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Posted 2014-04-16T22:11:36+02:00
Why not open a club that looks like a giant bathroom so everyone can just take selfies all night?

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Comment by Anonymous

And YOU can meet other queers for random gay encounters.

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V Ah the "wit" of the useless douche. So entertaining said no one ever.

Comment by Anonymous

And shit on your mom.

Posted 2014-04-16T22:09:45+02:00
When I hear a guy complain that being gay is unnatural I like to remind them that everytime they masturbate they are giving a guy a handjob

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Comment by Anonymous

v Lucky for you his daddy chose to fuck vaginas.

Comment by Anonymous

I wish your dad would have been gay.....Then we wouldn't have to put up with you!!

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V saltine american

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v What a remarkable ability you have... You can tell what people believe just by what they say...

Comment by Anonymous

So many fucking nasty Christians visit this website. You can tell its all rednecks by the comments and who likes what "jokes".

Comment by Anonymous

Being attracted to your own sex is a mental health issue, I mean who the fuck gets turned on by a dirty asshole? Fags should be burned at the stake.

Comment by Anonymous

v With lots of guns.

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V Owns a BIG closet.

Comment by Anonymous

Not only is this not funny, but it's stupid. Keep your gay bullshit to yourself, faggot.

Posted 2014-04-16T22:09:15+02:00
I asked the crossed eyed girl at McDonalds out and she told me she was seeing someone, I told her she could probably see both of us at once.

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Comment by Anonymous

Panty dropper... you're in. Now all you have to do is hit it like a caveman.

Posted 2014-04-16T22:05:56+02:00
I'm all for change as long as it doesn't directly affect my routine.

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Comment by Anonymous

You mean as long as your mom keeps paying for your WoW account.

Posted 2014-04-16T22:05:10+02:00
I've got good news and bad news. The good news is this post is almost over. The bad news is you read the whole thing.

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Comment by Anonymous

The real bad news is that this was posted.

Posted 2014-04-16T22:02:39+02:00
Just a boy standing in front of a girl, who's standing in front of a guy, who's in front of a family of four. Yep, I'm in line right now.

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Posted 2014-04-16T22:02:23+02:00
Remember when there was nothing to check and no device to check it on and all you did was live your life?

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Comment by Anonymous

Remember when this site had jokes?

Posted 2014-04-16T22:01:44+02:00
Slippers made out of Lego so that when you step on Lego you just get taller.

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Comment by Anonymous

And walking like a paraplegic.

Comment by Anonymous

Right, because Legos are always topside up...

Posted 2014-04-16T21:59:23+02:00
The heart has nothing to do with love, it is your brain having chemical reactions. But saying "I brain you" sounds extremely violent.

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Comment by Anonymous

You must be a pussy... sounds sexual, not violent.

Posted 2014-04-16T21:58:52+02:00
Relationship status: The wet spot in my bed is tears

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Comment by Anonymous

V Stupid American!!!!!!!!!! OOOO Canada!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

You cry too much, that's why no girl will fuck you, bitch.

Posted 2014-04-16T21:56:55+02:00
Our sex was so good the neighbors smoked after we finished.

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Comment by Anonymous

V Only Likes Dicks?

Comment by Anonymous

Hey...the 1960's want their joke back.

Comment by Anonymous

Smoked pole...

Posted 2014-04-16T21:56:07+02:00
People who post spoilers online should be dead the whole time like Bruce Willis was in the 6th Sense

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Comment by Anonymous

**********SPOILER ALERT********** I'm your real daddy.

Posted 2014-04-16T21:55:10+02:00
I think I'm funny - but looks aren't everything

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Comment by Anonymous

V Shut your ball washer.

Comment by Anonymous

Try not being retarded.

Posted 2014-04-16T21:51:29+02:00
I like my men like I like my coffee, held tightly between my thighs while I'm driving.

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Comment by Anonymous

v Perhaps I should get a life similar to yours... making cheesey insulting comments to strangers online because I like being butthurt all the time. Grow up.

Comment by Anonymous

And YOU'RE probably typing from your mom's Kindle while living in her basement because you're a total loser who makes cheesey insulting comments to strangers online for fun. Get a life.

Comment by Anonymous

You're probably too fat to put a guy's head between your legs, not that he'd want to anyway...

Posted 2014-04-16T21:49:58+02:00
According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business.

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Comment by Anonymous

You didn't go to high school, you dumb fuck.

Posted 2014-04-16T21:48:34+02:00
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.

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Comment by Anonymous

I almost laughed at this... 2 years ago when it was first posted.

Posted 2014-04-16T17:44:29+02:00
PREGREENING - creeping forward while waiting for a red light to change.

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Comment by Anonymous

Why are douche nozzles so desperate to make up stupid fuckin' words? Oh yeah, because they're douche nozzles.

Posted 2014-04-15T04:44:22+02:00
People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again.

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Comment by Anonymous

It's not funny haha, it's funny queer.

Comment by Anonymous

This is funny how?????????????????????????????????

Posted 2014-04-15T04:43:52+02:00
I get a Chinese accent when I order Chinese food.

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Comment by Anonymous

V No cupcake so I was not able to get your question. Please try again and type really slowly and with big letters.

Comment by Anonymous

v But the derp, derp, derp... Can you fuckin' read?

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vv but the testicles on the people you have been fucking does make them guys and you just a man ass loving faggot.

Comment by Anonymous

I'm so not the only one. I go from myself to buklau almost everytime

Comment by Anonymous

v Just because your mom doesn't have tits, doesn't make her a guy.

Comment by Anonymous

V and yet you stick with guys, faggot.

Comment by Anonymous

v Women have asses too, fuck tard.

Comment by Anonymous

v Are you gay guys so desperate you will fuck anything?

Comment by Anonymous

No, you get my dick in your ass.

Posted 2014-04-15T04:41:29+02:00
Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent

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Comment by Anonymous

v As if you have any power to dismiss me... who the fuck are you? Nobody... exactly. Just sit at home, become an agoraphobe and polish your guns repeatedly as you cry because the world is too much for you to handle.

Comment by Anonymous

V Wrong again cupcake. I do know that I have nothing to fear from a tough talking douche who posts shit online. But go on live in your fantasy world and keep playing those video games where you can be the hero and dream about shitting on people. If all you have is drivel like below then you are dismissed.

Comment by Anonymous

v It's not that I'm big and powerful, it's more the fact that you're a puny fuckin' bitch who has most likely never been in a fight. So, you're afraid of getting your ass kicked. Coward.

Comment by Anonymous

V I am sure it is in the social circles you dwell in. And of course I need a 45 because after all you are so big and powerful and brave cupcake. All of us on here fear you. No need to worry about my aim I have a laser sight.

Comment by Anonymous

v It's more common than you think, virgin. And it doesn't surprise me that a coward such as yourself would need a 45 to do anything to me. I hope your aim is good, pussy.

Comment by Anonymous

V and normal people shit on women. Yeah you have no serious issues.. well none that a 45 to the head would not fix.

Comment by Anonymous

v Clearly... because only lesbians eat poop, dumbass.

Comment by Anonymous

I made your mom lick it all up. Oh yeah she is a lesbian now.

Comment by Anonymous

I dropped a free deuce on your mother's $7,000 implants.


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