Stole that shit from an e-card hahah
Maybe we should stop coming in to your work and spending money. Maybe when your broke, unemployed ass is sitting on the curb, you'll realize we aren't so bad.
If having free health care and a strong economy makes me a stuck up bastard then please hold while not a single fuck is given!!
God I love being Canadian!!
I just bought a 800,000 dollar house go Canada !!!!
And they're healthcare is better, they're economy is better.. Damn stuck-up bastards
canadians are far from polite i get those dicks comin into work every day, always actiung like we americans owe them somethin! stuck-up bastards
Good point lol. Those pussies
VVV funnier than the origional status..
my local blockbuster changed its name to a "building for rent".......
oh yeah this makes perfect sence.. dumb ass
Who's Blockbuster? lol
HAVENT HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE>............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
New to me and it's FUNNY!
VVVVVvvvvv its called "status stalker" dumbass....there are going to be old statuses idiot....dont get mad cause the status you posted got thumbed down you prick !
You have gyno? Ew.... gross.
some one was put in the friend zone
Or a nice, polite male who has watched EVERY SINGLE female he knows and cares about gravitate towards those assholes...
Bet this was posted by a female
Who wants to play doctor?
oh stfu grown ass ppl watch kids movies too wth is wrong with keepin in touch with your inner child? wantna play with some leggos? lol
Not sure if a real man has ever watched that movie. Shits for kids
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside..
I don't get it
move v v v
Mine mo e to the rhythm of the beat!
I've always noticed they withdrawl inside me when I'm watching scary movies or in the cold.
Dont act like youve never wanted to know why they move like that
My balls start moving cause your mama's tonguing them.
gettin some head
you wish dude. 1st u need to have a dick if you want it sucked. 2nd, if you did, I'd chop it off .
I think this is hilarious because on my flight last night, the stewardess' name was Leah and she actually did give me head and swallowed my load. Thanks !!!!
Hahahahhahah
Man...this seriously made me "lol"!
haha! i hope you didn't get slapped in the face
haha you wish!
V Who or what taught you how to talk like that? Because they're a embarrassment to you and the population.
fuck your girl in my new wip now her pussy got the new car smell
Ha ha ha this is so funny you all know this is for fun just relax
Why do women have cunts? So men will talk to them.
So apparently no one can take joke.. lol to all the losers who have no life and comments nasty things about JOKE.
It's for the money shot...here...let me show you.
That's were women are suppose to preform CPR : )
so they can be open minded. duh!
I thought men enjoyed putting their faces in chum buckets and getting all stinky.
yeah, this is stupid. the hole is actually so men can PISS, you stupid ass bitch.
You should never surf with a woman, a shark can smell blood from a mile away and women bleed 3 months out of the year, their cunts are like ready serve chum buckets, no wonder soul surfer only had one arm
I guess we now know then why you have a hole in your vagina...
girls are really stupid
hahahaha vv
Alisa your starting to remind us of that whore Leah6666 dont be like that girl.. lol
that was fuken retarded
Nope, so they can pee
V whats your point fucktard??