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Posted 2015-02-11T03:12:18+01:00
It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.

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Posted 2015-02-11T03:11:37+01:00
Just passed a wave's first zero-crossing and the point in space defined as the origin so I guess you could say I'm going through a phase.

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Posted 2015-02-11T03:08:59+01:00
The next time you humiliate yourself, try to remember that you'll never do anything as embarrassing as when white people sing about sex

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Comment by Anonymous

Or black people talking about having real jobs.. Fucking stupid fuck

Comment by Anonymous

racist piece of fucking shit

Comment by Anonymous

I think posting a shitty status is pretty close.

Posted 2015-02-11T03:03:18+01:00
Ever have pizza at a friend's as a kid and experience quiet horror at her family's choice of toppings? That feeling is my entire love life.

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Posted 2015-02-11T01:02:15+01:00
"Storm chasers" sound like guys who want to fuck storms

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Comment by Anonymous

Sixteen year olds shouldn't be allowed to submit.

Posted by Xxleannexx 2015-02-10T21:34:41+01:00
Growing old is being increasingly Penalised for a crime you haven't committed!

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Posted 2015-02-09T06:10:36+01:00
To heal a wound you need to stop touching it.

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Posted 2015-02-09T06:09:59+01:00
Why cant there be beer filled breasts?

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Posted 2015-02-09T06:04:25+01:00
I refuse to date anyone whose name ends in "ee" instead of "y"

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Comment by Anonymous

but Kayley sounds stupid,,,,, LOL

Comment by Anonymous

You shouldn't refuse to date anyone who is willing to suffer with being in your presence ....and don't limit it to just humans, you should take whatever you can get!

Comment by Anonymous

I am sure Billy, Harry, Brady, Henry and Huey are all thrilled at the good news.

Posted 2015-02-09T06:02:28+01:00
Obama need a Grammy for those gas prices

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Comment by Anonymous

vv Knew he was a closet racist, what a little pussy coward.

Comment by Anonymous

On behalf of EVERYONE don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Nazi fuckstain!

Comment by Anonymous

The problem isn't Obama and gas prices. The problem urban ghetto illiterate fuckheads that won't go away. We seriously need to terraform Mars and leave all of you motherfuckers behind.

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VV His mother probably fucked a horse.

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V Wow, what a coward! Can't believe we still have Nazis in the 21st Century. 3rd grade too much for ya?

Comment by Anonymous

VV Ignorance is bliss so you must be very happy. V "we do do Nazi chants here"? You must be very happy too especially after not picking up the sarcasm. Later geniuses. (that was sarcasm too)

Comment by Anonymous

vv "Hail Obama?" Sorry pal, don't care how much you like him we do do Nazi chants here. Goose-step on out and take it somewhere else.

Comment by Anonymous

V Anger issues. Comes from not knowing what you're talking about.

Comment by Anonymous

Master Bullshit Artist? Don't forget the record of people on food stamps that is a sure sign of a recovery. But you are right we are done here because a pompous ass like you knows it all and shares his vast knowledge is such a charitable way. I never said things had not improved but we will disagree about what effect he has on that. Glad I have nothing to worry about and it is sound economics to continue to spend more than we take in. The money is worthless thanks to Obama's continued bad idea that Bush started of quantitative easing. The interest rates will go back up sometime and we will be killed with debt repayment but what do I know. Obama is the greatest man who ever lived and he has saved the world over and over. Hail Obama and all the assholes like you that enable him.

Comment by Anonymous

V They're upset that Obama hasn't fixed it as fast as Bush broke it.

Comment by Anonymous

The reality deniers on the right are really out in force today.

Comment by Anonymous

V Thanks for the clarification, my M. B. A. in Economics appreciates it but gives me the insight to know that you have no idea what you are talking about. At the same rate taxes will increase every year because we have more PEOPLE than ever before. Maybe I'm mistaken but I figured you're rather be outted as the closest racist you clearly appear to be than be exposed for your complete ignorance in denying that virtually every single economic indicator has vastly improved under Obama 's administration. We.re done here, there's nothing a troll like you is willing to learn and Obama will still be black at the end of it,so crawl back into your bubble of ignorance while the country improves despite your presence. You are dismissed!

