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Posted 2014-06-16T01:44:06+02:00
Dad's really drunk. The Olive Garden manager is threatening to cut off our breadsticks.

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Comment by Anonymous

Seriously, you posted this piece of inane crap? Retard, must have inherited from your retarded father.

Posted 2014-06-16T01:42:43+02:00
Crazy how every dad was born today

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Comment by Anonymous

crazy how the years of inbreeding in your family has resulted in pathetically idiotic you.

Posted 2014-06-16T01:39:53+02:00
Happy Father's Day to all the milkmen and UPS guys!

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Comment by Anonymous

Fuck your mom again?

Comment by Anonymous

the world is better off without you commenter, you know what to do

Comment by Anonymous

Don't forget to include your father, the lucky one in the 345 men your mom was with that week.

Posted 2014-06-15T23:02:17+02:00
Father's Day prank: leave your dad to get a pack of cigarettes

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Comment by Anonymous

YOU SUCK BALLS FAGGOT

Comment by Anonymous

sounds just like what your dad did to your mom as soon as she told him about his soon to be bastard kid.

Posted 2014-06-15T22:59:51+02:00
World Cup soccer motto: "Oooh, almost!"

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Posted 2014-06-15T22:59:38+02:00
I'm from the Friend Zone originally, but now I live in the Bae Area.

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Posted 2014-06-12T19:17:11+02:00
My car doesn't have a passenger airbag but don't worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you

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Posted 2014-06-12T19:16:23+02:00
Amar'e Stoudemire was just on MSNBC promoting his kosher cookbook so I want to wish Melo the best of luck in Miami

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Comment by Anonymous

If the post involved Stoudemire going on FOX News, the site would've found a way to twist it into a slam against the channel.

Comment by Anonymous

So go post your shit some place else. You illiterate bag of shit. Read where the fuck you're posting. This is a site for comical posts.

Comment by Anonymous

Sorry you posted this in the wrong universe. In this reality no one cares.

Posted by Werdbooty 2014-06-12T08:48:29+02:00
I'm-a start a new movement. Call it "People Against People Against People." Basically, we'd go around protesting anyone who is discriminating against someone else. Creed, colour, genitalia, it don't matter. If you have protesters and you feel they are being discriminatory, you give us a call and we'll be right over with signs and bullhorns to protest their protest. We can even have a slogan: "Hey you, Stop that!"

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Comment by Anonymous

Sounds like someone got all butt hurt over being outed.

Posted 2014-06-12T02:55:58+02:00
Instantly improve your day by picturing a corgi trying to climb through a doggy door that's too tall for his tiny legs.

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Comment by Anonymous

That's just fucking retarded.

Posted 2014-06-12T02:51:46+02:00
Humpty Dumpty sat on wall, Humpty Dumpty had great fall, All the king's horses & all the king's men, Were dead b/c George R.R. Martin is a dick

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Posted 2014-06-12T02:50:58+02:00
According to recent statistics, I have 100% no idea what I'm doing with my life

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Posted 2014-06-12T02:48:44+02:00
Yo girl, are you a hot dog cuz I really want you, but then I remember how many things went into you and it grosses me out

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Comment by Anonymous

V Your mother sucks them all

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Your mother sucks nigger dick.

Comment by Anonymous

v Feminist twat.

Comment by Anonymous

If this is how you thing or speak of women, you will never have a woman

Comment by Anonymous

When I think of how many "hotdogs" you have swallowed it grosses me out.

Posted 2014-06-12T02:47:08+02:00
I hate when you hold a door open but people keep coming so you can't leave then someone places a hat on you & oh great now you're the doorman

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Comment by Anonymous

I bet you hate it even more when you think you've made up some clever anecdote and then everyone recognizes how stupid it is

Posted 2014-06-12T02:45:00+02:00
When you're out & your cell battery is low: 1) lower screen brightness 2) turn off WiFi 3) crawl under table 4) weep softly til help arrives

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Posted 2014-06-12T02:43:07+02:00
"Would you like a bag for that?" asks the rude cashier, pointing to your face.

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Posted 2014-06-12T02:42:34+02:00
How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?

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Comment by Anonymous

V Original... not

Comment by Anonymous

Your moms back was cool with it way before horses were. Js..

Comment by Anonymous

v Lol, learn how to write before calling someone a moron, fuck wad.

Comment by Anonymous

Horse's ain't moron! !! Their broken! !

Posted 2014-06-12T02:40:19+02:00
"Get a load of this guy" - worst slogan for a sperm bank

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Comment by Anonymous

Lol, this is actually a good one.

Posted 2014-06-12T02:39:07+02:00
I think actors should line their walls with autographed pictures of restaurant owners.

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Posted 2014-06-12T02:36:59+02:00
If you're ever feeling down on your appearance, remember: even the ugliest potato can become a beautiful French fry

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