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Posted 2011-07-16T11:43:06+02:00
I hope the guy who gets to change Casey Anthony's oil knows a thing or two about brakes and being a national hero.

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Comment by Anonymous

who gives a shit? everyone has their own mind and can think freely, not everyone is gonna let the jury think for them

Comment by Anonymous

She was found NOT GUILTY by a jury of her peers. Like it or Not!

Posted 2011-10-10T21:45:19+02:00
Hilarious Careless Whisper Prank

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Comment by Anonymous

I was in the mall when he did this!! it was on LA

Comment by Anonymous

Omg had to watch oh...about 20 times!!!! Lmao hilarious!!! Pelvic thrusts are epic

Comment by Anonymous

the behind the

Comment by Timelady

I've been a fan of this video for a long time. I love it...haha.

Comment by Tommy

no its George Michaels craeless whisper

Comment by Anonymous

lmao isnt this kennny g's song

Comment by Anonymous

Ahahahahaha! I recognize the taco bell, Ross, and football field he played on xD

Comment by Tommy

don't be down voting my homie

Posted 2011-04-15T22:25:14+02:00
Instead of "Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now" I'm going with "Its 1:15, I'm hammered and horny.

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Posted 2011-10-07T18:34:06+02:00
If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.

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Comment by Anonymous

All bras are different even if they'e the same size. Usually its just the straps

Comment by Anonymous

Foolish mortal!

Comment by Anonymous

VV both comments lame. please, kids, get back to your myspace page and stop posting dumb ass replies

Comment by Anonymous

Just get you an inflatable doll; same thing.

Comment by Anonymous

Or bigger tits.....yeah bigger tits! :D

Posted 2011-03-09T21:00:27+01:00
If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!

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Posted 2011-02-09T03:09:26+01:00
Scary things women say to men: 1. Where are you? 2. We need to talk. 3. Let me see your phone!

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Comment by Anonymous

If you had nothing to hide you wouldn't be afraid..

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or...1. I missed my period. 2. I want a divorce

Comment by Anonymous

Comments are the funniest! Haha

Comment by Anonymous

hahaha this makes me laugh out loud

Comment by Anonymous

it didnt say they were questions retard

Comment by Anonymous

# 2 & 3 where not questions.

Posted 2011-02-02T17:10:11+01:00
Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.

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Comment by Anonymous

He's a coke addict

Comment by Anonymous

i dont get it?

Posted by Suthernfukr 2011-10-18T15:27:30+02:00
It's nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.

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Posted 2011-01-30T02:53:32+01:00
Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying.

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Posted 2010-10-13T19:08:26+02:00
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" have a "Use By" date?

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Posted 2010-10-04T18:20:50+02:00
I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer.

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Posted 2009-11-30T04:45:28+01:00
if a dime is smaller than a penny therefore it should have less value like honestly WTF!

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Comment by Contentual

coins arent made of silver still, i think its some synthetic to make it look like silver

Comment by Anonymous

silver's worth more than brown, everyone knows that

Comment by Anonymous

what is ur name dime??V?

Comment by Anonymous

what is ur name dime??V?

Comment by Anonymous

I'll less value your ass mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2009-11-11T02:11:18+01:00
is wishing life came with a "how to" guide!

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Posted 2014-01-13T03:55:17+01:00
Guys, if she says she's crazy, she's harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.

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Posted 2013-10-24T20:00:39+02:00
Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: 'last warning, you have a week to get the money together.'

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Comment by Anonymous

v he just loves to shove things up his ass. Ever since his father molested him when he was young.

Comment by Anonymous

V that is the shittest reply I have read on here. Major fail

Comment by Anonymous

No, you don't. You write: "Can I have your cast when you are done with it? I want to fist my bottom with it later."

Posted 2013-05-31T03:04:26+02:00
Video Piracy warning say "You wouldn't steal a car or money would to you!?" I would if I could fucking download it.

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Comment by Anonymous

F**k all of you its a joke VVVV

Comment by Anonymous

*says *would you

Comment by Anonymous

Proof this site needs a "see translation" option under the status. I'm not fluent in dumbass

Comment by Anonymous

broke ass bitches are the lame asses that still steal.

Comment by Anonymous

"would to you"?

Posted 2013-03-29T14:44:46+01:00
North Korea needs to learn that we don't make nukes for threatening videos, we make nukes to make new chapters in school history books.

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Posted by Rollincool 2013-03-12T18:31:59+01:00
Did you see all the bullet proof glass in front of Obama at his speech? America needs to quit being SO racist! Just because he's black DOESN'T mean he's going to shoot anybody!

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Comment by Anonymous

Fourth commentetr, thanks for not getting the joke (& also not realizing Congress is the reason the Nation is effed up)

Comment by Anonymous

It's actually a Teleprompter.

Comment by Anonymous

F**k Obama!!! That crook is single handily destroying this country!!!

Comment by Anonymous

and just because you're white doesn't mean your joke is racist{and lame}

Comment by Anonymous

Posted at least a year ago.

Comment by Anonymous

But he'll take credit for it!!!

Posted by Leah6666 2013-01-26T15:55:32+01:00
Joined the Christian Mingle dating site today... Going through the profiles and asking myself, "Who would Jesus do?"

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Comment by Anonymous

omg!!!!!!!!! freakin' funny! love this....

Comment by Anonymous

Funniest post ever!!!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

haha! best status here in a long time!

Posted by Leah6666 2013-01-10T20:54:18+01:00
My ex said he left me because of my short attention span. Unbeknownst to him I actually...damn. Thats a cool ass word right? Unbeknownst..

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Comment by Anonymous

And THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU LEAH!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! Now that was some funny shit

Comment by Anonymous

He actually died from donkey aids


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