or he could already know about it and was just wondering if you told the truth!! Either way it was a funny post I have had friends ask me the same thing too, and I say "uhmmm no sry cann't help!" ..lol
SURE you can just hum with your mouth open... DUMBASS!.. lol
i did it it just didnt sound like humming 0.o
i did but i sounded super dumb(:
You can't fart while a finger in your butt. Try it:)
well looks like 56 other people liked this so who gives a f**k what you think
No humor in it at all. Just facts and f**ktardedness!
the humor is you believe it dumbass!
i also did it
i did it
i dont see any humor in this one at all
hahahaha!! You made my day :D
hahahahahahahahaha a million thumbs up for this one. HIGH FIVE! :)
Come up with your own shit dumb hoe
Blah.... You aint shit
Blah.... You aint shit
FYI..... I'm a woman and some of us don't want to look like a loser by posting OLD shit on our fb.
First commentor you only just gave this status more truth
saying stfu faggots is old..
ha ha ha TRUE
It must be Suthernfukr ... he lives here.
this is great
lmaooo good one, had me dying!
Got 32 likes on this one.. Thank you good sir
FUNNY AS FUCK
Bullshit!.. If it doesn't work out it is not a relationship lol
I DO WORK OUT BUT STIL "PHAT AND PROUD"
thats not funny thats mean and disrespectful and i weigh 94 pounds and i think thats rude
Chubby cheeks ;)
Lol @ last comment.
then you dont work out
wat the fuck i'm fat
cover the button with a tissue, BAMM germs are separated
f**k them all.. hahaha there dead..
SOMEBODY DIED SO THAT YOU COULD STILL DRIVE A FOSSIL FUEL POWERED VEHICLE AND KEEP PAYING FOR IT TROUGH YOUR NOSE
And thank you to the makers of MRE's and the lil heater inside that when put in a hole in the desert of Iraq gave me sexual pleasure.
For the comment who said you can't die by voulenteering at a fucking kitchen... Not with that attitude
To the long winded comment below...Veterans Day is a day to specifically acknowledge the sacrifice those serving our country have made. There are days set aside for teachers, attorneys, and such that you mentioned. The fact of the matter is that the days set aside for them are not so greatly celebrated as Veterans Day. I served my country over seas in a strange land to keep those who wish to take your freedoms away at bay. I pray to God that we never lose the freedoms we have in America. If it does happen it will be because of those who do not put a high enough price on what it takes to keep them. I appreciate all those who work in this country in all the various jobs that make America so great. Every job is important, but other than law enforcement, no other job has such had so many lose their life in service to others. I did not join the Army for my own good. The pay isn't great and the living conditions pretty much suck but I knew I was part of a much much bigger thing and I proudly endured all of it. Let's lift up our Military today... Veterans Day. We will lift up the teachers, lawyers, secretaries, and such on their given day. All gave some... some gave all!
Thanks for the people who appreciate a veterans sacrifice for country. If it wasn't for their sacrifices the puusy peace mongers wouldnt be able to complain. The Taliban and other terrorists groups do not care about life and peace. Especially yours you dumbass.
The difference is you don't put your life on the line dumbass! You can't die by volunteering at a fucking soup kitchen! Thanks to all the Veterans for keeping us safe.
This gave me goosebumps. Hoorahh
Contrary to what cynics WRITE and SPEAK and SPREAD, every American is BLESSED, to be represented by OUR BEST
To the ingnorarmous who wrote that long letter down below... If it weren't for the soldiers fighting for our country's freedom, you wouldn't have be able to write that letter... PERIOD! So... I will thank a SOLDIER today. I will thank everyone else some other time, but not today! HAPPY VETERANS DAY!!!
great comment below!!!! could not agree more!
Going to boot camp, being stationed in Belarus, and patrolling with a rifle isn't the only way to "serve our country". There are LOTS of means of not sitting back and enjoying this country's perks without strapping on a weapon. Teachers, civil rights leaders and attorneys, people who stand up to injustice, who work in soup kitchens, we have so many that sit back and enjoy the perks of this country but don't believe in serving in the military. Why do we associate "serving our country" with the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, or Coast Guard? Why not delivering mail in a hailstorm, or teaching kids in the ghetto, or giving free swimming lessons to those who can't afford it, or manning a remote lighthouse on the rocks of the Atlantic, or joining the Peace Corp, or Amigos de las Americas, or offering immigrants free language lessons, or by charging a lower rate to those who need it, over and over, or donating clothes, time, food...? There are so MANY ways to support our country, our freedoms and our rights WITHOUT brandishing a weapon, or by "defending" our country by killing tens of thousands of civilians. The military is a necessary evil. It likely always will be. But, it doesn't need to be 6 times the size of China's, or 10 times the budgets of England, France, Russia, Japan, Germany....that's nuts. To think otherwise, well, you've drunk the Kool-Aid. What rational human being would accept ANY industry where one company pays almost 1/2 of the budget and the rest of the world the other half?? If we had that much oil, we'd be golden. If we had 43% of Earth's ANYTHING, we'd be pretty well set. Well, except of 43% of a massive, massive, massive, bill. Service is service. Doesn't need to be part of the killing machine.
Who are the f**ktard commie bastards that gave this status a thumbs down. Eat a gangrene cock and die you pieces of shit!
same i just wanna follow tht car and go watch some porn the fuck a bitch
I also wanna do that
What is with these f**king idiots reposting OLD COMMENTS like they ACTUALLY came up with them???????
i wanna do that to
comment below... EPIC
comment below... EPIC
*Reply to the posts beginning with "Yeah."* Don't take things too literally, you scrotum. In order to get to where you want to go on Cash Cab (and win money), you have to correctly answer questions. Do you realize how frustrating it would be if that didn't happen and you REALLY had to follow someone? Geez.
I think he was joking ya dip ;)
Yeah, you lost.
Yeah....okay. You were on Cash Cab. Uh huh. And that's relevant to this post how? Oh right, it's not.
I've done that. It turned out to be Cash Cab and you know how that works.
lmfaooo too funny
that would be funyn ifthey did call it america
that was a stupid comment "they call it American" just saying.....
lol maybe they just call it American