Just to let you know, when I dislike this status I really do dislike it, I'm not trying to keep it even.
bitch hah!
Somebody with over 100 friends on Facebook or followers on Twitter needs to send a shout out to them telling them to get onto this site and dislike this status... so that the number won't be even anymore.
lmao..i got it
its perfect
Just FYI, this status is really stupid so when I vote thumbs down on it I really mean I hate it and that I'm not playing your stupid game when I voted.
Messed it up. >=]
This web site should be removed! And this statuts is retarted and the thing is people are really trying to keep the likes and dislikes even!
fixed it bitch
VVV get fucked.. honestly...I was just really horny when I wrote it and wanted to see myself write it so i could masturbate my clit....i fucking had a great orgasm XD no go get fucked or jam with your monkey buddy
haha! i just messed it up! lol
VV More Statuses, Top Statuses X)
Get A Life..
I messed it up ;)
I really just need my FUCKING clit sucked dry....ok? Pound me till I BLEED ....GOT IT? FUUUUUUUCK. YEAH OOOOH GOOOOD!
this person WANTED a lot of likes and didn't care about the dislikes...you idiots. don't give him the satisfaction. just make it even to show him who's fuckin boss and end this shit!
hfhgj
You retards, you should have just left it alone at 0 - 0, then the author can wank over something worth wanking about other than this lame status.
You retards, you should have just left it alone at 0 - 0, then the author can wank over something worth wanking about other than this lame status.
suck a dick
I bet the person who posted this had no clue how many people would click on "most popular."
1934/1934
NO -_-
1857/1857
Here it is, seven months later, and they remain the same. Where's my handjob?
made it even 1516 Michael magicmike Dorsey on fb add me XD
lol its even now!! haha
NO ONE TOUCH IT.
Made it even bitch (1469)
mess up :O
haha just messed it up :)
bahaHAH its even
bahaHAH its even
hahah i screwed it up :-) suck on that :-O
I messed with it(: taha
1243 here!
the trick is not to like or dislike
Made it even at 1078
for the troll complaining about everyone wasting time damn ur paragraph of bs was a waste of time!
its evn
*evil grin* Ive messed it up...again >:)
looks like its all fucked up HAHAHAHAHAHA!
963 962... hahha i did it bitch3s
963 962... hahha i did it bitch3s
963 962... hahha i did it bitch3s
963 962... hahha i did it bitch3s
963 962... hahha i did it bitch3s
963 962... hahha i did it bitch3s
963 962... hahha i did it bitch3s
Why the fuck does anyone care? people must not have any kind of a life to come on to this page and be like, "ok im gonna balance this status" or, "I feel so proud that I'm gonna make a comment and say that I balanced it"...lol vit was already balanced when it was at 50-50....Who gives a fuckkkk idiots!!...and anyways, why do these people keep touching it?? if its at 950-950, then dont fucking touch the damn thing....its balanced ok???? no need to keep fucking clicking the motha fuckin thinggg... what a waste of time....so sad how people waste their time on pointless sights.....People might say to this, "your wasting your time on this page?"....ummm, no im not... I wanted to state my point. so there ya go....in a few months this status will likely be over 1,100-1,100.....but whatever...people can just keep simply wasting there damn time like theres no tomorrow! Have fun!
damn! I can't Copy & Paste this on FB... no dislike button!
Hahaha bitch 931 to 932 that's me!!!! Fb puchie polanco
i like turtles
BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Kiss my fat ass!!
VVVV SUTHERNFUKRS MOM VVVV
^^^^I DID THAT ^^^^ #YOLO
844 to 844..IMMA F@CK IT UP!!!
I MESSED IT UP!!!!!
Ohhh ohhh
It's 787 - 787 .... I'm not touchin' it. (That's what SHE said).
780-780 weres my pie
713-713
699-699 <3 haha
687-687 >:D FUCK YAHH!!
Sorry guys, felt like ruining it.
653 653 i did it bitches
635 - 634
626-625
609-609
606-606!
