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Posted by Mrmckeehan 2013-07-10T19:22:38+02:00
It doesn't matter how many bible verses you post on here, nobody has forgot how big of a slut you were in high school.

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Comment by Anonymous

Old and grammar correction ignorant

Comment by Db

Your MOM is OLD.

Posted by Leah6666 2013-01-05T21:02:24+01:00
The tattoos in your shirtless profile pic scream 'bad boy'. The flowered wallpaper behind you screams 'Still living with mom'

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Posted 2013-01-18T19:38:17+01:00
Lance Armstrong falls from grace and suddenly it's "ok" to make jokes about losing a testicle to cancer. Hope you jerks are having a ball.

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Comment by Anonymous

To the person talking about "high class," learn to spell "they're" before you insult somebody's class!

Comment by Anonymous

He shouldn't have cheated. One ball freak.

Comment by Anonymous

To the guy that said he's a nigger from the waist down...you basically just said your dick is small, smelly, and ashy. Way to go bro!

Comment by Anonymous

Must be some high class parties you go to if their dishing out brain cancer jokes

Comment by Anonymous

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Good one.

Comment by Anonymous

V take a bath...

Comment by Anonymous

ya, I'm a nigger from the waist down.

Comment by Anonymous

Hey, I'm Jewish from the waist down!

Comment by Mrmata26

What do you call a person who has OCD when it comes to being Cheap. A Jew! Well played.

Comment by Anonymous

1st commenter, does your vagina bleed nonstop?

Comment by Anonymous

Obviously you didn't get the joke, but I gues not everyone is that bright

Comment by Anonymous

Learn to lighten up and laugh a little. I'm a Jew and I find Jew jokes to be hilarious! I am OCD and I find OCD jokes hilarious. I have a relative who is a Brain Cancer survivor...and he finds Brain Cancer jokes hilarious.

Posted 2013-01-10T04:07:49+01:00
If I'm ever on life support unplug me and then plug me back in again and see if that works.

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Posted 2012-11-29T21:02:41+01:00
I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it.. She's a superhero!

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm gonna need those back.

Comment by Anonymous

Put those back!! She needs them to fight the giant snake tonight.

Posted by Michimaux 2012-11-06T21:50:28+01:00
Dear Mother-in-Law, Do not tell me how to handle my child, I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.

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Comment by Anonymous

Idk if its old but its craking me up!

Comment by Anonymous

very oldbut funny

Comment by Anonymous

I am a man....... and that's funny!!!!

Posted 2012-08-30T20:52:14+02:00
Jersey Shore just got cancelled. Clearly an act of God. Your move, atheists.

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Comment by Anonymous

This is gold !!!

Comment by Anonymous

Idc who you are. this is f**king awesome

Comment by Anonymous

This was chatty chuck Norris

Posted 2012-06-27T17:32:28+02:00
People who think I'm not a religious person should see me when the airplane starts to shake.

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Comment by Anonymous

Hahhahaha LOL GUD 1

Posted 2012-04-24T02:08:49+02:00
"Jesus loves you." A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

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Comment by Anonymous

Hahahhahaha Russian was funny, everyone else us just hatin g

Comment by Anonymous

I like how that guy wrote IN ALL CAPS!!! what are you the comedy police? Carry a dido instead of a baton?

Comment by Anonymous

Well idiot, "Jesus" is pronounced differently in Mexico!!! It sounds like "Hey Zeus!!" Not funny!!!

Comment by Anonymous

I think his mom was a$$ raped by Jesus.

Comment by Anonymous

THIS WAS FUNNY A FEW WEEKS AGO YOU STUPID FUCK

Comment by Anonymous

i can't even lie this was funny as fuck lol

Posted 2012-04-12T20:52:21+02:00
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Comment by Anonymous

ICH LIEBE DICH!!!! Yeah, that would be kinda terrifying. : )

Posted 2012-03-17T09:33:00+01:00
Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.

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Posted 2011-11-17T09:13:52+01:00
Can you die from constipation? I'm a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

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Posted by Suthernfukr 2011-10-13T05:46:14+02:00
Some girls need to realize that having fat on their bodies doesn't make them fat - it makes them alive.

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Comment by Anonymous

Eat right, exercise, die anyway...

Comment by Anonymous

To quote the person below me "Dear god, please oh please, will you rape my face and slip me the stinky pinky!"

Comment by Anonymous

meaning they are so thin fat keeps them ALIVE!

Comment by Anonymous

i dont get it

Posted 2011-05-13T21:07:27+02:00
When advertising your business on the side of your car it's a good idea not to drive like a complete asshole.

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Posted 2011-08-17T00:43:47+02:00
If a woman seems sensitive or cranky and you suspect she has her period, do you really think it's wise to ask her?

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Posted 2011-04-25T02:14:35+02:00
When I eat a chocolate bunny I bop it on the head 1st; to show respect to field mice that lost family in the little bunny foo foo massacre.

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Comment by Anonymous

That was awesome!

Comment by Anonymous

You should definitely consider buying a hefty gun and shooting yourself in the dombsky!!

Posted 2011-04-22T07:38:41+02:00
I see you drivin 'round town with a girl I love, and I'm like, it's nice that she has alternative transportation.

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Comment by Anonymous

Nice Play on Cee-Lo. That is funny !

Comment by Anonymous

Sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy XD

Posted 2010-11-24T21:45:31+01:00
Is walkin around the bank yelling:" ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW"!!!!!!!

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Comment by Anonymous

its your money use it when you need it!

Posted 2010-11-12T21:20:13+01:00
Eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.

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Posted 2011-07-21T00:12:29+02:00
When the shuttle gets back from its final mission, it would be hilarious if we were all dressed up as apes.

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Comment by Anonymous

Haaaa ha! Guess you're just a "looser" then huh? Soooo...They're a grammar Nazi...but you aren't a prick for making a smart ass comment about their pastor being a friend? Cmon, You know you're friends with your mom and 5 th grade teacher on FB. Apparently, it wasn't the one who taught you English!

Comment by Anonymous

Hypocritical grammar Nazis FTW.

Comment by Despin

lmao!!!! If you're going to criticize, make sure you're perfect first.....

Comment by Anonymous

VVV loser for spelling "loser" wrong

Comment by Anonymous

VVV looser for having pastor on his fb

Comment by Anonymous

I reposted this and even my Pastor clicked "like".... now that's some funny shit.

Comment by Anonymous

Saw it before but still funny


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