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Posted 2013-05-22T18:34:54+02:00
Somewhere in America, the 2040 President of the United States just took a selfie.

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Comment by Anonymous

Just in case the first commenter didn't read comments 3, 4, & 5: You're an idiot. That is all.

Comment by Anonymous

I'm pretty sure they meant the year 2040, idiot who commented first needs to learn how to read.

Comment by Anonymous

he may like politics and math, but clearly didnt care to much about english class. It says 2040 president not the 2040th president.

Comment by Anonymous

hey first dumb ass that opened you're big ass mouth without thinking, they were talking about the year 2040

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vvv Really likes politics and math..

Comment by Anonymous

Uh...try a smaller number, dipshit. We are only on our 44th President. Let's just say, for sake of arguement, that each one of our next Presidents is only a one term President, it would be 7984 years before we had the 2040th President. They aren't even close to being alive yet, dumb ass.

Posted by Try2stopme 2013-05-22T17:13:35+02:00
Marriage is grand; divorce, a hundred grand.

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Posted 2013-05-22T17:12:36+02:00
Really had my heart set on waking up rich today.

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Comment by Anonymous

V try pulling that tampon out of ur ass vv

Comment by Anonymous

Try doing something to earn it.

Posted 2013-05-22T14:27:45+02:00
"Okay class, today we are going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court. And when I say a colour, you run to the left side of the court. Got it?" "Got it." "Okay... Ready, set... ORANGE!"

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Comment by Anonymous

Ready, set, so weak!!!

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ready ,set,stfu if u dont like it

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Ready, set...DON'T LAUGH!

Posted 2013-05-22T06:19:35+02:00
The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!

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Posted 2013-05-22T06:18:52+02:00
Look, it's not you.... Its DiGiorno

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Posted 2013-05-22T06:18:06+02:00
Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was "reduced fat" so basically it was like going to the gym.

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Comment by Anonymous

vv Teletubbies are gay. So I hope you butt fags like anal vv

Comment by Anonymous

The green Teletubbie has a dildo on its head. So, maybe the OP liked getting worked over by a Teletubbie.

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You just masturbated to the Teletubbies. So basically, it was like child pornography.

Posted 2013-05-22T03:06:17+02:00
I'm in the awkward time period between not wanting to have pants on, and having to wait for the pizza guy right now...

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Posted 2013-05-21T21:46:04+02:00
Regardless of how much time you think you waste, just know that someone created a very detailed Wikipedia page for Grumpy Cat.

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Comment by Anonymous

Really? I thought it was fucking her sister...

Posted 2013-05-21T21:35:00+02:00
Mosquitoes: giving you a reason to slap people in the face since the start of mankind.

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Posted 2013-05-21T21:21:51+02:00
Didn't wake up in a new Bugatti. Tomorrows a new day though. Never lose faith. Never give up.

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Comment by Anonymous

I know this shit is old cuz I stole it from here 2 weeks ago. wtf

Posted 2013-05-21T21:20:06+02:00
My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me. Assholes

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Posted 2013-05-21T21:17:59+02:00
Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't.

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Posted 2013-05-21T21:05:08+02:00
Every time you hear a Pitbull song, you lose 2 days off your life expectancy.

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Comment by Anonymous

As previously posted: Pitbull is like the .001% of germs that can't be killed. If you think that's music, you have larger problems.

Comment by Anonymous

Lol did someone really comment saying pitbull "makes" good music?? No he raps over tracks that he steals from other producers.. You're a moron if you find him talented

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PitBull makes good music. You are clearly a classless dipshit

Posted 2013-05-21T20:13:19+02:00
Be more spontaneous, combust.

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:59:22+02:00
I've been waiting to say "Xbox, Show Fantasy" my entire life, but fantasy sports wasn't what I had in mind.

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:58:20+02:00
This world is not going to make any progress until we stop perpetuating the belief that "paper" beats "rock."

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:46:11+02:00
This XBox One demo should also explain how to best quit your job, break up with your girlfriend and heal bedsores.

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:43:29+02:00
SLEEP IN OR DIE TRYING

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:31:54+02:00
If you are ever having trouble on a test, just write "Jesus" for the answer because Jesus is always the answer.

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Comment by Anonymous

That bottom comment took this waaaayyyy to serious.

Comment by Anonymous

the answer is Google the real answer is 22 conspirist answer with chuck Norris/ Obama (same people) the real answer is ORANGE SODA. cause who loves orange soda....Answer answered # we jst figured out blues clues!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

VV bitter much? so much venom for something that you say does not exist. Do you get that mad about ghost or big foot hunters too? I personally am pissed about kids that believe in the tooth fairy because that really ruins my life

Comment by Anonymous

Fucking stupid! Who the fuck is jesus? Oh ya, Oh ya, he's the dude that everyone prays to AFTER a tragedy. Where was your "jesus" before the tragedy? Oh ya, he was planning the tragedy that everyone would pray for afterwards. People are fucked up that believe in god!!


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