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Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-03-12T19:22:46+01:00
If I was a farmer I'd name one of my cows Jagger and run around singing "I've Got the Moos Like Jagger" and I'd be popular among farmers.

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Comment by Anonymous

You know, it's really sad....Suthernfukr probably sits in a corner, in a fetal position waiting for someone to post something funny so he can copy and paste....so tragic.

Comment by Anonymous

gayest f**king status EVER!

Posted by Mrmckeehan 2012-03-08T14:14:51+01:00
I hate when a texting convo goes like this You: heyy. Them: hey! You: watzup? Them: nothin wbu? You: same. Them: cool. You: yea Them: haha. You: lol. Them: yep.

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Comment by Anonymous

story of my life

Posted 2012-03-04T02:41:31+01:00
After doing countless hours of research I have concluded that every woman on earth has a naked picture of them floating around online.

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Comment by Anonymous

I don't. Lololol.

Comment by Anonymous

I knew a creep who would send me pictures of his junk. It's not worth posting, LOL

Comment by Anonymous

Not all women are stupid enough to give a man a naked picture of her.

Comment by Anonymous

And they know some toad who put it there.

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-03-01T19:32:49+01:00
Product Marketing idea: Taylor Swiffer. Boom.

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Comment by Anonymous

Can i get one of those installed on my wife...??

Comment by Anonymous

...what kind of vending machines do you use?

Comment by Anonymous

Suthernfukr is like a vending machine. You put a quarter behind his ear, his teeth will fold back and Vaseline will start oozing out his nose.

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-28T20:39:35+01:00
My imaginary friend won't stop staring at me, what a nutjob.

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Comment by Anonymous

Kill yourself

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-28T20:33:43+01:00
Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook.

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Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-28T16:08:40+01:00
That which does not kill me has been everything so far.

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Comment by Anonymous

Sorry, wasn't hitting unlike, was moving the iPad screen

Posted 2012-02-28T05:08:17+01:00
More people are killed by toasters than sharks.So if you're swimming off the coast of Australia and see a pop up toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE.

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Comment by Anonymous

How many sharks are in your kitchen?

Posted 2012-02-27T17:41:14+01:00
Don't be surprised if someone who's been on the planet, two or three times longer than yourself, knows a thing or two that you don't.

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Comment by Anonymous

Hmmm.....here's a rope, take care if it...

Comment by Anonymous

Sooooooooooo unfunny queer

Comment by Anonymous

Just cause your old doesn't mean you can't be ignorant

Comment by Anonymous

This one has Captain Obvious written allllll over it

Comment by Anonymous

Just because someone is older, doesn't mean they are smarter or have more knowledge.

Posted 2012-02-26T06:22:08+01:00
Will some one please go steal one of my statues? I want to feel important.

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Comment by Anonymous

Put in your status where the statues are and I will steal one.

Comment by Anonymous

some one REALLY its someone. And status' first comment no.1 Jeez WTF your all drunk. I'm refusing commas because you are all so stupid.

Comment by Anonymous

I feel sad and violated if someone takes my gnome. At least leave a note.

Comment by Anonymous

Hell yeah...I'm looking for a man on a horse...got one of those? Just leave it in the front yard, I'll be right by. Don't worry about the pigeon doo-doo, I'll clean it myself.

Comment by Anonymous

Where do you live? I could use a good gargoyle or garden gnome!

Comment by Anonymous

did you mean status's?

Posted 2012-02-25T08:06:11+01:00
If Lindsay Lohan, Jeremy Lin & Laura Linney had a threesome you could call it the Triple Lindy.

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Comment by Anonymous

I have to get me one of those...stauses things. Where at Wal-Mart? And whoever posted this...GOOBER!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Dearr peacekeeprr below its.funny; funnier than.these terrible stauses..live a little no one is making threats only jokes

Comment by Anonymous

Dear people who like to talk shit on other people on the internet... karma's a bitch. I'd like to see you say the same shit in person. grow up.

Comment by Anonymous

.....andddddd yew still have a small penisssssss!!!!!bahaha :(

Comment by Dilligaf13

...it's still better than the comments below

Comment by Anonymous

Dear shiitty status approver you suck at life eat a limp Dick

Comment by Anonymous

hey leave him alone it probably took him 2 weeks to think of something clever like that

Comment by Anonymous

Make it foursome! Add you, so you can suck on Jeremy Lin's cock!

