Stalked on 01/23/2013 @ 2:31am
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

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Comment by Anonymous

true but not funny at all

Stalked on 01/15/2013 @ 2:33am
Dear iTunes and Adobe, Would it not be more time efficient to just tell us when you are NOT updating?

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Comment by Anonymous

foreal though

Stalked on 01/09/2013 @ 3:08am
Attention is to drama as oxygen is to fire.

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Stalked on 07/25/2012 @ 5:59am
It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.

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Comment by Anonymous

Lol don't mention that dude. It will only encourage him to be more annoying

Comment by Anonymous

This one's for you person who comments "old" on everything. Bask in all your glory!

Stalked on 06/20/2012 @ 3:26pm
"Wow, That guy in the skinny jeans looks super sexy and manly!" Said no one ever.

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Stalked on 06/13/2012 @ 5:00pm
The total number of commercials I watch before online videos is roughly equal to the total number of commercials I USED to watch on TV.

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Stalked on 05/14/2012 @ 7:10pm
My ex always look so good when I run into her, but no amount of hot can cover up crazy.

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Stalked on 05/14/2012 @ 1:32pm
Money can't buy happiness, but it can steal someone elses.

Get a Life(9)
Comment by Anonymous

Do you enjoy being stupid?

Stalked on 05/13/2012 @ 4:58am
Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don't just trip and fall into someone's vagina.

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Comment by Anonymous

What if there's an explanation for this shit...What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick7?

Comment by Anonymous

why is it always the guy...like some cheating bitch can't accidently trip and fall on a dick!!!

Comment by Anonymous

HAHAHA...AT THE FIRST COMMENT

Comment by Anonymous

That's not true it is completely possible, the girl needs her legs spread and her hips at a 50-60 degree angle, and the guy needs to plant his knees first so the penis doesn't impact with all of the force from the fall

Stalked on 05/04/2012 @ 4:56pm
Bad decisions become good stories

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Stalked on 04/29/2012 @ 5:48am
100% of the people that talk shit about your life, have shittier lives than you.

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Stalked on 04/27/2012 @ 2:50am
Why are people so hostile on status stalker? We're all here for the same reason, to steal people's ideas and pretend they're our own.. We got something in common. Stop being assholes lol

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Comment by Anonymous

haha thts true

Comment by Anonymous

Because there are ass holes in the world that's why.

Comment by Leah6666

Id call u all tools, but even they serve a purpose.

Comment by Anonymous

im Leah6666 and i made a new profile so i could be anonymous just like all you pussies.... btw.... i love penis.. :)

Comment by Anonymous

FUCK ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS!

Comment by Anonymous

And seriously people who have a user name.....you ARE just as anonymous as everyone else and more than likely don't have any part of your real name in your user name. And even if you do, you're still freaking anonymous!

Comment by Leah6666

its leah6666 get it right bitches! ;-P

Comment by Anonymous

We're all ananymous, So shut your pie whole, Leah!

Comment by Anonymous

Ahhhh... maturity in its finest display...

Comment by Anonymous

How can you steal a status when all the statuses suck camel cock and leah666's washed up VaG! That is all

Comment by Anonymous

Hell yeah ... we're all here to steal statuses.

Comment by Anonymous

stop being such a whiner

Comment by Leah6666

notice all the hostile folks are always anonymous? they're scared to show themselves.... HATERS!

Comment by Anonymous

at least I got the balls to not post anonymously...

Comment by Anonymous

When u fell from heaven did it hurt? no why? Cause Bitch your face , is f**ked up!!

Comment by Anonymous

Did you fall off the stupid tree?

Comment by Anonymous

exactly... thank you

Stalked on 04/26/2012 @ 4:57pm
Its weird how fast "telling the truth" turns into "talking shit" when someone does something shitty.

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Stalked on 04/26/2012 @ 4:56pm
Being tough is easy. Being vulnerable is hard.

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Comment by Anonymous

Is that what you told Bubba in jail?

Stalked on 04/25/2012 @ 6:29pm
The leading cause of depression is reality.

Epic(4)
Comment by Anonymous

No f**king shit

Comment by Anonymous

Clap... Clap...

Stalked on 04/18/2012 @ 4:15am
Sometimes you can end up losing yourself trying to hold onto someone who doesn't care about losing you.

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Stalked on 04/18/2012 @ 4:07am
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

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Stalked on 04/14/2012 @ 7:53am
The hardest things to get are usually the easiest to lose.

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Stalked on 04/12/2012 @ 8:53pm
If the way you talk to someone isn't the same as the way you talk about them, perhaps you should do neither.

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Stalked on 04/10/2012 @ 4:37am
There may not be a cash cost but there's always a price to pay.

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