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Stalked on 01/15/2013 @ 5:40pm
You only live once, so don't forget to spend at least 8 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers.

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Stalked on 05/21/2012 @ 5:35pm
Together we can stop bathroom mirror profile pictures.

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Comment by Anonymous

Such a stupid thing to do; bathroom profile pics.

Comment by Anonymous

I will never fucking understand it. And people are all shy about having to take a shit? Yet they go into their disgusting bathroom and take a pic, with the phone showing and all.

Comment by Anonymous

VHahaha

Comment by Anonymous

It'll never happen, there are too many idiots doing it!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Agreed!

Stalked on 05/17/2012 @ 12:11pm
If I'd known our TV viewing habits were so incompatible, I never would have let things go so far.

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Stalked on 12/13/2010 @ 9:44pm
I replaced all the songs on my GF's Ipod with techno Christmas songs. She has called me at least 12 times. She's super pissed.

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Comment by Anonymous

To who ever posted this that is flippin amazing! I could not stop laughing at that, I think I shall add this to my arsenal of tricks

Comment by Anonymous

To who ever posted this that is flippin amazing! I could not stop laughing at that, I think I shall add this to my arsenal of tricks

Stalked on 12/11/2010 @ 7:32am
Going to learn CPR today! One step closer to being a superhero!

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Comment by Anonymous

S T U P I D

Stalked on 11/16/2010 @ 10:36pm
Waldo probably hides because he's behind on his child support payments.

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Stalked on 11/06/2010 @ 3:18pm
You know that public education is failing when high school seniors think London is its own country

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Comment by Anonymous

when they think africa is a country lol

Comment by Anonymous

The only English cities I could name would be London and Narnia

Comment by Anonymous

It's not!? Whattt?

Stalked on 11/06/2010 @ 7:34am
Immediately updating your relationship status on Facebook after a fight for the 10th time this week is annoying, cut it out.

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Stalked on 11/05/2010 @ 7:21am
Someone from Facebook Design should write about why they made the news feed font smaller. I just want to understand why.

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Comment by Anonymous

smaller font you can see more in ur news feed.. i think thats why

Comment by Anonymous

ctrl mousewheel up FTW

Stalked on 10/29/2010 @ 5:26pm
If love is a battlefield than my bedroom is Switzerland.

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Stalked on 10/29/2010 @ 5:19am
just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren't home. So from now on, I'm at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile

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Comment by Bdbrackett

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Comment by Anonymous

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :) I see you b***h

Comment by Anonymous

So your status message should read: Come by for a window game of peek-ah-POW!

Stalked on 10/28/2010 @ 6:30pm
The world's gross. Stop rubbing your eyes

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Comment by Anonymous

Someone should invent eye sanitizer!

Comment by Lantern1404

A little lame!

Stalked on 08/23/2010 @ 11:26pm
The only thing I hate about having a phone is when people call.

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Stalked on 08/23/2010 @ 5:11pm
Dear reply-to-all sender, we obviously have a mutual friend here and even though I've never met you, I hate you already.

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Stalked on 08/23/2010 @ 4:50pm
I have an iphone, I don't need friends.

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Comment by Anonymous

thats sad

Stalked on 08/22/2010 @ 7:12pm
I need a GPS that communicates to me in simpler way. For example: - This way - That way - The other right

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Stalked on 08/22/2010 @ 6:53am
I hope Facebook Places doesn't kill Foursquare. It took me a long time to become mayor of my neighbor's bathtub.

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Stalked on 08/22/2010 @ 3:53am
"Who's this? I got a new phone" means "I deleted your number because I don't care to talk to you."

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Stalked on 08/21/2010 @ 6:30pm
"I just had the most productive several hours of my life! And I owe it all to you, Twitter!!!" Said no one ever.

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Stalked on 08/21/2010 @ 5:52pm
whats this bullshit that pandora is telling me that ive gone over my free music listening privileges for the month and now I have to pay a fee to listen some more?!?! this is America! And in America, Pandora should be free no matter how much you use it!

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