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-22T15:29:20+01:00
They say the more you drink the higher your tolerance is, but that's bullshit because my friend's an alcoholic & he still hates gays.

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Comment by Anonymous

Lots of damn fags in here! Suck ma dikc bitch

Comment by Anonymous

Fags deserve to go to hell.

Comment by Anonymous

Really...all this Gay shit is annoying go feed a hungry cat some dick. all of you

Comment by Anonymous

Your friend only hates gays because he dreams of ramming you in the ass all night.

Comment by Anonymous

My dads balls tasty sweaty.

Comment by Anonymous

Commented by james thomas. This is how you sign your name dick lover MichiganBadAzz! all are fucktarded in the butt. Go start a page or site of your own and then you can ban or debate with anybody you want. Suthfkr likes it in the rump and he chooses this venue to creep out the closet. Good for you buttfkr. And y'll the rest of ya should support his courage to oust his hidden sexual tendencies. Seriously, you are all gay. 20 comments. Dont you all waste enough time stealing all this anyways for your own walls that you need to waste even more pointless time arguing over this shit. If you feel empowered... Kudos. Internet gangsters, you lameasses make me laugh and this whole thread, created by the gayfkr is golden.

Comment by Anonymous

What does contributing to the site have to do with anything? Suthernfukr is posting really stupid shit and we're calling him out on it. You don't have to contribute to have an opinion. If we read something, we have every right to comment on it. Especially the lame ass statuses of Sfukr.

Comment by Anonymous

I wonder how many of the people complaining about suthernfukr actually contribute to this site... and I also wonder why people find it so hard to skip something if they see it's posted by someone who posts things they don't like, didn't realize anyone was holding a gun to there head and forcing them to read all the posts on this page.

Comment by Waggs

Haha..nice badazz

Comment by Anonymous

This is hilarious and for the fags commenting on it you would figure that they preach tolerance so much they would be able to tolerate a joke... But then again fags are retarded in the first place

Comment by Anonymous

Comment By MichiganBadAzz: Says the pussy still commenting under ANONYMOUS! PUSSY

Comment by Justkidding

Funny how people get so aggressive over grammatical errors.... LoL....

Comment by Anonymous

It doesn't matter if you post your "call sign," "handle," or anonymous, nobody know who the fuck you are anyway!

Comment by Anonymous

Comment By MichiganBadAzz: I love how all you tough guys post comments about someone HIDDEN behind anonymous! Bunch of f**king pussies. Yeah this guys stuff sucks, but be a man and post your call sign. F**king little girls.

Comment by Anonymous

Admit it, you get drunk on one beer and become gay and your friend hates you, lmfao!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Oh, I just want to add, just stopped by here, but just wanted to add a little something. FUCK YOU SOUTHERNFUKR!!!!!!!!! hahaha, you wish you virgin bastard!!!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Me too! I don't mind copying a few things, but this dumbass has no original material, everything he posts is old!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Wow, just what I was thinking!

Comment by Anonymous

Yep, he's got to go, we need to start a campaign to get him blocked from here, he's a damn nuisance!!!! Do us all a favor and save us the trouble of campaigning against you. Quit posting on here. No one really likes what you have to say, the ones who do are probably new her, so they haven't seen the repeat posts. Go away, Shoo!!!! Go far away and be a scarecrow for a farmer, they need you, we don't. Hang your pen up, quit copying and get a fucking life. Anything you post, we've already read somewhere else, try and think of something original.

Comment by Anonymous

I don't think so, if there was I would have blocked this bastard a long time ago!!! They keep posting it's copied crap over and over, hell, for all we know, he may work there and put them through cause no one in their right mind would consider this even a bit funny, it's freaking boring!!!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Honestly, is there a way to block people from posting on here, I love this but getting pretty sick of this Southern fucktard who can't spell for shit!!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Retard my ass, more like a freaktard that needs to go fuck himself, although I have a feeling he won't even fuck himself, as nasty as he is

Comment by Anonymous

He can't help it people, he's a retard, give him a break, lol

Comment by Anonymous

I wish I knew your friend.

Comment by Anonymous

The more my friend drinks, the more likely he is to "experiment" with being gay.

Comment by Anonymous

V hahahahahahahaha! Gay!

Comment by Anonymous

why do they let this stupid fucker keep posting on this site?? i can stand idiotic if it's funny... but this?? bummer statusstalker.... there must be a lot more submissions to pull from without using this same lame ass over and over

Comment by Anonymous

Your friend hates you, Suthernfukr!?! What kind of friend is that?

