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Posted 2014-11-26T16:40:33+01:00
People on the right only use the word "thug" to describe black men who've done something heinous like shoplifting or being elected president

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Comment by Anonymous

All that looting and no one stole a pair of work boots...

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VV Yes.. Like the moron who posted this status and the pole smoking moderator who put it on Status Stalker.

Comment by Anonymous

Had no idea I was on a page with such colossal, uneducated and ignorant jackasses.

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Fuck!! I hate auto correct!! *Dickhead ...... now I cant even be mad anymore for smiling!!

Comment by Anonymous

I disagree. ....so "burn this bitch down!!" Right??!! Ducked!!

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Person that posted the 1st comment! Hell yeah! You are 100% correct! They've all become criminals! Way to represent you freakin morons!

Comment by Anonymous

I like niggers. Everyone should have at least one as a pet.

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Two comments below.....bitter much?

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thats racist....

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You are a fucking idiot. Regardless of what he took, he committed a robbery, and when the police told him to get on the ground he bum rushed them (and I say bum for good reason), and then he was dumb enough to try to take the cop's gun, and as a result, his useless cocksucking ass got shot, just like he deserved. And you dumb motherfuckers who are rioting and looting and burning down buildings are the reason why NO cop (black or white) hesitate to shoot you dumb fucking monkeys, because that is what you are, uneducated, dumb fucking primates.

Posted 2014-11-26T16:40:07+01:00
I couldn't bring myself to kill my own turkey so I put baggy pants and a hoodie on one and a cop shot it for me

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Comment by Anonymous

Must have been breaking the law.

Comment by Anonymous

I bet you don't get a fuck either.

Comment by Anonymous

i don't give a fuck, this is the best status i've seen on here in weeks!

Comment by Anonymous

Why oh why couldn't your mom have been pro choice!! You retard!!

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please, we all know the only thing you eat is cock.

Comment by Anonymous

Go stand in the corner.

Posted 2014-11-26T16:39:55+01:00
Newark sounding so similar to New York is like if there was a guy named Michael Jirdan on the Bulls. And he averaged 2.3 ppg.

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Posted 2014-11-25T21:53:44+01:00
First world problems: I couldn't hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.

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Posted 2014-11-25T21:51:31+01:00
"I don't watch TV" proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet.

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:55:48+01:00
It's time to admit that as a species, we are just not ready for 4-way stops

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Comment by Anonymous

As recently as last month. You shouldn't drive.

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But 4 time posts on statusstalker are greeaaatt...

Posted 2014-11-25T04:54:59+01:00
Have you tried insulting each other until the romance comes back?

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:47:16+01:00
You never bring your mouth to a banana. Bring the banana to your mouth.

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Comment by Anonymous

yes i have.they were all yummy and juicy

Comment by Anonymous

I bet you have had many bananas dude.

Posted 2014-11-25T04:46:38+01:00
Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix?

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Comment by Anonymous

Tell that to all the dumb fucks who looted and rioted last night due to finding out the definition of truth. HELL YEAH AND FUCK YOU!!

Comment by Anonymous

not the ones who want to live longer than you.

Comment by Anonymous

Yes they do they just make a life choice to not be an overweight out of shape piece of shit.

Posted 2014-11-25T04:43:42+01:00
Some people say I'm narcissistic. Anyway, enough about them.

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:42:40+01:00
Your message was sent, received, seen, ignored, screen captured, sent to friends and ridiculed.

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:41:50+01:00
Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:40:20+01:00
Thought I saw my ex walking down the street but she wasn't busy sucking someone else's cock so it probably wasn't her.

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Comment by Anonymous

Can you really blame her for wanting to find a guy with a cock over your 3 inches?

Posted 2014-11-25T04:35:34+01:00
Don't you love being the last one to find out but the first one to not give a fuck

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:35:12+01:00
If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:22:24+01:00
Super stoked to see the new boulders I assume my upstairs neighbors are rolling around in their apartment.

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:21:13+01:00
Internet: you've made a compelling argument. Sleep: present your case.

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:21:03+01:00
Everyone wants to have sex, sluts are just successful. That's why we hate them.

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:19:48+01:00
Relationships are an expensive way to watch someone slowly like you less and less.

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Posted 2014-11-25T04:17:00+01:00
I have the world's best opinions.

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