Dear Braintrust-of-My-Friends: You will NOT know what that man saw when he walked in on his daughter, You will NOT see pics of Osama Bin Laden's dead body and there are NO free iPads. STOP CLICKING ON THESE LINKS & PERPETUATING THESE VIRUSES! Just stop, ask yourself "would an idiot do this?" You will not know the answer, but you will still want to click on the link. At this point, DON'T! Warm Regards, MA

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Comment by Anonymous

who's MA? i keep seeing these dear ___, ____, from MA

Comment by Anonymous

He's talking about the comment, derp.

Comment by Anonymous

...it does have a like button...

Comment by Anonymous

The status police - haha, this was actually very funny!!! I wish it had a LIKE button.

Comment by Anonymous

The status police - haha, this was actually very funny!!! I wish it had a LIKE button.

Comment by Anonymous

ha ha Status Police.....I wish this people would get a life!! Not everyone has seen all the post on here OMG grow up people

Comment by Anonymous

are you the status police?

Comment by Anonymous

This has been on here before!

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