Any good valentine's day status' that maybe I could use on some of your mums or sistas?...I'm not getting my side pieces anything this year..so that will have to do
Your insecurities are deafening - bobby
Screw you all. Trump for president. Give us some new shit.
Bobby f**ked Bill as Hillary f**ked all your moms.
Hi. My name is Bobby !!
I'd take a lying womanizer like Bill any day of the week over an imbecile like Bush.
Someone start a new site
Cum in me
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife, Hillary got $8 million for hers. That’s $20 million for memories from two people who for eight years repeatedly testified under oath, that they couldn’t remember anything.
So, I was walking in downtown New York when I saw that there was a "Muslim Bookstore." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientel, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
I have stopped by to see all my children posting on here. Looks good, carry on children.
Don't mind me, just an innocent comment passing through looking for funny statuses.
Everyone knows to hate the goat f**king muslims. Quit hating on each other. Oh yeah, f**k Mexicans too.
V You're both fucking pussies.
VV You guys leave Beyonce alone!
VV says the lying, stealing, raping nigger.
V You are the best your race has to offer? Faggots would f**k thier sisters? Next time stay in school longer, ignorant cocksucker.
F**k white people. Inbred, sister f**king faggots.
Instead of bitching about the site, start posting new shit on this thread people!
Donald Trump use to run this site till he ran for election.
let me take over
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This site sucks asshole now
F#ck off ^
ok 13 days! time for new shit so i can seem funny and witty
There actually was a zebra and donkey that mated and they called the baby a zedonk (zee donk)
Yeah, because Debra was already taken.
Fun Fact: Donkeys and zebras actually can mate and their offspring is actually called a zonkey