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Posted 2016-01-08T08:57:54-07:00
Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas.

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Posted 2016-01-08T08:21:34-07:00
You take 100 selfies & choose the hottest one. How you gonna roll like that when you be looking like the other 99 in person!

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Posted 2016-01-03T20:44:08-07:00
If Kanye West does run for president in 2020 then I give up on America. It's bad enough Trump is running for president but I really can't stand the thought of Kim Kardashian being our first lady.

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Comment by Anonymous

Like their marriage is going to last until 2020. Puh-leeze!

Posted 2016-01-01T10:42:36-07:00
Thumbs up if you're Team iPhone. Thumbs down if you're Team Android.

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Comment by Anonymous

Well that was a simple survey to prove the majority of people that troll here are idiots. Glad that was made public.

Comment by Anonymous

Apple sux to the core

Comment by Anonymous

I'm the original poster of this. I'm actually Team Android myself and I'm pretty surprised. Lol

Comment by Anonymous

That didn't turn out the way you planned, did it?

Comment by Anonymous

Team Windows baby!!!

Posted 2015-12-29T09:56:04-07:00
Whenever someone tries to tell me that I'm a noboby, I'm incredibly flattered because it's common knowledge that nobody's perfect.

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Comment by Anonymous

Cue the bored race baiters...

Comment by Anonymous

This fucking site sucks whale dick. Nothing is ever posted and everything that is, is fucking lame. I've submitted multiple jokes and not a fucking one has been posted. Cum guzzling mother fuckers!!

Posted 2015-12-29T09:55:43-07:00
Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth.

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Posted 2015-12-29T09:55:20-07:00
Damn girl, are you the eroding joint cartilage that leads to osteoarthritis? Because you've got me weak in the knees.

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Comment by Anonymous

I LIVE for the comments.

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You must be a virgin and a nigger

Comment by Anonymous

I think everybody (even stupid niggers) get this, but that doesn't make it funny. It's a desperate reach at humor, but something a geeky, virgin nerd might chuckle at.

Comment by Anonymous

Only stupid niggers dont get this.

Posted 2015-12-29T09:53:45-07:00
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hipsters don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags at Coachella.

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Posted 2015-12-29T09:52:08-07:00
My dad didn't give me the conventional sex talk, but he did teach me the hokey pokey so i know what its all about

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Posted 2015-12-29T09:49:48-07:00
I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me.

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Comment by Anonymous

So he can use it to hit people who make dumb status updates.

Comment by Anonymous

It's to throw dirt on the fire. ☺

Posted 2015-12-29T09:49:01-07:00
Doc says I have a rare condition where I can read something I don't agree with and just let it be.

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Comment by Anonymous

That rare condition is more common than you might think. It's called apathy.

Posted 2015-12-29T09:48:17-07:00
Installed the Walmart app on my phone and there are shopping cart icons everywhere.

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Posted 2015-12-29T09:47:40-07:00
I could never be a starving artist because the first time I got hungry I'd be like that's enough art.

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Posted 2015-12-29T09:46:02-07:00
Girl are u a hoverboard because you are on fire

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Comment by Anonymous

And you're an octopus because this status sucks.

Posted 2015-12-26T21:30:42-07:00
You dont look like 200 likes in person

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Posted 2015-12-23T23:45:31-07:00
People can you please stop posting stuff and ask to like or share like or share if you agree

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Posted 2015-12-21T03:30:53-07:00
On a scale of 1 to Steve Harvey, how confused are you?

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Posted 2015-12-17T19:17:51-07:00
Stop quoting poets who would have hated you

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Comment by Anonymous

i know. what the f**k! i need some new funny shit to post because i am a retard and cant come up with good shit on my own.... and niggers

Comment by Anonymous

Does anything new EVER get posted here!? Zzzzzz.....

Comment by Anonymous

this page is f**king slacking! lets f**king go!

Posted 2015-12-13T18:55:34-07:00
How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?

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Comment by Anonymous

Does your mom make you replace the ss with 55? It makes you look like a pussy.

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Bobby is smarter than your dumba55

Comment by Anonymous

V wow you learned how to spell bobby. That is impressive for someone with your IQ

Comment by Anonymous

Bobby is a nigger

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Hi guys ! My name is Bobby !

Comment by Anonymous

V I bet if you try really hard you can learn to spell another word.

Comment by Anonymous

My friend the owl says it takes 3 selfies to get to the center of attention.. or maybe I am thinking of a tootsie roll pop.

Comment by Anonymous

It depends on whether or not your are a Khardashian.

Comment by Anonymous

^you must be one of those f**king morons who constantly takes selfies.

Comment by Anonymous

Last time I checked, 0.

Posted 2015-12-13T18:49:03-07:00
The hardest part about being humble is not telling people how much better I am than they are.

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Comment by Anonymous

The hardest part about being delusional is not understand just how wrong you are.


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