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People post things that are old all the time, but it's different when you post something LESS than a month old. So you sir deserve to get trolled! OLD!

Stalked on 11/27/2011 @ 6:22am

When I dance, people think I'm looking for my keys.

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Comment by Suthernfukr

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Comment by Anonymous

lmfao to the comment below, probably true!!!! Can't stand this Southern fucker!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Or having a seizure.....

Stalked on 11/21/2011 @ 2:44am

Free speech is violence. Money is free speech. Corporations are people. Pizza is a vegetable.

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Comment by Anonymous

According to logic a corporation is a group of people

Stalked on 11/04/2011 @ 4:02am

Go to google.com, type in "google gravity" and click I'm feeling lucky. It's so awesome!

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Comment by Anonymous

Google search... ' recursion '

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Type in 'do a barrel roll' ... click search ... your welcome

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WESOME

Comment by Anonymous

Go to google.com type in , Askew , hit enter... leave it on your bosses computer

Comment by Anonymous

DROID bionic... worked in my stock browser set in 'classic' view... you have to touch the screen to set off the gravity tumble... cool effect to timebomb somebodies browser

Comment by Anonymous

epic

Comment by Anonymous

worked in my cell browser too... Pretty cool.....

Comment by Anonymous

That's not true you just have to change your google search preferences and turn off auto suggest

Comment by Anonymous

Only works with Google Chrome...but it is pretty cool.

Stalked on 11/02/2011 @ 10:00am

I was a relatively happy man until I recently discovered Justin Bieber owns a Batmobile. An actual freaking Batmobile.

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Comment by Anonymous

I f**ked your mom.

Comment by Anonymous

You should do a bit more research next time. His Cadillac is just tinted with lights. If that's true, then my neighbor has a batmobile as well.

Comment by Anonymous

He's still a fag!

Comment by Anonymous

It's an custom cadillac cts sport with "batmobile" name on the grille & trunk elbum. That's all. Not a freaking batmobile dipshit.

Comment by Anonymous

lets hope the next thing he owns is a coffin

Comment by Anonymous

And soon...a mini van.

Stalked on 11/01/2011 @ 4:28am

Taking my tripwire down now, it was a blast watching tick or treaters faceplant on my porch!

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Stalked on 10/28/2011 @ 4:34am

If you're feeling dizzy, it's my fault. Was just on google maps spinning the globe around with that little hand.

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Stalked on 10/15/2011 @ 2:23am

Stepping on a scale before and after I use the bathroom is the best measurement for finding out how full of shit I am.

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Stalked on 10/10/2011 @ 10:55pm

It's not that your fat, it's just that your clothes are trying to kill you.

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Comment by Anonymous

vv hahaha yeah wrong form of you're

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V V V LMMFAO!!!

Comment by Anonymous

It's not that YOU'RE stupid, but YOU'RE fucking retarded.

Stalked on 10/08/2011 @ 6:27pm

Wow, as it turns out you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. Sending a big SORRY out to that lady at the Waffle House from this morning. I was just trying to help!

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Comment by Anonymous

Not funny.

Comment by Anonymous

Ha ha Love it..

Comment by Anonymous

when in doubt.. google before you whip out your noodle

Stalked on 09/28/2011 @ 8:16am

When I hear "animal testing," I just think of a monkey filling out a Scantron sheet.

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