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Posted 2011-02-08T03:08:52+01:00
My inbox is overflowing with a thousand plus emails plus. Looks like it's time to sign up for a new one.

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Comment by Missmorgan

I did that last year!!

Posted 2011-02-08T01:26:16+01:00
I get the feeling that I need coffee more than coffee will ever need me..

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Posted 2011-02-08T01:07:33+01:00
Sometimes I think NASA is making shit up just to see if anyone's listening.

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Posted 2011-02-08T00:52:52+01:00
Got a BIG night planned tonight for my computer and I.

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Posted 2011-02-08T00:49:44+01:00
Why does every wireless provider say that they have the best, fastest, most covered 4G network? Someone's lying.

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Posted 2011-02-08T00:47:51+01:00
I have never used a coupon in my life

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Comment by Anonymous

thats cool......but the status isn't

Posted 2011-02-08T00:41:07+01:00
When I really like a girl, I take her home to meet my parents so she understands why I can never get married.

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Comment by Anonymous

Amen.

Posted 2011-02-08T00:37:46+01:00
Since it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile, you can help someone trying to lose weight by making fun of them.

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Posted 2011-02-08T00:36:57+01:00
Facebook is only good for one thing: remembering birthdays.

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Comment by Anonymous

Not true... I posted my birthday to an incorrect date.. then to the the date after that and people kept wishing me a happy birthday 2 days in a row! Ha

Posted 2011-02-07T22:04:10+01:00
"Lolz" Shouldnt be used by a guy

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Posted 2011-02-07T21:32:07+01:00
I only give my pets names that would also be good passwords.

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Posted 2011-02-07T19:03:20+01:00
Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?

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Comment by Anonymous

dmv clerk

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Unemployment pays

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Gym teacher.

Posted 2011-02-07T18:56:41+01:00
Let my grandma listen to some sick fist pump music the other day. She said it sounded like crazy robot farts.

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Posted 2011-02-07T16:42:32+01:00
So now that the game is over, you fellas should probably check your wallet to see what credit card your girl maxed out in the last 4 hours.

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Posted 2011-02-07T15:47:03+01:00
If dunk texting were a degree I'd have my masters by now.

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Comment by Anonymous

This guys a dumb ass....

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Dunk?...someone's drunk posting

Posted by Dbo185 2011-02-07T13:42:21+01:00
If I ever mess anything up I am just gonna say--"its not like I sung the national anthem wrong in front of the whole world or something"

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Posted 2011-02-07T04:14:57+01:00
I bet Ben Roethlisberger is bummed he couldn't force that win in.

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Posted 2011-02-07T04:14:03+01:00
The real winner here is obviously the color yellow

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Posted 2011-02-07T03:28:05+01:00
Kanye, the Superbowl Halftime Show was probably the best opportunity for you to legitimately interrupt something and not be hated by the entire country the fllowing day. Way to miss your chance at redemption..

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Comment by Anonymous

SO funny and SO true!

Posted 2011-02-07T02:26:37+01:00
Patrick Swayze is cussing in heaven right now.

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