Stalked on 06/27/2012 @ 7:22pm
Started back at the gym this week and now Im as sore as a port whore during fleet week

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Comment by Anonymous

VVV LMAO I think he was bench pressing with his mangina!

Comment by Anonymous

Only doing kegels? Or working out with a dildo instead of weights?

Comment by Anonymous

hahaha! what kind of gym to you go to???

Stalked on 01/04/2012 @ 6:28am
Why do porn stars tweet pics of their kids? Factory workers don't tweet pics of their on-the-job accidents

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Stalked on 12/27/2011 @ 3:11am
My career path is now going to be committing enough crimes so that the FBI asks for my help in preventing other crimes.

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Comment by Anonymous

That's so White Collar (:

Stalked on 11/27/2011 @ 5:07pm
Last night I was drunk and asked a cat if it could talk. It said, "Me? How?"

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Comment by Anonymous

This is older than my great grandma's cat!!!! So you're probably approaching 90 or your mind is. Either way, you suck ass!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Dumbass f**k!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

OLD!!!!! VVVVVVV AGREE!

Comment by Anonymous

People post things that are old all the time, but it's different when you post something LESS than a month old. So you sir deserve to get trolled! OLD!

Stalked on 11/27/2011 @ 3:22pm
When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys.

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Comment by Anonymous

nice quote from everybody love's raymond

Comment by Anonymous

You probably shit your pants!

Comment by Anonymous

lmfao to the comment below, probably true!!!! Can't stand this Southern fucker!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Or having a seizure.....

Stalked on 11/21/2011 @ 11:44am
Free speech is violence. Money is free speech. Corporations are people. Pizza is a vegetable.

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Comment by Anonymous

According to logic a corporation is a group of people

Stalked on 11/04/2011 @ 12:02pm
Go to google.com, type in "google gravity" and click I'm feeling lucky. It's so awesome!

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Comment by Anonymous

Google search... ' recursion '

Comment by Anonymous

Type in 'do a barrel roll' ... click search ... your welcome

Comment by Anonymous

Go to google.com type in , Askew , hit enter... leave it on your bosses computer

Comment by Anonymous

DROID bionic... worked in my stock browser set in 'classic' view... you have to touch the screen to set off the gravity tumble... cool effect to timebomb somebodies browser

Comment by Anonymous

worked in my cell browser too... Pretty cool.....

Comment by Anonymous

That's not true you just have to change your google search preferences and turn off auto suggest

Comment by Anonymous

Only works with Google Chrome...but it is pretty cool.

Stalked on 11/02/2011 @ 6:00pm
I was a relatively happy man until I recently discovered Justin Bieber owns a Batmobile. An actual freaking Batmobile.

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Comment by Anonymous

Some of you people are so jealous of Justin Beiber. I hope you all get raped by deformed inbreds.

Comment by Anonymous

I f**ked your mom.

Comment by Anonymous

You should do a bit more research next time. His Cadillac is just tinted with lights. If that's true, then my neighbor has a batmobile as well.

Comment by Anonymous

He's still a fag!

Comment by Anonymous

It's an custom cadillac cts sport with "batmobile" name on the grille & trunk elbum. That's all. Not a freaking batmobile dipshit.

Comment by Anonymous

lets hope the next thing he owns is a coffin

Comment by Anonymous

And soon...a mini van.

Stalked on 11/01/2011 @ 12:28pm
Taking my tripwire down now, it was a blast watching tick or treaters faceplant on my porch!

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Stalked on 10/28/2011 @ 1:34pm
If you're feeling dizzy, it's my fault. Was just on google maps spinning the globe around with that little hand.

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Stalked on 10/15/2011 @ 11:23am
Stepping on a scale before and after I use the bathroom is the best measurement for finding out how full of shit I am.

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Stalked on 10/11/2011 @ 7:55am
It's not that your fat, it's just that your clothes are trying to kill you.

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Comment by Anonymous

hahaha comment 1

Comment by Anonymous

vv hahaha yeah wrong form of you're

Comment by Anonymous

V V V LMMFAO!!!

Comment by Anonymous

It's not that YOU'RE stupid, but YOU'RE fucking retarded.

Stalked on 10/09/2011 @ 3:27am
Wow, as it turns out you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. Sending a big SORRY out to that lady at the Waffle House from this morning. I was just trying to help!

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Comment by Anonymous

Ha ha Love it..

Comment by Anonymous

when in doubt.. google before you whip out your noodle

Stalked on 09/28/2011 @ 5:16pm
When I hear "animal testing," I just think of a monkey filling out a Scantron sheet.

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Stalked on 08/21/2011 @ 8:52pm
Tickling your opponent is a surprisingly effective defense if you're in a fist fight.

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Comment by Anonymous

There's always gotta be a "gay" comment.....

Comment by Anonymous

It's also gay!

Stalked on 08/18/2011 @ 6:04am
I can drink beer faster than a hobo can count change!

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Comment by Anonymous

Keep drinking like that and you'll be a hobo someday as well.

Stalked on 08/11/2011 @ 7:25am
I'm drunk and thinking thoughts about things. Some of these things are unthinkable. Ever think thoughts about things like that?

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Stalked on 08/06/2011 @ 12:52am
Maybe the economy wouldn't seem so bad if we put happier pictures on money. Like George Washington on a jetski.

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Stalked on 07/31/2011 @ 2:47am
Raid should make suppositories for all the people with bugs up their asses.

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Stalked on 07/29/2011 @ 3:25am
I bet a Prius Transformer would convert into an emo robot who wears skinny jeans and a wallet chain.

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