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Posted 2013-03-04T09:52:13-07:00
Why are there so many commercials for toilet paper? Who is not buying it?

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Comment by Anonymous

oldddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Comment by Anonymous

Yet another little bitch complaining about people liking something that is a couple weeks "old". Awesome.

Comment by Anonymous

4weeks old who is liking this shit?

Posted 2013-01-20T18:16:44-07:00
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in

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Posted 2013-01-21T18:07:57-07:00
Nothing better than a reality show where everyone's speaking English yet they still need subtitles to be understood.

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Posted 2012-10-05T13:32:34-06:00
Kids these days are spoiled. Ipads, smart phones, video games, etc. But they'll never know the joy of putting an Ozzy Osborne cassette tape in a Teddy Ruxpin

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Posted 2012-10-14T13:09:04-06:00
Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their status. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it, because they know this was copied and pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste. And if you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate puppies and bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win.

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Comment by Anonymous

this is the best status ive seen in a long time!!! EAT BACON OR THE TERROEISTS WIN!!!

Posted 2012-09-13T15:18:16-06:00
The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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Posted 2012-09-10T12:29:09-06:00
Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who's giving them medical attention?

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Posted by Official2faces 2012-06-28T12:40:19-06:00
How long are you supposed to chase someone after they stole your wallet? Because I'm getting tired of running, and he's catching up to me...

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Posted by Cranberry 2012-06-28T07:45:01-06:00
"Hey baby, do you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking."

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm a chick and found this to be freaking hysterical! Awesome!

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-06-13T07:12:56-06:00
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!

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Comment by Anonymous

LOL LESSON LEARNED...AND HUMANS.... WELL WE DO ALL OF THAT AND THE TURTLE STILL LIVES LONGER. XX GOSSIP GOAT

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-06-08T11:59:31-06:00
When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say "You hit like a bitch."

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Posted by Official2faces 2012-06-28T11:34:08-06:00
When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I'm climbing through the window.

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Posted 2012-05-15T12:58:29-06:00
I always win arguments with people on the internet because I do this super cool thing where I stop typing and log off.

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Comment by Anonymous

It's not forfeiting. When you argue with people on the Internet and trying to win it it's like running a race in the Special Olympics, you're both retards...wait

Comment by Anonymous

That's called forfeiting, not winning.

Comment by Anonymous

That's called forfeiting, not winning.

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-04-21T10:42:27-06:00
I've seen a lot of people discussing the Tupac hologram and debating if it's disrespectful to him. I personally think we're losing sight of what's really important here... we're one step closer to having holographic strippers in our living rooms!

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Comment by Anonymous

its cause southernfukr likes cock

Comment by Anonymous

Below.. If you want credit ... call capital one.

Comment by Anonymous

hmmm. it's odd because it says Suthernfukr but this post was mine from several days ago. even the punctuation is exactly the same

Comment by Anonymous

I want a room full of Chippendale holograms!!!

Comment by Anonymous

my partys will be off the hook!

Posted by Mofoland 2012-04-17T09:36:31-06:00
As you take another breath, someone takes their last. Stop complaining; appreciate life.

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Posted by Dnator15 2012-03-22T14:45:26-06:00
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Comment by Anonymous

Lol. Ah the comments

Comment by Anonymous

Maybe they really are funny....but you're just ovary acting.

Comment by Anonymous

Neither are penis jokes, I mean cum on!

Comment by Anonymous

#1: I don't think you got the joke...

Comment by Anonymous

Says the virgin!

Posted 2011-12-13T21:51:49-07:00
At Christmas time it's fun to take a new Lexus for a test drive, put a big red bow on it & pull into random people's driveways honking.

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Posted 2011-12-01T03:12:20-07:00
Texting totally changes your perception of how long stoplights are.

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Posted 2011-11-30T09:41:35-07:00
If you don't use your partner as a hand and foot warmer, you're not in a real relationship.

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Posted by Bknichols 2011-06-06T10:23:23-06:00
I'm not ever going to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm betting there are no new members of the mile high club on this particular airline.

Comment by Anonymous

4 people are virgins

Comment by Ndavon21

Sorry I accidentally hit the thumbs down but this is really funny...

Comment by Anonymous

epic. f**king EPIC!


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