 50% due to the release of black ops.

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Comment by Anonymous

hahaha... true!! so true!!

Comment by Anonymous

Haha that's a good one

Posted 2010-10-23T04:56:26+02:00
a fart is merely the cry of an imprisoned turd

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Comment by Anonymous

hahaha love this one!

Posted 2009-12-06T04:53:42+01:00
What do people in China call their good dishes?

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Comment by Anonymous

Shitty Dishes.

Comment by Anonymous

lmfaooo too funny

Comment by Anonymous

that would be funyn ifthey did call it america

Comment by Anonymous

that was a stupid comment "they call it American" just saying.....

Comment by Anonymous

lol maybe they just call it American


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