Whoever is telling people to "go kill yourself" is a worthless cunt. F**king scum of the Earth piece of shit that should be shot repeatedly in the f**king stomach suffering, bleeding to death while getting kicked in the nuts and being forced to suck a big cock. You f**king worthless cock sucking bitch
All of you go stand in the corner!
"A bit extreme." Go kill YOURSELF, you whiny, pussy, liberal faggot.
SNL celebrity jeopardy.
love this status! `hahahaha
I eat shit for breakfast
"go kill yourself"...thats a bit extreme, don't you think?
Vv f**k you, you piece of shite
FUCKING OLD... Go kill yourself
Lol you people are nuts no one says that. We share a common ancestor. Why would you lie about things you haven't even looked at?
here is what scary.. there is only one truth for every out come, something cannot be both true or untrue at the same time... so either Biblical God does exist and there is much to live for in this world, or he doesn't exist and nothing matters in this world b/c ... oh who gives a shit we all don't matter, we are the same as monkeys right ?? idoits lol
Look at this novel this person wrote, how did you find the time to write all that?
OR it could be That God was an alien OR from a race of aliens that created humans and apes as well as all other animal life forms. God walked on this earth and ascended into heaven? Sounds like a spaceship to me. It could be he was a scientist and we are all part of a science project started billions of years ago. On another planet, in another solar system, or even universe.. Religion is a laymen’s explanation of many different oral and written histories of man separated by tongues and beliefs, personal or persuaded... Look up other cultures myths and written histories and they all start the same. Only the names are changed, And minute details…(the grapevine effect) God does not intervene in our lives because of free will. Here is a good one. For example… If you go to idk say Mexico. And you only speak English but you try to explain to Mexicans where you are from (no books, no paper, no phones no symbols, no computers, only words and stone or sticks to draw with.. Could you explain where you came from or how you got here?? Now try to tell that story to kids??? Can you do it a way that we all could understand? I am gonna venture to say Not NO! BUT HELL NO! YOU CANT DO IT! We have been trying to explain that very thing now for over a million years now. Through science and research history…etc there are so many pieces to put together So how can I explain to you things of other worlds if you can’t understand things of this world first???
Jesus is LORD!!!
What you all fail to realize is the grey alien race from the Zeta solar system or some other extraterrestrial entity is part of the reason we mutated from apes in the first place and they planted the God theory on earth to confuse us. If it weren't for them tampering with our evolution, we would all probably be something like homo erectus.
Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions
Religion has actually convinced people that there`s an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do..And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever `til the end of time! ...But He loves you
Let's speak in tongues! LA-LALA-LA-LALA-LA-LA-LALAAA!!!
I could ask you the same thing about where your God came from. And no, you cannot tell me "He was always here" because I could easily say the same thing about my beliefs. How come it is acceptable to believe that God came from nothing, but it's not acceptable to say that about the universe? :X
Why do all athiest say the exact same things when talking about religion? Are y'all given a script or something? You sound smart until I read comments from other athiest... It's almost word for word. So let me ask this, you believe matter was formed from ??? And caused a big bang and all creation was formed? Ok so where did this magical matter come from and why is it not still reoccurring?
Good lord. We didn't COME from apes. We come from a common ancestor! Somewhere during the process of evolution, there was a mutation. That mutation split off, and slowly but surely, man kind developed. THAT, my friend, is why monkeys and apes still exist.
It's called the "Theory" of Evolution because we are still discovering facts about it. It is a primitive thought process to assign credit for something that you don't understand to an invisible entity. The concept of a God was widespread and there are MANY religions. Some ancient cultures appeared to believe in spacemen. It's arrogant, not to mention naive, to assert that your invisible friend is better than somebody else's invisible friend. If you take a hard look at what's going on in the world today, it would appear that if there is a God, he is either powerless, or a complete asshole. Open your mind a bit and don't believe something, just because it comes from an old book and a bunch of other people buy into the bull shit. Be your own person, not a sheep.
Well looks like well find out when we die
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
evolution is a fantasy created by those who don't want to accept the fact that they will be held accountable for the things they do on this earth. It is foolish to believe in evolution given the simple fact that scientists are STILL looking for the 'missing link' between apes and man. It is so simple to see that the reason there is a missing link is because there is no link. It is impossible for the changes to happen that these evolutionists proclaim once you break their theory down to its point of irreducible complexity. The foundation just isn't there for evolution. It's amazing how easily simple knowledge can dissolve such a flawed theory like evolution.
Idiot * face palm *
No... My dad is an ape and he f**ked your grandma!
We didn't evolve from monkeys and apes, we evolved seperately from a common ancestor that we share with monkeys and apes.....it's amazing how easily knowledge can correct a status that wasn't funny to begin with
Because your mom still takes it from a monkey?
I'd rather be related to apes and monkeys then someone who believes in an invisible jewish zombie!
I love that somebody who believes in an invisible friend in the sky calls someone else a dumbass. Now that's funny!
Actually the govt created aids...
God also created AIDS f**k your theory..
Because we didn't come from apes, god created man as well as apes
The only thing we f**king share with monkies and apes are video games and bananas!
Man didn't evolve from apes we have a shared ancestor, dumbass.
because of geographic isolation
if man was made from dirt why is there still dirt
if man was made from dirt why is there still dirt
First commenter is probly a 10 yr old. U dont have to be a grandpa to remember ur dial up connection
The first commenter is an "ass thermometer"
commenter below is a perfect example of a "Y Generation" baby... Why do I have to go to school? Why do I have to do my homework? Why do I have to get a job? YOU shut up, get out of your mom's house and get a job.
shut up grandpa.
V V V LMAO V V V
I contributed some DNA to your moms snatch.
well then, maybe you could contribute one??
this shit ain't worth contributing either, whiner!
If this is the best status you have, maybe you shouldn't contribute either.
I only voted thumbs up because I felt sorry for you...
I've contributed, but this one is freaking old, I'm guessing you're into recycling!!!!
I (try) contributing stuff on here- Generally my original statuses that get like 30 likes, but they never actually make it onto this feed for some stupid reason.
I voted thumbs down because Planet molests children.
Our contribution is voting down shit like this.
VV agree with the guy below me, quit being a whiney little bitch
Not original this did the rounds years ago. And a thumbs down for whining. Suck it up.
oh...not whining, just wondering how many of you actually contribute anything here. All my contributions here are original ( not stolen or modified)... Planet
it took a while for mine to be posted... but if you re-submit more than once they will accept it. And i dont mean everyday either. do it a few times if you really want your status posted
I gave you a thumbs down.......just for being a whiner
there are a lot of comments I have seen where people have tried to contribute on this site but their posts never get published...