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Posted 2015-05-25T23:07:42+02:00
Good things come to those who wait, 2-5 business days.

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Posted 2015-05-22T07:55:50+02:00
I go to porn sites and write in the comment section, "Why are you doin this? Your father and I are so sad. Please come home!"

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Comment by Anonymous

V If you read it one more time.. what?

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If I read this ONE.....MORE......TIME!!!

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👇😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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V You have been seeing it because he puts it on the gay men porn sites.

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I've been seeing this one for years.............

Posted 2015-05-22T07:54:36+02:00
I wouldn't call it a super power but I have the ability to form an opinion and then keep it to myself.

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Comment by Anonymous

If you smiled then you've gots to be gay!

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V I hate that I smiled when I read the comment, but I did

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I have the ability to form deez nutz in your mouth bitch!

Posted 2015-05-20T07:29:30+02:00
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"

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Comment by Anonymous

That's such an awesome response. Thank you, commenter #1!

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One of the drawbacks is that you have to tell everyone about it.

Posted 2015-05-20T07:17:38+02:00
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee

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Posted 2015-05-20T07:16:41+02:00
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam

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Posted 2015-05-20T07:09:03+02:00
Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"

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Comment by Anonymous

/ ..."looks stupid"?? I love it when the grammer spammers come on here trying to act all intelligent. Epic Failure. Bwahahaha.

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Best one, a detector that corrects your spelling mistakes before you post online and looks stupid.

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T better yet a smoke detector that puts the fire on you neighbors house.

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Just Kidding: Kitchen Edition.

Posted 2015-05-20T07:02:38+02:00
You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.

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Posted 2015-05-20T02:04:18+02:00
A lot of you lose your shit and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.

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Posted 2015-05-19T02:39:09+02:00
[job interview] "Says here you have some anger issues?" *leans in close* I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THAT SAYS

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Posted 2015-05-18T04:59:50+02:00
Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.

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Comment by Anonymous

Oh that was a JOKE.. wow here I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. I guess twat waffles like you will laugh at anything.

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Guess you should just recognize a JOKE and shut the fuck up

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Guess you should've worked smarter not harder

Posted 2015-05-18T04:50:11+02:00
If my Dr. ever told me that one more slice of pizza would kill me, it would be the hardest thing I ever did. .....trying to decide where to order that pizza from

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Comment by Anonymous

Just get a new doctor. Problem solved. Boom.

Posted 2015-05-16T04:52:43+02:00
Life hack: If you keep your mouth shut, no one will know you're so stupid

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Comment by Anonymous

fuckin yopu always running his mouth..

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I told yopu not to talk, now everybody knows the truth

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That is in the bible.

Posted 2015-05-15T06:33:55+02:00
So many angry people on the internet. Get laid.

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Comment by Anonymous

V So sorry something on the internet did not meet with your high standards. We have top people working on that now to make sure you never are disappointed again.

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We are getting laid and waking quite happy, then we read this shit.

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Is your mom in town again?

Posted 2015-05-13T05:12:18+02:00
Son: dad I don't know anything about women Dad: then you are at the point where I can teach you no more, you are ready

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Comment by Anonymous

Is this the way you both decided to come out of the closet?

Posted 2015-05-12T01:30:19+02:00
It's like my dad always told me: cheaters never win, they just make millions of dollars, marry hot Brazilians and are worshiped as demigods

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Posted 2015-05-10T19:18:41+02:00
I wonder if Tom Brady gave him mom deflated balloons for Mother's day.

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Comment by Anonymous

Your mom's balloons have been deflated for decades.

Posted 2015-05-09T05:02:12+02:00
Girls with tattoos on your tits, Why? We're already looking at them.

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Posted 2015-05-09T04:36:32+02:00
The police need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "LA Superior Court."

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Posted 2015-05-07T08:04:44+02:00
I don't have a comeback so I'm just going to correct your grammar and spelling.

