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FUN FACT: Only one word in the English language is ever pronounced correctly, and that word is correctly.
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Posted 2013-05-21T17:20:24+02:00
The cornerstone of my exercise program is diddly squats.
Comment by Anonymous
Oooooooollld
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v Wow...that was soooooo funny, douche bag.
Comment by Anonymous
VV stop talking about yourself.
Comment by Anonymous
Old!! And stupid.
Posted 2013-05-21T02:20:23+02:00
If anyone every texts me "who is this" I always respond "Jake from state farm"
Comment by Anonymous
v Glad you picked up on it. : )
Comment by Anonymous
>Wow! Do they ever text back and say, "Omfg, you are so fuckin' funny! Can I suck your dick?" I sense sarcasm. Very, very subtle sarcasm.
Comment by Anonymous
What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm??
Comment by Anonymous
Wow! Do they ever text back and say, "Omfg, you are so fuckin' funny! Can I suck your dick?"
Posted 2013-05-21T02:17:37+02:00
If your that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
Comment by Anonymous
Nope no body likes YOU
Comment by Anonymous
You're*
Posted 2013-05-21T02:05:29+02:00
Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your dick grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!!
Comment by Anonymous
The original enzyte commercial was shown during the superbowl -
Comment by Anonymous
That's what she said!
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I want a big penis :(
Comment by Anonymous
Nope. The religous right would be up in arms.
Posted 2013-05-20T23:42:36+02:00
Probably the most important lesson I learned as a kid was that three-horns never play with long-necks.
Comment by Anonymous
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA <3 THIS
Posted 2013-05-20T17:32:35+02:00
Kind of wish I didn't choose the thug life, everyone's really mean.
Comment by Anonymous
so stupid its hilarious. lol
Comment by Anonymous
dumbass
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Posted 2013-05-18T01:51:00+02:00
Opinions are like assholes - they're offered up more freely when people are drunk.
Comment by Anonymous
I'm guessing you are a butt slut? 8==> (0)
Posted 2013-05-18T01:43:37+02:00
Thank you Chinese restaurant placemats for allowing me to inform countless dinner dates that I was born in the Year of the Cock.
Comment by Anonymous
Me too! Never works the way I hope.
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You just masturbated to the Teletubbies. So basically, it was like child pornography.