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Posted 2013-05-21T19:43:29+02:00
SLEEP IN OR DIE TRYING

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:31:54+02:00
If you are ever having trouble on a test, just write "Jesus" for the answer because Jesus is always the answer.

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Comment by Anonymous

the answer is Google the real answer is 22 conspirist answer with chuck Norris/ Obama (same people) the real answer is ORANGE SODA. cause who loves orange soda....Answer answered # we jst figured out blues clues!!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

VV bitter much? so much venom for something that you say does not exist. Do you get that mad about ghost or big foot hunters too? I personally am pissed about kids that believe in the tooth fairy because that really ruins my life

Comment by Anonymous

Fucking stupid! Who the fuck is jesus? Oh ya, Oh ya, he's the dude that everyone prays to AFTER a tragedy. Where was your "jesus" before the tragedy? Oh ya, he was planning the tragedy that everyone would pray for afterwards. People are fucked up that believe in god!!

Posted 2013-05-21T03:35:02+02:00
I got arrested for giving out free drugs to everyone but I was just treating others the way I want to be treated

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Posted 2013-05-21T02:14:47+02:00
Opinions are like mustaches. They're only bad when women have them

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Comment by Anonymous

Q: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: nothing, she's already been told twice!

Posted 2013-05-18T01:38:46+02:00
I have a very short attention spaniards are sometimes named Inigo Montoya.

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Comment by Anonymous

You are obviously one of the staff members at SS. You must be Female. Go knit a hat or use a broom.

Posted 2013-05-17T23:46:05+02:00
Say F and G in Spanish. Now, how does that sound?

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Comment by Anonymous

Not really just confused. Expecting for an explanation Dilligaf13

Comment by Dilligaf13

Anonymous #2....was that a question?

Comment by Anonymous

• »(‧_‧?)Єн?« •

Comment by Anonymous

I don't get it?

Comment by Anonymous

oh...i see what you did there

Posted 2013-05-16T20:53:18+02:00
Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs was actually based upon the effects of cocaine & the 7 dwarfs were each of the side effects from the drug.

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Comment by Anonymous

coke is a stimulant used to keep you awake. sleepy is not one of those side effects

Comment by Anonymous

No it wasn't, and no they weren't. Another urban legend fail.

Comment by Anonymous

Walt Disney was a coke user when he created it. Doc means you end up GOING to the doctor idiot but still, shit status.

Comment by Anonymous

uMMMMMM.....DUMB,

Comment by Anonymous

Nobody that calls it snorking, that's for sure.

Comment by Anonymous

who the hell just becomes a doctor after snorking coke?

Posted 2013-05-15T18:44:12+02:00
College is like a big fun waterslide, but when you get to the bottom there are a million people in the pool and no water.

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Comment by Anonymous

Maybe only the ones who thought a major in Art was a wise decision..

Posted 2013-05-15T08:20:42+02:00
Maybe the goat doesn't moderate this site well enough because he keeps getting caught by his boss.

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Comment by Anonymous

Poor little retard.

Comment by Anonymous

Aww ain't children cute. Keep trying deary

Posted 2013-05-15T07:01:33+02:00
Wake up in the morning & I ask myself, is life worth living or should I blast myself? Then I remember that those are just lyrics to a song, I'm not that dramatic and I've got stuff to do.

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Comment by Anonymous

Fuck! You ARE the moderator aren't you?

Comment by Anonymous

VVVV yeah what this bag of human waste said!! Move along people.

Comment by Anonymous

This is also good for people who waste time being "offended." You have stuff to do...and if you don't, find something to do other than getting offended.

Posted by Rollincool 2013-05-15T06:21:07+02:00
If they took ALL the porn off the internet, there'd be a bunch of website asking for the porn back!

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Comment by Anonymous

Go hang yourself, you desperate retarded moron.

Posted 2013-05-15T04:15:03+02:00
I got 99 problems. I can only find 2 of my dalmations

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Comment by Anonymous

I killed the other 99. Problem solved. You can go back to fisting yourself. You're welcome.

Comment by Anonymous

You call them a fucktard but you obviously missed the 101 Dalmations reference... fucktard. Think before you comment.

Comment by Anonymous

I got 97 problems. I can only find 2 of my bitches. Fucktard!

Posted by Leah6666 2013-05-15T00:01:33+02:00
My daughter, Jenna, thinks I might be addicted to porn. So I asked my son, Jameson, what he thinks.

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Comment by Anonymous

Do you post ANYTHING original you idiot???

Comment by Anonymous

v You are retarded... Did you just grab a bunch of words out of thin air and try to string them together and hope no one would realize that you didn't make a complete, coherent fuckin' sentence?

Comment by Anonymous

This is sick. Unless u sick will u find ur funny doesn't matter what age the child unless u abusing them would u discuss porn with them

Comment by Anonymous

Not to mention, the age of the daughter was not given...So, why don't you chill the fuck out, commenter #1. You idiot fuckin' pussy.

Comment by Anonymous

Jenna Jameson you idiots

Comment by Anonymous

Shut up Heez! Its a FRICKING JOKE!

Comment by Heezunfadeable

Why the hell would your daughter know about your sexual addiction to porn? You sick fuck!!!

Posted 2013-05-12T14:37:48+02:00
Status stalker: the place where assholes can make stupid comments & not get punched in the face!!

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Comment by Anonymous

Isn't this anywhere on the Internet...

Comment by Anonymous

Status Stalker: The place where liberal pussies go to read comments and get offended because they are dumb cunts.

Posted 2013-05-11T18:27:44+02:00
There are probably a bunch of awesome hidden bookcase doors in the Playboy mansion but let's not kid ourselves they've never been found.

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Posted 2013-05-11T18:26:47+02:00
iF yoU AReN't dYing riGHt noW, You dOn'T haVE oCd.

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Posted 2013-05-10T22:08:56+02:00
Insanity workout? The fact I am even considering putting down my phone and getting off the couch is crazy enough, thanks.

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Posted 2013-05-08T21:31:24+02:00
I'll sleep when I'm* dead. *my battery is

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Posted 2013-05-08T15:57:05+02:00
Don't treat someone like a chocolate chip cookie who treats you like a raisin cookie.

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Posted 2013-05-07T01:39:54+02:00
I'll start Windows normally after an abnormal restart, I don't give a fuck.

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Comment by Anonymous

It's after an abnormal shutdown, but whatev.


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