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2011-03-06T20:45:23+01:00 I never give the wrong answer; sometimes I am simply asked the wrong question.
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2011-03-06T20:43:17+01:00 Note to self: Never make a sarcastic remark to someone who is really angry, unless you're prepared to run like hell.
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2011-03-06T20:08:07+01:00 Whenever I don't hear from someone in a while I think, "Oh, shit. They found out."
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2011-03-06T18:12:07+01:00 I don't know all the state capitals, but I can recite "Dumb and Dumber" word for word.
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2011-03-06T16:55:39+01:00 Student loans are the ultimate pyramid scheme.
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2011-03-06T16:54:24+01:00 World Population: 1) China 2) India 3) FACEBOOK 4) United States 5) Indonesia 6) Brazil 7) TWITTER
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2011-03-06T16:52:32+01:00 You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
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2011-03-06T16:49:30+01:00 Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."
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2011-03-06T16:48:00+01:00 I think self checkout was invented by a guy who had to buy tampons
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2011-03-06T03:10:23+01:00 Time sure does fly when I'm throwing my alarm clock across the room.
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2011-03-06T03:00:42+01:00 U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one Fish cant Drown.
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2011-03-06T02:57:23+01:00 I'm having one of those dancing roadside Statues of Liberty do my taxes.
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2011-03-06T02:56:25+01:00 One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you cant say out loud.
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2011-03-06T02:52:30+01:00 Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn't always write.
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2011-03-05T23:49:13+01:00 I've decided to get rid of my bad habits...just as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
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2011-03-05T23:46:31+01:00 How do some people manage to sit on it and talk out of it at the same time?
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2011-03-05T23:43:58+01:00 Ever feel about as useful as a white crayon?
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2011-03-05T23:42:07+01:00 I am not a mind reader...Please adjust your communication skills accordingly.
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Boschboy 2011-03-05T22:08:04+01:00 Move over Weight Watchers, there is a new way to lose weight...It's the "I can't afford to buy groceries to feed myself because I just filled my gas tank" diet.
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Tchangles 2011-03-05T07:33:28+01:00 I can never have one capri sun and be satisfied... I always gotta have 2 or 3
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