567-568
554-554
i just made it un even!!!!! 509-510
they even now dickhead
they even now dickhead
I WIN! FUCK YOU!
468-468
bahahahahaha... i just made this odd >;) hehe
315-309...(;
WOOOO jua tmade it even motha f**kerssss
And you're commenting that... V
you guys need lives :D
I was the one who unevened it... ahk!! ahk!! ahk!! 248/247 bitches!!
229/229...YES!
I'm that asshole that picked like at 217-216
207 -207 WOOHOO
This isn't rocket science u can only mKe one choice..its physics baha
139-139 :)
137 what what!!!!!!!
130-130...
84 earlier and 124 now. As somebody already said it... Such team work. (btw, I'll be back tomorrow to check... :))
114-114! Yay! ^^
Teamwork yaaaayyy 91
84-84 ---> I bet YOU CAN! Ha! (very interesting btw)
74-74 sweet
Epic...
Yea bitch! 66-66!!!
Ka powwwwwww 56 56
Boom 55-55
44-44 "Thank me" indeed!!! ..ha ha!!
Ok this is fun lol. I just made it even 24-24
Y'know, if you think about it long enough, this status is actually really good.
i wish you would drown
Gay as fuck
...and the capital "LOL" looks like a referee saying TOUCHDOWN!!
This is stupid
haha great job...
This is some old motha fukinnnnn shitttttt!!!
this person musta been stalkin my page cuz I've said the exact thing before
well now the little fellow is going to hell cause the likes are at 666
Hilarious, that the "Epic" votes number 101. :D NO ONE HAD BETTER RUIN THAT.
MASSIVE BONER!!!!
i wanna f**k something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny
lol. it can also be seen as two guys born the wrong way...
bummer i don't have a sense of humor! loser
aw, ur cute....
420? to have noticed
No wait...It has not. I'm a retard!
This one has already been posted. Look people before you post.
What's smh?
i tried to look at the comments and clicked the dislike button 5 time -_- smh
stop reposting this
wow im going tio rember that one
All 42 that don't like this are douchebags!
Deep thoughts-Jack Handy....
Demetri Martin
hahhahaha well......intriguingly delightful
this is really stupid
i dont know if i should laugh or feel bad for your grandpa? lol
well when i die i want to be barried upside down so the world can kiss my ass good bye love deja world please do
my reply, how much do you bet?
phaha!<3
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Duuude I saw that too! In imperial beach???? It makes me think, if you're clever enough to think of something like that then why are you homeless! Get a job!
well i saw one that said need $5 for fighting lessons my family was taken by ninjas
poor guy why would want to hurt him you should try to help him like take him to a shelter or the psycho ward
You should've said; let's see if I can, then threw a dime at his a**, and said; you were right.
Aaw thats fckn awesome!
Super fire ;)
grow up!!! come up with something new that will actually grab someone's attention!!!
THATS FUNNY AS HELL
suprise butt sex
I thought it said I have a dog dick..........
I fall for this every time
haha, I didnt get it was diff till read like four times haha
what?
Homosaywhat
yuck fou
tig ol bitties
i do that too
Gulity!
You're fukcing AWESOME!
status stealer U can go to jail for that
ihave yet to be caught tooo ;)
Best excuse ever for this "Dude .. thats totally from statusstalker.com" " no shit .. i'm the one who added it... I've been on that site for like 10 years ... " minus the 10 years part ... you're welcome
I've posted on here, but not on my profile.. and then one of my friends posted what I added here. So I don't copy and paste anymore, I just contribute and "like".
LOL I was just wondering the same thing! I've got 1200 friends and have YET to be caught lol
I have one, but we've come to a compromise, we take turns, lol, plus we only have 20 of the same friends, so it's okay
I wounder if anyone has had a person on their friends list who also used status stalker ?!?! That would f**king suck ....
