fuck your girl in my new wip now her pussy got the new car smell
Ha ha ha this is so funny you all know this is for fun just relax
Why do women have cunts? So men will talk to them.
So apparently no one can take joke.. lol to all the losers who have no life and comments nasty things about JOKE.
It's for the money shot...here...let me show you.
That's were women are suppose to preform CPR : )
so they can be open minded. duh!
I thought men enjoyed putting their faces in chum buckets and getting all stinky.
yeah, this is stupid. the hole is actually so men can PISS, you stupid ass bitch.
You should never surf with a woman, a shark can smell blood from a mile away and women bleed 3 months out of the year, their cunts are like ready serve chum buckets, no wonder soul surfer only had one arm
I guess we now know then why you have a hole in your vagina...
girls are really stupid
hahahaha vv
Alisa your starting to remind us of that whore Leah6666 dont be like that girl.. lol
that was fuken retarded
Nope, so they can pee
Leah you're ALWAYSSSSSSSSSS commeting on errrthaanggg. Get a life, please? LOL
It's not forfeiting. When you argue with people on the Internet and trying to win it it's like running a race in the Special Olympics, you're both retards...wait
That's called forfeiting, not winning.
That's called forfeiting, not winning.
I'm not telling you to give me a blowjob...I'm just politely asking you to occasionally perform the activity.
Keep it up work your way up to taking his stapler and moving his pictures around or something
v Congrats... Good for you! Your mom was an even bigger hit for my dick though.
This status was a Big hit on my Facebook!!! Gracias to whomever submitted it.
I just farted!
AWESOME
Some people REALLY need to be led by the hand. Wow. lol
Some people REALLY need to be led by the hand. Wow. lol
Some people REALLY need to be led by the hand. Wow. lol
I do not understand this? Is it what I think it means; to keep scrolling down because you really do have nothing to say or is it some kind of sick joke?
Bahahhahahaha
best status on this page
It's never too soon!
It's never too soon!
below me #tosoonbro
That's what Trayvon Martin used to sing while eating Skittles!
v So funny that when you drop your pants girls laugh.
LLLLLLLAAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLZZZZZZZ LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THHHHHHHHHHATTTTTTTTTT ISSSSSSSS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!LO!LO!LO!LO!L!OL!O!LO!L!OL!OL!O!LO!LO!L!OL I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HIGH_LARIOUS THAT JOKE YOU JUST MADE RIGHT THERE IS. not LLLLLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLL I'M SOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
You were alive then I'm guessing" vv
Henry Ford said that in 1907!
Does that mean you're ugly too?
@Leah - How can you come up with something more retarded than that? It looks like you just did... Stupid cunt. You must be ugly as fuck for a girl to be on this site. Get a life.
Oh.... btw Mostdopee, can you swing by my house later? I need you to tell me if this rag smells like chloroform.
lmao @ hairy imbred sloth....... you win this round cuz I cant stop laughing....how can i possibly come up with something more retarded than that.
hahahaa
Wait, are you guys fighting on the Internet? Gotta go get my popcorn!
My job is too piss you off and i guess i'm doing it pretty well!!!!! muahahahhaaaaaa
No MostDouchey, I mean Dopee. You got it all wrong, Your'e mistaking me for your mom.
I bet Leah is another crack induced whore. With three kids on her hip looking for shits and giggles on statusstalker cause her life is lack luster.
I bet Leah has a penis.
Leah, how tight is your vagina? Can I touch it?
Mostdopee, I think you so stupid.
To bad your parents didn't feel the same way after watching Children of the Corn!
trojan is going to be making a killing off me. baby boom!
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This is so fucken old.