Comment by Anonymous

Yes record tax intake. I will try and make it easy for a simple mind to understand. The US took in a record level of taxes last year and it is projected to increase year over year. I am not talking about who pays them but that in general they are taking more money in than ever before but still spending it faster than they can take it in so more is added to the debt. dubya dubya dubya dot usgovernmentrevenue dot com/recent_revenue. If you are smart enough to fix that link and can get someone to read it for you you can see the facts. And for the record if you stupid fucks manage to get another unqualified person in the WH I will still speak out against them no matter what the color. Calling someone a racist is an easy way to dismiss them but it is not the way you win a debate.

Comment by Anonymous

V RECORD TAXES? The top tax rate was 90% under Eisenhower and over 50% under Reagan. Right now they're the same at the top as they were 15 years ago and lower for people under $200,000. The debt is higher because Obama inherited a 1.4T deficit from Bush, which has been cut by 60% during his term.You need to give up because you no NOTHING about economics. But he's still black so you still have that one.

Comment by Anonymous

Except the unemployment numbers are not real. They only count the recently unemployed and not all the people who have given up.. The debt is higher (up over 7 Trillion since he took over) and the deficit was reduced only because of record taxes but they are still spending more than they take in. We are still in a war in Iraq tho with much lower troop counts. He fought the oil production every step of the way blocking new drilling in all the places he can control and it has only increased on private lands. But he did do all those other unnamed "many great things" of course.

Comment by Anonymous

LOL It you hate him because he's black then just say that (I bet 95% of you fucks only "say" that shit over a keyboard though).. He's managed to lower unemployment, the national deficit, got us out of two wars, saved the auto industry, increased our own domestic oil production and many more good things.. I'm neither Republican or Democrat so I'm just judging him on his performance, and it's not that bad..

Comment by Anonymous

Lets all remember what the greatest lover of children ever said. But, If You're Thinkin' About My Baby It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

Comment by Anonymous

This is not black or white. This not Republican or Democrat. Yall need stop arguing about the bullshit, read your Constitution and understand the role of Government. You will see that every politician is fucking us no matter what party they are affiliated with.

Comment by Anonymous

you guys should be friends on Facebook

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it aint called the WHITE house for nothin

Comment by Anonymous

V You already know the answer to that one. They don't like him darkening up the white house.

Comment by Anonymous

Obama, obviously, isn't behind the low gas prices (wasn't at fault for the high prices either) but why do you fucks make him out to be the devil? He has accomplished many good things during his presidency and all of you morons swear he hasn't done anything positive..

Comment by Anonymous

It doesn't matter if Obama has accomplished Gingrich's campaign promise of gasoline under $2.50 ... or Romney's campaign promise of GDP over 3% ... or Santorum's campaign promise of unemployment under 6% ... the right won't give him credit until he stops being so stubborn and agrees to get whiter.

Comment by Anonymous

V Wow, you're really uninformed. First of all, many Republicans were on board with the gas tax too. But no matter, the real joke was your comment about the Dems being voted out of office. The opposite will be true. The Tea Party has made sure that the GOP nominee for President can never win a general election, and the Dems will be able to undo all of the gerrymandering that the GOP has done to artificially win elections soon enough. Enjoy! ;)

Comment by Anonymous

I blame him for lots of things but never once for the price of gas. I fact I give him credit for not going along with the greedy liberals in his party that want to use the low gas prices as a chance to raise the gas tax while no one is paying attention. That is one tax he has come out against. But go on keep believing your fairy tales and keep watching your party get voted out of office.

Comment by Anonymous

Funny how Obama got blamed up and down for high gas prices, but now that they are lower, right-wing knuckle-draggers "suddenly" understand how it actually works.

Comment by Anonymous

V Now *THAT* is a funny joke, in fact it's best on here in a long time. Liberals and progressives being patriots? ROLFLMAO Thanks man for the laugh.

