Wow, someones vagina is aching this morning....You know, there have been hundreds of end of the world predictions and none of them have come true? (Obviously). What makes you think this one is any different?
Mayan Calendar Countdown
The Mayan Calendar finishes one of its great circles in December 2012. Some believe this is a sign of the End of the World.
In Melbourne this happens on Friday, December 21, 2012 at 10:11:00 PM.
Countdown to Mayan Calendar "World End" in Melbourne
A little early ya f**k! Come back and repost later
Dear Congress, Last year I mismanaged my funds & this year I cannot decide on a budget. Until I have come to a unified decision that fits all of my needs & interests, I will have to shut down my checkbook & will no longer be able to pay my taxes. I'm sure you'll understand. Thank you very much for setting an example we can all follow. Re~post if you agree.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214. So the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.....Drink up!!!
put those people in a seperate category and your cool friends in another...you can make raunchy post for your non religious friends..and i dont know, f**king bible quotes and check into the park. for your pastor and family..
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