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Posted 2016-07-27T17:09:25-06:00
Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.

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Comment by Anonymous

All these closet racists. Obnoxious as hell behind a screen as "anonymous" but cowardly as fuck when it comes to having an actual voice the real world. No worries. Karma is a bitch and she never fails.

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settle down snowflakes

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v It's just the same troll taking both sides, trying to get a rise out of people.

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You're white.......You're black....... Stop getting drawn in by these idiots!! If you still judge someone on their skin color....... You are a maggot of the lowest form!! Time to grow up boys!!

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you aren't white, bitch. you're the shit on society's shoe.

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ONLY a welfared nigger will vote for hillary, white people aren't ignorant or cheap enough to fall for that trick just for some handouts lol.

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white people are garbage

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For the love!!!! Either put on some new statuses or let someone else run the site!!

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V Someone is projecting his personal fantasy I think.

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Trump wants hillary to get out the strapon and rape his lilly-white asshole

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we need an update on SS. Wake up the monkey admin!!

Comment by Anonymous

Nah, Trump want's to lose this election while convincing his followers that it was rigged so he can claim he really didn't "lose" and then use his mailing list of millions of new rubes to sell crap with his name on it.

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Trump wants to butt fuck Hillary

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Trump is a scumbag and so are his retarded , blind, dumbfuck followers.

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you never were.

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What happened to the posts? I'm not witty or clever anymore lol

Posted 2016-07-27T17:03:42-06:00
Despite the five second rule, you can never pick up the mic once dropped.

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Posted by Try2stopme 2016-07-14T02:17:24-06:00
I hate spelling errors. . You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

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Posted by Try2stopme 2016-07-14T02:15:21-06:00
My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.

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Posted 2016-07-03T00:35:44-06:00
Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.

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Posted 2016-06-20T21:19:54-06:00
Time doesn't exist. It's an exclusive construct derived from the primitive human mind. - I tell myself as I set my alarm for 6am

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Comment by Anonymous

V Your mom gonna clean out that fuckhole of hers anytime soon, it's almost fleet week?

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v v v This guy gets it.

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Who da fuck cares when you set it?

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I set my alarm for 5:30AM

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I set my alarm for 5:30AM

Posted 2016-06-20T21:12:06-06:00
Whenever I'm feeling fat, I try not to stress about it and just keep my chins up.

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Comment by Anonymous

You have more chins than china town because you're fat.

Posted 2016-06-20T21:07:37-06:00
As grandma used to say, "stop being a whiny little bitch and eat the fucking gluten".

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Posted 2016-06-20T21:06:31-06:00
My 5yo just told me I'm the meanest mom in the world so now I'm freaking out, like wtf I don't even have a speech prepared or anything.

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Comment by Anonymous

That's because you are the meanest mom in the world.

Posted 2016-06-20T21:02:19-06:00
If anyone has ever told you that you snore, just know that person has very carefully weighed the pros and cons of letting you live.

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Posted 2016-06-20T21:00:44-06:00
“Unlimited talk and text” offers from cell phone companies sound more like a threat than a selling point.

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Posted 2016-06-20T20:59:34-06:00
If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I'm trying to unlock it more than two times, I'm driving off without you.

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Posted 2016-06-20T20:58:15-06:00
*Showing me a picture of your baby* Me: Is that a dog toy in the background? What kind of dog do you have? What's your dog's name?

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Posted 2016-06-20T20:57:08-06:00
I try to find the good in every situation. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.

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Jadinha?? Is that you?? hahaha

Posted 2016-06-16T18:46:49-06:00
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.

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Posted 2016-06-13T23:41:02-06:00
Based on the sounds coming from my neighbor's’ house, they’re either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from IKEA.

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Posted 2016-06-13T23:36:44-06:00
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Posted 2016-06-09T17:48:23-06:00
*gets waitress's phone number* *texts her before meal is over* "Napkins????"

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Posted 2016-06-09T13:19:59-06:00
figured out today that my GPS has auto-correct....I put in "Beach house" and ended up in my ex's driveway.

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Comment by Anonymous

Ahhh Gotcha. Thanks!

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V The auto-correct changed it to "bitch house" thus sending him to his ex's place. It's just not funny.

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Ummmmm. What? This makes no sense.

Posted 2016-05-31T17:45:41-06:00
Sometimes you can tell it’s going to be a bad day when someone you don’t like is smiling.

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