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-21T21:48:20+01:00
Why do they keep records of people who died due to alcohol, but not the records of people who were born thanks to it?

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Comment by Anonymous

To the 3rd commentor: We're sorry! We didn't know Sutherfukr's Significant Other was here defending him!

Comment by Anonymous

Oh stop... suthernfukr is just tryin to update his family tree and you guys are too busy joking around to appreciate his efforts.

Comment by Anonymous

You two below should totally date...you both have a really stupid & immature sense of humor. Perfect together. Congrats.

Comment by Anonymous

Lmao*comment below

Comment by Anonymous

I hope ur not talking because of personal experience..

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-21T18:17:40+01:00
I'm getting physical therapy for my back. I bet Spider-Man never has to get physical therapy for his back. I hate not being Spider-Man. :(

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Comment by Anonymous

F**king gayest thing I have ever read

Comment by Anonymous

Everyone who has commented on this post is a f**king faggot

Comment by Anonymous

your shit eaten response in saying its 2012 why are we still using this word, makes me sigh. Who appointed you to be the lord of the land and say that a particular word is too old to make reference to.

Comment by Anonymous

Probably written by a white person..

Comment by Anonymous

i can't believe it's 2012 and somebody still thinks the word nigger is offensive... you gadda come up with a better insult than that nowadays ya retarded cousin fucker

Comment by Anonymous

i hate reading statuses written by dumb ass niggers.

Comment by Anonymous

lmfao @ "combo breaker" i was wondering how long that shit was gonna go on...

Comment by Anonymous

Really folks??

Comment by Anonymous

Dee Dee Deeee!!!

Comment by Anonymous

C-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Even more more lamer comment below -_______-

Comment by Anonymous

Even more lamer comment below -___-

Comment by Anonymous

Even lamer comment below -_-

Comment by Anonymous

Yeah after im done with ur mom she is the one who will need back therapy!!

Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-21T16:11:09+01:00
Tattoos are like cats. You get one, then you have to get another, then you get more and more until you have to get rid of them using lasers.

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Posted 2012-02-21T09:20:09+01:00
"I just want to be LIKED," A Status Update

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Posted 2012-02-21T00:56:26+01:00
To do list: 1. Buy a turtle. 2. Name it "The Speed of Light". 3. Be able to honestly say "I can run faster than The Speed of Light"

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Comment by Anonymous

Lol Turtles are cute

Comment by Anonymous

Lol Turtles are cute

Comment by Anonymous

VVV Agreed VVV

Comment by Anonymous

This is retarded...

Comment by Anonymous

<3 I love TurtlesC:

Posted 2012-02-20T23:48:35+01:00
Instead of Prozac, I think doctors should write prescriptions for puppies.

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Comment by Anonymous

1st guy is a dipshit.... no big deal... but the 2nd guy... oh my god!! I hope he's not outdoors driving a car or something else that requires a brain!!! (Please lord don't let him have babies)

Comment by Anonymous

Yeah, so you can wedge it's tiny little head under your car tire and run it over. Very therapeutic.

Comment by Anonymous

Lmao 1st guy is a dipshit!

Comment by Anonymous

I have puppies and I'm fine, but then again, I'm not crazy, like most of you!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Dumbass didn't get it, just delete it and start over, lol

Comment by Anonymous

Um, if you get meds for puppies, you'll get good calming meds, you obviously missed the whole point....dumbass!!!

Comment by Anonymous

that is dumb because it takes a lot of patience to raise a puppy, doing this is not for someone who is on the edge because the puppy will put you there even if you are fine

Posted 2012-02-20T23:36:29+01:00
If she looks hot in her profile pics, but there isn't a single pic of her in 'Recent Images' then she's probably an ogre.

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Posted by Suthernfukr 2012-02-20T20:57:26+01:00
Thus far my day feels like an idea for a Nicki Minaj video.

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Comment by Anonymous

Yep, that equals to nothing what you have to say means a shit, so shut your AIDS infected, VD, tuberculosis, herpes infected mouth the f**k up!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Take a good look at your likes/dislikes/comments, divide them by 450- 300 x458-120 500 6-5x0=0

Comment by Anonymous

Really???? Shut the f**k up already you worthless piece of fly paper!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

That's so fucking stupid, your days are lame and boring, asswipe!!!

Comment by Anonymous

Really, my dog made that up and he's boring, pretty freaking lame!!!!


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