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Posted 2014-06-23T07:37:39+02:00
The US may not win the World Cup, but we are undefeated at World Wars.

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Comment by Anonymous

I think you two should fight after third period study hall

Comment by Anonymous

V So help me comprehend when you said "v You are too stupid to talk to. " you did not mean that you were not going to. Since I am the only one posting here besides you it would seem to even an "idiot" like me that you are still talking. I figure if I can keep wasting your tome I am protecting some 9th graders who you would be preying on otherwise. I could not comprehend the rest of your post.

Comment by Anonymous

v Lol, idiot. It's not to talk to you... why is that so hard for you to understand? You're not being graded, but if you can't construct sentences properly, how do you expect anyone to understand what you are saying? It's clear that you value what little intelligence you have, because of your reaction to me attacking it... You must be lacking in other departments to feel that your "intelligence" is all you have. Lol.

Comment by Anonymous

V so you have not proven my point that you will keep coming back over and over? Well I guess you are right then I must just not be able to comprehend the fact that you stopped responding. If only I had problem solving skills like you. How old are you exactly?"proper sentences" I was not aware we were being graded on this. And I figured with someone as good at comprehension as you that you can figure out what I mean. Fuck you pedophile.

Comment by Anonymous

v The only point that has been proven is that you have zero reading comprehension, you can't construct proper sentences and you lack problem solving skills.

Comment by Anonymous

V Thank you for proving my point. Keep on talking to .. how you say it? Me..

Comment by Anonymous

v No, I don't come back to talk to you. You just like jumping in on what I say. And you do a terrible job at it. You're lame and uncreative. I'm also willing to bet that you're struggling in English.

Comment by Anonymous

V And yet you come back every day to do so so that must mean you are even more stupid, cupcake.

Comment by Anonymous

v You are too stupid to talk to.

Comment by Anonymous

V Your mom has fucked me all the fucks I needed today but thanks anyway and from what she says you are the cocksucker between the 2 of us. She said you always liked to copy her.

Comment by Anonymous

v Derp. Go fuck yourself, you idiot faggot.

Comment by Anonymous

v Maybe if you showed them how it is done.....

Comment by Anonymous

v The only idiots there are, are liberals. Naturally stupid and they hate facts. Can't discuss anything with them... you say one thing, they hear another. The only way things will ever get better is if those worthless pieces of shit all kill themselves. I know it's asking a lot, because most of them are even too stupid to succeed at that.

Comment by Anonymous

v Tsk tsk. Liberals get so testy when their Chosen One's presidency is imploding.

Comment by Anonymous

"I don't believe in teeth! Teeth are an invention of the liberal media to sell toothpaste!!" That's what you idiots sound like.

Comment by Xazard

sarcasm I hope

Comment by Anonymous

V Took the words right out of my keyboard!

Comment by Anonymous

Give Obama a couple more years to fix that.

Posted 2014-06-23T07:14:24+02:00
My boss said "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

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Comment by Anonymous

V Is that you tinky winky?

Comment by Anonymous

No, you're not... you're dressed as a Teletubbie, you fuckin' homo.

Posted 2014-06-22T08:04:37+02:00
This status is so lame, I bet it makes Status Stalker.

Get a Life(2)
Comment by Anonymous

The posts have definitely lowered in humor and quality.

Comment by Anonymous

Actually it is better than most they approve.

Posted 2014-06-21T03:16:39+02:00
I like my movies like I like my women. Almost anything new will satisfy me.

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Comment by Anonymous

You like your movies with a penis too?

Posted 2014-06-20T03:45:12+02:00
Imagine 50 years from now when Young Money Cash Money has regressed to Old Money Do You Take Checks Sonny

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Comment by Anonymous

Such a lame site.

Comment by Anonymous

What's up with not updating the site?

Comment by Anonymous

I guess they have been too busy sucking donkey dick to update the side with more priceless gems. That could be a good thing I guess.

Comment by Anonymous

The moderators on this site really suck donkey dick.

