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Posted 2011-08-17T00:43:47+02:00
If a woman seems sensitive or cranky and you suspect she has her period, do you really think it's wise to ask her?

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Posted 2011-04-25T02:14:35+02:00
When I eat a chocolate bunny I bop it on the head 1st; to show respect to field mice that lost family in the little bunny foo foo massacre.

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Comment by Anonymous

That was awesome!

Comment by Anonymous

You should definitely consider buying a hefty gun and shooting yourself in the dombsky!!

Posted 2011-04-22T07:38:41+02:00
I see you drivin 'round town with a girl I love, and I'm like, it's nice that she has alternative transportation.

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Comment by Anonymous

Nice Play on Cee-Lo. That is funny !

Comment by Anonymous

Sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy XD

Posted 2011-03-21T00:58:38+01:00
Nothing can destroy your self-esteem quicker than when someone points out someone they think looks like you.

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Posted 2010-11-24T21:45:31+01:00
Is walkin around the bank yelling:" ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW"!!!!!!!

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Comment by Anonymous

its your money use it when you need it!

Posted 2010-11-12T21:20:13+01:00
Eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.

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Posted 2010-10-31T06:19:51+01:00
Getting drunk and high fiving strangers is what Jesus would do.

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Comment by Anonymous

Don't freakin tie in Jesus with jokes

Comment by Anonymous

Ahhh....No Jesus didn't drink. He drank New Wine which is like our grape juice. All wine refereed to was grape juice. Bad wine was the juice that was left in the bottom of the vat with the sludge and undesirable left overs. Yeah...never a good idea to joke about Jesus which what you stated is some what blasphemous. I hope you read this and pray for forgiveness, no need to go to hell just trying to be funny.

Comment by Anonymous

stupid joke.. for real..get a life

Comment by Anonymous

Some people have no sense of humor. If you can't take a joke than find another site.

Comment by Anonymous

wooow some people need to relax its a joke you tards.. also Jesus did drink and high five strangers...

Comment by Yessilol

Don't joke about Jesus! He was perfect unlike you. Ignorant drunk!

Comment by Anonymous

Hahahahahah! Hilarious!

Comment by Anonymous

f**kin epic .

Comment by Anonymous

NO....HE WOULDN'T!!!! GET A LIFE FREAK!!

Comment by Anonymous

Dude that's messed up

Comment by Anonymous

Calm down sparky.

Comment by Anonymous

Asshole. Jesus was a great man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2011-07-21T00:12:29+02:00
When the shuttle gets back from its final mission, it would be hilarious if we were all dressed up as apes.

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Comment by Anonymous

Haaaa ha! Guess you're just a "looser" then huh? Soooo...They're a grammar Nazi...but you aren't a prick for making a smart ass comment about their pastor being a friend? Cmon, You know you're friends with your mom and 5 th grade teacher on FB. Apparently, it wasn't the one who taught you English!

Comment by Anonymous

Hypocritical grammar Nazis FTW.

Comment by Despin

lmao!!!! If you're going to criticize, make sure you're perfect first.....

Comment by Anonymous

VVV loser for spelling "loser" wrong

Comment by Anonymous

VVV looser for having pastor on his fb

Comment by Anonymous

I reposted this and even my Pastor clicked "like".... now that's some funny shit.

Comment by Anonymous

Saw it before but still funny

Posted 2013-05-23T23:41:09+02:00
You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.

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Comment by Anonymous

That's because Walmart won't hire the people for the registers, because they're greedy bastards.

Comment by Anonymous

stfu its funny

Comment by Anonymous

Jesus Christ, enough with the Walmart statuses!

Posted 2013-01-31T01:18:21+01:00
There's a reason why "sober" and "so bored" sound almost exactly the same

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Posted by Leah6666 2013-01-05T21:02:24+01:00
The tattoos in your shirtless profile pic scream 'bad boy'. The flowered wallpaper behind you screams 'Still living with mom'

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Posted 2013-01-10T04:07:49+01:00
If I'm ever on life support unplug me and then plug me back in again and see if that works.

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Posted 2013-01-17T21:57:16+01:00
It's 24 degrees here today. I just keyed someone's car with my nipples.

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Posted 2012-11-16T17:55:22+01:00
Another Twilight movie? I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them.

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Comment by Anonymous

Twilight is gay

Comment by Anonymous

Your a Faggot! Only Faggots use that word!

Posted by Leah6666 2012-10-06T15:01:07+02:00
They say "confidence" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say, "not banging my friends" would be a very close 2nd.

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Comment by Anonymous

v ...You obviously are to young to be on here. Get off!

Comment by Anonymous

i dont get it :D sorry ... can someone explain

Posted 2012-09-14T18:06:13+02:00
Have you ever been constipated and sittin on the toilet and think to yourself...I don't have time for this shit.

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Posted 2012-07-23T01:42:47+02:00
So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you're talking shit about them.

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Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-01-22T16:42:32+01:00
Instead of knowing what the #1 song was when you were born it would be cool if it could tell you what the #1 song will be when you die. That way when you start hearing it on the radio, you'll know that the end is near.

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Posted 2011-09-12T12:51:23+02:00
I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.

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Comment by Anonymous

There's this extraordinary thing called a phone call, you can actually hear them respond!!

Posted 2011-03-30T07:27:05+02:00
Sometimes you have to forgive and forget. Forgive them for hurting you and forget that they exist. Move on!

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Comment by Anonymous

If you had moved on you wouldn't be thinking this, much less writing it.


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