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Posted 2014-11-18T16:28:54+01:00
I use a Magic 8 Ball to make most of my life decisions.

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Comment by Anonymous

And it shows.

Posted 2014-11-18T16:28:30+01:00
I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.

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Posted 2014-11-18T16:27:52+01:00
Confused as to how gay marriage ruins the sanctity of marriage, but Charles Manson getting a wedding license doesn't?

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Comment by Anonymous

VV Although there are points in the bible that can refute your point(s). It's understandable that ilk of your kind always reach out for the "Judge lest ye.." etc, etc. It's a method of deterring bullies. However, try refuting the two points that were made below your comment. It seems that homosexuals rant, rave, and detest some unseen force that is forever against them, when there seems to be some serious underlying issues when it comes to to their core of why they are who they are. And it's an issue that is very hard not to notice, thus why the need for 'hypocrites' to argue. Know what I mean? Homosexuality can be tolerated but not accepted. It's a fact of life. Breath it in, dude and chill.

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The bible is the worst example you can use to TRY to win an argument. A book full of fairy tales is not any sort of guideline. Contradiction after contradiction, hypocrisy at it's finest. Doesn't your bible say "Judge lest ye not be judged", doesn't it say "Love thy neighbor", doesn't it say in similar words to "Treat others as you would like to be treated"? What ruins the 'sanctity' of LIFE is how so called 'Good Christians' pick & choose what rules they want to abide by. Live & let live. No need to cast stones as I can 100% guarantee that your mind is not of pure thoughts and you have not been 'sinless'.

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As for women and lesbianism: There are special needs that young girls have that make them unique. When those needs are denied, ignored, or exploited, the future womanhood of that child is in jeopardy. How are those needs denied, ignored, or exploited? Through abuse....Abuse can be overt, as in physical or sexual abuse, or it may be more subtle. Of course, its more subtle versions wouldn't legally qualify as child abuse, but they are forms of abuse nonetheless, and they have far-reaching consequences. One of those consequences is a distorted sexual identity. I have seen, time and again, clear connections between early abuse and confusion in sexuality. And I cannot ignore the histories of the many women I've known who have survived one form of abuse or another and are also attracted to other women. Although abuse by itself does not cause lesbianism, it can certainly be found in the background of may lesbian women and has in many cases been a contributing factor to their orientation. All jokes aside. This is a true problem.

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Homosexuality is a developmental problem that is almost always the result of problems in family relations, particularly between father and son. As a result of failure with father, the boy does not fully internalize male gender-identity, and develops homosexuality. This is the most commonly seen clinical model.

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The Bible. Never letting facts get in the way of a good story.

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VVV Thanks for warning us you are looking for 3 guys to suck your dick.

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Read the bible ignorant fool

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What's really stupid is when you hear of gay couple getting married in a Christian church. I highly doubt they read the biblical policy on that one. It's like going to Taco Bell and trying to order pasta.

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Warning! Looking for 3 idiots who love to suck dick? VVSee belowVV

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The First Comment, LOL....STUPIDITY at it's FINEST

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If they would have just had the balls to put the mad dog down this would not even be an issue.

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VVVVV Obviously is in the closet

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It does ruin the sanctity of marriage because "marriage" is meant for a man and a women where if they were to fuck, the possibility of continuing the human race is high, where as men fucking men as well as women and women fucking eachother raises an orgasm and nothing beyond. So, the idea of respecting, valuing, appreciating, let alone getting the feeling of homosexuality as being something "honorable" goes down. Yeah, so, "sanctity" in gay marriage? I don't think so. It's common sense.

Posted 2014-11-18T16:25:42+01:00
Before you complain about your life, remember: somewhere today, two parents are having to ponder Charles Manson as their future son-in-law.

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Posted 2014-11-18T16:24:46+01:00
If Charles Manson can get a girlfriend then so can you.

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Posted 2014-11-18T16:24:33+01:00
Charles Manson can marry a person but I can't legally adopt my cat as my son wtf

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Comment by Anonymous

That's because your cat is a female.

Posted 2014-11-18T16:20:34+01:00
People should have to pass an IQ test to use the internet.

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Comment by Anonymous

In the old days, the Internet was difficult enough to use that only smart people could use itl.

Posted 2014-11-17T01:41:40+01:00
Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy whose name I don't remember.

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Posted 2014-11-17T01:36:12+01:00
Shout out to sidewalks. Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Posted 2014-11-17T01:34:35+01:00
It isn't the size of your vocabulary, but the way you use your diction.

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Posted 2014-11-17T01:31:15+01:00
I met a 5 year old named Hennessy today. What a time to be alive.

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Posted 2014-11-17T01:30:43+01:00
I just want a reason to dramatically slide across the hood of a car.

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Comment by Anonymous

V And I will see you when I look inside behind the glass, where they keep you for the safety of society.

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v I'll see you outside boy

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I have one parked on the edge of a cliff for you, have at it.

Posted 2014-11-17T01:26:58+01:00
Want to know if someone is a douchebag? Mispronounce the word "quinoa" in a conversation with them.

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Posted 2014-11-17T01:23:54+01:00
I hope I'm never dad enough to have a cell phone holster.

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Posted 2014-11-17T01:23:00+01:00
I write "Just the" on the tip line of my restaurant receipts because I'm an adult.

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Posted 2014-11-17T01:17:34+01:00
My whole life consists of me staring at screens of various sizes

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Posted 2014-11-17T01:17:17+01:00
No Sex November is going great so far

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Comment by Anonymous

Your mother is failing miserably at it.

Posted 2014-11-17T01:14:56+01:00
Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes

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Posted 2014-11-17T01:14:28+01:00
Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard

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Comment by Anonymous

except you become senile and keep posting the same status over and over.

Posted 2014-11-17T01:10:23+01:00
My anaconda don't want none unless you speak parseltongue

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