Oh shit a mom joke, what are you, 10
I don't have to your mom does a good enough job :)
Ur also the dumbass who let's everyone know and spoils it.....dick...
it should go with out saying....
wow.. @two comments below VVV.. that would be like sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener... Js. :)
Comment by Anonymous BLUE! PINK PURPLE ORANGE GREEN ORGASM WHITE BLACK BYE bye : um wtf ? IDOT .
snooki's hot leave her alone..id hit that
said the beuticion to Snooki
BLUE! PINK PURPLE ORANGE GREEN ORGASM WHITE BLACK BYE bye
**cough cough** Snookie :)
hahaha Ah mazing! <3
this is funny and so dang true too
HOW DID U KNOW?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rj?
too long can't keep up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phahahahha :D
No fucking after a long day is the best feeling ever
Definitly
And then scratching your itchy nipples<3 aaah :))
Agreed!!
i think this is the second best feeling ever ;)
ahahahaha true so truee
12 hrs or 14,000 steps in workboots=best feeling ever
if you dont wear a bra in the first place then you obviously dont have boobs or a just nasty
Ima women. what if we don't wear bras in the first place
As a guy, it's one of our favorite things too!
hahaha very true
This is was too true
Yea, cause maturity is based off of age..*rolls eyes*
im mature at 24 sir
Immature is as immature does.
How do you manage to misspell immature when it's mentioned several times????? Idiot!!!!!!
Immachure?? Bahahahahahahahahahaha. What an idiot!
People who are boring are the ones who refer to other people as immature.
VVVV You can't even spell immature you retard. Please do us all a favor and disconnect your internet connection
too many god damn immachure nigger faggots
So there are 111 people over 25. Kind of weird how most people on here are immature as fuck
So THIS is where the pedophiles hang out..
Maturity may refer to: Adulthood or age of majority you're a fucktard
Age has nothing to do with maturity.
too awesome
Not even this witty metaphor makes this okay...sorry...but thanks for trying. Master Keys are the ones spreading the s*&%.
Jimmy Carr
hahahahahh YESSSSS
And if a cucumber soaks in brine, it becomes a pickle. However, if it's passed through many brines, it's a shitty pickle. It's the same concept.
Not that I wouldn't still use the door, if you know what I mean!
Good one, but old as shit!
I love it. And I'm female.
Because you don't insert a vagina into a penis. Hence the penile - key reference.
Lol, this is pretty funny, but you have to wonder why the key is the man and the lock is the woman. That's some pretty biased symbolism, lol.
This is FUNNY, though I don't agree!!
id be happy to sleep with lots of girls
the only bad comments here will be from girls. LMAO!!!!!!! it's awesome, bro!!!!!!!
nd ur friggin gay
thats friggin awsome!!!!
i like to fuck your mom
thats guy stop stealing other peoples shit. Cause this guy def did not come up with that. lol rage comic. fucking gay so unoriginal
i no how you feel then! (:
I stop it cos I hate the beeping sound.
Hahaha!
hahaha! I do the same! But I've never done it for THAT reason. It makes me feel like I have a kind of control over the droids that cook my food.
i live dangerously and stop it at 0.
lmfao wow
you over think too much
Technically, this should be a fail, because all it's saying is "doing your Mom."
how re
This is stupid
Epic x. Infinity.
Hahahaha
Woooow. 32 epic ratings in a day. That's got to be a record.
how did you do it looooool
How do I copy this and paste it.? I do it but it doesn't move it just stays still...
Shut up, Leah.
fb does allow gif's ... that is if u know the secret! posted on my page.
Hysterical!
Facebook doesn't allow gifs
The best thing i've ever seen
you cant post anything dont be stupid people.;lol
Awesome but doesn't work
Hey, it actually posted to my fb page. sweet!
you can't it's a joke
You can add the pic but it doesn't go in motion
worked for me. thanks
Lies copy & paste doesn't work. Geez
VHaha I just put it on Facebook!!! Suck it hoe
it doesnt let u put it on facebook
it wont let you put it on facebook
dude, not so hard..........damn
copy & paste
How do I post that on Facebook?
in 40 it says "Slight left onto HI-80 S/Kamehameha Hwy". Does GOKU live there?
mine said "Sail across the Pacific Ocean" lol.
