This is epic
Ummm... I think we ALL steal theses statuses.... Duhhhhh!!!
Hey um thanks for whining like a little Bitch! No one gives a f**k if its your status! Foolish mortal
vvv he got you there buddy
It is called status stalker....looks like you were stalked dude!
Thanks for stealing my status - ImThatFunnyGuy.
wow X_X fucktard galore
WHO CARES!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS! IF YOU DISAGREE, MOVE PAST THE DAMN POST. GROW UP FUCKERS!
said the guy who misspelled because???
To the Anon who said "your all dumb asses" I think YOU are the dumbass becaue it's YOU'RE not YOUR. Why are people so stupid?
your all dumb asses.
Crack is whack!!!
eat a dick and die f**ker!
i don't know why im angury but fuck yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I know I call my dealer more than my parents
can i have his number??
I dont kno about all that. dealers piss me off lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :) I see you b***h
So your status message should read: Come by for a window game of peek-ah-POW!
If people only posted their own jokes on here, there would only be two things a day. Keep 'em coming, I don't care who wrote them! To that guy that can't spell down there, pull up your damn pants!
George Carlin and I've seen it all over the internet for years...nice try homo
old like ur mom and before you say I can't spell please ask if anyone gives a fuck
Hahaha, love it!!! What a wonderful life!
I never thought of it that way.
still funny and insightful
Smoothies have ice?
you just blew my mind
Love this <3 haha nice
f**k me in the pussy
or squeeze the juice in their eyes
Ha ha do u know how much 1 lemon costs!!!
Damn the guy below is right
in this economy lemons cost too much to hand out!
So true! Between child support and gas I'm lookin pretty good!
What kinda jackass would not like this!?
why wouldn't it be an uncle is a noun is it not?
yeah... whose the joke ruiner ?
read it properly.. capitalization = using capital letters.. it's funny
That is funny and then i read the comment and it ruins it all and no one cares if uncle shouldn't be capitalized!!! lol
"Uncle" doesn't get capitalized.
but you just said that over paying will make people crappier at their job….
lol @the comments below
As a bacon hoarder nipple puller, anal lovin chest crushing fugly nanny, i agree.
As chuck Norris, i agree too.
As a monkey f**king tour guide I agree too.
As a Hispanic Nunchuck Nipple Grabbing Jack Beaver Thief I can say i agree somewhat...
As an unemployed Musician...I disagree. No, wait....
As an illiterate truckdriver... what the fuck are y'all takin' about!?!
As a chronic masturbater I would agree too.
As a Mormon Blacksmith I agree too
As a Tranny bicycle thief I agree too
As a Tranny bicycle thief I agree too
Has nothing to do with how much the teachers are paid. The education system sucks and is a complete joke.
As a person that lived through the whole Rebecca Black weekend I agree too
As a grandpa I completely agree too.
As a parent I completely agree.
Get over yourself grandma.
Jumping from universe to planet is like going from buffet to crumb....there's no much stuff on the buffet
Its funny, cause if you correctly search, its 196 countries. or 195 if you dont count Taiwan, cause most of the U.N. recognize it as a break away province from china. You stupid Suthernf**k.
All you really needed to say was the 7 billion people. I can't imagine anyone falling in love with an island...
There are over 7 million 258 thousand (7,258,000) Llamas on Earth today
LOVE THIS !!!!!!!!!!
I don't need your fairy condolences … and please stay single … women deserve better
Why does it have to be a man that wrote this?
You have a wife? I'm sorry for your loss. My condolences.
Being a gentleman is not being whipped it's more manly than acting like a dick, perhaps you boys could learn something from a man as I am sure your father was not there to teach you or he was just a bad parent that raised a piece of scum.
this guy may be whipped but he has 59 likes right now and a chick. All you haters have probly never opened a door for a woman. He knows what hes doing leave it.
Oh shut the f**k up and accept the post for what it is... i got the extra goodies last night for texting this to my wife... good enough
Sci-fi Quote of the Day
You do realize 1 universe has like gazzlion plants and still evolving right........universe is never ending and there is always new planets forming and obviously there's millions of life forms out there we don't have the technology to find.
If this is a guy writing this which i hope its not, you pussy whipped...
Just like the planet, no human has ever been NEAR my anus, unless you're offering.
I thought this was cute
7 billion people and you're the biggest fucking pussy of them all.
That's a lot of islands up for grabs
I'm having one with uranus.
I'm having an affair with Pluto.
Happens to me all the time.. just done look away first or you lose
it's time to flash that million dollar smile....that's what it is...
This isn't texts from last night dumbass.
I do that... Sober. Im hoping my kitten will learn to roar.
Rubbing my forehead! Lol!!!! ;)