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Comment by Anonymous

their our sew many eras in the responses ITS hilarious) YOUR awl in need of 3rd grayed grammer;

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There are so many errors in the responses IT'S hilarious. YOU'RE all in need of 3rd grade grammar.

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Wow are you obtuse. I have seen bathroom buckshot with more grasp of reality than you seem to have. But really, thnx u 4 all yur help. I is so glad i made a gud impreshun with you bcuz i really do care about what you think of me. Someday I hope to be a fap farmer just like you when I get old. Oh I am sorry, I guess maybe I am still am not making a good impression and all I wanted in life was for YOU to like me. Sigh....... :(

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Wow...you lose...so your argument is that you dont have to use good grammar all the time..and if you could care less than why post on it at all?..let alone return comments on this thread..and your fav. word must be asshat because you use it SO OFTEN.....the only person who looks like an asshat is you "oh i only posted that original comment with misspelling to see who would take the bait..ohahaha got you..thanks for the laugh."...that sounds COMPLETELY retarded..and like an asshat..you dont even understand who you are smh...first impressions are everything...we all know what you are....good luck in life..seems like you've got everything in control and you are going places....

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VV In real life sure I take pride, but posting as anonymous on a website like this?!? Who the fuck cares but an uptight prick who is too full of themselves. But I suppose you can sleep well in your knowledge that because you wrote out everything so pretty like, you are a better person than the rest of us. Any a truly anal assshat would compare this post with a job resume and not understand that those typo's in my comment were put there on purpose to bring out people just like you. Thank you for not failing to give me a good laugh at today. And I could not care less what some anonymous internet asshat thinks of my post. But since it obviously is where you get your self worth, good job on youse grammer!!

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All of you go stand in the corner!

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im commenter number 2 and your premise lacks any serious logic....thats like saying math assholes are people who are always correcting your math mistakes...how is that being an asshole?...they are helping your dumbass out....would you buy products with grammar errors on the label?..would you submit a resume for a job with grammatical errors? you are lucky it says anonymous because in life you represent yourself...and sounding like an idiot gets you NOWHERE...you sound lazy....ALWAYS represent yourself as best you can...i would explain it to you further but you obviously know little about taking pride in yourself and how others perceive you

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Thank you to all the suckers (especially you commenter number 2) that proved my point by falling for the bate.. er I mean bait. There is no asshole like a grammar asshole. Please continue to get all butt hurt and keep on with your tirade. I will keep making intentional mistakes just to watch you get all bent out of shape. LOL Next douchebag says........ ^^^^^^

Comment by Anonymous

No need to worry. Future wars involving nukes will take care of the vermin that are overpopulating anyway....that will put an end to the bullshit.

Comment by Anonymous

I love hearing good cover up excuse as to why you think being a fucking retard in the United States is a right. It's not, fuck face. It actually hinders normal, hard working, articulate human beings who actually get it from being able to spread the smart around only because you and your offsprings shit all over your surroundings. This is done by making your stupidity contagious to potentially intelligent individuals who fuck up just like you. And now POOF! We have 5 billion fucking idiots marching the streets of each state we live in, professing endless agendas about horseshit. So, fuck you! Go learn how to write and speak English in the country that you live in. Otherwise, youz aint gonna b sheeit.

Comment by Anonymous

You can continue to go fuck yourself as far as getting out of being fucked up the dumper for mangling the English language. If you're too stupid to spell or articulate every day English then correction is rightly warranted. Fuck a comeback. A grammar check will suffice. You're not weasling out of getting ass slammed for mistakes like that, you motherfucker! Oh and fuck you.

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*and ha whoops

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its "thanks for YOUR honesty"....and its "spelling" you failed in spelling a grammar lol and thats my comeback as well...thats called a trifecta

Comment by Anonymous

thanks you for youre honesty. It takes a big man to admit he is too stupid to come up with a good rebuttle. Any asshat can make a speling and grammar corrections.


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