Stalked on 06/20/2012 @ 4:00pm
I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.

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Comment by Anonymous

vv Then roll out. vv

Comment by Anonymous

What if I'm confined to a wheel-chair..

Comment by Anonymous

You might be outstanding in dog shit,,,Wipe your fucking feet before you go back in the house, just to be on the safe side.

Comment by Anonymous

Look across the way... out in the pasture... it's me... I'm outstanding in my field

Stalked on 05/02/2012 @ 3:50pm
I dont post many status but when I do, I steal it from status stalker. Stay lazy my friend!

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Comment by Anonymous

copy-ass bitch- < copied from V : )

Comment by Anonymous

copy-ass bitch

Comment by Anonymous

I WANT TO FUCK ALL OF YOUR PETS

Comment by Anonymous

Yeah cause no one EVER reposts shit on here right?

Comment by Leah6666

more like last week!

Comment by Dilligaf13

...yeah I posted it...couldn't you wait at least a year?

Comment by Anonymous

This was already posted a month ago dumbshit

Stalked on 01/03/2012 @ 5:00am
Charles Barkley's head looks like an Angry Bird.

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Stalked on 12/29/2011 @ 7:36am
It's annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won't upgrade their WiFi.

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Comment by Anonymous

First world problems

Stalked on 11/14/2011 @ 6:40am
It's funny when people say, "Some people can't take a joke", but yet they can't take a joke themselves.

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Stalked on 11/11/2011 @ 8:46am
It doesn't matter where you're from. Somebody died so you could live. Think about that more than once today and thank a Veteran.

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Comment by Anonymous

fuck them all.. hahaha there dead..

Comment by Anonymous

SOMEBODY DIED SO THAT YOU COULD STILL DRIVE A FOSSIL FUEL POWERED VEHICLE AND KEEP PAYING FOR IT TROUGH YOUR NOSE

Comment by Anonymous

And thank you to the makers of MRE's and the lil heater inside that when put in a hole in the desert of Iraq gave me sexual pleasure.

Comment by Anonymous

For the comment who said you can't die by voulenteering at a fucking kitchen... Not with that attitude

Comment by Anonymous

To the long winded comment below...Veterans Day is a day to specifically acknowledge the sacrifice those serving our country have made. There are days set aside for teachers, attorneys, and such that you mentioned. The fact of the matter is that the days set aside for them are not so greatly celebrated as Veterans Day. I served my country over seas in a strange land to keep those who wish to take your freedoms away at bay. I pray to God that we never lose the freedoms we have in America. If it does happen it will be because of those who do not put a high enough price on what it takes to keep them. I appreciate all those who work in this country in all the various jobs that make America so great. Every job is important, but other than law enforcement, no other job has such had so many lose their life in service to others. I did not join the Army for my own good. The pay isn't great and the living conditions pretty much suck but I knew I was part of a much much bigger thing and I proudly endured all of it. Let's lift up our Military today... Veterans Day. We will lift up the teachers, lawyers, secretaries, and such on their given day. All gave some... some gave all!

Comment by Anonymous

Thanks for the people who appreciate a veterans sacrifice for country. If it wasn't for their sacrifices the puusy peace mongers wouldnt be able to complain. The Taliban and other terrorists groups do not care about life and peace. Especially yours you dumbass.

Comment by Anonymous

The difference is you don't put your life on the line dumbass! You can't die by volunteering at a fucking soup kitchen! Thanks to all the Veterans for keeping us safe.

Comment by Anonymous

This gave me goosebumps. Hoorahh

Comment by Anonymous

Contrary to what cynics WRITE and SPEAK and SPREAD, every American is BLESSED, to be represented by OUR BEST

Comment by Anonymous

To the ingnorarmous who wrote that long letter down below... If it weren't for the soldiers fighting for our country's freedom, you wouldn't have be able to write that letter... PERIOD! So... I will thank a SOLDIER today. I will thank everyone else some other time, but not today! HAPPY VETERANS DAY!!!

Comment by Anonymous

great comment below!!!! could not agree more!

