Become a pill popper, genius
Stop being a pussy and do as the guy below says.
just put it in ur starbucks cup....or water bottle....or pretty much any other non-alcoholic drink receptacle
Girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food are typically batshit crazy. Come to think of it, so are the ones who don't....OK forget it.
That no matter the bullshit we are not turning gay? Not sure what point u are attempting there...
It's funny all the ways that women bag on men... "assholes, pigs, douches, stupid, etc..." And you still have sex with them and marry them. What does that say about you?
I changed my mind and I just have to tell you now. It's Cher, Elton John, Lady Gaga, Macklemore, Melissa Etheridge, Adam Lambert and anything by George Michael. Also yes, I would swallow his load.
I'll show you my playlist when you swallow my load.
it puts the lotion on its skin.
yup. they make you try on the outfit to "see if it's comfortable."
Lmfao guy below me ...I know right
And maybe this was funny when it was posted 8 years ago.
v See if you can blow your dad a few times so he will buy you a sense of humor.
These guys on the comments, I feel bad for them,,, :(, but I'm happy that at least you get act like you have a pair of balls. It's the closest you get to feeling like "tough guys" even if it's just on the internet.. Good for you.
Not me. I zip my pants and tell your mom to get the fuck out of my house.
And the prize is a blowjob from your dad. I know is something you get every day, but you did win still. Don’t let anyone take that away from you.
Looks like I won this argument!
Cunt is a big word for a 12 year old
vvv *stated ealier
vv I bet even your mom thinks you're a cunt. As unfunny as the joke is, it's still a joke. In case you've been asleep for the past few years, the "first world problems" jokes that have been going around, have been used in this context. Stop being a fuckin' retarded pussy.
Holy smokes, serious first-world people! Let's all get angry and philosophical and grammatically technical about a stupid joke. And I say "stupid" in the most politically-correct, non-discriminatory way possible. Get a job, people! Society needs your perfect English. This joke web site does not, particularly.
This statement is wrong because of context. You know damn good and well that this person was trying to say that living in a first world country means you have enough money to be able to snack and watch tv at the same time while people in economically depressed countries aren't able to do this feat. Like I started earlier these terms have nothing to do with the economic state of that country. And congratulations you caught me in a typo. You're right, I'm not only a retard I take it to a whole new level to be worthy of the title "professor".
So you have no answer to the question? And the first world knows what a retard is and you are surely one but keep trying to hide behind the oxford dictionary. A retard by any other name still is just as mentally deficient, window licker.
"Retard" means: to be delayed. "Retarded" means: people who are slow or limited in mental development. Make sure you know the terms you are using before you use them wrong.
And since the person who wrote this is likely in a country that is or sides with the US this statement is wrong how? Oh, and the word you wanted was any not achy, professor retard
Let's straighten this out. First world, second world, and third world have nothing to do with the economic state of a country. The terms were coined during the cold war era. First world - the United States and achy country that sided with us. Second world - the ussr and any country that sided with them. Third world- any country that didn't take a side. Make sure you know the terms you are using before you use them wrong and sound like a retard.
you either have a very quit TV or you eat your chips way to loud.
V his dick must've been cutoff at some point..
anyone who talks about chopping off a dick should burn in hell
Until the day you have to chop your own dick off for raping the neighbor's cat.
She was just on her period and she was crying at how small your pathetic dick was.
v Nah, she liked it after she stopped bleeding and crying.
I guess you need get get better aim, motherfucker
I missed your mom's cunt one time and stabbed her right in the chocolate starfish.