Mine said sail across Pacific Ocean.
actuall its #51 but yeah ahahahahahhaha
51 maybe?
maybe he meant number 58? look at it
All it says is merge into I-H-2 S
i dont get it...
The people who hate on this shouldn't be on this site, funny stuff. Stop being such jerks, no one like you.
oh wow ur comment is so dumb that i wuzent even laughing
instruction number 40 says kayak across the Pacific Ocean hahahaha
Its gonna be a long row...
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I don't understand how kayaking across the pacific ocean is funny..?
it supposed to say instruction 49: kayak across the pasific ocean........?
what does it say?
Lmao.. actually lol..
and number 33.
hahahahahhahahahahahahahha
Not really that funny..like all of the google maps say that when you type something like that in..and who actually looks something like that up?!
omg lol im laughing my ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loved it lmao
Hahaha, thaat is hilarious(:
Haha...Kayak across the pacific ocean!
EPIC WIN... omg, yes. lmao
Hey, fuck you, guy. America is awesome. What you need to do, is get a knife, sit it at the edge of the counter top and tape it down, and run into it! Fuck head!!
Thumbs down if your American. Americans suck.
Pretty broad generalization that many people in other countries would say about their homeland as well. I AM proud to be an American, but I'm not proud of the chest-thumping idiots that wave their index finger in the air and degrade non-Americans to mollify their own insecurity and lack of contribution to our great nation.
I completely agree with the second comment. I am not proud to be an American. Once you have traveled abroad, and realized how much Americans are hated, it gives you a second look at what it really means to be an American. 330 million people, but a lot of white trash. We don't set the "world" standard. Americans lack culture and are all becoming sellouts.
You are both a dick and a vagina. Go crawl back inside your mother's rotten hole and fucking die, Archie Bunker.
America will NEVER help the ghetto Black and ghetto fucking Mexican man get on his/her feet and Thank God for that. It's a fact. This is a good thing. Normal people hate their fucking guts for the fact that they never progress. America can only take so much of Walmart fat ass loser fucking employees. Don't expect us to be tolerant of the human race after witnessing this bullshit on a daily basis. So, building a wall to keep every dumb fuck out sound like an awesome fucking idea. Equal rights can suck my fucking dick and vagina.
It's not that Mexicans come over and rape our healthcare system. It'ss more about the fact that illegal mexican immigrants come here, stay here for a long time and never fucking progress. For example, if Jose finds a job flipping burgers or mowing lawns, 20 years later he's still doingbthat and so are his children. What the flying fuck!!!! They are what hold America back on sooo many fucking levels. No one has the time to better this people. Get your fucking shit together or die.
USA! USA! USA! Delusioned? Lolol you mean delusional? Dumbass.
Plenty of ignorant Americans ... plenty of ignorant people everywhere.
Disillusioned ignorant Americans everywhere.
So this is the human race?
As your next door neighbor to the north, there is not much to differentiate between Canada and the US other than a border. There are rich, there are poor and there are middle class. We have those that live off the system and those that work their asses off to survive to keep a roof over their heads, pay their bills and feed their families. When war breaks out, we are right behind you going in as needed in whatever capacity that may be. The only difference I see is better prices on cars & cell phone plans due to the much larger population in the states. So this whole my country is better than yours is pretty much moot. We all love the country we live in. Let's agree to disagree and leave it at that.
LMAO omg i was just kidding with all that. I apologize for taking time out of your day to write that.
I'm an American and would like it to be known that the unemployed truck driver is representative of a shrinking minority in the USA. Gradually, the American public is becoming more aware of this sort; the low-information flag-waver that exploits the notion of patriotism to hide their disdain for anyone who isn't a white, American-born male. Their racist and xenophobic rantings would make Archie Bunker look empathic, yet they have representation in government in the form of Michelle Bachmann, Rand Paul, and other ignorant lunatics. But as I said, they are slowly becoming extinct. The inevitable burden of being a free society is that you have the freedom to be a moron, which some have exercised. Most Americans are very decent, hard-working people that have great pride in their nationality without the condescending attitude of that dying minority.