Comment by Anonymous

Going to boot camp, being stationed in Belarus, and patrolling with a rifle isn't the only way to "serve our country". There are LOTS of means of not sitting back and enjoying this country's perks without strapping on a weapon. Teachers, civil rights leaders and attorneys, people who stand up to injustice, who work in soup kitchens, we have so many that sit back and enjoy the perks of this country but don't believe in serving in the military. Why do we associate "serving our country" with the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, or Coast Guard? Why not delivering mail in a hailstorm, or teaching kids in the ghetto, or giving free swimming lessons to those who can't afford it, or manning a remote lighthouse on the rocks of the Atlantic, or joining the Peace Corp, or Amigos de las Americas, or offering immigrants free language lessons, or by charging a lower rate to those who need it, over and over, or donating clothes, time, food...? There are so MANY ways to support our country, our freedoms and our rights WITHOUT brandishing a weapon, or by "defending" our country by killing tens of thousands of civilians. The military is a necessary evil. It likely always will be. But, it doesn't need to be 6 times the size of China's, or 10 times the budgets of England, France, Russia, Japan, Germany....that's nuts. To think otherwise, well, you've drunk the Kool-Aid. What rational human being would accept ANY industry where one company pays almost 1/2 of the budget and the rest of the world the other half?? If we had that much oil, we'd be golden. If we had 43% of Earth's ANYTHING, we'd be pretty well set. Well, except of 43% of a massive, massive, massive, bill. Service is service. Doesn't need to be part of the killing machine.

Comment by Anonymous

Who are the f**ktard commie bastards that gave this status a thumbs down. Eat a gangrene cock and die you pieces of shit!

Stalked on 11/11/2011 @ 4:00am
You can always tell just how angry someone is with you by how many websites your naked pics end up on.

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Comment by Anonymous

Why would you post your own naked pics?!? FREAK

Comment by Anonymous

Not necessarily. I usually post my own naked pics on websites.

Stalked on 10/15/2011 @ 3:48pm
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable "

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Stalked on 10/15/2011 @ 11:00am
Break into your enemy's home. Steal their remote control. Circle the block & keep changing the channel during their favorite shows.

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Comment by Anonymous

That's the ultimate torture...hahahaahahahahaha!!!

Stalked on 10/12/2011 @ 5:51pm
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.

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Comment by Anonymous

How could you not get this?

Comment by Anonymous

this really didnt need any explanation to the kid thats never used the phone to actually make a phone call...

Comment by Anonymous

It's making fun of holding music ppl have to listen to when they are on hold

Comment by Anonymous

I don't get it :(

Comment by Anonymous

Thanks! Got a lot of likes on this!

Stalked on 10/11/2011 @ 8:12am
Hey Amish person reading this: Busted.

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Stalked on 09/19/2011 @ 12:05pm
Try saying 'Mmmmm' for ten seconds whilst holding your nose, like if you failed.

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Stalked on 08/21/2011 @ 3:30am
Making tomorrow's hangover totally worth it tonight.

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Stalked on 08/18/2011 @ 5:06am
Some of the best and worst lies I've ever told are excuses for why I'm late.

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Stalked on 08/16/2011 @ 10:02am
Love is a lot like magic, both are fake and there's always some asshole trying to ruin the illusion for you.

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Comment by Anonymous

are you the asshole ruining the illusion by calling love fake?

Comment by Spartanc24

your just miserable cause you cant find any love

Stalked on 08/16/2011 @ 8:56am
I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.

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Stalked on 08/15/2011 @ 8:13am
Roses are red. Facebook is blue. No mutual friends. So who the hell are you?

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Stalked on 08/13/2011 @ 11:39pm
If i text or call you after 1 am ignore it, I'm drunk.

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Stalked on 08/09/2011 @ 2:04am
I wish I could have as much fun making money as I do spending it.

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Stalked on 08/08/2011 @ 7:05am
You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook.

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm doing it right now!

Comment by Geeznuts

I don't know why everybody thumb'ed up on this... you know you do it too!

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