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My motto is "go big or go home." I just got home.
Why would you try to avoid risks in life? To make it safely to death?
Sitting here watching CNN & I like whats going in Egypt, let it be a lesson to other governments to never bite the hand that feeds you..
If mob rule was "a democracy," then Justin Bieber would be president of the world.
Guys, if you really want her to stop complaining about the toilet seat being up, pee with it down a few times.
5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette
Did you know you could tag people on Facebook in pictures they’re NOT EVEN IN?!
I think Valentine's Day is bullshit, but I still want something.
The world's just a big Comedy Sitcom and God is sitting on his couch just watching and laughing his ass off.
If swimming is great exercise, explain whales to me
About a million Egyptians are gonna wake up in the morning, hungover thinking "The guys with the guns are in charge now! Wait, What?
I need a new lease on life but I can't afford the security deposit.
No facebook, I wanna know what's on your mind!
Hmmm. Egypt's people protested and forced their president to resign...what's everyone doing this weekend???
I hate you cheetos . You ruined all my good jeans .
My mom used to always call me a smart-ass, so I got an algebraic equation tattooed on my rear end. Take that, Mom!
My one night stands contain the least amount of standing as possible.
Don't make me go all Kung Fu Panda on your ass!!
Mubarak is pulling a Favre
I can't stop staring at my new iphone, it's just so beautiful..
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