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Posted 2015-02-28T10:27:15+01:00
Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at your penis.

Epic(1)
Posted 2015-02-28T10:26:47+01:00
If you love something, feed it so much that it get's too fat for anyone else to want.

Funny(1)
Posted 2015-02-28T10:03:06+01:00
Movie idea: Freaky Friday2015: Your LinkedIn profile and your Tinder profile accidentally switch places.

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Posted 2015-02-28T02:53:07+01:00
Cop: ...and anything you say may be held against you. Me: Titties

Get a Life(1)
Posted 2015-02-28T02:48:31+01:00
GUYS IT JUST CHANGED AND THEN WENT BACK TO WHITE AND GOLD IM ALL ALONE IN MY HOUSE IM FREAKING OUT

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Posted 2015-02-28T02:46:40+01:00
My parents divorced over the white/gold black/blue dress debate

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Comment by Anonymous

your parents divorced because I was banging your mom.

Comment by Anonymous

It was a blue dress with some white staining.

Posted 2015-02-28T02:46:17+01:00
Looking forward to everyone's parents hearing about the dress in a few days and sending FW: FW: FW: FW: DRESS COLOR emails.

Get a Life(1)
Posted 2015-02-28T02:45:46+01:00
The only good thing about this is that professional journalists are being woken up and forced to write about a dress pic

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Posted 2015-02-28T02:44:25+01:00
Every minute 107 human beings die. What color is the dress?

Epic(1)
Posted 2015-02-28T02:43:13+01:00
Imagine if we cared about the environment as much as we care about the dress.

Get a Life(1)
Comment by Anonymous

fuck your dress bullshit

Posted 2015-02-28T02:41:56+01:00
I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their dress but by the content of their character.

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Comment by Anonymous

Bill Clinton?

Posted 2015-02-28T02:40:56+01:00
There's been an plane missing for like 6 months and yall don't give a shit but you don't fuck around when it comes to the color of a dress

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Posted 2015-02-28T02:40:18+01:00
Fifty Shades of This Ugly Fucking Dress.

Epic(1)
Posted 2015-02-28T02:36:42+01:00
Another picture of the dress: http://swiked.tumblr.com/post/112164479015/can-we-have-more-pictures-of-the-dress-please-we

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Posted 2015-02-28T02:36:24+01:00
A gif of the dress: http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bluedress-315-new.gif

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Comment by Anonymous

fuck your dress bullshit

Posted by Skylinesend 2015-02-27T13:31:57+01:00
Your shadow: What happens when light travels 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet by you.

Epic(1)
Posted 2015-02-26T22:59:02+01:00
It's high time we change the name of the Indian Ocean to Native American Ocean.

Epic(1)
Comment by Anonymous

its a damn shame when idiots come to a site for humor and take things way too frickin serious.... douche-bags!

Comment by Anonymous

VV Sarcasm is lost on the truly stupid. Take the stick out of your ass and lighten up a little. You must be so fun to be around.

Comment by Anonymous

V what they said

Comment by Anonymous

It's named after India, the country in Asia. There's a life beyond America. That's why they say Education is important. :)

Posted 2015-02-26T22:55:56+01:00
"You the bomb" "No you the bomb" Kind gesture in America. Argument in the Middle East.

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Posted 2015-02-26T22:14:30+01:00
My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

Epic(1)
Posted 2015-02-26T16:47:29+01:00
Having sex with your ex on a Thursday isn't cheating, it's a throwback.

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