I love it!
That was awesome!
You should definitely consider buying a hefty gun and shooting yourself in the dombsky!!
I don't remember this story from the New Testament? Poor Jesus...
... take 7 and bring me back one dollar... and so on
V moron who cannot remember anything he sees so every day is new to him
People must not have a life if they know this is old...
That was a chick with a dick.
My Grandmother was really flattered that you were interested in her and she said do not worry some women like small penises and someday you will find the right one or more likely come out of the closet.
That's because Walmart won't hire the people for the registers, because they're greedy bastards.
stfu its funny
Jesus Christ, enough with the Walmart statuses!
Smell your own ass! ha. Pogue.
VV yeah....what he said VV
Why do all you gays insist that all straight people are homophobic? Your constant name calling and incessant belly aching about how bigoted everyone else but you is, makes me want to hate you more than your gayness does. Go home and do whatever the fuck you want, just leave the rest of us OUT of your fucking bedroom to-do list, please. It's nobody else's business but yours, and we frankly don't want to hear about it. And one other thing: a difference of opinion (or as you might say, "a different lifestyle choice") is NOT bigotry. Calling majority straight people ugly names when you don't even know them is not only rude, but also ignorant, and a raw disservice to polite gays the world over. Now stand down, little one-eyed soldier. Stand down.
*You're. And can you save the gay shit for your Facebook page, please? This is supposed to be a place for jokes, not a place to push your gay agenda. If you're a chick and want to munch another girl's carpet or a dude who wants to sword fight with another dude, it's none of my business...You don't see me posting every day about how I'm up to my neck in good pussy, do you?
You think we think this about you? That makes you narcissistic. There is about 99.999 chance we aren't thinking of you at all.
this is the dunbest post i have ever seen on here!
love and so true....heard it all before.....wtf ever makes straight people think we want them is ridiculous!!
Love doesn't have a gender, clearly name calling makes you awesome
^^ Butt Pirate^^!!!!
I'd rather live a life believing there is a God and die finding out there isn't one than live a life not believing in God and die finding out he exists. You'll be the ones with the short end of the stick in the end.
Butthurt Atheist's Below vv
FACT; Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea.
I know! It's all most like religion gets in the way of my rights ! Like I can't get married to my lover , my rights as a women keep getting heckled and I can just NOW serve openly as a gay marine after being in service for 5 years. Save it , thanks . Religion can take a fuckin hike
You're pathetic, loser.
atheists are pathetic
Personally I couldn't give a crap about what people believe in ... until they (religious organizations and churches) use their tax-exempt wealth to lobby for political change and attempt to legislatively impose their beliefs onto me. When that happens, they have my invitation to eat shit and die.
Telling an atheist to respect your fairy tale religion is like telling a black person to respect the KKK.
The funny thing about organized religions ... they constantly make up new rules that have nothing to do with the bible and while their trusted leaders rape little boys and get away with it.
Atheists are always mad in general. They mistaken their anger for "being honest" as opposed to acting like a f**king bitch constantly.
The funny thing about Religions ... they always seem to be at war with each other about their make belief gods
funny thing about SS com-mentors..there all stupid or gay or...well just stupid and gay is enough
Actually no...they're always talking about a lack of evidence/proof that there is a God
Funny thing about cops... they're always talking about crime.