Don't freakin tie in Jesus with jokes
Ahhh....No Jesus didn't drink. He drank New Wine which is like our grape juice. All wine refereed to was grape juice. Bad wine was the juice that was left in the bottom of the vat with the sludge and undesirable left overs. Yeah...never a good idea to joke about Jesus which what you stated is some what blasphemous. I hope you read this and pray for forgiveness, no need to go to hell just trying to be funny.
stupid joke.. for real..get a life
Some people have no sense of humor. If you can't take a joke than find another site.
wooow some people need to relax its a joke you tards.. also Jesus did drink and high five strangers...
Don't joke about Jesus! He was perfect unlike you. Ignorant drunk!
f**kin epic .
NO....HE WOULDN'T!!!! GET A LIFE FREAK!!
Dude that's messed up
v v haha
Calm down sparky.
Asshole. Jesus was a great man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats messed up.. lol
Did you hear about the guy who's whole right side got cut off? It's okay, there's still half of him left. Boom.
wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaah
So the Db stands for Douche bag?
I'm rich, people shop for me.
V "high class" target shopper.
Target is awesome! Sure beats standing in line behind every illiterate fat fuckin smelly ass at Walmart. Nothing but welfare check collecting fat fuck trailer park pieces of shit. Walmart is pure fucking shit. One day it will close down.
Target is fuckin' gay.
you can tattoo over scar. Im in process of covering a huge scar.
Guess this means 66 people are gay, right???? Yeesh.
Commenter #4, "abusing people," really??? Grow the fuck up, you fuckin' twat.
bitch suck it up you're just jealous that my tattoos look better than your scars. you know you can get tattoos over scars right? so shut your whoregina mouth
Given you're abusing people, probably over compensating I'd say your cock's tiny and it's been awhile since it's been sucked. You and your hand again tonight mate!
It's turned into "Emo Stalker." Suck my fuckin' cock, commenter #2.
It's called "status stalker" not "funny statuses" it doesn't have to be funny. It's a little morbid yeah but no one ever said they'd to post funny statuses.
.........and this is funny, how?
I'd rather live a life believing there is a God and die finding out there isn't one than live a life not believing in God and die finding out he exists. You'll be the ones with the short end of the stick in the end.
Butthurt Atheist's Below vv
FACT; Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea.
I know! It's all most like religion gets in the way of my rights ! Like I can't get married to my lover , my rights as a women keep getting heckled and I can just NOW serve openly as a gay marine after being in service for 5 years. Save it , thanks . Religion can take a fuckin hike
You're pathetic, loser.
atheists are pathetic
Personally I couldn't give a crap about what people believe in ... until they (religious organizations and churches) use their tax-exempt wealth to lobby for political change and attempt to legislatively impose their beliefs onto me. When that happens, they have my invitation to eat shit and die.
Telling an atheist to respect your fairy tale religion is like telling a black person to respect the KKK.
The funny thing about organized religions ... they constantly make up new rules that have nothing to do with the bible and while their trusted leaders rape little boys and get away with it.
Atheists are always mad in general. They mistaken their anger for "being honest" as opposed to acting like a fucking bitch constantly.
The funny thing about Religions ... they always seem to be at war with each other about their make belief gods
funny thing about SS com-mentors..there all stupid or gay or...well just stupid and gay is enough
Actually no...they're always talking about a lack of evidence/proof that there is a God
Funny thing about cops... they're always talking about crime.
Question everything. Remember that, ladies and gents.
To the comment two below mine.. no problem, glad to help!
This is actually really really interesting. Thank you!
Lol we would be less in debt without NASA. What wealth has it created?
This isn't true, however. Very funny, but not true. Russian cosmonauts used pencils, and grease pencils on plastic slates until also adopting a space pen in 1969 with a purchase of 100 units for use on all future missions. NASA programs previously used pencils (for example a 1965 order of mechanical pencils but because of the substantial dangers that broken-off pencil tips and graphite dust pose in zero gravity to electronics and the flammable nature of the wood present in pencils a better solution was needed. NASA never approached Paul Fisher to develop a pen, nor did Fisher receive any government funding for the pen's development. Fisher invented it independently, and then asked NASA to try it. After the introduction of the AG7 Space Pen, both the American and Soviet (later Russian) space agencies adopted it.
Lets see where our country would be w/o NASA asshole
Our tax dollars at their finest use...