still not as bad as that lil wayne shit....how people call that garbage music is beyond me...hes actually a closet homosexual....google lil wayne kisses birdman....they kiss all the time...and bragged about it on BET...
I bet most of the people posting statuses on here love nut juice more than your mom does.
I was at this party and I lost my watch. Finally found it on the ground outside and some dude was standing on it. He was all up on this lady, harassing her. I went up and punched him right in the face. You don't harass a lady...not on my watch.
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