This is ridiculously stupid...whether you like Obama or not. And YES, he's TERRIBLE at his job and at life in general. I don't know if McCain or Romney would have been good but that doesn't change the fact that Obama SUCKS AT LIFE.
Anyone would have done better than that idiot. You can't get the ghetto out of this maroon in office. You voted for him because he was black and he's in favor of gay people. He's done nothing for America other than notarize fucking the same sex with a smile. Fucking idiocracy! You are all one big continental fucking Walmart!!!
Obama is the worst president to ever walk into the oval office. A bunch of you who support are in total fucking denial. Fuck you all for participating in the hype of that god damn campaign of his. The country is going into deeper hole now. The only thing that seems to be important for all of you is passing gay marriage. What a non political issue. Another band wagon hype isuue. America is great at doing shit like that. You are all a bunch of fuckheads with meaningless lives. A new war should do you good. Suck my fucking ass.
All of you Blue and Red sheep are fucking retarded. The Obama administration is corrupt as fuck. Blaming the other side doesn't make his terms less corrupt. "but Bush and Romney and McCain would be worse." Shut the fuck up. That doesn't change that Obama sucks at his job.
and when his shoes got wet, his supporters would blame Bush for it
Obama will suck even if he could fly without wings. You don't need to be a critic to figure that out. You must be one dumb fuck clearly walking in denial.
you are all idiots........like romney or mccain would have done any better.......dumbasses
black people can swim
According to his supporters, apparently he already did walk on water. Right before he created world peace, outscored every graduate who has ever graduated, lowered the sea level, fed every starving child by hand, and repaired the economies of the entire world. And he did it all with a mere swing of a golf club. And woe unto him who may deny the almighty power of the Obama. He shall be ridiculed unto the ends of the earth; for the Obama can do no evil. Thus sayeth the Democrat.
What black guy can swim? Get real.
If Obama supporters had a brain, they wouldn't be Obama supporters.
He'd want me to pay for it!! Obama = America's worst decision ever!!!
Pure Columbian coke on a mirror >
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Real Jokes > Lame jokes > Your "joke."
Beer from a keg > beer from a glass bottle > beer from a can
Coke from a black guy > Coke from a glass bottle
Ok? The evolution of Coke?
Nothing beats coke from.a glass bottle .
so bad it's funny
Am I the only person who finds this pretty funny
Bad, but kind of funny....ish
Jeez this is bad
Go stand in the corner!
what girls are you meeting... damn!
Bet you were up all night working on that one
v No, shame on you, fuck stick.
Shame on all you previous commenters.
Hey fag 3 comments down, hurry up and die from AIDS because you are fuckin' stupid.
What a dumbass status. I should stab u in the temple with a railroad spike
Best way to "kickstart" gay marriage.....to legalize polygamous marriage...after all, the fags do mean equal marriage rights for ALL, and not just marriage rights for gays...., right? Right? RIGHT??? Take your civil unions and stop bitching
Hey hetero's, if you don't like fags, STOP FUCKING YOUR BITCHES!! That would solve everything. Only 3 or 4 decades of you "straight" people and NO fucking, would probably do it. Remember, Heterosexuality breeds Homosexuality. If there's any people to blame for fags being born, it's you HETERO'S!!
Why aren't you dead, loser?
Yeah, gas showers just like in WWII.
Thumbs up for the guy who gave a thumbs down to the socialist European!!!!!
vvvvvv I masturbated too
What the hell? Regardless of whether this status was funny or not (it wasn't) some people on this page need to get laid rather than stoop to using a seventh grade vocabulary...
I have more oxygen in my lungs due to getting out more than the air that has collected in your head. Enjoy your weekend, o' great one easily amused by clowns and asshats.
LMAO at that one guy who said this was an "intelligent joke"!! You obviously need to get out more sir.
Sensitive little Brit aren't you? You're convinced that if I brought this view to an audience that I'd be slightly irked by their possible scary response? I could never be so fucking delighted knowing that a frown could be instilled upon every asshole in the room all because I spoke the truth. And, that's why people like you follow the band wagon instead and remain in the back of the classroom keeping their mouthes shut as opposed to really speaking their mind. Fuck this audence. They're too fucking stupid to understand anything that involves an IQ above a chimp's and dismiss it as "using big words". Quit being a fucking dork and realize that you're because what I said in the 3rd comment described your entire personality to the fucking T. Admit it and bow down!
Thumbs down for the ignorant arrogant fucking twat who wrote the 3rd comment. What an absolute idiot. Oh yeah hate on oeople because they don't like your pathetic joke, well done mate cop the fuck on you fucking Yank. No one gives two shits what you think of red necked uneducated moron we probably all have a higher level of education than you do. Do you live with your mum and like to use big words to make yourself feel smart? Everyone thinks you're thick so hop off your high horse and if you think your jokes are SO funny try a career in comedy. I guarantee your actual audiences will be a lot harsher and a bigger worry than the opinions of strangers on the Internet.
I masterbated while reading these comments
Thumbs down for socialist Europeans!
This status actually does rule. Unfortunately, the majority of SS followers are a bunch of typical urban rednecked uneducated fuck wads who wouldn't know a intelligent joke from their own Stephanie Meyer reading fuck hole. Hence, why the masses hop on the wagon of every topic that's popular, like faggot marriage and horseshit hipster Occupy protests. You are an utter shit for brains if you don't understand it. Continue looking up fart noises and fuck your mom jokes on YouTube, illiterate motherfucker.
V... I think they were talking about the story where Washington chopped down a cherry tree as a kid and when confronted by his dad said, "I can not tell a lie" Since Shakira made a song with the lyrics that her "hips don't lie". History lesson over and this status still sucks.
Abraham Lincoln bro..its "Honest Abe", not "honest George"
To put the obvious watching at end spoils it maybe put an idiot bracket fir people like below
This is not a very powerful joke.
Fuck like your ex is.... what...? Like they're watching? Like your ex is... what?
Do I sound religious when I say, FUCK Proposition 8?
Why can't religious people just lighten up a bit. Why can't someone make a joke and you just smile a bit. Chill...
Yeah, and it still looks like I am able to freely say, FUCK Proposition 8!
Wow, looks like we got two lovers posting before mine.
↓↓↓↓↓↓Yes! I couldn't have. said it better myself!
Propisition 8 is an April Fools joke. Try laughing now, cock sucker.
This makes me want to kill you
Just about the gayest Shit I've read today
doughnuts = testicles
I laughed lol
dumb as shit