I posted it as a status and got 98 likes..why not
um for you vaginas who are saying a tad rough for fb if people dont like it FUCK EM
yeah okay dipshit. thats exactly why i wouldn't post this.
but people*
Man I wish I could put that put people would be like "what the hell?!"
Not if you're a virgin (:
EPIC...but a little rough for a facebook status i think...
HAHAHAHAHA!
Google "Neck massagers". If you can't piece it together by then... Well... You're on your own.
I don't get it :/
ohhh a neck massager! i was thinking something totally different!
Pertaining to Andy's Mom's "toys". You know... One of those... Neck massagers.
I dont get it. Haha. Can someone please explain?
Came* Also, who the f**k still makes faces like that?
That's hilarious!!
too funny!!
that was great
that was great
your gay:D
hah! shane dawson did that one once...
Excuse me. What do you know about my parents bitch i will beat you down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for calling me cool tho. but don't you ever call my parents assholes again got it baby???? YOu GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mean!
Sitting on a bloody toliet seat. --- CmH
Sitting on a WET... WARM... toilet seat...
Yes, there is. Sitting on a WET toilet seat.
Hahaha!
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I so hate this too...I have a LOT of picture taking friends every weekend who upload anything and everything. I personally will only upload if we ALL look decent in the shot (no closed eyes or weird faces) A higher self image doesn't come into play when there's pics posted of you chewing on chips at 2 am ya ignorant f*ck! Obviously the person below is the "insta uploader" type.
I KNOW HOW YOU Feel and your case is something very normal it is called "GET A HIGHER f**kING SELF IMAGE" (stupid perfectionist)
me too
Oh gawd this happened to me :/
I think this person is just very sexy.
It's not just you. Mirrors are probably the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
Wow, this is stupid
No I think this person was very narcissistic.
No I think this person was very narcissistic.
No I think this person was very narcissistic.
tht is discussting the perSon tht wRote thIs must bee a perv. :P
Haha!!!!(:
When u block someone and that person liked a status from another friend that you have it will say nobody. lol I like that bc the person I blocked is nobody special to me. =)
hahahaha!!! YES!!! XD
This is one of the best ones!!
There is no "I" in team... but there is a "me"
im a little in love with this status right now....(:
funny
i love reading comments dey so punny moor moor
lmfao dis is halarious!
Sounds like someone was never picked to play sports in high school, maybe even middle school judging from your sophomoric response.
you're gay
wow...i love china(:
Lol this makes me laugh(:
Haha I love reading comments
wtf if that dude is 'ashion" then why did he spell Asian like "ashion" ?!?!
f**k u i am ashion ond i like cheetos
its a joke not a dick dont take it so hard :)
its a joke not a dick dont take it so hard :)
Jone ~ No shit ! it just funny dude ..
Why don't you take your religious views and stick them right up your hairy asshole. thats the only place anyone cares what you have to say.
What do you wanna bet the person who posted this is a depressed autistic person?
Im kinda pissed that i even took time to read that... Fuckin retarded
You sire, are an asshole.
Listen everyone...just like for ex} Christians and Jews don't believe the same thing, we get along in this world and except their beliefs. that goes for Muslims etc. too. If we can do THAT even though we might believe the christians or the jews or the muslims are going to hell, why can't we do the same if we think the gays, bisexuals, lesbians etc. are going to hell? anyone who says a gay needs to die like the guy below...do you really think YOU'RE going to heaven saying stuff like that? it's disgusting and it's unchristian itself...or just evil if your'e not christian let's say. If you call this comment GAY and it's not a real argument if you disagree, then you're childish and again, you think YOU'RE going to heaven? let's just get along and stop all the fucking aggravation in this world...it would be less aggravated if marijuana was legalized but,....we'll have to wait for that where i am, anyway -_-
I have no issue with gays getting married but they are fools for wanting the hassle.
Jerk off.
Clearly some people don't recognize sarcasm if it slaps them in the face. I'm glad it pissed those people off.
Anyone who thinks this is serious is and IDIOT.. if you read the first line this is clearly a joke. I found it hilarious and it actually supports the idea of same sex marriage. Please read things before you make complete fools of yourselves.
GAY all the way! ....to hell.
i bet anything the person who posted this is more homo then richard simmons at a zumba class listenining to i just kissed a boy
im bisexual and im proud!!!!! suck on that son XD
Put your name up....
I think if you wanna post how you feel about things put your name brave one.
Wow!! Your an asshole.
V I said, "not in favor".
Why would you want to legalize marijuana? It would cost a shit ton more, just keep buying from your dealer and smoke it at your house. Mine as well quit like I did cause you'll never make it anywhere. If you get a job where they don't drug test, your probably not making that much anyways. Just quit dude. I know its safe but Damn, grow up. But back to the gay faggot shit. Its wrong to be gay. You were not raised right and should really think about why you don't like girls or vice versa
Not sure if we are all human? as of this year minorities take 53% of our population in babies born in the US. We are all merging into one color, Does it matter? nope. Gay, Bi, Lesbian, transgender, and straight. we all are gonna die, and leave it to the next ignorant generation
I would say I wish your kids would grow up being straight but we all know that's not going to happen.
To the second post down. Just because you cannot find someone of the opposite sex that loves you don't wish your problem on others.
So, how about those who are not in favor for legalizing marijuana? That's the real question. I have no problem with people who are gay and to the guy who said "the world needs more children? Kid you're a joke".. no sir, you are. We are not overpopulated and that has been proved along with other irrelevant things.
The last comment is funny. Like being gay is a learned trait. I hope your kids are gay so that you might learn a little tolerance... Although with thinking like that, you'll just disown them. Pathetic.
