Jumping from universe to planet is like going from buffet to crumb....there's no much stuff on the buffet
Its funny, cause if you correctly search, its 196 countries. or 195 if you dont count Taiwan, cause most of the U.N. recognize it as a break away province from china. You stupid Suthernf**k.
All you really needed to say was the 7 billion people. I can't imagine anyone falling in love with an island...
There are over 7 million 258 thousand (7,258,000) Llamas on Earth today
LOVE THIS !!!!!!!!!!
I don't need your fairy condolences … and please stay single … women deserve better
Why does it have to be a man that wrote this?
You have a wife? I'm sorry for your loss. My condolences.
Being a gentleman is not being whipped it's more manly than acting like a dick, perhaps you boys could learn something from a man as I am sure your father was not there to teach you or he was just a bad parent that raised a piece of scum.
this guy may be whipped but he has 59 likes right now and a chick. All you haters have probly never opened a door for a woman. He knows what hes doing leave it.
Oh shut the f**k up and accept the post for what it is... i got the extra goodies last night for texting this to my wife... good enough
Sci-fi Quote of the Day
You do realize 1 universe has like gazzlion plants and still evolving right........universe is never ending and there is always new planets forming and obviously there's millions of life forms out there we don't have the technology to find.
If this is a guy writing this which i hope its not, you pussy whipped...
Just like the planet, no human has ever been NEAR my anus, unless you're offering.
I thought this was cute
7 billion people and you're the biggest fucking pussy of them all.
That's a lot of islands up for grabs
I'm having one with uranus.
I'm having an affair with Pluto.
Happens to me all the time.. just done look away first or you lose
it's time to flash that million dollar smile....that's what it is...
This isn't texts from last night dumbass.
I do that... Sober. Im hoping my kitten will learn to roar.
Rubbing my forehead! Lol!!!! ;)
Toss my salad.
I dont care if he got it from somwhere else.. thanks for sharing suthernfukr :)
When does the narwhale bacon?
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!
Who cares where it's from ... Shit's Hilarious
Suthernfukr <3's COCK IN HIS ASS!
If you notice most of these posts are from some other site. Fuckin' Troll.
UH...never been to that site.
He got this off of memebase/reddit.
Not bad for a suthrnfukr
or he could already know about it and was just wondering if you told the truth!! Either way it was a funny post I have had friends ask me the same thing too, and I say "uhmmm no sry cann't help!" ..lol
cover the button with a tissue, BAMM germs are separated
hahahaha!! You made my day :D
hahahahahahahahaha a million thumbs up for this one. HIGH FIVE! :)
Come up with your own shit dumb hoe
Blah.... You aint shit
Blah.... You aint shit
FYI..... I'm a woman and some of us don't want to look like a loser by posting OLD shit on our fb.
First commentor you only just gave this status more truth
saying stfu faggots is old..
ha ha ha TRUE
It must be Suthernfukr ... he lives here.
this is great
lmaooo good one, had me dying!
Got 32 likes on this one.. Thank you good sir
FUNNY AS FUCK
SURE you can just hum with your mouth open... DUMBASS!.. lol
i did it it just didnt sound like humming 0.o
i did but i sounded super dumb(:
You can't fart while a finger in your butt. Try it:)
well looks like 56 other people liked this so who gives a f**k what you think
No humor in it at all. Just facts and f**ktardedness!
the humor is you believe it dumbass!
i also did it
i did it
i dont see any humor in this one at all
same i just wanna follow tht car and go watch some porn the f**k a bitch
I also wanna do that
What is with these f**king idiots reposting OLD COMMENTS like they ACTUALLY came up with them???????
i wanna do that to
comment below... EPIC
comment below... EPIC
*Reply to the posts beginning with "Yeah."* Don't take things too literally, you scrotum. In order to get to where you want to go on Cash Cab (and win money), you have to correctly answer questions. Do you realize how frustrating it would be if that didn't happen and you REALLY had to follow someone? Geez.
I think he was joking ya dip ;)
Yeah, you lost.
Yeah....okay. You were on Cash Cab. Uh huh. And that's relevant to this post how? Oh right, it's not.
I've done that. It turned out to be Cash Cab and you know how that works.