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Stalked on 08/01/2011 @ 10:23pm
Complete and finished are very similar. If you connect with the right person you're complete, the wrong one and you're finished.

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Stalked on 07/30/2011 @ 5:42pm
How sad it would be to die without any scars, those honorable badges of flesh, of having lived long and hard, our scars are beautiful.

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Comment by Anonymous

yea this is weirding me the f**k out

Comment by Anonymous

F**king weird.....

Stalked on 07/27/2011 @ 7:21pm
Dont live in the moment so much, that you forget about the future.

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Stalked on 07/26/2011 @ 8:20pm
Words. They can arouse. They can make you laugh, and make you cry. But if you find the one who can heal you with words, never let them go.

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Stalked on 07/19/2011 @ 9:57am
We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.

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Stalked on 07/14/2011 @ 4:16am
If you make the most of what you've got when you've got it. You won't miss it as much when it's gone.

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Stalked on 07/12/2011 @ 3:45am
Tattoos are bumper stickers for the soul.

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Stalked on 12/10/2010 @ 8:15pm
I wish I could burn calories as easily as I burn bridges.

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Stalked on 12/08/2010 @ 1:21pm
if you always do what you have always done, then you will get what you have always got

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Stalked on 12/03/2010 @ 11:42am
The lady in front of me in the Starbucks drive-thru paid for my coffee this morning. Pay it forward

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Stalked on 12/01/2010 @ 3:47pm
I'd like Santa to define what exactly he means by good.

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Comment by Anonymous

As long as you don't get caught, you're good.

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i wanna know 2 XD

Stalked on 11/30/2010 @ 7:58pm
Bucket List #1 - Make a Bucket List

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Stalked on 11/30/2010 @ 11:33am
I found the key to success, only to discover that the door was never locked.

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Stalked on 11/24/2010 @ 3:36pm
Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.

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Comment by Shanta

no its irritating

Stalked on 11/23/2010 @ 10:33pm
If you FILLED the glass to the halfway point, it's half full. If you poured some OUT to get it there, it's half empty

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Stalked on 11/22/2010 @ 7:12pm
Shoot down the early bird, that's how I get the worm

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Stalked on 11/14/2010 @ 6:55pm
Need money like you don't work, hurt like you've never been loved, and watch like nobody is dancing.

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Stalked on 11/07/2010 @ 2:20pm
People who say that winning isn't important, never win.

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Stalked on 11/05/2010 @ 6:31pm
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

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Stalked on 11/05/2010 @ 12:34pm
It's getting pretty tough to say "TGIF" and mean it, knowing full well there will never be a new season of Boy Meets World.

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