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Posted 2014-10-21T15:59:51+02:00
Calm the fuck down guy with the Ed Hardy steering wheel cover, save some pussy for the rest of us.

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Posted 2014-10-21T15:59:33+02:00
FOX NEWS: NO NEW EBOLA VICTIMS IS CONCRETE PROOF OBAMA IS COVERING UP NEW EBOLA VICTIMS

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Comment by Anonymous

What are you like 12?

Comment by Anonymous

This just in: Douches use caps lock when posting.

Comment by Anonymous

REAL NEWS: THIS POSTS PROVES YOU ARE A DUMBASS

Posted 2014-10-21T15:58:33+02:00
I made a ton of huge mistakes at work today, but hey; that's all part of being a tattoo artist.

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Posted 2014-10-21T15:58:09+02:00
I want to commit the perfect murder but I'm worried it might be too late to establish a career in sports.

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Posted 2014-10-21T02:52:38+02:00
Everyday you're hustlin? EVERY day? Settle down Rick Ross. Everybody takes a day off here and there.

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Posted 2014-10-21T01:56:51+02:00
Were not going to need a 'do not disturb' sign. We're going to need a 'please don't call the police were fine' sign.

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Posted 2014-10-21T01:45:34+02:00
I'm like a kid in a candy store. I can't afford anything.

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Posted 2014-10-21T01:34:38+02:00
Calm the fuck down, different flavored Oreos. Nobody wants to make that kind of decision. Regular or Double stuff was hard enough.

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Posted 2014-10-21T01:21:10+02:00
You haven't really made it until people start using your name as a verb.

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Comment by Anonymous

Why so humble, bro?

Comment by Anonymous

Half the people on here just googled verb while the other half understood the irony in my statement.

Posted 2014-10-21T01:20:21+02:00
Shit's spiraling out of control and I'm all like "wheeeee."

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Posted 2014-10-21T01:19:16+02:00
I know I've had enough to drink when I have to concentrate to blink.

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Posted 2014-10-21T01:16:40+02:00
I'm a little stumped by this beer to pee volume ratio.

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Posted 2014-10-21T01:14:19+02:00
NEW COMMANDMENT: Thou shalt not start Christmas advertising when it is still October.

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Posted 2014-10-21T01:11:37+02:00
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore

Get a Life(3)
Posted 2014-10-20T06:16:48+02:00
Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.

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Comment by Anonymous

Unless it is working at Taco bell serving said breakfast.

Posted 2014-10-20T02:59:29+02:00
It's crazy to think that we constantly spin in the void of space on the arm of a spinning galaxy and some people are worried about dudes kissing

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Posted 2014-10-20T02:51:54+02:00
If you're suffering from injustice or oppression, hang in there; we're posting on social media as hard as we can

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Posted 2014-10-20T02:49:51+02:00
This is America, not France, please call him TheBron

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Comment by Anonymous

VV Maybe if you got a job and moved out of your parents house you would gain some self respect and stop being so angry.

Comment by Anonymous

V Try staying on your meds and ask your mom to show you where the caps lock key is so you look like less of a douche.

Comment by Anonymous

FUCK YOUR MOM YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT!!

Comment by Anonymous

Sharp and crsip humor

Posted 2014-10-20T02:46:38+02:00
Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard

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Posted 2014-10-20T00:01:49+02:00
Why can't the ice cream man just get a fuckin liquor license already

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