shh you are going to make his little brain explode.
Um yeah things can't stay in orbit without gravity in space.
Space isn't "no gravity", it's equal gravity. Equal in all directions. (Nutshell of course)
There weren't any dinosaurs in it...
v She doesn't like being fisted though.
I'm giving your mum all 8 inches..it's all I can give
this is not an inspirational site, humor only please.
Is this a "size doesn't matter" joke?
v That's not what we were talking about. Try following along, pussy.
"I'll never regret tongue punching your mom's fart box." So sorry for assuming you're an asshole licker, shithead
v If I had a nickel for every assumption that you've made towards me, I could buy an island in the south pacific. It is extremely painful talking to someone as retarded as you. And if you don't like the internet, don't get on it. I know, it's a hard concept for idiots like yourself to comprehend.
Oh so you only lick shit every so often. Got it. However, you are still a shit eater. I would never fuck your ugly fat mom or anyone who looks like her. I also just don't go around licking assholes. It's bad enough I have to deal with them on the internet.
v Thin girls don't poop very often. You'd know that if you'd stop fuckin' fat whales.
I know, you only lick the assholes of the thin beautiful ones who haven't wiped.
v Perhaps, but I don't fuck fat lazy idiots.
obviously she was waiting for you to come by
v Not to burst your bubble, lady, but that saying was out way before Tosh.O. Try leaving the house once in a while.
Nice come back with "tongue punching your moms fart box." That's real original. Tosh.O should put that on their show, oh wait...
v I've never said my mom was dead... probably some other anonymous...
So now she is not dead? You really need to make up your mind on that one.
v Good one, except my mom isn't dead. Nice readig comprehension btw...
v You're a mistake even if your dead mom can't regret it anymore.
I'll never regret tongue punching your mom's fart box.
Become a pill popper, genius
Stop being a pussy and do as the guy below says.
just put it in ur starbucks cup....or water bottle....or pretty much any other non-alcoholic drink receptacle
Cleaning toilets at a gay bar too.
What government job are you applying for with that? Because that's the only place it'll do you any good.
Girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food are typically batshit crazy. Come to think of it, so are the ones who don't....OK forget it.
That no matter the bullshit we are not turning gay? Not sure what point u are attempting there...
It's funny all the ways that women bag on men... "assholes, pigs, douches, stupid, etc..." And you still have sex with them and marry them. What does that say about you?
I changed my mind and I just have to tell you now. It's Cher, Elton John, Lady Gaga, Macklemore, Melissa Etheridge, Adam Lambert and anything by George Michael. Also yes, I would swallow his load.
I'll show you my playlist when you swallow my load.