Comment by Anonymous

You all realize that this is a joke since conservatives don't have a sense of humor, right? Calling progressives and liberals "Sheeps" is really really funny to us. We know that the president is not in control of the price of gas, but Gingrich promised that he could get the price down in if he won in 2012. That is the joke, you blame the President of the free world for everything and once we turn it back on you all, you take the bait. You all just don't get it, it's sad, it's embarrassing to all patriots.

Comment by Anonymous

Not really. Really it is being done by OPEC to try and break the US production since for the 1st time the US is actually producing enough to make a difference. The side effect is the Russian economy but last I checked OPEC does not do what the US wants. But you are right this is just a temporary situation.

Comment by Anonymous

The reason for low gas prices is because its a plan of USAllies to destroy Rusky economy, wait few months and gas will be 100 USD / barrell

Comment by Anonymous

Another uninformed sheep.

Comment by Anonymous

Obama is clinically insane and you need to understand how gas prices work.

Comment by Anonymous

You need a clue for your lack of understanding how gas prices work. But don't worry too much you can't fix stupid.

Comment by Anonymous

You are too fucking black.

Posted 2015-02-09T06:02:25+01:00
I'll watch a music award show when the awards aren't voted on by 13-year-old girls.

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Comment by Anonymous

VVV I think that was two separate demographics ... 1) gay men and 2) Perverts hoping to catch a glimpse of those 13-year old girls.

Comment by Anonymous

V Oh she's dead? I'm so sorry! Probably all that cock she took killed her. Live like a whore, die like one I suppose.

Comment by Anonymous

VVV My mother is dead you one comeback douche canoe. You are such a lazy fat fuck you have not even seen that pathetic appendage in years Other than the occasional guy you lure in from Craigslist, neither has anyone else. But keep dreaming about how good you are with everyone's mother to try and make your pathetic existence more bearable between feeding times.

Comment by Anonymous

Why do gay men want to see 13 year old girls?

Comment by Anonymous

And watched by gay men and perverts hoping to catch a glimpse of those 13-year old girls.

Comment by Anonymous

VV Your mother doesn't think so, I blasted her face and made it look like a glazed donut but she took it like a champ. Gotta love that filthy, sloppy whore!

Comment by Anonymous

Beyonce can get a sex change and her fans would still love everything she does. They be like, :Yasss Bey! Slang that d!ck!"

Comment by Anonymous

v And yet you beat him and won again this year. Congrats 3 years in a row now.

Comment by Anonymous

VV And defending the Grammy Awards gets you nominated for Comecatcher of the Year

Comment by Anonymous

V Just knowing Beck won an award over Beyonce makes you a dicklicker.

Comment by Anonymous

You are right - because every 13 year old girl listens to Beck over Beyonce.... dumbass

Posted 2015-02-09T05:36:28+01:00
Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going.

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Comment by Anonymous

unless it breaks up in the air and then in can have more than one.

Comment by Anonymous

Yes, because a plane only has one destination.

Posted 2015-02-09T05:32:51+01:00
Sorry I broke up with you but you always fuck up the bag inside of the cereal box.

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Comment by Anonymous

That's funny because your mom was the bag who fucked anyone for a bowl of cereal.

Posted 2015-02-09T05:32:04+01:00
Your outdated references make me want to shoop.

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Comment by Anonymous

You better 23 skidoo while you still can.

Posted 2015-02-09T05:30:15+01:00
King size beds. Because get the fuck away from me.

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Posted 2015-02-09T02:57:05+01:00
Congrats to Sam, the most talented child from Will and Jada's family

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Posted 2015-02-07T06:47:56+01:00
When a female asks, what are you thinking? That's a trick question. Shut up and ask her how she got so beautiful.

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Posted 2015-02-07T06:45:58+01:00
Sex with some people can make you feel like you're in Paradise. Sex with others, Detroit.

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Posted 2015-02-07T06:45:34+01:00
Whenever the brain and the heart fight it's always the liver that suffers.

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Posted 2015-02-07T06:41:50+01:00
For a generation that allowed YOLO, BAE, and KIM KARDASHIAN to happen, you sure have a lot of fucking opinions on how things should be run.

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