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Stalked on 11/05/2010 @ 8:34pm
It's getting pretty tough to say "TGIF" and mean it, knowing full well there will never be a new season of Boy Meets World.

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Stalked on 11/05/2010 @ 7:19am
It's true we don't know what we've got until its gone, but we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

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Stalked on 11/05/2010 @ 3:37am
I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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Comment by Anonymous

I think that might be my status...

Comment by Anonymous

This is a great joke!....... if you were still in the 70s when it first came out.

Stalked on 11/04/2010 @ 3:25am
Destiny may decide who touches your Life ~ Your heart may decide who touches your Soul ~ But...Tequila decides who touches your body

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Comment by Anonymous

by the sounds of it, it seems like many guys have touched your body slut

Comment by Anonymous

Truth is a whore

Comment by Anonymous

HAHA!

Stalked on 11/01/2010 @ 3:19am
Life is like a cut, it's the healing that takes the longest

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Stalked on 10/31/2010 @ 6:19am
Getting drunk and high fiving strangers is what Jesus would do.

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Comment by Anonymous

Don't freakin tie in Jesus with jokes

Comment by Anonymous

Ahhh....No Jesus didn't drink. He drank New Wine which is like our grape juice. All wine refereed to was grape juice. Bad wine was the juice that was left in the bottom of the vat with the sludge and undesirable left overs. Yeah...never a good idea to joke about Jesus which what you stated is some what blasphemous. I hope you read this and pray for forgiveness, no need to go to hell just trying to be funny.

Comment by Anonymous

stupid joke.. for real..get a life

Comment by Anonymous

Some people have no sense of humor. If you can't take a joke than find another site.

Comment by Anonymous

wooow some people need to relax its a joke you tards.. also Jesus did drink and high five strangers...

Comment by Yessilol

Don't joke about Jesus! He was perfect unlike you. Ignorant drunk!

Comment by Anonymous

Hahahahahah! Hilarious!

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f**kin epic .

Comment by Anonymous

NO....HE WOULDN'T!!!! GET A LIFE FREAK!!

Comment by Anonymous

Dude that's messed up

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v v haha

Comment by Anonymous

Calm down sparky.

Comment by Anonymous

Asshole. Jesus was a great man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stalked on 10/27/2010 @ 9:00pm
Another day. Another opportunity to do great things. Or nothing.

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Stalked on 10/26/2010 @ 7:05pm
If you died today, what would be the one thing you wish you would have accomplished?

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Comment by Anonymous

Not dying so early in life.

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Fight Club<3

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Telling my crush I love him.

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rating this rant.

Stalked on 08/20/2010 @ 8:36pm
"It's supposed to be fun, dumbass." -- Life

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Stalked on 08/16/2010 @ 4:44pm
You should probably take everything I say with a grain of salt. And lime. And shot of tequila.

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Stalked on 08/16/2010 @ 5:24am
You know what is the difference between promises and memories? We break promises, whereas memories break us.

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Stalked on 08/15/2010 @ 6:07pm
My life philosophy is: Avoid philosophy.

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Stalked on 08/06/2010 @ 7:55pm
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Comment by Anonymous

Machete!

Stalked on 08/02/2010 @ 4:50pm
It's only 9AM and today is already filled with suck.

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Stalked on 07/31/2010 @ 6:05pm
My life has a great cast, but I can't really figure out the plot.

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Stalked on 07/29/2010 @ 6:18pm
I think I'm seeing things. Mainly the things in front of me.

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Stalked on 07/27/2010 @ 8:07pm
I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.

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Stalked on 07/20/2010 @ 4:43pm
Feed a cold, starve a fever. Give PMS anything it wants.

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Stalked on 07/17/2010 @ 11:50pm
Some days you're the writing. Other days you're the wall.

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Stalked on 07/16/2010 @ 2:00am
Behind every great man is a ninja. And behind that ninja is another ninja.

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