gayest f**king status EVER!
gay!!
story of my life
I don't. Lololol.
I knew a creep who would send me pictures of his junk. It's not worth posting, LOL
Not all women are stupid enough to give a man a naked picture of her.
And they know some toad who put it there.
Can i get one of those installed on my wife...??
VVV HAHA
...what kind of vending machines do you use?
Suthernfukr is like a vending machine. You put a quarter behind his ear, his teeth will fold back and Vaseline will start oozing out his nose.
You second
you first
please
Kill yourself
Sorry, wasn't hitting unlike, was moving the iPad screen
How many sharks are in your kitchen?
Hmmm.....here's a rope, take care if it...
Sooooooooooo unfunny queer
Just cause your old doesn't mean you can't be ignorant
This one has Captain Obvious written allllll over it
Just because someone is older, doesn't mean they are smarter or have more knowledge.
Put in your status where the statues are and I will steal one.
some one REALLY its someone. And status' first comment no.1 Jeez WTF your all drunk. I'm refusing commas because you are all so stupid.
statues
I feel sad and violated if someone takes my gnome. At least leave a note.
Hell yeah...I'm looking for a man on a horse...got one of those? Just leave it in the front yard, I'll be right by. Don't worry about the pigeon doo-doo, I'll clean it myself.
Where do you live? I could use a good gargoyle or garden gnome!
did you mean status's?
I have to get me one of those...stauses things. Where at Wal-Mart? And whoever posted this...GOOBER!!!
Dearr peacekeeprr below its.funny; funnier than.these terrible stauses..live a little no one is making threats only jokes
Dear people who like to talk shit on other people on the internet... karma's a bitch. I'd like to see you say the same shit in person. grow up.
.....andddddd yew still have a small penisssssss!!!!!bahaha :(
Dear shiitty status approver you suck at life eat a limp Dick
hey leave him alone it probably took him 2 weeks to think of something clever like that
Make it foursome! Add you, so you can suck on Jeremy Lin's cock!
Lots of damn fags in here! Suck ma dikc bitch
Fags deserve to go to hell.
Really...all this Gay shit is annoying go feed a hungry cat some dick. all of you
Your friend only hates gays because he dreams of ramming you in the ass all night.
My dads balls tasty sweaty.
Commented by james thomas. This is how you sign your name dick lover MichiganBadAzz! all are fucktarded in the butt. Go start a page or site of your own and then you can ban or debate with anybody you want. Suthfkr likes it in the rump and he chooses this venue to creep out the closet. Good for you buttfkr. And y'll the rest of ya should support his courage to oust his hidden sexual tendencies. Seriously, you are all gay. 20 comments. Dont you all waste enough time stealing all this anyways for your own walls that you need to waste even more pointless time arguing over this shit. If you feel empowered... Kudos. Internet gangsters, you lameasses make me laugh and this whole thread, created by the gayfkr is golden.
What does contributing to the site have to do with anything? Suthernfukr is posting really stupid shit and we're calling him out on it. You don't have to contribute to have an opinion. If we read something, we have every right to comment on it. Especially the lame ass statuses of Sfukr.
I wonder how many of the people complaining about suthernfukr actually contribute to this site... and I also wonder why people find it so hard to skip something if they see it's posted by someone who posts things they don't like, didn't realize anyone was holding a gun to there head and forcing them to read all the posts on this page.
This is hilarious and for the fags commenting on it you would figure that they preach tolerance so much they would be able to tolerate a joke... But then again fags are retarded in the first place
Comment By MichiganBadAzz: Says the pussy still commenting under ANONYMOUS! PUSSY
It doesn't matter if you post your "call sign," "handle," or anonymous, nobody know who the fuck you are anyway!
Comment By MichiganBadAzz: I love how all you tough guys post comments about someone HIDDEN behind anonymous! Bunch of f**king pussies. Yeah this guys stuff sucks, but be a man and post your call sign. F**king little girls.
Admit it, you get drunk on one beer and become gay and your friend hates you, lmfao!!!!
Oh, I just want to add, just stopped by here, but just wanted to add a little something. FUCK YOU SOUTHERNFUKR!!!!!!!!! hahaha, you wish you virgin bastard!!!!!!!
