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Posted 2013-02-08T11:47:51-07:00
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Posted 2013-01-08T12:22:29-07:00
I don't know why I even bother chewing corn...

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Comment by Anonymous

wht? Because it come out your ass Whole...lol

Posted by Deehicks28 2012-12-14T21:54:39-07:00
I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change....

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Comment by Anonymous

Agreed!! Awesome Status! There's always gonna be haters.... that person sounds stupid..

Comment by Anonymous

Well said Deehicks28 !!! Also, great status!!!

Comment by Anonymous

the internet police are on the case...NOT!!! good status none-the-less

Comment by Deehicks28

wow..... @ the person below with the white trash vocabulary, making threats via the internet.... You comment this under "Anonymous" ?? I made this status up... Not that I even give a crap about you claiming this is "yours". ☺ I contacted the service provider of the IP address and reported the your threat.. Happy Holidays & & I hope Santa brings you a nice big bar of soap for that nasty mouth of yours ☺

Comment by Anonymous

Wow, the comment below me. what an idiot.

Comment by Anonymous

this is my f**king status you copycat cunt face..i made it up...im going to find you and f**k your whole family

Posted 2012-11-09T23:34:28-07:00
Pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant.

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Comment by Anonymous

or a PEZ Dispenser

Comment by Opensky108

That is GENIUS!

Posted 2012-10-14T13:09:04-06:00
Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their status. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it, because they know this was copied and pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste. And if you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate puppies and bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win.

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Comment by Anonymous

this is the best status ive seen in a long time!!! EAT BACON OR THE TERROEISTS WIN!!!

Posted 2012-09-13T15:18:16-06:00
The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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Posted 2012-07-28T03:49:28-06:00
I forgot to buckle my 5 year old up in the car today, and while leaving the parking lot, this guy yells, "You're an irresponsible father!". I was like, "What the hell is that guy's problem? Stop the car son!"

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Comment by Anonymous

I actually laughed out loud!

Comment by Anonymous

This is friggin HILARIOUS and anyone who disagrees is a hater/douchebag

Comment by Anonymous

Funniest status in days! Let's up the humor here, I need some politically incorrect but very true statuses!

Comment by Anonymous

i think its funny

Comment by Anonymous

And it's not very great

Comment by Anonymous

YAY! I FINALLY GOT ONE POSTED!!!

Posted by Cranberry 2012-06-28T07:45:01-06:00
"Hey baby, do you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking."

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm a chick and found this to be freaking hysterical! Awesome!

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-06-13T07:12:56-06:00
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!

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Comment by Anonymous

LOL LESSON LEARNED...AND HUMANS.... WELL WE DO ALL OF THAT AND THE TURTLE STILL LIVES LONGER. XX GOSSIP GOAT

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-06-08T11:59:31-06:00
When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say "You hit like a bitch."

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Posted 2012-05-15T12:58:29-06:00
I always win arguments with people on the internet because I do this super cool thing where I stop typing and log off.

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Comment by Anonymous

It's not forfeiting. When you argue with people on the Internet and trying to win it it's like running a race in the Special Olympics, you're both retards...wait

Comment by Anonymous

That's called forfeiting, not winning.

Comment by Anonymous

That's called forfeiting, not winning.

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-04-21T10:42:27-06:00
I've seen a lot of people discussing the Tupac hologram and debating if it's disrespectful to him. I personally think we're losing sight of what's really important here... we're one step closer to having holographic strippers in our living rooms!

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Comment by Anonymous

its cause southernfukr likes cock

Comment by Anonymous

Below.. If you want credit ... call capital one.

Comment by Anonymous

hmmm. it's odd because it says Suthernfukr but this post was mine from several days ago. even the punctuation is exactly the same

Comment by Anonymous

I want a room full of Chippendale holograms!!!

Comment by Anonymous

my partys will be off the hook!

Posted 2012-01-24T22:27:09-07:00
Senator's should wear Uniform's like NASCAR Drivers. That way we can easily identify their corporate Sponsors.

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Comment by Anonymous

Comment below me must be a world of Warcraft playing 40 year old virgin who was bullied in high school. Pathetic.

Comment by Anonymous

Shouldn't that be Driver's and Sponsor's? Oh wait, what are Apostrophe's and Upper Case Letter's for again?

Comment by Anonymous

This status is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-01-07T06:49:23-07:00
Why is driving so hard for some people? I mean, its like coloring! All you do is stay between the f*cking lines!

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Posted 2011-12-28T23:36:37-07:00
Living off gift cards until pay day.

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Posted 2011-12-13T21:51:49-07:00
At Christmas time it's fun to take a new Lexus for a test drive, put a big red bow on it & pull into random people's driveways honking.

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Posted 2011-12-01T03:12:20-07:00
Texting totally changes your perception of how long stoplights are.

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Posted 2011-11-30T09:41:35-07:00
If you don't use your partner as a hand and foot warmer, you're not in a real relationship.

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Posted 2011-06-05T00:49:28-06:00
This morning I woke up on the right side of the wrong bed

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Posted 2011-06-01T03:00:45-06:00
I love it when the person's laugh is funnier than the actual joke

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