"America needs another ronald Regan and insteadbof tearing down a wall we need to build one on the mexican border and canada so they dont rape our health care" Really? Rape our health care? That is the single most ignorant uneducated comment I have read in this thread yet. I would suggest reading up on Canada's health care system before spouting off on riduclous uninformed statements such as that. It is people like you with mindsets which propogate complete and utter nonsense which leads me to think that perhaps we need to build a wall to keep people such as yourself out of Canada and raping OUR healthcare system. Which by the way, no one is turned away due to the inability to pay becuase it is universal. But you wouldn't know that would you? And while I am on a rant, the government had to revamp the entire health card system because of the abuse of people illegally obtaining them from across the border and coming here to be seen from our doctors. They are now picture id with bar code scans. So think before you speak dear American. Or at least learn something before you get up on your soapbox and wave your patriotic assinine comments around with baseless merit. And to all others...this post was in no way intended to offend anyone other than the poster who had the idiocy to write the comment in the first place.
still better than any other shit hole country elsewhere. America is on its way down, but on its worst day its 10Xs better then anywhere else.
If anyone knows about sucking ass, I'm sure it's you.
America sucks ass the world hates Americans
America will be a better place to live in when all uneducated redneck and ghetto motherfucking folk get left behind in a ditch never to be seen, smelled or heard from ever the fuck again. One can dream.
Hey, don't get all pissy because your mother likes horse cock. She a fucking whore, what did you expect? Your father is probably an elephant.
Texas and/or anything that's 'south' involving, farms, chitlin, breakfast sausage, bacon, words like 'yall' in a sentence, cowboy hats, boots, rap/hiphop and country music should not be considered American or part of its culture. They defeat American purpose and history. Go fuck yourselves. Wipe your ass with the flag because you don't understand its purpose, ya dang varmant!
Maybe you all can start your own survey and quit being bitches and dicks. Heres some ideas to get you started. Thumbs up if you're an over educated bored duchebag that likes to blow things out of proportion. Thumbs down if you're a truck driver. Thumbs up if you have no life our girlfriend
Why not? Americans spend all that time fucking you mother. Then again, she is a sloppy, disgusting whore who likes to get fucked in the mouth. It's a win-win for everyone, because no one wants their dick to rot off from sticking it in her rotten, filth-ridden hole. What a fucking piece of shit!
Thumbs up if your a nigger. Fuck Americans.
... said the latest commenter. I guess you have no life or girl friends either.
And the fact that these people are arguing on a website that's intended for jokes shows that these commenters have no life or girl friends
I don't think this status was intended to idolize Americans & slam the rest of the world. It could have just as easily been thumbs down for America & thumbs up for the rest of the world. They were just trying to determine the geographic demographic of SS's visitors. Sheez.
Lol jesus you guys cant take a joke
Lol Americans SUCK man so glad my folks got me out of that crappy narcissistic country years ago I'd have shot myself by now if I were there OH WAIT everyone has guns in that craphole anyway
And "wtf 15 foreigners?" foreigners really? There's more people outside america than there are IN America, so you're the FOREIGNER you piece of crap.
Agree with the second comment. You're ignorant as fuck and you may be american but the majority of the world hates America and everything it stands for so once you stay lying on your couch in the states you're grand (Y)
I live off the fat of the land jack ass uncle sam doesn't pay for anything. Ok for fuck sake i am joking christ. Mount rushmore on evrey continent ? Lol settle down im only fooln
Truck driver, uh, I mean former truck driver -- education wasn't wasted on you. It just never had a chance.
So now you're an uneducated truck driver who can't even hold onto his truck, followed by the obligatory (big word, look it up) rant about socialism and immigration, typical fear mongering by typical cowards. So now what, you collecting unemployment? Living off of taxpayer money now, huh? Ah, a TAKER, of course! It was all so predictable. anyway, this was fun but you're way too much of a dullard to defend yourself, and you should be looking for a job. So I will dismiss you.
