I'd fuck you
I bet it smells like a shit house door on a tuna boat between your legs!
Only goes back about a year ago. So there goes that BEST STATUS OF THE YEAR bs.
Offensive. I hate women jokes, NOT ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE THAT.
Best Status of the YEAR* :)
Best Status of the YEAR* :)
I Don't get it ..
possibly the best status all month!!!!!!
Sorry BOSS but ain't nobody got time fo that
😂😂😂 verry funny
Someone's got sand in his vagina
Dad! Is that you?
Beware the Anonymous net warrior, taking on the world one comment at a time.
f**k u fam,wat u gonna dp if i do random stuff on dis shit?huh?yea wat i thought...im 12 and i can beat ur srry ass
OP is a faggot
You mad bro?
im 12 whats better to do im sorry
farts in your mouth
I need to take a dump
Cum Slut. Stay out of my territory.
Yeah, KING of the CRYING TOWELS
They should make you king for being so brave
Someone grab this guy a tissue..
What the fuck is wrong with you guy's? hahaha
lol who gets this mad about statuses on facebook?
what explains you being here?
Soooo, let me get this clear, you get on this website to bitch at people for getting on this website? You sir, can go f**k yourself.
Some ironic shit right there. Bitching about bitching.
Haha ur funny I like it !!!! Lol
Don't talk about other people!! Your the one who's on this website!
Lmao! Genius! Haha
Tell 'em how it is!
stfu "Wow, there`s a lot of immature children on the internet these days.." thats beast haha lmfao!!
Wow, there`s a lot of immature children on the internet these days..
You're filed under "epic" wth more do you want? lol All Hail The CREATOR of status....... Feel Better?
you have 99 likes and the bitch below doesnt have one :D
Thank you to the below! I do work my ass off trying to make you people happy, and I've realized there's no way to do that. I've posted over 13,000 statues for you all!
for just one moment, try to be nice. Someone goes to alot of trouble to post statuses on this site for everyone to enjoy. Unfortunately, there are some people out there that are always going to complain. I am sure most people who visit statusstalker enjoy the site. Others have no life and just like to make potty mouth, gross, immature comments. Such is life.
ahhhhh entertainment. you guys are so brutal on here for no reason. i think we should throw a couple of u in the hunger games, duke it out n see who surives ;)
white trash at its finest lol
Wow, really? How old are you guys? I think it's your bedtime now, I hear your mommy calling.
Some of you are such idiots I swear. To the "number one" idiot anonymously ranting about rape...the site administrators know exactly who you are even if we don't (and thank God for that!). Write some more dumb shit that can be used in court when you do something else stupid and get investigated. I can't wait til you have to explain yourself in front of judge for the crap you write...and is forever locked into the cyber world. You asshat!
How do u steal a status when they all suck I'd like to see someone use these statuses on fb Haha you got 1 like from mom
Wow, after posting this I expected hardcore negative feedback, now I have a raging boner for every one of you and am gonna choke on a cactus and think about you all tonight. <3
oviously this is sothernf**ker or his whore leah666
its obvious there is a law agains shooting stupid people or commenter number 2 would have been taken from this earth a long ago
Bahahaha I think its funny.....
Dude... i just itched the inner ring of my asshole and a minute later I started biting my nails. Totally f**king forgot. Fml
WHOEVER POSTED THIS CAN FUCKING DIE! I WANT TO RAPE YOUR FAMILY IN FRONT OF YOU, THEN SKULL FUCK YOUR EYE SOCKET!
To the person who replaces bad food for good, your doing good things for the world.
Good thing, I always thank the person holding the door for me lol
Not half as rude as replacing the sweets with vegetables and exercise tapes in fat peoples carts at Wal-Mart. ;)
I like holding doors for fat people while they are still 50 feet away from the door,,,Makes them fat asses RUN a bit
that is kinda rude tho
That's poetic but why people calling it funny lol? Some people are either sick or don't know what to call this new thing called a beautiful comment
how is this funny?...
I love this!
Yes it's just the pieces we need to mend a heart.
And he sold the diamond to become the great gatsby. Haha
is it true....coz i have seen the movie bt i didn't notice it....
Mermaids saved him...
You're only 2 years late.
someone already thought of this post
got me reminiscing on these good times
What is with these old posts?
I also wanna do that
What is with these f**king idiots reposting OLD COMMENTS like they ACTUALLY came up with them???????
i wanna do that to
comment below... EPIC
comment below... EPIC
*Reply to the posts beginning with "Yeah."* Don't take things too literally, you scrotum. In order to get to where you want to go on Cash Cab (and win money), you have to correctly answer questions. Do you realize how frustrating it would be if that didn't happen and you REALLY had to follow someone? Geez.
I think he was joking ya dip ;)
Yeah, you lost.
Yeah....okay. You were on Cash Cab. Uh huh. And that's relevant to this post how? Oh right, it's not.
I've done that. It turned out to be Cash Cab and you know how that works.
what the fuck
57 women corrupted by the media brainwashing disliked this
makes sense to me :)
fosho homie fa hizzle. im down wit dat. sound like da truth to me dog!
It makes complete sense, so many relationships today are broken because many people dont know how to deal with their problems. Real relationships are when people care enough to not give up regardless of how bad things may be
this doesnt make any sense
whats the difference between ALL and REAL.