SURE you can just hum with your mouth open... DUMBASS!.. lol
i did it it just didnt sound like humming 0.o
i did but i sounded super dumb(:
You can't fart while a finger in your butt. Try it:)
well looks like 56 other people liked this so who gives a f**k what you think
No humor in it at all. Just facts and f**ktardedness!
the humor is you believe it dumbass!
i also did it
i did it
i dont see any humor in this one at all
same i just wanna follow tht car and go watch some porn the f**k a bitch
I also wanna do that
What is with these f**king idiots reposting OLD COMMENTS like they ACTUALLY came up with them???????
i wanna do that to
comment below... EPIC
comment below... EPIC
*Reply to the posts beginning with "Yeah."* Don't take things too literally, you scrotum. In order to get to where you want to go on Cash Cab (and win money), you have to correctly answer questions. Do you realize how frustrating it would be if that didn't happen and you REALLY had to follow someone? Geez.
I think he was joking ya dip ;)
Yeah, you lost.
Yeah....okay. You were on Cash Cab. Uh huh. And that's relevant to this post how? Oh right, it's not.
I've done that. It turned out to be Cash Cab and you know how that works.
Bullshit!.. If it doesn't work out it is not a relationship lol
I DO WORK OUT BUT STIL "PHAT AND PROUD"
thats not funny thats mean and disrespectful and i weigh 94 pounds and i think thats rude
Chubby cheeks ;)
Lol @ last comment.
then you dont work out
wat the fuck i'm fat
lmfaooo too funny
that would be funyn ifthey did call it america
that was a stupid comment "they call it American" just saying.....
lol maybe they just call it American
There actually is a chewable birth control pill (femcon) that is mint flavored.
good to know "Anonymous" -_-
Thumbs up - Clever! (see people, I don't trash everyone) ... submit a great post ... and I'l tell you its great!
Sex, Suck, Lick, Rub, FUCK
Just do it.
Dude hell yes, I really like that comment about footwear in my anus.
Make sure and Lube it up cuz I like sneakers up my ass.
my sneaker ... up your ass
my sneaker ... up your ass
To your left is a cliff, and to your right is a horny porcupine
get a life fag
Go stand in the f**king corner bitch!
old, seen this before
my balls smell funny
*GAY PORN HARD*!!!!!
vv A rake would work better. vv
This status will help...
question, i recently shit in my underwear, i can't seem to get the shit stains off, do u think a metal scraper would help?
The person that wrote this must be the same person who comments old on everything.. Lmao
Where did you steal that one from?
or what? you gonna come thru my laptop and punch me? your idle threats mean nothing ... i do what i want to do. bitch
OLD AND WRINKLY
And something blue
Barack Obama… • Never served in the military. Not even R.O.T.C. Why is he our Commander-in-Chief? • Never owned, ran or even managed a business, not even a hotdog stand. Why is he now 'CEO' of the greatest nation on earth? • Never balanced a budget or managed a payroll. Why is he in charge of the largest economy in the world? • Never was a doctor, a nurse or ever worked in any health care profession. Why is he being trusted to completely take over America's health care system? • Never was Mayor of a city, or Governor of a state, in fact, he has no executive experience whatsoever. Why is he in charge of the executive branch of the United States government? • Is a failed, corrupt 'resign or be disbarred' lawyer. Why is he trusted to appoint our, Secretary of State, Supreme Court justices and Attorney General? • Never was a success in any area of his life except campaigning and running for office (and writing two 'autobiographies' before he ever accomplished anything.) Why was he elected President of the United States of America?
I'm white and from an upperclass part of Chicago and I love obama..best president ever...share tge wealth..help other americans that's what america is about
Had to be a white ass cracka that posted this corny shit, smh. Yall wonder why u will NEVER prosper. You OPENLY put African Americans down for decades with no remorse wutsoeva. So fuk yall NOW and RUN YA POCKETS!!!! Bwahahaha
VOTE ME FOR PRES!! FREE LLAMAS FOR EVERYONE!
God I hate politics.
The best way to tell the difference is that Romney supporters are absolute douches.FUCK AMERICA, I AM SENDING JOBS OVERSEAS, AND HIDING MY TAX RETURNS!
People who receive checks: Land Lords, art dealers, auto mechanics, Traders, seniors, and welfare recipients.. does that look like a homogenous group? It's only funny when it's not stupid!!
People ... why are you taking everything so serious? It's only a joke! Lighten up ... have a good time ere ....LAUGH!!
Commenter below me: You're the one asking questions not him.. so who is clueless?
Commenter below me is clearly bias with absolutely no supporting facts, and just blatantly spews whatever jizz obama dribbles into their mouth. How does it feel to be clueless?
Still a dumb post if you ask me.. once a check is written out, someone has to sign at the back.. whether it's a Romney supporter paying for a DUI, and a Tax fine or an Obama supporter reciving money for goods sold! Next time put up posts that are clear enough..
VOTE ME FOR PRES!
One mans 'lame post' is anothers treasure ...
Commenter below me: is that what your momma told you to say? The one who pays your bills while you post lame shit on this site.
First commentor. You're right. Romney supporters keep paying their employees. They're the only ones who can provide jobs for those of us who don't want to live on Obamas handouts while we sit at home playing XBox. Like you.
Put obamas face on the food stamp
Hey first poster ... I.E. Romney supporters pay their bills ... and the bills of Obama supporters ( all the people who want their free stuff)
First commentator, for you, because your a simple person ... Obama appeals to all the people who want 'FREE' stuff ... entitlements .. healthcare ... welfare ...etc. Hey Baby, ain't nothin' free.
First commentor, you're a fuckin' idiot. I hope you don't vote.
True!!!! And I hope you don't mind....... I will be using this one myself!!!!!
haha love this one, Obama supporters are all signing their welfare checks, priceless..
In other words, Obama supporters get paid.. but Romney supporters keep paying... hmmmmm
Hahaha you got owned .... High five to the comment below
There was no need to capitalize fail & spelling. Love should have been capitalized however. Tool.
love how people Fail in their Spelling . . .!!
for ng else..
The first even slightly original status that has been posted on this in months, good job!
I am hungry for another status now tho...
you guys are haters just let someone post a status. who cares if this one is allready posted. Dont act like you never reposted a status lol
Well not only have I never seen it before (and I feel like I've seen em' all)...but I love it and can totally relate! Thank you for posting!
Lmao! So, for sure it's been posted?
I dont think I have seen this one, thanks for posting!
does anyone know if this has been posted before?? Just asking
Hey! i think this has been posted already...
Okay, we get it...it's already been posted!!
I know Right