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Posted by Try2stopme 2013-04-18T05:27:12+02:00
When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don't like, I just say "oh yeah, that's where that really cute girl works". Problem solved.

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Comment by Anonymous

The girls I've been with all check each other out more than I do... they got nothing to talk to me about.

Comment by Anonymous

That's a terrible thing to do to your wife....make her think you're always checking out other girls. She'll just end up leaving your ass

Comment by Anonymous

Nope, because then she's gna kill you...so you go nowhere

Posted 2013-02-22T06:06:39+01:00
Who's more irrational? Somebody who believes in a God they don't see, or a person who is a offended by a God they don't even believe in?

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Comment by Anonymous

Life starting from absolutely nothing....now thats Faith!!! Everything on this planet that is made, had a maker! Why is it so hard to believe that LIFE had help?

Comment by Anonymous

Your make believe God interferes with people's lives

Comment by Anonymous

v Love, courage, nobility, and honor. Four ideas that couldn't possibly exist in matter. Think about Helen Keller. She wrote 12 books and was born blind in deaf. Right, and there is no God.

Comment by Anonymous

First comment wins. Anyway- it is not a "God they don't see," it is "God that doesn't exist."

Comment by Anonymous

Yeah..... you non believers are always just a joy to deal with!!

Comment by Anonymous

they arent offended by the god-they are annoyed with the idiots who follow him

Posted by Leah6666 2013-01-10T20:54:18+01:00
My ex said he left me because of my short attention span. Unbeknownst to him I actually...damn. Thats a cool ass word right? Unbeknownst..

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Comment by Anonymous

And THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU LEAH!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! Now that was some funny shit

Comment by Anonymous

He actually died from donkey aids

Posted 2012-11-14T02:34:29+01:00
After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.

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Posted 2012-06-13T08:43:41+02:00
I have Big Boobs, I am amazing at Call of Duty, and I can make a really good sandwich, Unfortunately I am a guy...

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Comment by Anonymous

HAVENT HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE>............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Comment by Anonymous

New to me and it's FUNNY!

Comment by Anonymous

VVVVVvvvvv its called "status stalker" dumbass....there are going to be old statuses idiot....dont get mad cause the status you posted got thumbed down you prick !

Comment by Anonymous

You have gyno? Ew.... gross.

Posted 2012-02-10T22:56:57+01:00
Still waiting on the "once you go black, you'll never go back" episode of Mythbusters

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Comment by Anonymous

hmmmmm.I wrote this a looooong time ago!

Comment by Anonymous

Some one posted this a week ago u fagtron

Comment by Anonymous

move on then. we haven't all been trolling this board forever.

Comment by Anonymous

move on then. we haven't all been trolling this board forever.

Comment by Anonymous

move on then. we haven't all been trolling this board forever.

Comment by Anonymous

Yes it is old. I had it as my status awhile ago, stole it from this site actually.

Comment by Anonymous

Bad case of deja vu....

Posted 2011-05-17T02:36:50+02:00
"That's what"-She

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Comment by Anonymous

Hello the ~She ....means that's what she said. You guys that don't get it shouldn't. It's funny as hell!

Comment by Anonymous

AhAAAHAHAHAHA!! The comment below is hysterical!

Comment by Anonymous

It IS funny to the masses...who know what it means. You wouldn't get a response if you posted this because you are just like your friends I guess, somewhat clueless. Really, It's not that deep....BTW, *that's what she said ; )

Comment by Anonymous

cause its funny

Comment by Dana

But it is not even funny. Why did it get so many thumbs up?

Comment by Anonymous

hey stupid person who posted the comment twice , i wounder why you diidnt get it

Comment by Anonymous

I get it now...but I dont think I'll get much of a reaction if I posted it...Neeexxxttt

Comment by Anonymous

Umm....it means "That's what she said."

Comment by Anonymous

Here it is..an hour later..I still cant figure it out....sob sob

Comment by Anonymous

If yuo have to ask, you'll never know.

Comment by Anonymous

I DIDN'T GET THIS, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE ELABORATE IT TO ME?

Comment by Anonymous

I DIDN'T GET THIS, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE ELABORATE IT TO ME?

Posted 2011-04-21T13:55:34+02:00
The iPhone- checks my facebook, checks my email, organizes my music, calls my Mom, and now it tracks my whereabouts? It's like having a jealous psycho girlfriend in your pocket.

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Posted 2011-04-13T21:53:16+02:00
Silence is a girl's loudest cry. You can always tell she's really hurt when she starts ignoring you.

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Comment by Anonymous

haha right? f**k a bitch! next!

Comment by Anonymous

Good. Less bullshit drama I have to deal with.

Posted 2011-02-17T03:40:23+01:00
Relationship status: DTF

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Comment by Anonymous

doomed to fail

Comment by Anonymous

Run a train on?? Im surprised some wonderful gal hasn't snatched you up yet! Loser

Comment by Csaeger

hahaha i came up with this, when me and some friends were lookin for chicks to run a train on. haha so i put it up as an invitation. hope you enjoy!!

Comment by Anonymous

it only works if a guy says it or else ya sound like a skank haha

Comment by Anonymous

Oh I get it now..danx

Comment by Anonymous

down to f**k..

Posted 2011-02-27T02:33:51+01:00
If you're so much better than the leading brand then why are you not the leading brand?

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Posted 2011-08-03T07:31:21+02:00
I hate when its dark and my brain is like "Hey you know what we haven't thought of in a while?" Monsters.

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Posted 2010-11-28T06:54:33+01:00
Whenever I hand someone my camera to take a picture, they act like I'm asking them to pilot an alien spaceship. JUST PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!

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Posted 2010-11-13T02:54:57+01:00
Hey graffiti artists, how the hell did you get up there?

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Posted 2010-11-06T06:54:44+01:00
I say "haha" or "lol" in almost every single text message I write.

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Comment by Anonymous

Sadly enough.. If you write "lol" or "hahaha" at the end of a sentence...it's usually not funny

Comment by Anonymous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X LOL AND LMAO! SO FREKIN TRU!!!

Comment by Anonymous

and maybe we dont want to hear about your life.. just sayin dude you dont have to go and have your period at something just cause theres an explanation for something...lol

Comment by Anonymous

Maybe every text message they receive is hilarious. Maybe they're easily amused. Maybe their life is so horrid all they can do is life on their way down the rabbit hole.

Comment by Anonymous

That is just tragic.

Comment by Anonymous

Whats so funny about that?

Posted 2010-10-31T17:34:57+01:00
A foolish man will tell a woman to shut up. A wise man will tell a woman she is beautiful with her lips closed.

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Comment by Anonymous

Oh you know its funny!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

FUnny AND epic!

Comment by Anonymous

Stupid men!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2010-10-10T04:24:56+02:00
When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting.

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Posted 2010-10-09T05:32:46+02:00
Kids shouldn't be sad. Ever. That's what your adult life is for.

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Comment by Anonymous

whaaaaat. idont even like that

Posted 2009-11-30T04:45:28+01:00
if a dime is smaller than a penny therefore it should have less value like honestly WTF!

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Comment by Contentual

coins arent made of silver still, i think its some synthetic to make it look like silver

Comment by Anonymous

silver's worth more than brown, everyone knows that

Comment by Anonymous

what is ur name dime??V?

Comment by Anonymous

what is ur name dime??V?

Comment by Anonymous

I'll less value your ass mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2009-11-11T02:11:18+01:00
is wishing life came with a "how to" guide!

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