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Posted 2011-02-12T00:48:31+01:00
My motto is "go big or go home." I just got home.

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Posted 2011-02-11T22:39:56+01:00
Why would you try to avoid risks in life? To make it safely to death?

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Posted 2011-02-11T22:03:29+01:00
Sitting here watching CNN & I like whats going in Egypt, let it be a lesson to other governments to never bite the hand that feeds you..

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Comment by Anonymous

Fox News is WAY better!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

and I ain't no Jew!!

Comment by Anonymous

To the ppl who disliked it u must be jews b***hsssss

Posted 2011-02-11T21:42:30+01:00
If mob rule was "a democracy," then Justin Bieber would be president of the world.

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Posted 2011-02-11T21:40:53+01:00
Guys, if you really want her to stop complaining about the toilet seat being up, pee with it down a few times.

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Posted 2011-02-11T21:39:55+01:00
5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette

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Posted 2011-02-11T21:26:56+01:00
Did you know you could tag people on Facebook in pictures they’re NOT EVEN IN?!

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Posted 2011-02-11T21:25:34+01:00
I think Valentine's Day is bullshit, but I still want something.

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Posted 2011-02-11T20:45:50+01:00
The world's just a big Comedy Sitcom and God is sitting on his couch just watching and laughing his ass off.

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Posted by Bevinb 2011-02-11T19:42:46+01:00
If swimming is great exercise, explain whales to me

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Comment by Anonymous

Just imagine whales WITHOUT swimming..... ;-)

Comment by Anonymous

Because whales are made of fat

Comment by Anonymous

I don't get it..

Posted 2011-02-11T19:40:34+01:00
About a million Egyptians are gonna wake up in the morning, hungover thinking "The guys with the guns are in charge now! Wait, What?

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Posted 2011-02-11T19:31:58+01:00
I need a new lease on life but I can't afford the security deposit.

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Posted 2011-02-11T18:58:34+01:00
No facebook, I wanna know what's on your mind!

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Posted 2011-02-11T18:31:39+01:00
Hmmm. Egypt's people protested and forced their president to resign...what's everyone doing this weekend???

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Comment by Anonymous

so bush was...?

Comment by Anonymous

He hasn't changed anything since he's been in office!!! He needs to go..

Comment by Anonymous

the problem isn't the color of his skin, its the fact he is a piece of shit communist!

Comment by Anonymous

HAHAHA~~ Awesome!

Comment by Anonymous

"aren't ready" for a black president, your a jackass!

Comment by Anonymous

Or maybe one of those people who "aren't ready" to become a socialist republic...

Comment by Anonymous

Must be one of those people who "aren't ready" for a black president.

Posted by Voodoochild 2011-02-11T16:23:34+01:00
I hate you cheetos . You ruined all my good jeans .

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Posted 2011-02-11T16:19:04+01:00
My mom used to always call me a smart-ass, so I got an algebraic equation tattooed on my rear end. Take that, Mom!

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Posted 2011-02-11T06:56:32+01:00
My one night stands contain the least amount of standing as possible.

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Posted 2011-02-11T06:54:12+01:00
Don't make me go all Kung Fu Panda on your ass!!

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Posted 2011-02-11T06:45:39+01:00
Mubarak is pulling a Favre

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Comment by Anonymous

In his speech last night he was supposed to retire and then said he wasn't going to retire----this is for the person who left the first comment. He will really be pulling a Favre if now that he has resigns, tomorrow he decides to take over again

Comment by Megs

I don't get it?

Posted 2011-02-11T06:44:53+01:00
I can't stop staring at my new iphone, it's just so beautiful..

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