Stalked on 03/10/2010 @ 10:12pm
Jesus may love you but I think you're a douche
Stalked on 03/10/2010 @ 6:10pm
some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
Stalked on 03/09/2010 @ 11:23pm
Keep your friends drunk, and your enemies drunker
Stalked on 03/05/2010 @ 8:33pm
The greatest love, above all loves, Greater than that of a mother, Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one drunken slob for another.
Stalked on 03/05/2010 @ 8:29pm
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Stalked on 03/05/2010 @ 8:19pm
Everybody wants to ride in the limo with you. The trick is to find someone who will take the bus with you when your limo breaks down.
Stalked on 03/04/2010 @ 8:13pm
somewhere right now someone's legs just fell asleep on the toilet
Stalked on 03/03/2010 @ 10:07pm
Rape is no laughing matter...unless your raping a clown.
Stalked on 03/02/2010 @ 9:33pm
Don't let school get in the way of your education.
Stalked on 02/25/2010 @ 7:40pm
Still in same clothes from last night, people are looking around for the smell of booze and puke, I turn my head to look for the culprit with them, inconspicuous win.
Stalked on 02/18/2010 @ 6:13pm
Latest Man Law: When wrapping yourself with towel after stepping out of the shower, man is to wrap towel around the waist level. Man is not to wrap towel at the chest level, if this is done manhood will be questioned
Stalked on 02/15/2010 @ 11:42pm
Silence is golden...Duct tape is silver...
Stalked on 02/10/2010 @ 8:38pm
After just waking up..I schedule my day around naps.
Stalked on 01/06/2010 @ 6:31pm
I gave up on making my first million, now Im on my second
Stalked on 12/29/2009 @ 11:13pm
Life is tough. It's even more tough if you're stupid.
Stalked on 11/25/2009 @ 6:33am
if i had a nickel for everytime i had a nickel, i would have exactly double the amount of nickels that i have ever had.
Stalked on 11/11/2009 @ 8:54pm
were your parents assholes? becz u are the shit!
Stalked on 11/09/2009 @ 6:53pm
I feel bad 4 mondays. Everybody hates them!!!!
Stalked on 11/04/2009 @ 9:53pm
I hate when women lie, so I lie to them back
Stalked on 11/03/2009 @ 3:25am
Sometimes you just have to logout.....
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