Put all of the lesbians on one island and fags on another and after one generation our problem will be solved.
I disliked before I read it ALL.... Sorry... Probably the same thing many of the idiots that left comments did too....
I chose to be gay like you chose to be straight.
Hahaha this is hilarious! Gays should be put into concentration camps and thrown in gas chambers!
Oh yes... the sanctity of marriage debate... lets divorce 3 times, have a couple of mistresses on the side a bunch of illegitimate kids and deny a couple who happen to be monogamous and gay a chance to have one loving marriage? That is soooo reasonable. I am obviously surrounded by a bunch of bigoted fuckwits here. Does anyone understand the definition of civil rights? Let me help... CIVIL RIGHTS: A broad range of privileges and rights guaranteed by the United States Constitution and subsequent amendments and laws that guarantee fundamental freedoms to all individuals. These freedoms include the rights of free expression and action ( civil liberties); the right to enter into contracts, own property, and initiate lawsuits; the rights of due process and equal protection of the laws; opportunities in education and work; the freedom to live, travel, and use public facilities wherever one chooses; and the right to participate in the democratic political system. We are not doing our job as Americans here... It is in our constitution that this group should be able to enter into contracts of marriage... hypocrisy at its finest... all because in the 20th century, our government was belied by hateful religious asshats... did you know we did not have God on our currency or in our pledge of allegiance until the 20th century? Learn your history. As Martin Luther King said it so eloquently, "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools." You don't have to LIKE what gay people do, but it is your job as an American to uphold their rights as citizens.
Im all for gay-marriage and this is a prime example of why I believe it! It's the perfect amount of sarcasm to make people (although not on here because these people are not an educated audience-apparently) Great example,"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall." HAHA How does the choice that somebody else makes to marry the same sex effect my life in any way????
Good grief to this poster and the couple others like him. Please familiarize yourself with the term "sarcasm". "You're a fucking moron. I would curb stomp the fuck out of your face. So if I get legally married to my girlfriend, and we never have kids, it isn't valid? Makes complete sense. And the world needs more children? Lmao kid, you're a joke. You're the perfect example of why we DON'T need more."
Because striaght women dont suck dick and get fucked in the ass?
There's no sanctity in sucking Dick and getting fucked in the ass...
Children can never succeed without both a male and femal role model at home - blimey that must be why my daughter has just got a First at University and been accepted on a Degree Course and my Son has 4 Grade A, A Levels. Oh hang about though my husband went off with my best friend so there was only me - I'm SUCH a failure he would have got five A Levels otherwise...
Do what you want, you'll answer for your sins in the end. Can't change the mind of ignorant people on a silly website called statusstalker. A marriage is between a man and a woman. Don't like it? Then don't get married. Be the annoying faggot that doesn't think you are being treated fairly. You CHOSE to be gay. Sorry, you made the wrong choice fag.
i think gays are nature's way to keep our population in check....
Adam and Eve was married?
gay people have just as much of a right to as miserable as everyone else. let them get married
You're a fucking moron. I would curb stomp the fuck out of your face. So if I get legally married to my girlfriend, and we never have kids, it isn't valid? Makes complete sense. And the world needs more children? Lmao kid, you're a joke. You're the perfect example of why we DON'T need more.
You are a pig. And so are the rest of you. People should marry whoever they want. You must be a christian.
You are a pig. And so are the rest of you. People should marry whoever they want. You must be a christian.
I agree this is not fb or twit friendly
GOT DAM HOMIE YOU PUT UP A SMALL NOVEL ...WTF....i cant but this on twitter.
Personally I don't care who gets married....as long as it isn't me..
It's a freaking status not a diary
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
i believe in god, i just hate his fan club......
one man one woman
Fucking fag
Fucking fag
too lazy to read all this shit ...
This is by far the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, and I'm sick of seeing it everywhere on the internet.
ok you need to be shot
This is the realist thing I've ever read
You just wait...
I love this. This is awesome!
I wish your parents were gay..... then we would not have to deal with you and this bull crap!!
Lesbians are hot, Dykes are not!
That's gay!
I think they should ban straight marriage. They're the ones who ruined the sanctity of it to begin with...
FIRST!!!!!
Baphomet
suthernfukr has nothing better to do!
Why ARE You reading the comments ? vvv (I don't see anybody mentioning your name)
Lmfao at 2cd comment, and that suthernfukr reads all the comments just to see if he is mentioned lol. what a loser
lol @ 2nd commenter hahahahahaha
Nah... that's Southerfukr.
He's obviously the founder of this website! Duh
I did just that and the people didn't laugh, they just looked at me all funny 0_o
ahahaha
Apparently people like it. I thought it was great...and never heard it before until just now, sooo who cares. 90% of these are copied, probably either from other sites or have at some point been said/used before. Very rarely are they original off the cuff statuses.
Nice copy. Sometimes it's good to rehash old jokes.
We have EVERYTHING available at all times here in our McDonald's...hehe
What part of AM do they not understand. It's still AM until 12:00 Noon
I completely agree! I was out late partying somehow was up till 10am decided to get some McDonalds. Got there at 10:50 and that s**t was nothing but burgers and fries...faiiiilll
ive done this plenty of times..specially at bithday parties lmao
Fuck off
Dont be a hater!!!!
srry.. but its nothing like that..
Lol so far 28 smokers and 104 non smokers
This is so funny!!! hahahaha i just s**t my pants in laughter
he has little money in his account, but what does that has got to do with banks texting back with LOL? banks do not text back with LOL?
He has so little money in his account, its hilarious.
huh? what? i dont get it
Fuck you!!!!
Last!!!
FIRST!!!!!!
Betty White said this.