Stalked on 08/15/2012 @ 3:58am
I feel kinda guilty when I waste perfectly condescending answers on an idiot.

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Stalked on 08/15/2012 @ 3:56am
What doesn't kill you, seriously disappoints me.

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Stalked on 08/14/2012 @ 6:54pm
I always hear people say that a dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies who'll look me dead in my face while taking a shit on my carpet.

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Comment by Vicklawl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comment by Anonymous

WHO GIVES A FUCK IF IT'S "OLD!!!!!!" Man DAMN, you deplorable assholes get a life and stop saying "old"

Comment by Anonymous

saying its "old " is old

Stalked on 07/25/2012 @ 6:43am
Too few people spontaneously combust.

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Stalked on 07/24/2012 @ 8:56pm
When you are smart enough to know there is a lesson to learn, but dumb enough to think you've already learned it.

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Stalked on 07/23/2012 @ 1:42am
So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you're talking shit about them.

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Stalked on 07/22/2012 @ 7:21am
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one what' s the plan?

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Stalked on 07/11/2012 @ 10:09pm
The guy that comments old is getting old. He spends more time supervising this site than he does living.

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Comment by Anonymous

hahahaha!! You made my day :D

Comment by Anonymous

hahahahahahahahaha a million thumbs up for this one. HIGH FIVE! :)

Comment by Anonymous

Come up with your own shit dumb hoe

Comment by Anonymous

Blah.... You aint shit

Comment by Anonymous

Blah.... You aint shit

Comment by Anonymous

FYI..... I'm a woman and some of us don't want to look like a loser by posting OLD shit on our fb.

Comment by Anonymous

First commentor you only just gave this status more truth

Comment by Anonymous

saying stfu faggots is old..

Comment by Anonymous

It must be Suthernfukr ... he lives here.

Stalked on 07/04/2012 @ 4:01am
My Dad thinks Magic Mike is a documentary about Michael Jordan so I bought him and his friend Dave tickets to see it tonight.

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Comment by Anonymous

Nothing racist about it but the person who said its racist IS racist

Comment by Anonymous

You're fuckin' stupid if you think this is racist.

Comment by Anonymous

Wow. So racist!

Comment by Anonymous

*Looks at fourth commenter* IMPOSSIBRU!

Comment by Anonymous

If you think this is racist, then you are a jackass

Comment by Anonymous

There's nothing racist about this at all.

Comment by Anonymous

I think it's racist as well.

Comment by Anonymous

How may I ask is this racist?

Comment by Anonymous

thats racist..

Comment by Anonymous

Hey, they might like it.lmao

Comment by Anonymous

That would be halrious. I hope you're his daughter or else you'll have some explaining to do after.

Stalked on 07/04/2012 @ 2:35am
The people who need firecracker safety tips aren't the people who read firecracker safety tips.

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Stalked on 07/02/2012 @ 3:26pm
My brain is about as organized as the Wal-Mart $5 DVD bin.

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Comment by Anonymous

OLD! OLD! OLD! OLD! SHIT BRICK...

Comment by Anonymous

saying Old to a status is Old.. dumbass

Stalked on 06/29/2012 @ 9:12pm
I regret every fart I ever held in for you.

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Stalked on 06/29/2012 @ 7:40pm
When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.

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Stalked on 06/28/2012 @ 10:12pm
Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" is a clever little bastard.

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Comment by Anonymous

V below me....really?

Comment by Anonymous

I don't get it

Comment by Anonymous

No. Noooo. Wrong! Fast food does in fact make you fat. People who exercise don't generally eat fast food often. Soooo...no.

Comment by Anonymous

Fast food doesn't make you fat. Being lazy and not exercising does.

Stalked on 06/28/2012 @ 8:27pm
I make way more decisions than I should based on the battery life of my phone.

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Stalked on 06/28/2012 @ 7:34pm
When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I'm climbing through the window.

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Stalked on 06/28/2012 @ 1:47pm
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

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Comment by Anonymous

heard it a million times

Comment by Anonymous

VV says the right wing nut job

Comment by Anonymous

Get out of your occupy tent and get a job.

Stalked on 06/27/2012 @ 9:13pm
There are 3 types of people that will go see the movie, "Magic Mike", women, gay men, and men who have been castrated by their women because they are inadequate in the masculinity department.

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Comment by Anonymous

seriously ?? is this a status update ??

Comment by Anonymous

I'm fine with my sexuality and have no problem on going to see it.

Comment by Anonymous

And men who realize a girl is gonna be horny as hell during it

Comment by Anonymous

oh man this is an epic fail, i love it when people talk shit, then can't even use punctuation, and then try to be a smart ass and still fuck it up... I DONT WANT TO LIVE HERE ANYMORE..

Comment by Anonymous

V your'e . If you are going to talk shit, at least make sure you use decent punctuation. Dumbass

Comment by Anonymous

"men who have been castrated by their women because they are inadequate in the masculinity department" - your an idiot.

Stalked on 06/27/2012 @ 5:32pm
People who think I'm not a religious person should see me when the airplane starts to shake.

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Comment by Anonymous

Hahhahaha LOL GUD 1

Stalked on 06/27/2012 @ 5:11pm
I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White - Good condition - Reliable - Cheap - No evidence of rear end damage. Must See.

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Comment by Anonymous

Agreed with the person below me. If you think its old. Then keep scrolling. You don't need to comment "old" every fucking time. THAT'S getting OLD.

Comment by Anonymous

First commentor, you should probably read a book, write your own damn status, or find a new hobby.

Comment by Anonymous

vv Nice quote vv "you been talkin' to me this whole time?"

Comment by Anonymous

What do u mean "you people?!" huh?!

Comment by Anonymous

If you've really read all the statuses on here to know that, you should probably get a life. It was new to me.

Comment by Anonymous

Why do you people keep posting OLD shit!?!

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