Stalked on 05/06/2012 @ 7:18pm
I believe in karma That means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .

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Comment by Anonymous

As much as I believe in treating people kindly, no matter what, this status is fuckin' hilarious/gold. : )

Stalked on 05/01/2012 @ 6:54pm
Turn your wounds into wisdom.

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Stalked on 05/01/2012 @ 11:01am
Here's an idea, how about everyone stfu and quit bitching about lame posts and just steal statuses like you're here for anyways. Better yet, come up with your own shit if it's such a big deal you uncreative douches. Now let the dislikes and vulgar comments begin.

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Comment by Anonymous

Wow, there`s a lot of immature children on the internet these days..

Comment by Anonymous

You're filed under "epic" wth more do you want? lol All Hail The CREATOR of status....... Feel Better?

Comment by Anonymous

you have 99 likes and the bitch below doesnt have one :D

Comment by Leah6666

But thanks for always thinking of me!!! muahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Comment by Leah6666

nah, all my status's are posted with my name..

Comment by Anonymous

Thank you to the below! I do work my ass off trying to make you people happy, and I've realized there's no way to do that. I've posted over 13,000 statues for you all!

Comment by Anonymous

for just one moment, try to be nice. Someone goes to alot of trouble to post statuses on this site for everyone to enjoy. Unfortunately, there are some people out there that are always going to complain. I am sure most people who visit statusstalker enjoy the site. Others have no life and just like to make potty mouth, gross, immature comments. Such is life.

Comment by Anonymous

ahhhhh entertainment. you guys are so brutal on here for no reason. i think we should throw a couple of u in the hunger games, duke it out n see who surives ;)

Comment by Anonymous

white trash at its finest lol

Comment by Anonymous

Wow, really? How old are you guys? I think it's your bedtime now, I hear your mommy calling.

Comment by Anonymous

Some of you are such idiots I swear. To the "number one" idiot anonymously ranting about rape...the site administrators know exactly who you are even if we don't (and thank God for that!). Write some more dumb shit that can be used in court when you do something else stupid and get investigated. I can't wait til you have to explain yourself in front of judge for the crap you write...and is forever locked into the cyber world. You asshat!

Comment by Anonymous

How do u steal a status when they all suck I'd like to see someone use these statuses on fb Haha you got 1 like from mom

Comment by Anonymous

Wow, after posting this I expected hardcore negative feedback, now I have a raging boner for every one of you and am gonna choke on a cactus and think about you all tonight. <3

Comment by Anonymous

oviously this is sothernfucker or his whore leah666

Comment by Anonymous

its obvious there is a law agains shooting stupid people or commenter number 2 would have been taken from this earth a long ago

Comment by Anonymous

Bahahaha I think its funny.....

Comment by Anonymous

Dude... i just itched the inner ring of my asshole and a minute later I started biting my nails. Totally fucking forgot. Fml

Comment by Anonymous

WHOEVER POSTED THIS CAN FUCKING DIE! I WANT TO RAPE YOUR FAMILY IN FRONT OF YOU, THEN SKULL FUCK YOUR EYE SOCKET!

Comment by Anonymous

*vulgar comment*

Stalked on 04/27/2012 @ 9:27am
Somewhere in the world right now a honeybadger is sitting alone crying because no one believes that he DOES care.

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Stalked on 04/13/2012 @ 10:58pm
Life is only as great as the risks you're willing to take.

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Stalked on 04/12/2012 @ 5:51pm
I don't always post updates...but when I do, I prefer status stalker...stay lazy my friends.

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Stalked on 04/12/2012 @ 11:51am
Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.

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Stalked on 04/10/2012 @ 1:40am
New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you.

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Comment by Anonymous

I like holding doors for fat people while they are still 50 feet away from the door,,,Makes them fat asses RUN a bit

Comment by Anonymous

that is kinda rude tho

Stalked on 04/01/2012 @ 12:58am
Thank you for giving me pieces of your heart to fill in the breaks in mine.

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Comment by Anonymous

Yes it's just the pieces we need to mend a heart.

Stalked on 03/29/2012 @ 8:46pm
Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach.

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Comment by Anonymous

Mermaids saved him...

Comment by Anonymous

You're only 2 years late.

Comment by Anonymous

someone already thought of this post

Comment by Anonymous

got me reminiscing on these good times

Comment by Anonymous

What is with these old posts?

Stalked on 03/28/2012 @ 4:40pm
The happiness of your life...depends on the quality of your thoughts.

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Stalked on 03/12/2012 @ 3:12pm
So, to put a positive spin on Daylight Savings Time, instead of "losing an hour of sleep" on a Saturday...we should put our clocks ahead at 4pm on a Wednesday, it would be "leave work early day".

