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Posted 2012-12-20T07:39:57-07:00
Hi guys. Good news! It's the 21st and the world hasn't ended. Love, Australia.

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Comment by Anonymous

I just picked my nose! Want to see it?

Comment by Anonymous

and don't you forget it!! bitch!

Comment by Anonymous

Woah...You guys are super serious about these repost....

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the world should have ended 7 mounths ago because the myans predicted the end of the world before cezar invented the leap year

Comment by Anonymous

Now that brings up a mighty fine question. World ends on the 21st ... What time zone? Lol

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Wow, someones vagina is aching this morning....You know, there have been hundreds of end of the world predictions and none of them have come true? (Obviously). What makes you think this one is any different?

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Mayan Calendar Countdown The Mayan Calendar finishes one of its great circles in December 2012. Some believe this is a sign of the End of the World. In Melbourne this happens on Friday, December 21, 2012 at 10:11:00 PM. Countdown to Mayan Calendar "World End" in Melbourne A little early ya f**k! Come back and repost later

Posted by Michimaux 2012-11-20T15:52:02-07:00
If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave our legs they would demand kinkier sex.

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Comment by Anonymous

this is a winner by the way........or.....for men to post.......I've seem some of the crazy positions you women get into to shave your legs......Men, we should be demanding kinkier sex!

Posted 2012-02-27T20:19:49-07:00
When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting "Eye of the Tiger" just to give them motivation.

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Posted 2012-01-16T22:02:17-07:00
I never give money to bums because a.) They probably make more money than I do. b.) They work from home. c.) They get to drink on the job.

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Comment by Anonymous

didn't mean to click dislike. stupid mouse.

Posted by Nicholeo 2011-06-13T17:15:53-06:00
Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water.

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Posted 2011-05-24T00:28:46-06:00
If Oprah doesn't sing during her last episode, I won't believe it's over.

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Posted 2011-05-09T22:53:14-06:00
This vodka diet is freaking awesome, I've already lost 3 days.

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Posted 2011-04-18T00:26:51-06:00
I have benefits if anybody needs a friend.

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Posted by Dobermom 2011-04-08T21:54:47-06:00
Dear Congress, Last year I mismanaged my funds & this year I cannot decide on a budget. Until I have come to a unified decision that fits all of my needs & interests, I will have to shut down my checkbook & will no longer be able to pay my taxes. I'm sure you'll understand. Thank you very much for setting an example we can all follow. Re~post if you agree.

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Posted 2011-08-08T17:02:20-06:00
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214. So the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.....Drink up!!!

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Posted 2011-06-29T10:37:12-06:00
Hoping status stalker takes the twitter button off here, I don't want my friends to know that this is where I get my clever status'.

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Comment by Anonymous

ahhaha inside joke

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Then copy and paste!

Posted 2011-08-15T00:13:02-06:00
Roses are red. Facebook is blue. No mutual friends. So who the hell are you?

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Posted 2011-01-30T13:36:53-07:00
The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010 we would have flying cars and robots ...but no. so far we've come up with backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals.

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Comment by Anonymous

And iPhones/smart phones

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Hey, Anonymous...you're a douche

Comment by Anonymous

unoriginal..seen it before

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It's 2011……

Posted by Cleo 2011-08-31T09:05:07-06:00
Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer? Max Factor should make condoms.

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Comment by Anonymous

put those people in a seperate category and your cool friends in another...you can make raunchy post for your non religious friends..and i dont know, f**king bible quotes and check into the park. for your pastor and family..

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HAHAHA love it! If I didn't have sensitive eyes (preacher, mom, and my young cousins) on my FB this one would probably get a ton of likes. Classic Sir/Maam!!!

Posted 2010-11-16T14:36:52-07:00
Waldo probably hides because he's behind on his child support payments.

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Posted 2010-11-03T13:35:02-06:00
Maybe things would improve if we shipped Congress's jobs overseas too.

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Comment by Anonymous

we tried that already...

Comment by Anonymous

thats a thought!

Comment by Anonymous

oh man! i love it!

Posted by Damon 2010-11-02T13:50:19-06:00
Apparently "Get naked." is not the correct response for "Anything else I can do for you today?" from the hot female store clerk.

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Posted 2010-10-12T14:39:01-06:00
I named my TV remote Waldo, you know why.

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Comment by Anonymous

I named my penis Waldo, you know why.

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why i dont get it

Posted 2010-10-07T19:42:14-06:00
I'll never understand rich people with messed up teeth.

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Posted 2010-01-13T13:39:28-07:00
The middle class does not exist. If you believe you are part of the middle class, it just means you're rich and insecure or poor and misinformed.

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Comment by Anonymous

Been using that line for years. Glad to see it finally making the rounds. :)


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