Did fucktard commenter number 2 finally understand this post is backwards? If we use the math from the guy below the 2 dog years would happen in approx 20% of the year so the OP would have consumed 20% of 1 beer. Stupid unfunny post and even stupider second commenter.
The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.
1 human year equates 7 dog years
You are wrong dude. When people say how old their dog is they say 2 and dog years would be 14 dip shit. So you had a sip of beer from what you're saying
No, idiot anon, 1 dog year equals seven human, so 2 equates to 14.
Makes so much sense because if dog years are MORE than people years, dog beers would be less. Next time try not to think so hard until those rare occasions when you are sober.
Fuck u Jesus and your atheist donkeys
Guy down below......What does "Desesperated" mean?
Dumbest status since your last one.
How could a weak sister like you make anyone mad?
you mad bro?
V Should have finished school.
Desesperated attemp to prove imaginary god exists? pathetic cuntservative
And your hand is always there for you. Unlike the pretty girls, it never says no.
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When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts
Stop being a pussy. Stop worrying abt the result. Just go and talk to her. Rejection will NEVER hurt for as long as regret.
Better just stick to the guys.
coworker is one word because co is not a word it's an element
Stop being such a self important whiny bitch and maybe they will actually talk to you instead of trying to make you fat.