I don't get it
move v v v
Mine mo e to the rhythm of the beat!
I've always noticed they withdrawl inside me when I'm watching scary movies or in the cold.
Dont act like youve never wanted to know why they move like that
My balls start moving cause your mama's tonguing them.
This was a great party !!! I got to fuck a chick named Leah. She wanted me to fuck her in the ass and she took it all like a champ. Thanks !!!!
Lame as fuck
fuck your girl in my new wip now her pussy got the new car smell
Ha ha ha this is so funny you all know this is for fun just relax
Why do women have cunts? So men will talk to them.
So apparently no one can take joke.. lol to all the losers who have no life and comments nasty things about JOKE.
It's for the money shot...here...let me show you.
That's were women are suppose to preform CPR : )
so they can be open minded. duh!
I thought men enjoyed putting their faces in chum buckets and getting all stinky.
yeah, this is stupid. the hole is actually so men can PISS, you stupid ass bitch.
You should never surf with a woman, a shark can smell blood from a mile away and women bleed 3 months out of the year, their cunts are like ready serve chum buckets, no wonder soul surfer only had one arm
I guess we now know then why you have a hole in your vagina...
girls are really stupid
hahahaha vv
Alisa your starting to remind us of that whore Leah6666 dont be like that girl.. lol
that was fuken retarded
Nope, so they can pee
Keep it up work your way up to taking his stapler and moving his pictures around or something
Lame.
You obviously live in a false reality.
Not sure if we are all human? as of this year minorities take 53% of our population in babies born in the US. We are all merging into one color, Does it matter? nope. Gay, Bi, Lesbian, transgender, and straight. we all are gonna die, and leave it to the next ignorant generation
I would say I wish your kids would grow up being straight but we all know that's not going to happen.
To the second post down. Just because you cannot find someone of the opposite sex that loves you don't wish your problem on others.
So, how about those who are not in favor for legalizing marijuana? That's the real question. I have no problem with people who are gay and to the guy who said "the world needs more children? Kid you're a joke".. no sir, you are. We are not overpopulated and that has been proved along with other irrelevant things.
The last comment is funny. Like being gay is a learned trait. I hope your kids are gay so that you might learn a little tolerance... Although with thinking like that, you'll just disown them. Pathetic.
Put all of the lesbians on one island and fags on another and after one generation our problem will be solved.
I disliked before I read it ALL.... Sorry... Probably the same thing many of the idiots that left comments did too....
I chose to be gay like you chose to be straight.
Hahaha this is hilarious! Gays should be put into concentration camps and thrown in gas chambers!
Oh yes... the sanctity of marriage debate... lets divorce 3 times, have a couple of mistresses on the side a bunch of illegitimate kids and deny a couple who happen to be monogamous and gay a chance to have one loving marriage? That is soooo reasonable. I am obviously surrounded by a bunch of bigoted fuckwits here. Does anyone understand the definition of civil rights? Let me help... CIVIL RIGHTS: A broad range of privileges and rights guaranteed by the United States Constitution and subsequent amendments and laws that guarantee fundamental freedoms to all individuals. These freedoms include the rights of free expression and action ( civil liberties); the right to enter into contracts, own property, and initiate lawsuits; the rights of due process and equal protection of the laws; opportunities in education and work; the freedom to live, travel, and use public facilities wherever one chooses; and the right to participate in the democratic political system. We are not doing our job as Americans here... It is in our constitution that this group should be able to enter into contracts of marriage... hypocrisy at its finest... all because in the 20th century, our government was belied by hateful religious asshats... did you know we did not have God on our currency or in our pledge of allegiance until the 20th century? Learn your history. As Martin Luther King said it so eloquently, "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools." You don't have to LIKE what gay people do, but it is your job as an American to uphold their rights as citizens.
Im all for gay-marriage and this is a prime example of why I believe it! It's the perfect amount of sarcasm to make people (although not on here because these people are not an educated audience-apparently) Great example,"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall." HAHA How does the choice that somebody else makes to marry the same sex effect my life in any way????
Good grief to this poster and the couple others like him. Please familiarize yourself with the term "sarcasm". "You're a fucking moron. I would curb stomp the fuck out of your face. So if I get legally married to my girlfriend, and we never have kids, it isn't valid? Makes complete sense. And the world needs more children? Lmao kid, you're a joke. You're the perfect example of why we DON'T need more."
Because striaght women dont suck dick and get fucked in the ass?
There's no sanctity in sucking Dick and getting fucked in the ass...
Children can never succeed without both a male and femal role model at home - blimey that must be why my daughter has just got a First at University and been accepted on a Degree Course and my Son has 4 Grade A, A Levels. Oh hang about though my husband went off with my best friend so there was only me - I'm SUCH a failure he would have got five A Levels otherwise...
Do what you want, you'll answer for your sins in the end. Can't change the mind of ignorant people on a silly website called statusstalker. A marriage is between a man and a woman. Don't like it? Then don't get married. Be the annoying faggot that doesn't think you are being treated fairly. You CHOSE to be gay. Sorry, you made the wrong choice fag.
i think gays are nature's way to keep our population in check....
