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Posted 2014-01-13T03:55:17+01:00
Guys, if she says she's crazy, she's harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.

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Posted 2013-09-13T22:01:11+02:00
All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama.

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Comment by Anonymous

oh the sarcasm people are taking literally...

Comment by Anonymous

OBAMANATION!!!

Comment by Anonymous

V like Obozo stole the election.

Comment by Anonymous

you stole this.

Posted 2013-05-17T18:36:24+02:00
Dating sites should have a section for people to leave a review for the person they went out with.

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm sorry...how is that a problem again?

Comment by Anonymous

The only problem is that if you're dating that many ppl to have lots of reviews, it just proves that you're a whore and/or you suck at relationships. And the system is flawed because your exes tend to not have good things to say about u

Comment by Anonymous

some of them do have that, well I guess it depends no the (cough cough) nevermind

Posted 2013-05-01T02:43:34+02:00
My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

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Comment by Anonymous

More than a few zombie movies had zombies that ran dingleberry

Comment by Anonymous

Only gamers will get this.

Comment by Anonymous

You guys are dumb. There are obviously movies and video games with zombies that run. This post is legitimate.

Comment by Anonymous

zombies don't run, numb nuts

Comment by Anonymous

I dont get it!!!

Posted 2013-04-16T02:41:38+02:00
Found a bag of marijuana at work last week, and like any responsible employee, I disposed of it. In a series of small fires

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Posted by Try2stopme 2013-04-18T05:27:12+02:00
When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don't like, I just say "oh yeah, that's where that really cute girl works". Problem solved.

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Comment by Anonymous

The girls I've been with all check each other out more than I do... they got nothing to talk to me about.

Comment by Anonymous

That's a terrible thing to do to your wife....make her think you're always checking out other girls. She'll just end up leaving your ass

Comment by Anonymous

Nope, because then she's gna kill you...so you go nowhere

Posted by Leah6666 2013-01-10T20:54:18+01:00
My ex said he left me because of my short attention span. Unbeknownst to him I actually...damn. Thats a cool ass word right? Unbeknownst..

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Comment by Anonymous

And THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU LEAH!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! Now that was some funny shit

Comment by Anonymous

He actually died from donkey aids

Posted 2013-01-10T20:50:13+01:00
Wouldn't it be awesome if MTV had a show called "16 and Applying to Colleges"?

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Comment by Anonymous

Honestly...I don't agree with it because too many people are stupid at that age and wouldn't know wth to teach it...love isn't the only thing kids need growing up! remember that people. Now, I realize there ARE people that are that age that DO have permission to get married or have a baby with someone they really did love & know he'll be there for the baby. In that case I wouldn't open my mouth because age means nothing...it's how mature you are.

Comment by Anonymous

So that validates having kids at the ripe age of 17...when not even married yet and no career

Comment by Anonymous

In nature humans are at the peak of reproduction between17 and 25 not f**king 30

Comment by Anonymous

Reality tv shitty enough without this pathetic drama

Comment by Anonymous

i love this status.

Comment by Anonymous

That would be refreshing

Posted 2012-11-14T02:34:29+01:00
After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.

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Posted 2012-10-31T01:05:37+01:00
Being gay is fine. Being lesbian is fine. Being straight is fine. But do you know what's not fine? Wearing crocs. That shit is NOT okay.

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Posted by Leah6666 2012-06-16T16:35:05+02:00
My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed.... I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.

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Comment by Leah6666

yeah......teleporting from the bar to your house. happens all the time! :D

Comment by Anonymous

It does when your drunk as f**k!

Posted 2012-01-15T11:03:48+01:00
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

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Posted by Bknichols 2011-06-02T15:27:23+02:00
Instead of cashiers saying "here's your receipt" they should say "will you throw this away for me?"

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Comment by Anonymous

total rip off of a mitch hedberg joke

Posted 2011-05-17T02:36:50+02:00
"That's what"-She

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Comment by Anonymous

Hello the ~She ....means that's what she said. You guys that don't get it shouldn't. It's funny as hell!

Comment by Anonymous

AhAAAHAHAHAHA!! The comment below is hysterical!

Comment by Anonymous

It IS funny to the masses...who know what it means. You wouldn't get a response if you posted this because you are just like your friends I guess, somewhat clueless. Really, It's not that deep....BTW, *that's what she said ; )

Comment by Anonymous

cause its funny

Comment by Dana

But it is not even funny. Why did it get so many thumbs up?

Comment by Anonymous

hey stupid person who posted the comment twice , i wounder why you diidnt get it

Comment by Anonymous

I get it now...but I dont think I'll get much of a reaction if I posted it...Neeexxxttt

Comment by Anonymous

Umm....it means "That's what she said."

Comment by Anonymous

Here it is..an hour later..I still cant figure it out....sob sob

Comment by Anonymous

If yuo have to ask, you'll never know.

Comment by Anonymous

I DIDN'T GET THIS, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE ELABORATE IT TO ME?

Comment by Anonymous

I DIDN'T GET THIS, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE ELABORATE IT TO ME?

Posted 2011-04-21T13:55:34+02:00
The iPhone- checks my facebook, checks my email, organizes my music, calls my Mom, and now it tracks my whereabouts? It's like having a jealous psycho girlfriend in your pocket.

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Posted 2011-04-13T21:53:16+02:00
Silence is a girl's loudest cry. You can always tell she's really hurt when she starts ignoring you.

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Comment by Anonymous

haha right? f**k a bitch! next!

Comment by Anonymous

Good. Less bullshit drama I have to deal with.

Posted 2011-04-15T22:24:50+02:00
You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake. It's a choice.

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Comment by Arsim

taken from "board of wisdom" shame on you!!!

Posted 2011-02-17T03:40:23+01:00
Relationship status: DTF

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Comment by Anonymous

doomed to fail

Comment by Anonymous

Run a train on?? Im surprised some wonderful gal hasn't snatched you up yet! Loser

Comment by Csaeger

hahaha i came up with this, when me and some friends were lookin for chicks to run a train on. haha so i put it up as an invitation. hope you enjoy!!

Comment by Anonymous

it only works if a guy says it or else ya sound like a skank haha

Comment by Anonymous

Oh I get it now..danx

Comment by Anonymous

down to f**k..

Posted 2011-02-27T02:33:51+01:00
If you're so much better than the leading brand then why are you not the leading brand?

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Posted 2011-01-24T04:42:25+01:00
Why does Facebook give me the option to like my own status? Of course I like it, I wrote it.

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