Me too! I don't mind copying a few things, but this dumbass has no original material, everything he posts is old!!!!
Wow, just what I was thinking!
Yep, he's got to go, we need to start a campaign to get him blocked from here, he's a damn nuisance!!!! Do us all a favor and save us the trouble of campaigning against you. Quit posting on here. No one really likes what you have to say, the ones who do are probably new her, so they haven't seen the repeat posts. Go away, Shoo!!!! Go far away and be a scarecrow for a farmer, they need you, we don't. Hang your pen up, quit copying and get a fucking life. Anything you post, we've already read somewhere else, try and think of something original.
Right dat!
I don't think so, if there was I would have blocked this bastard a long time ago!!! They keep posting it's copied crap over and over, hell, for all we know, he may work there and put them through cause no one in their right mind would consider this even a bit funny, it's freaking boring!!!!!!!
Honestly, is there a way to block people from posting on here, I love this but getting pretty sick of this Southern fucktard who can't spell for shit!!!!!!
Retard my ass, more like a freaktard that needs to go fuck himself, although I have a feeling he won't even fuck himself, as nasty as he is
He can't help it people, he's a retard, give him a break, lol
I wish I knew your friend.
The more my friend drinks, the more likely he is to "experiment" with being gay.
V hahahahahahahaha! Gay!
why do they let this stupid fucker keep posting on this site?? i can stand idiotic if it's funny... but this?? bummer statusstalker.... there must be a lot more submissions to pull from without using this same lame ass over and over
Your friend hates you, Suthernfukr!?! What kind of friend is that?
hahahaha
Hahahahaha
To the 3rd commentor: We're sorry! We didn't know Sutherfukr's Significant Other was here defending him!
Oh stop... suthernfukr is just tryin to update his family tree and you guys are too busy joking around to appreciate his efforts.
You two below should totally date...you both have a really stupid & immature sense of humor. Perfect together. Congrats.
Lmao*comment below
I hope ur not talking because of personal experience..
F**king gayest thing I have ever read
Everyone who has commented on this post is a f**king faggot
your shit eaten response in saying its 2012 why are we still using this word, makes me sigh. Who appointed you to be the lord of the land and say that a particular word is too old to make reference to.
Probably written by a white person..
i can't believe it's 2012 and somebody still thinks the word nigger is offensive... you gadda come up with a better insult than that nowadays ya retarded cousin fucker
i hate reading statuses written by dumb ass niggers.
lmfao @ "combo breaker" i was wondering how long that shit was gonna go on...
Really folks??
Dee Dee Deeee!!!
C-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Even more more lamer comment below -_______-
Even more lamer comment below -___-
Even lamer comment below -_-
Yeah after im done with ur mom she is the one who will need back therapy!!
vvvvI agree!!
Lol Turtles are cute
Lol Turtles are cute
VVV Agreed VVV
This is retarded...
<3 I love TurtlesC:
1st guy is a dipshit.... no big deal... but the 2nd guy... oh my god!! I hope he's not outdoors driving a car or something else that requires a brain!!! (Please lord don't let him have babies)
Yeah, so you can wedge it's tiny little head under your car tire and run it over. Very therapeutic.
Lmao 1st guy is a dipshit!
I have puppies and I'm fine, but then again, I'm not crazy, like most of you!!!!
Dumbass didn't get it, just delete it and start over, lol
Um, if you get meds for puppies, you'll get good calming meds, you obviously missed the whole point....dumbass!!!
that is dumb because it takes a lot of patience to raise a puppy, doing this is not for someone who is on the edge because the puppy will put you there even if you are fine
Yep, that equals to nothing what you have to say means a shit, so shut your AIDS infected, VD, tuberculosis, herpes infected mouth the f**k up!!!!
Take a good look at your likes/dislikes/comments, divide them by 450- 300 x458-120 500 6-5x0=0
Really???? Shut the f**k up already you worthless piece of fly paper!!!!
That's so fucking stupid, your days are lame and boring, asswipe!!!
Really, my dog made that up and he's boring, pretty freaking lame!!!!
You know, it's really sad....Suthernfukr probably sits in a corner, in a fetal position waiting for someone to post something funny so he can copy and paste....so tragic.