Stalked on 03/02/2012 @ 11:16pm
Why the Hell is there a goat on the top of this Website?

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Comment by Anonymous

suthernfukr has nothing better to do!

Comment by Anonymous

Why ARE You reading the comments ? vvv (I don't see anybody mentioning your name)

Comment by Anonymous

Lmfao at 2cd comment, and that suthernfukr reads all the comments just to see if he is mentioned lol. what a loser

Comment by Anonymous

lol @ 2nd commenter hahahahahaha

Comment by Suthernfukr

Still riding these nuts!

Comment by Anonymous

Nah... that's Southerfukr.

Comment by Anonymous

He's obviously the founder of this website! Duh

Stalked on 02/28/2012 @ 4:10pm
The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow.

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Stalked on 02/28/2012 @ 8:23am
I'm drinking in celebration of St. Patrick's Day. I know it's a long way away but it's never too early to get a head-start.

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Comment by Nataliee254

Why the hell do you care seriously. Enjoy reading and screw the f off

Comment by Anonymous

*squints* Not sure if Suthernfukr using another account or another Suthernfukr.

Stalked on 02/26/2012 @ 6:31am
The more you know, the less you need to say.

Epic(5)
Stalked on 02/20/2012 @ 11:48pm
Instead of Prozac, I think doctors should write prescriptions for puppies.

Get a Life(6)
Comment by Anonymous

1st guy is a dipshit.... no big deal... but the 2nd guy... oh my god!! I hope he's not outdoors driving a car or something else that requires a brain!!! (Please lord don't let him have babies)

Comment by Anonymous

Yeah, so you can wedge it's tiny little head under your car tire and run it over. Very therapeutic.

Comment by Anonymous

Lmao 1st guy is a dipshit!

Comment by Anonymous

I have puppies and I'm fine, but then again, I'm not crazy, like most of you!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Dumbass didn't get it, just delete it and start over, lol

Comment by Anonymous

Um, if you get meds for puppies, you'll get good calming meds, you obviously missed the whole point....dumbass!!!

Comment by Anonymous

that is dumb because it takes a lot of patience to raise a puppy, doing this is not for someone who is on the edge because the puppy will put you there even if you are fine

Stalked on 02/20/2012 @ 5:10pm
Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails. (for those who vote thumbs down....I wonder how many of you have ever contributed to Status Stalker?)

Get a Life(16)
Comment by Anonymous

this shit ain't worth contributing either, whiner!

Comment by Anonymous

If this is the best status you have, maybe you shouldn't contribute either.

Comment by Anonymous

I only voted thumbs up because I felt sorry for you...

Comment by Anonymous

I've contributed, but this one is freaking old, I'm guessing you're into recycling!!!!

Comment by Lamp

I (try) contributing stuff on here- Generally my original statuses that get like 30 likes, but they never actually make it onto this feed for some stupid reason.

Comment by Anonymous

I voted thumbs down because Planet molests children.

Comment by Anonymous

Our contribution is voting down shit like this.

Comment by Anonymous

VV agree with the guy below me, quit being a whiney little bitch

Comment by Anonymous

Not original this did the rounds years ago. And a thumbs down for whining. Suck it up.

Comment by Planet

oh...not whining, just wondering how many of you actually contribute anything here. All my contributions here are original ( not stolen or modified)... Planet

Comment by Anonymous

it took a while for mine to be posted... but if you re-submit more than once they will accept it. And i dont mean everyday either. do it a few times if you really want your status posted

Comment by Anonymous

I gave you a thumbs down.......just for being a whiner

Comment by Anonymous

there are a lot of comments I have seen where people have tried to contribute on this site but their posts never get published...

Stalked on 02/19/2012 @ 10:34pm
If your life ever seems boring just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space.

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Stalked on 02/12/2012 @ 9:10pm
I look forward to the day when people will only know Cancer as a Zodiac sign

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Comment by Anonymous

To the insensitive douchebags that disliked this go f--k yourself u have no purpose living I hope someone kicks the sh-t out of you people for a long period of time

Comment by Anonymous

Love this!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Being a cancer patient, I thank you for this status...

Comment by Anonymous

I look forward to the day when people will only know Cancer as a Zodiac sign

Comment by Anonymous

and get rabies.

Comment by Anonymous

No Hope they get cancer and die a slow painful death.

Comment by Anonymous

I hope that person that didn't like this gets raped up the butt.

Stalked on 01/30/2012 @ 12:14am
Life's a roller-coaster. Forget the downs; the ups are full of magnificent, fun, exhilarating moments which will make the ride all worthwhile.

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Comment by Anonymous

Going up is the slow part, not the exhilarating part. :-/

Comment by Anonymous

i hate roller coasters. should i kill myself?

Comment by Anonymous

going down in the best part of the roller coaster....stupid

Comment by Anonymous

people who post shit like this make me want to ignore their posts. its like all of a sudden all of my friends are f**king philosophers...

Stalked on 01/20/2012 @ 8:55pm
When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.

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Comment by Anonymous

Duuhhhhhhh it doesn't take Einstein to figure that out

Comment by Anonymous

If nothing else, it opens your eyes.

Stalked on 01/15/2012 @ 10:08am
I have sexdaily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk

Epic(17)
Stalked on 01/07/2012 @ 10:13pm
The best revenge is to be successful. It is to stay strong and move forward in life; never stopping, never giving up, never take a step back

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Stalked on 01/06/2012 @ 7:52am
I love how I hate you.

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Stalked on 01/04/2012 @ 6:21am
Before you make up your mind, open it.

Win(7)
Comment by Anonymous

JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CHOKE ON MY COCK

Comment by Anonymous

If you open your mind too much, your brain might fall out.

Comment by Anonymous

It's always the weird ones who tell people to open their minds.

Stalked on 01/03/2012 @ 2:34am
Ladies- it's important to have a man that: 1) Rocks in bed 2) Buys you stuff 3) Compliments you 4) The above 3 men don't know each other.

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Comment by Anonymous

Lmao the comment below

Comment by Anonymous

Guys, it's important to find a woman that's not : 1) shallow 2) gold digging 3) needy w/ daddy issues 4) isn't a complete and total whore

Stalked on 01/01/2012 @ 5:48am
Textaphrenia is a Text message illness which make you think that a text message has arrived when it hasn't.

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Stalked on 01/01/2012 @ 12:59am
The odds that you'd ever exist were 1 in 10^2685000. You are a miracle - and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Comment by Anonymous

How can you do the math on this?

Stalked on 01/01/2012 @ 12:45am
Stop, I'm hammered time!

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Stalked on 01/01/2012 @ 12:43am
You know you're old when you don't care how loud your farts are..

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Comment by Anonymous

1st comment; because I'm not the one who wrote it

Comment by Anonymous

If that's true... I've been old since I was 6!

Stalked on 12/31/2011 @ 7:04am
I'm going to open a gym this new year and call it 'Resolutions' For the first two weeks its a gym, for the rest of the year it becomes a bar

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Comment by Anonymous

after i finish my load in your mom il go work out then :)

Comment by Anonymous

Totally just stole this one. Love it.

Comment by Anonymous

Pretty good idea

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