Adam and Eve was married?
gay people have just as much of a right to as miserable as everyone else. let them get married
You're a fucking moron. I would curb stomp the fuck out of your face. So if I get legally married to my girlfriend, and we never have kids, it isn't valid? Makes complete sense. And the world needs more children? Lmao kid, you're a joke. You're the perfect example of why we DON'T need more.
You are a pig. And so are the rest of you. People should marry whoever they want. You must be a christian.
You are a pig. And so are the rest of you. People should marry whoever they want. You must be a christian.
I agree this is not fb or twit friendly
GOT DAM HOMIE YOU PUT UP A SMALL NOVEL ...WTF....i cant but this on twitter.
Personally I don't care who gets married....as long as it isn't me..
It's a freaking status not a diary
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
i believe in god, i just hate his fan club......
one man one woman
Fucking fag
Fucking fag
too lazy to read all this shit ...
This is by far the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, and I'm sick of seeing it everywhere on the internet.
ok you need to be shot
This is the realist thing I've ever read
You just wait...
I love this. This is awesome!
I wish your parents were gay..... then we would not have to deal with you and this bull crap!!
Lesbians are hot, Dykes are not!
That's gay!
I think they should ban straight marriage. They're the ones who ruined the sanctity of it to begin with...
lol to the below
Go sit in the corner!
how does something this FING RETARDED make the cut??
I posted this a month ago....
Yeah and you're like a month and a half behind, douchebag.
Two comments down...how many times are you going to copy and paste that same lame comment. Uneducated and ignorant it seems. I do know something about the tax breaks. The loopholes that cause the rich to pay less than middle and lower class are astounding. Racism? Ever heard of male and white privilege? Guess not or you wouldn't have made your uneducated comment. It has been proven that it is impossible to live on minimum wage without help from the government. Again, uneducated. Please, you state the I.Q. comment and yet, it seems that you would have less than at least a score of 100, that is if you even graduated high school. This comment has been provided by a white female that has assuredly at least thirty more points to her I.Q. than you sir. Please, stop reading propaganda on your parents couch and go out and get a real education.
lets keep the politics off status stalker, this site is for humor, not lectures.
You are right!!! So let's turn all the murderer's, rapist, child molesters, and the rest of the criminals loose.... I sorry for infringing on their freedom!!! Just Stupid!!!
If you complain about tax breaks for the rich, you don't know anything about our tax system and should probably check yourself into an institution. My right to own firearms protects your right to tell me I can't. All media is bias the government is corrupt. If we keep printing money we will end up like Germany after WW1 and in many ways we are like them because of the national debt being astronomical just like germanys reparation payments. Affirmative action is racist against whites, yes it is possible to be racist against whites. Whites were enslaved for hundreds of years in oriental countries and yet we do not bitch about it. It is possible to live off of minimum wage it's called livin within your means. These are the facts of life, if you dispute them your I.Q. (your ability to comprehend logic) is less than that of a dead dog.
Yup. He's practicing it...like a chant. It's probably gonna be seen a few post below again. His friend (who is clearly a dog) has had to hear him recite it numerous times. His mother had to hear parts of it while bringing his salsbury steak and buttered bread down to the basement. I doubt he owns a car....but I bet if he did...it would be a "2007 Dodge Intrepid".
Epic comment below!!
vvv the most ignorant comment i've ever read on status stalker... glad he's in his mothers basement where he can't do any harm... and REALLY glad he'll never have any kids
So, you support my desire to marry 5 women simultaneously? that's nice of you. Oh, my neighbor wants to marry his dog....that cool to? I saw this dude on t.v that was in love with his car. Will you usher his wedding? see, the point is moron, if you start altering what "marriage" is, there's no stopping it. You can't tell a guy he's right for wanting to marry another guy, n then tell another guy that he's wrong for wanting multiple wives. GET IT??? The tax breaks should be great for the guy and his dog....oh, and when the dude marries his car and adopts a child with it legally, the birth certificate will have the mother listed as: "2007 Dodge Intrepid".....yea that's logical, but again, if you want equal rights for EVERYONE, that includes weirdo's who love their car. RIGHT'S are subjective. I don't have the RIGHT to punch you in the face, even tho i want to do so. Stop denying my rights, right? moron
Oh, lovely. I`m a chick and now..I`m watching a gay three-some. How delightful.
Whoa threesome, i'm in!
And now you're under me... Queer
The guy below me is calling it gay ... but he's under me! Haha lmfao rofl lol lmao get it?
this one is so gay its a FAg
Is it just me or does it seem like the world is spinning?
Kill yourself, Emo Queen....
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People only know about them because of Ellen! You idiotic bitches. The song is fucking old!
You can't say it or spell it. Double fail.
its "Gotye" bitch!
Go-tee-aye
Not very funny, but I think that was the point.
It would help if it was spelled right! Gotye*
Lmfao.
Sick Fuck!!!!!
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