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Stalked on 07/18/2011 @ 2:02pm
I like to do a bunch of shots when I'm sick. If I'm gonna puke, I might as well be drunk.

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Comment by Anonymous

alcoholic much? Get help!

Stalked on 07/16/2011 @ 8:54pm
I prefer products that say virgin on it, like extra virgin olive oil, cause i don't want to buy a slutty oil made from slut olives.

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Comment by Caroline666

They might have Olive td's

Comment by Anonymous

Lmbao!

Comment by Anonymous

Retarded!

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