Stalked on 01/15/2013 @ 2:57am
I'm posing nude for this Sandwich Artist whether he & the lunch rush likes it or not.
Stalked on 07/25/2012 @ 2:56am
Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
Stalked on 04/23/2012 @ 10:48pm
Your initials are irrelevant if they're on something I want in the refrigerator at work.
Stalked on 04/06/2012 @ 4:20am
Got a twelve inch sub. Going to eat the first half now and save the second half for dinner oops already ate the entire thing.
Stalked on 02/05/2012 @ 4:03am
The Super Bowl is just another excuse to stuff a pizza crust with hot wings.
Stalked on 01/27/2012 @ 4:10am
Someone should make a kind of pizza where the toppings are just really tiny pizzas.
Stalked on 01/21/2012 @ 7:54am
I found love in a hostess cake.
Stalked on 01/03/2012 @ 5:23pm
Eating some food from last year.
Stalked on 12/25/2011 @ 6:31pm
Sit down: lift up your right leg, rotate your right foot clockwise, now, with your right index finger draw a number 6 in the air. Weird.
Stalked on 11/18/2011 @ 3:32am
Driving and I want to get into this pizza box so bad I finally get what it must feel like to be a dude dating a tease.
Stalked on 11/14/2011 @ 7:16am
I know we did it three times last night, and once more this morning, but I can't get enough of you, leftover pizza.
Stalked on 11/14/2011 @ 7:08am
Dear Pancakes, Do you have little compartments for syrup? No? I didn't think so. Sincerely, Waffles.
Stalked on 11/12/2011 @ 10:57am
After several experiments I've determined it's impossible to overdose on cheese.
Stalked on 11/09/2011 @ 4:34am
Excuse me, waiter? My fajitas aren't loud enough.
Stalked on 11/07/2011 @ 4:22pm
Sometimes you just have to eat a sandwich that's the size of your head.
Stalked on 11/06/2011 @ 7:26pm
I'm about to get in the middle of some girl-on-girl action with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.
Stalked on 10/29/2011 @ 12:05pm
Old people act like eating hard candy will make them live forever.
Stalked on 10/29/2011 @ 11:41am
Fast food orders sound even more appetizing after the drive thru attendant reads them back.
Stalked on 10/29/2011 @ 11:33am
Eating while laying down is way harder than it should be.
Stalked on 10/29/2011 @ 11:05am
Cereal is a good choice when you're high because you can eat and drink at the same time.
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