Posted 2014-06-20T03:43:37+02:00
Hot Singles in your area. Hot Singles monitoring the perimeter. Hot Singles have you surrounded. Come out with your hands up

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Posted 2014-06-20T03:42:53+02:00
The universe is probablt expanding because all the other galaxies are trying to get as far away as possible from our fucked-up little planet

Funny(5)
Comment by Anonymous

Pretty sure it because of your spelling

Comment by Anonymous

"Yore probablt write."

Posted 2014-06-20T03:37:50+02:00
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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Posted 2014-06-20T03:31:43+02:00
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like "tiny doll feet scampering into the closet" because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.

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Posted 2014-06-20T03:30:28+02:00
I'm gonna have to call you back LENNY KRAVITZ but thank you for all those PENIS COMPLIMENTS. Oh. Hello Sharon, I didn't see you over there.

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Comment by Anonymous

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen on this site. Who the hell let this through?

Comment by Anonymous

Go stand in the corner.

Comment by Anonymous

The only penis anyone might compliment is the one in your mouth.............faggot

Comment by Anonymous

Just another award winning status brought to you by the moderators of this site. They should ask for money again. It's a waste for them to give gems like this away for free.

Comment by Anonymous

what the hell is this

Comment by Anonymous

Dumb as shit, go fuckyourself, you moron

Posted 2014-06-20T03:29:57+02:00
Are you there God? It's me, chocolate. They keep putting me on raisins. It's weird.

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Comment by Anonymous

This is actually pretty good, don't listen to the haters.

Comment by Anonymous

God ? ow No That Isn't Funny !!!

Comment by Anonymous

Must be the same idiot who wrote the LENNY KRAVITZ one above.

Posted 2014-06-20T03:27:40+02:00
For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march in and say "Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"

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Comment by Anonymous

V nope. And your conversation is boring but you won't go away

Comment by Anonymous

v Your insults are fuckin' lame. Will you just shut the fuck up, you ignorant twat?

Comment by Anonymous

V Oh I am sorry cupcake but you are a little slow on the uptake. We stopped talking about moms days ago. The conversation is now about the exciting opportunities for you to showcase your best skills in cleaning the bathroom. But don't feel bad about not being able to keep up. You do very well for a person of your IQ.

Comment by Anonymous

V which bathroom did you say your mother's in?

Comment by Anonymous

You are hired! Here is your mop and bucket and the bathrooms are down the hall.

Posted 2014-06-20T03:27:01+02:00
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.

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Comment by Anonymous

Yup, another winner like the few gems ahead of it. WTF SS!?

Comment by Anonymous

my mom remembers

Comment by Anonymous

How do all of these stupid status updates keep making it on here? Anyone else remember when this site was funny?

Posted 2014-06-20T03:06:45+02:00
So you all like hip hop music, well do you know what the greatest rap album of all time is? That's right: the Bible

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Comment by Anonymous

Jesus is my Nigga *$earch on YouTube. Lol

Comment by Anonymous

The Bible. Not letting facts get in the way of a good story.

Comment by Anonymous

shut your cunt

Comment by Anonymous

v Funny is a thing of the past on this site.

Comment by Anonymous

It's way cool how you strung a bunch of words together but next time maybe you could use ones that make sense and, novel idea, make them funny. How cool would that be?

Posted 2014-06-20T03:05:01+02:00
In Heaven it actually costs extra to NOT get guacamole on your burrito

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Posted 2014-06-20T03:01:21+02:00
You can smoke weed in the ATM room thing at the bank and the cops can't do shit unless they have the right debit card

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Posted 2014-06-20T02:59:09+02:00
Hello pizza store? Yes I'd like one round bread covered with cheese, one bread cut into sticks and one more bread cut into sticks with sugar

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Posted 2014-06-20T02:39:59+02:00
Why isn't The Bachelor called "Whore of The Roses"?

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Posted 2014-06-20T02:39:44+02:00
Time flies when the dehumanizing forces of the global economy are structured to distract you from your own mortality!

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Posted 2014-06-20T02:39:33+02:00
Tough break, England, but you still lead the world in people named Benedict Cumberbatch, so there's that.

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