oops I meant "older", not "weird".
I was gonna steal this status but my weird relative knows who she is:)
lmao - so true!
you can always block them.
Good side effects are normally called "Effects" and are what the drug is sold to do.
side effect of Minoxidil (anti hypertensive) .. slows down hair loss and also promotes hair growth...
Dumba**es its a joke. you idiots
This guy is clearly laughing at every single one of you who actually tried it... 7 of you who clicked "fail" are actually the failures...
VVV you guys are dumbs**ts... xD
thats not true...
you're a liar. lol
no u dont
I wonder if the SS admins were so shocked out of their already fully dysfunctional minds that we've had to wait over a week for some more.
3 men and a little lady but the lady is a tramp.
3 men and a Baby
3 men actually.
Actually the couple was 2 men.
Oh. I see now. Thank you for the explanation. :)
He is saying he was the reason for them fighting. And the fact that he has to get dressed means he's porking the wife. Porking means banging.
Maybe it's the language barrier, but I don't get this one. Can someone explain? Danke.
Best thing I've read in months on here. Keep em coming
Idk who you are, but please post some more statuses. Thanks.
I've often wondered about this myself
v At least our blood has two heads to flow back and forth to... Once the blood from your brain flows down, it just runs out of that gash you love to refer to as a twat, and onto your panties. Sucks to be female. ; P
That's because they only have enough blood for one head at a time...
I'm not being a dick, just posting things that I think are funny. : )
Holy Crap, who is this person going down every post and being a dick?
Someone's not getting any ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
It's because they know we can break their neck a lot easier from that position if they try anything stupid.
it was fake dipshit
I had my cock inside your mom's ass while she was twerking. it increases the intensity of a fuck, don't ya know?
Too bad it was fake
You watched CNN this morning too, I see.
Both of you just shove a box of rusty nails up your assholes. Why don't you just go write your "hilarious" Walmart jokes. Now THOSE are getting old.
v Don't worry yourself, I just rated Fail.
Was today, "National Post All the Old Jokes Today Day?"