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Stalked on 03/08/2012 @ 10:23pm
I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'

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Comment by Anonymous

comment below... EPIC

Comment by Anonymous

comment below... EPIC

Comment by Anonymous

*Reply to the posts beginning with "Yeah."* Don't take things too literally, you scrotum. In order to get to where you want to go on Cash Cab (and win money), you have to correctly answer questions. Do you realize how frustrating it would be if that didn't happen and you REALLY had to follow someone? Geez.

Comment by Anonymous

I think he was joking ya dip ;)

Comment by Anonymous

Yeah, you lost.

Comment by Anonymous

Yeah....okay. You were on Cash Cab. Uh huh. And that's relevant to this post how? Oh right, it's not.

Comment by Anonymous

I've done that. It turned out to be Cash Cab and you know how that works.

Stalked on 03/03/2012 @ 7:24pm
ALL relationships go through shit. REAL relationships get through shit.

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Comment by Anonymous

It makes complete sense, so many relationships today are broken because many people dont know how to deal with their problems. Real relationships are when people care enough to not give up regardless of how bad things may be

Comment by Anonymous

this doesnt make any sense

Comment by Anonymous

whats the difference between ALL and REAL.

Comment by Lamp

Does that mean I'm in a relationship with my toilet, then?

Stalked on 03/02/2012 @ 2:16pm
Why the Hell is there a goat on the top of this Website?

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Comment by Anonymous

suthernfukr has nothing better to do!

Comment by Anonymous

Why ARE You reading the comments ? vvv (I don't see anybody mentioning your name)

Comment by Anonymous

Lmfao at 2cd comment, and that suthernfukr reads all the comments just to see if he is mentioned lol. what a loser

Comment by Anonymous

lol @ 2nd commenter hahahahahaha

Comment by Suthernfukr

Still riding these nuts!

Comment by Anonymous

Nah... that's Southerfukr.

Comment by Anonymous

He's obviously the founder of this website! Duh

Stalked on 02/28/2012 @ 7:10am
The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow.

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Stalked on 02/27/2012 @ 11:23pm
I'm drinking in celebration of St. Patrick's Day. I know it's a long way away but it's never too early to get a head-start.

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Comment by Nataliee254

Why the hell do you care seriously. Enjoy reading and screw the f off

Comment by Anonymous

*squints* Not sure if Suthernfukr using another account or another Suthernfukr.

Stalked on 02/25/2012 @ 9:31pm
The more you know, the less you need to say.

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Stalked on 02/20/2012 @ 2:48pm
Instead of Prozac, I think doctors should write prescriptions for puppies.

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Comment by Anonymous

1st guy is a dipshit.... no big deal... but the 2nd guy... oh my god!! I hope he's not outdoors driving a car or something else that requires a brain!!! (Please lord don't let him have babies)

Comment by Anonymous

Yeah, so you can wedge it's tiny little head under your car tire and run it over. Very therapeutic.

Comment by Anonymous

Lmao 1st guy is a dipshit!

Comment by Anonymous

I have puppies and I'm fine, but then again, I'm not crazy, like most of you!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Dumbass didn't get it, just delete it and start over, lol

Comment by Anonymous

Um, if you get meds for puppies, you'll get good calming meds, you obviously missed the whole point....dumbass!!!

Comment by Anonymous

that is dumb because it takes a lot of patience to raise a puppy, doing this is not for someone who is on the edge because the puppy will put you there even if you are fine

Stalked on 02/20/2012 @ 8:10am
Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails. (for those who vote thumbs down....I wonder how many of you have ever contributed to Status Stalker?)

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Comment by Anonymous

this shit ain't worth contributing either, whiner!

Comment by Anonymous

If this is the best status you have, maybe you shouldn't contribute either.

Comment by Anonymous

I only voted thumbs up because I felt sorry for you...

Comment by Anonymous

I've contributed, but this one is freaking old, I'm guessing you're into recycling!!!!

Comment by Lamp

I (try) contributing stuff on here- Generally my original statuses that get like 30 likes, but they never actually make it onto this feed for some stupid reason.

Comment by Anonymous

I voted thumbs down because Planet molests children.

Comment by Anonymous

Our contribution is voting down shit like this.

Comment by Anonymous

VV agree with the guy below me, quit being a whiney little bitch

Comment by Anonymous

Not original this did the rounds years ago. And a thumbs down for whining. Suck it up.

Comment by Planet

oh...not whining, just wondering how many of you actually contribute anything here. All my contributions here are original ( not stolen or modified)... Planet

Comment by Anonymous

it took a while for mine to be posted... but if you re-submit more than once they will accept it. And i dont mean everyday either. do it a few times if you really want your status posted

Comment by Anonymous

I gave you a thumbs down.......just for being a whiner

Comment by Anonymous

there are a lot of comments I have seen where people have tried to contribute on this site but their posts never get published...

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