Stalked on 02/09/2015 @ 6:10am
To heal a wound you need to stop touching it.

Stalked on 05/21/2012 @ 12:20am
Don't promise when you're happy, Don't reply when you're angry, and don't decide when you're sad.

Comment by Anonymous

This is ooooold

Comment by Anonymous

And Don't like if you've read this before.

Comment by Anonymous

I would tell some of you to eat a dick but I'm afraid it might be taken literally....

Comment by Anonymous

Careful, she's a badass!! The spelling, the wording, the MEANING!! she has taught us all a good lesson today. And i will pass these words down to my children and their children for generations as the prophecy was foretold. " 13 years post that are not "epic" . . . wow . . . The internet makes sense now...

Comment by Anonymous

Wow... Dilligaf really is 13... almost makes sense... and thinks she's the status police... so cute... your mommy must be proud

Comment by Dilligaf13

Why would I kick your ass? Besides the fact that you need one so you're acting tough because it's pretty fucking obvious I won't be able to...I can act tough too watch...YEAH IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!...see? Acted tough for what? Bragging rights? Intimidation?...really? Grow up

Comment by Anonymous

Probably not but it looks like you could use it.

Comment by Planet

Hey Diligaf....or What? You gonna come over to my home and kick my ass? Ya, didn't think so.

Comment by Anonymous

The comment below is genius!

Comment by Dilligaf13

And don't post a different version of the same crap these stupid "I've never known love til I met you" 13 years post that are not "epic"'re not deep, you're horny

Comment by Anonymous

And don't decide "she's only ugly in the face area" when you're drunk and horny....

Comment by Anonymous

and don't buy groceries when you're hungry

Stalked on 08/02/2011 @ 7:23am
Complete and finished are very similar. If you connect with the right person you're complete, the wrong one and you're finished.

Stalked on 07/31/2011 @ 2:42am
How sad it would be to die without any scars, those honorable badges of flesh, of having lived long and hard, our scars are beautiful.

Comment by Anonymous

yea this is weirding me the f**k out

Comment by Anonymous

F**king weird.....

Stalked on 07/28/2011 @ 4:21am
Dont live in the moment so much, that you forget about the future.

Stalked on 07/27/2011 @ 5:20am
Words. They can arouse. They can make you laugh, and make you cry. But if you find the one who can heal you with words, never let them go.

Stalked on 07/19/2011 @ 6:57pm
We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.

Stalked on 07/14/2011 @ 1:16pm
If you make the most of what you've got when you've got it. You won't miss it as much when it's gone.

Stalked on 07/12/2011 @ 12:45pm
Tattoos are bumper stickers for the soul.

Get a Life(2)
Stalked on 12/11/2010 @ 5:15am
I wish I could burn calories as easily as I burn bridges.

Stalked on 12/08/2010 @ 10:21pm
if you always do what you have always done, then you will get what you have always got

Stalked on 12/03/2010 @ 8:42pm
The lady in front of me in the Starbucks drive-thru paid for my coffee this morning. Pay it forward

Stalked on 12/02/2010 @ 12:47am
I'd like Santa to define what exactly he means by good.

Comment by Anonymous

As long as you don't get caught, you're good.

Comment by Anonymous

i wanna know 2 XD

Stalked on 12/01/2010 @ 4:58am
Bucket List #1 - Make a Bucket List

Stalked on 11/30/2010 @ 8:33pm
I found the key to success, only to discover that the door was never locked.

Stalked on 11/25/2010 @ 12:36am
Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.

Comment by Shanta

no its irritating

Stalked on 11/24/2010 @ 7:33am
If you FILLED the glass to the halfway point, it's half full. If you poured some OUT to get it there, it's half empty

Comment by Anonymous

just contact me 09468607604 ok? :)

Stalked on 11/23/2010 @ 4:12am
Shoot down the early bird, that's how I get the worm

Stalked on 11/15/2010 @ 3:55am
Need money like you don't work, hurt like you've never been loved, and watch like nobody is dancing.

Stalked on 11/07/2010 @ 11:20pm
People who say that winning isn't important, never win.


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