Same ol shit i hear on the liberal media everyday. And i actuall got my rig impounded all the red tape we have in this damn country you guys are right we are turning socialist like england and Europe thats the problem. America needs another ronald Regan and insteadbof tearing down a wall we need to build one on the mexican border and canada so they dont rape our health care
Truck driver --- "we" set the world standard? WE??? YOU drive a fucking truck and have a 2nd grade education. And then you have the bullshit arrogance to suggest because "we" set the world standard that "we" should dictate how the rest of the world lives, while wishing them "thumbs down?" I hope you're better at driving the truck than trying to think.
"2nd comment" --- your point is wasted on the ignorant. "Thumbs up for America" is an idea that we can all agree on. "Thumbs down for anywhere else" is the battle cry of the weak-minded and cowardly. How about "Thumbs up for America ... and England, and Greece, and Australia, and New Zealand, and every place in the world where people aspire to better themselves and humanity, where freedom is appreciated and protected?" If you're truly a great nation, it doesn't have to come at the peril of others.
Yeah, you're a number 1 fucking idiot ... got that right.
Im a truck driver i dont see how i need english structure. I think the thumbs agree with me that america is number 1 fucking idiots. We set the world standard we shoild put mt rushmore on evrey continent
SS needs to make like buttons for comments... Second comment I love you..
And your complete misuse of spelling, punctuation, and proper grammar is completely indicative of the bottom-feeding American, waving your index finger in the air like you're God's gift to the world because you're American yet can't even construct a sentence past a 3rd grade English level.
Fuck you with your unpatriotic! You fucking think that "thumbs up to America, thumbs down to everyone else" makes you patriotic? No, it makes you an asshole! Patriotism is using the greatness of America to set an example that the rest of the word aspires to be, not the cowardly message of a bully declaring "we're great and you're all shit." Clearly it's YOU that doesn't deserve to live in America!
2nd commenter you dont deserve to live in america. Your un patriotic
Why bother even commenting you bitter ass? You've got a lot more issues than a simple clicking of a thumb.
America: Made in China
It's that type of ignorant chest thumping that makes people hate Americans. Thumbs down for anywhere else? How about stick your fucking thumb up your ass! You're probably some uneducated fat fuck who sits around in his size 52 underwear picking Cheetos dust out of his chest hair, a bottom-feeding troll that rides the coattails of what makes America the superpower that it is. I am an American, a real American that stands up for the great things this country is capable of, but I don't need to do it at the expense or ridicule of any other country. You coward piece of shit, you're the part of America we'd like to rid ourselves of!
Wtf 15 foreigners? They must be the ones posting shitty statuses. Yay america! Supa power 4 lyfe
yeah i did that one time and the fat man fell..o felt bad after that.haha!
that hilarious
This one makes me LOL!!
How bout just the fat people?
All of the homophobic assholes who are living for free in their mom's basement & jerking off hourly in a sock, comment below AND above this one.
lol Fuck the gays
I wonder why a loser like that has to "jack it" on Valentines Day. NOT.
I'm jacking it to the like button
Brilliant lol
All Gays are fucking stupid.
I'm jacking it to the dislike button.
I knobbed your Mom!!
Gay isn't a sex.
You forgot 'Gay', So after this initial comment, we'll put them in the 'comment section'
And the word word looks like a word.
Not in uppercase...
no it doesn't
hehe been look like my bed :3
The word shark doesn't look like shark. What the hell?
and the word shark looks like a shark
This is funny...but it seems like the person who wrote it may have been high?
I'm sure that's the only reason why it's named that. "Here, sir, look at this piece of fine sleeping furniture!" "Why it looks like the letters b,e, and d strung together." "Beehd. Beed. Bed. Has an awful drowsy sound to it." "Perfect!" "This thing has NAMED ITSELF!" "Well, not really, we did most of-" "Shut up."
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