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Posted 2013-05-13T16:36:20+02:00
I hate Lady Gaga more and more each time autocorrect changes haha on my phone.

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Posted 2013-05-13T16:33:01+02:00
Lol at birds that walk places.

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Comment by Anonymous

This is soooo pathetic as much as below comments

Comment by Anonymous

Wow...good one.

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V BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comment by Anonymous

Your mom already did you hick

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Commenter #2, why don't you suck the fun out of my cock, you fuckin' cry baby?

Comment by Anonymous

"Lol" at people who suck the fun out of everything. v

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"Lol," at people that don't know that some birds are flightless.

Posted 2013-05-13T16:32:49+02:00
Some days I hate getting up for work, but then I think oh well, only another 40 years to go, and that always cheers me up.

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Posted 2013-05-13T16:26:24+02:00
I have a new stress-relieving technique. Take a deep breath. Now hold it until you die. If you do that, I'll be a lot less stressed out.

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Comment by Anonymous

And yet u still live

Comment by Anonymous

You will only pass out. You cannot die from holding your breath, moron.

Posted 2013-05-13T16:25:03+02:00
Today is National I Don't Feel Like Doing Shit Day. Celebrate accordingly.

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Posted 2013-05-13T16:22:54+02:00
Forgetting which pocket your car keys is in can result in the macarena

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Posted 2013-05-13T16:22:31+02:00
When someone invites you to their wedding, don't tell then you "can't go, but you will go to the next one." Apparently it's rude.

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Comment by Anonymous

The goat needs to start screening for proper fucking grammar! Missing punctuation; can ruin: a good [joke]!

Posted 2013-05-13T16:21:17+02:00
Command respect by your actions rather than demanding it with your words.

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Comment by Anonymous

Well, get on your knees when I tell you and then maybe you'll find my actions very rewarding.

Posted 2013-05-12T18:40:31+02:00
Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there. Not sure where we would be without you but it obviously wouldn't be here..

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Posted 2013-05-12T17:26:04+02:00
Hey babe, one night with me and you will be celebrated to this time next year.

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Comment by Anonymous

You'll be celebrating with your hand...

Posted 2013-05-12T14:37:48+02:00
Status stalker: the place where assholes can make stupid comments & not get punched in the face!!

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Comment by Anonymous

Isn't this anywhere on the Internet...

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Status Stalker: The place where liberal pussies go to read comments and get offended because they are dumb cunts.

Posted 2013-05-12T09:00:39+02:00
"Being an adult really is worth my time and effort." -no one ever

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Posted 2013-05-12T04:28:24+02:00
If you watch a Harlem Shake backwards, it's about a guy that parties longer than the rest.

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Posted 2013-05-12T04:24:08+02:00
The show "American Pickers" should be called "Finding Hoarders"

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Comment by Anonymous

The two shows probably refer each other.

Comment by Anonymous

You just copied the idea below and changed a couple words. Lame!

Posted by Rollincool 2013-05-12T02:57:30+02:00
If Hollywood keeps remaking movies from the 80s why haven't I seen ANYTHING about a Ghostbusters remake. Get your head out of your ass Hollywood!

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Comment by Anonymous

One does not simply remake Ghostbusters.

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Karate kid and Robocop Re post production, talk is nice but want a remake of the original.

Comment by Anonymous

And by "remake", you mean "sequel". Still in the planning stages.

Comment by Anonymous

You must not really look into it. They've been talking about a Ghostbusters remake for at least 5 years. The only person not on board is Bill Murray.

Posted 2013-05-11T18:39:35+02:00
If I shave my legs for plans that you end up cancelling, I will come over to your house and make you feel how soft they are.

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Comment by Anonymous

Wow what a loser VVVV to last comment

Comment by Anonymous

If I wash my ass and you don't eat it out, I will make you put your cock inside it and ride it until you cum. It is only fair.

Comment by Anonymous

Calm down dude. No need to shave your legs, you don't swim faster with less body hair.

Posted 2013-05-11T18:37:48+02:00
Some days I just wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Comment by Anonymous

Or grab 8 titties

Comment by Anonymous

This is brilliant. (⌣́_⌣̀)• »Ѕσяяソ« • about the uneducated idiot with a foul mouth below glad u ignored it

Comment by Anonymous

V he could do that with one cock v

Comment by Anonymous

everyday, I wish you were an octopus with 8 cocks so that you could go fuck yourself 8 times a day.

Posted 2013-05-11T18:36:33+02:00
The only difference between a collector and a hoarder is the station the show is on.

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Comment by Anonymous

2nd commentor, are you high or is English your 3rd or 4th language?

Comment by Anonymous

Out not our • »вιρ« •

Comment by Anonymous

Pathetic comment below. You can always tell its a child because they think they so naughty coming our with swear or sexually orientated words. You just have to blame their parents for having a sexual offender mind

Comment by Anonymous

the only difference between your mom and a whore is that....shit, never mind. There isn't a difference.

Posted 2013-05-11T18:32:25+02:00
Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them.

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Comment by Anonymous

proofread shit for brains

Comment by Anonymous

eveyone love to see your mom get a load in her ass, but that doesn't make her loved.

Posted 2013-05-11T18:27:44+02:00
There are probably a bunch of awesome hidden bookcase doors in the Playboy mansion but let's not kid ourselves they've never been found.

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