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Posted 2015-06-26T19:22:43+02:00
Today the Supreme Court foiled many gay men's plans to never have to "wife up" their significant other.

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Posted 2015-06-26T18:01:34+02:00
Gay people can get married now? What's next, a decent country?

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Comment by Anonymous

V To bad your parents were not gay.....Then we would not be having to deal with your sick ass now!!

Comment by Anonymous

You both are complete idiots.

Comment by Anonymous

Well.....Now polygamist and pedophiles are starting to protest and say that they too just have "different sexual orientations"!! Yeah America, we are on the right track!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2015-06-26T17:53:35+02:00
I hate when homesless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah I know you have more money than me, no need to rub it in.

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Posted 2015-06-26T04:14:28+02:00
Everything I know about history I learned from watching Forrest Gump.

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Comment by Anonymous

VV Maybe if you didn't post as anonymous people would know you. What a moron you are to think anyone knows you or cares what you think.

Comment by Anonymous

yes,you are fag

Comment by Anonymous

Or looked up the information on an online source. And yes, I'm the guy who rated Fail. Y'all should know me by now

Posted 2015-06-26T04:05:05+02:00
If hearing "I love you" was enough, we'd all buy parrots and live happily ever after.

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Posted 2015-06-26T03:43:58+02:00
The future belongs to the kids who climb up the slide instead of using the steps.

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Posted 2015-06-26T03:41:49+02:00
Age is irrelevant. Ask me how many sunsets I've seen, hearts I've loved, trips I've taken, or concerts I've been too. That's how old I am.

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Posted 2015-06-26T03:40:41+02:00
Oh, you're a ceiling fan? Name three ceilings.

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Posted 2015-06-26T03:36:45+02:00
I just changed my WiFi password to "blowmefirst." I can't wait for someone to ask me for it!

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Comment by Anonymous

I am sure he wants the whole football team to ask.

Comment by Anonymous

I will blow your brains out and make sure you are six feet under before the cops come looking for you.

Posted 2015-06-26T03:35:40+02:00
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.

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Posted 2015-06-26T03:33:05+02:00
Why did the President climb on the kitchen counter? He wanted to have a meeting with the CABINET.

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Comment by Anonymous

FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2015-06-26T03:31:53+02:00
Judging by Bristol Palin's second unwed pregnancy, it appears that abstinence lecture tours are a great way to get laid.

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Comment by Anonymous

I bet she's fucked at least one of her brothers - Trig, Track, Truck, Trunk, Tug, Stump, Lamp, Crimp, or Grumpy Arthur.

Comment by Anonymous

V Ah good point, Bristol is a slut, not a whore. She only charges other people to tell them not to have sex. More cocks to go into her I guess.

Comment by Anonymous

Your mom never charges so that makes her a slut instead of a whore.

Comment by Anonymous

Still a whore though.

Comment by Anonymous

Never let the facts get in the way of an ad hominem attack.

Comment by Anonymous

She advocated teens use protection, not that they abstain...

Comment by Anonymous

A family of whores.

Posted 2015-06-26T03:30:52+02:00
Gay people marrying! Sick people getting health insurance!! Disrespecting the flag of slavery!!! So what I'm saying is things are looking up

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Comment by Anonymous

V It's neither a state nor national flag so it shouldn't be flown on government property anyway. People can display it, use it as drapes, or rub it on their balls all they want at home. those are your First Amendment rights.

Comment by Anonymous

Funny, but the KKK is planning a rally over it. It's not racist though

Comment by Anonymous

Hmm it stood for a battle flag when the south fought against the north. Now since that meaning has ended there seem to be many reasons why people embrace it. In South Carolina it was put up the day after they were forced to end segregation. Now in that case it was either extreme coincidence they got "southern pride" or it was a political statement they they were fighting against the ruling. People will of course differ on the meaning of that too but I bet I know what side the real retards end up on.

Comment by Anonymous

educate yourself on what the flag means and stands for. you fucking retard

Comment by Anonymous

Well.....Now polygamist and pedophiles are starting to protest and say that they too just have "different sexual orientations"!! Yeah America, we are on the right track!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

I always knew those Duke brothers were racist. Little known fact, David Duke was the brother they never talked about on the show.

Comment by Anonymous

Doesn't matter what it was originally intended for. It became a symbolism for slavery. Much like the swastika was not originally there to represent Nazis. But that is what it went on to do, much like the confederate flag would go on to represent racism. As a result...Goodbye, silly flag.

Comment by Anonymous

Your historical facts are askew, the confederate flag was not a flag of slavery. It was a flag to symbolize the government shouldn't impede on states right to make their own decisions

Posted 2015-06-23T01:18:16+02:00
When I said you're like the ocean I only meant that when I try to get in you push me back and when I'm almost out you try to pull me back in

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Comment by Anonymous

You just stepped into a slim jim.

Comment by Anonymous

Wtf just...happened

Comment by Anonymous

Apparently this status got pulled back in.

Comment by Anonymous

I accidentally liked this, sorry. ...... false alarm

Comment by Anonymous

It was stupid the first time, too

Comment by Anonymous

Not content to post the same old statuses over and over, status stalker is now the place where you can get yesterdays bad and unfunny status reworded into a still unfunny post.

Posted 2015-06-23T01:16:05+02:00
I feel bad that they had to stop taping at Wheel of Fortune after I screamed "MEHOFF" after Pat Sajak introduced himself

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Comment by Anonymous

Too late.....we already are.

Comment by Anonymous

V You and the OP should become butt buddies, if you are not already.

Comment by Anonymous

that is fucking HYSTERICAL !!!

Comment by Anonymous

I just lost every IQ point I thought I had and every ounce in humanity

Comment by Anonymous

I feel bad I am on the same planet as you.

Posted 2015-06-23T01:12:50+02:00
Feel the need for a good relationship? Get a dog.

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Posted 2015-06-23T01:09:40+02:00
Make sure you sit around and complain about your life on the Internet while you spend another day doing absolutely nothing to change it.

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Comment by Anonymous

Ok, but only if you will keep posting stupid things like this instead of doing something to change it too. Together we can do nothing!!!

Posted 2015-06-23T01:08:20+02:00
In Texas, a pastor has promised to set himself on fire if gay marriage remains legal. Which would, I believe, make him flaming.

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Posted 2015-06-23T01:07:44+02:00
BREAKING: SOUTH CAROLINA TO SECEDE FROM THE CONFEDERACY

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Comment by Anonymous

Yall Northerners keep talking shit but you'll get old and move down here like all the rest of the fucking yankees

Comment by Anonymous

Fuck the north! More racist in the north!

Comment by Anonymous

fuck the south! LOSERS! The south will never rise again...losers

Posted 2015-06-23T01:06:29+02:00
Girl are you the water level in Super Mario because this is taking forever and quit being fun an hour ago

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Comment by Anonymous

Go stand in the corner.


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