I think this is hilarious because on my flight last night, the stewardess' name was Leah and she actually did give me head and swallowed my load. Thanks !!!!
Hahahahhahah
Man...this seriously made me "lol"!
haha! i hope you didn't get slapped in the face
haha you wish!
Gross .
Leah you're ALWAYSSSSSSSSSS commeting on errrthaanggg. Get a life, please? LOL
V True.. and do you seriously have a intercourse relationship with your pet?
They've never proven it, douchebag and they never will....If I want to fuck my dog, I will. Just like if I want to bang women, I will. If I wanted to bang dudes, I would....They are called choices. I decide who and what I fuck. It's that simple. But I also know that common sense is very scarce among the population, that's probably why you and anyone who thinks like you, doesn't understand it.
wow I wish people would believe the scientific evidence that proves there's a gay gene.
people aren't born gay... what a ridiculous argument. If that's the case... people are born murderers.... people are born child molesters.... or how about this??? People are born Christians.... Can you see now just how ignorant your statement is? It is ALL a choice...
Sadly hypothyroidism does cause weight gain; feel bad for those people; no one enjoys extra poundage. People are born gay; it's not a choice. you are who you are, an what you are, OP, is ignorant.
Lot's of people make excuses to make them feel better about their failures!
Britain: If your stupid it's because you choose to be, but if you're ugly it's genetics!
stfu you dumbitch under me
Obama supports guy on guy sex? guess this isn't a surprise considering he's already fucked everyone in the country
Well.... I wonder what junior learned about in Science class today...
Remove yourself from earth
thats what it sounds like to me ...lol
thats what it sounds like to me ...lol
you want to punch his asshole?
Whoever posted this deserves a punch in the fartbox!!
what the hell?
This is horrible!!! WTF??
Hahaha high-five to the comment below me. I was going to try to stay out of it, but you verbalized my feelings on this argument perfectly.
Lol "But we have one that said there's 57 states." Thats the only thing you stupid ass repubtards have to insult.
Now we have one that says "corpse man" and doesn't know how many states he's king of.
Obama rocks...so get ready for another 4 years!
Clearly you've never seen this idiot when his teleprompter breaks
And one that says he's Muslim.
But we have one that said there's 57 states.
Wow, a racist scumbag. I don't know if you've gotten the memo, but civilized intelligent society does not tolerate your idiotic ignorance anymore. It's also worth noting that despite being a different ethnicity and all the disadvantages that comes with, Obama has successfully become president. So, Mr. Superior, what the fuck have you done with your life and your advantages?
I love this status lol...AND the comment below!
Racist prick alert...to the idiot below: you are scum
Nah... Obama's daughters are watching their family's documentary. You may have heard of it. It's the new Jane Goodall film called "Chimpanzees!"
More dick than a mens urinal... that's the original joke... what's a woman gonna do with "ass"???
anyone that disliked this posts an unnecessary amount of photos of their fucking kids
Apparently the long winded fellow below me has never tried to live on minwage. I tried, once. Guess what? All of, literally all of my money went to my shitty $800 rented ROOM which was the cheapest I could get, and my bills. I very frequently went hungry, and at the age of 20, I developed a stomach ulcer through literal starvation. So you know what? Fuck you, and all of the ignorant assholes who think that they are somehow better than the poor, and deserve more. They fucking work our asses off for a fraction of what you make, and deserve to be able to 'live within their means' without cutting out NECESSITIES.
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If you complain about tax breaks for the rich, you don't know anything about our tax system and should probably check yourself into an institution. My right to own firearms protects your right to tell me I can't. All media is bias the government is corrupt. If we keep printing money we will end up like Germany after WW1 and in many ways we are like them because of the national debt being astronomical just like germanys reparation payments. Affirmative action is racist against whites, yes it is possible to be racist against whites. Whites were enslaved for hundreds of years in oriental countries and yet we do not bitch about it. It is possible to live off of minimum wage it's called livin within your means. These are the facts of life, if you dispute them your I.Q. (your ability to comprehend logic) is less than that of a dead dog.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And sent hundreds of thousands to china because the US by a law Obama enacted is no longer allowed to make light bulbs because all new light bulbs are to contain mercury
Whether he did anything or not, I'm sure he'll fly AF1 to San Francisco to brag about it...
And more jobs to divorce lawyers! Hey, let's face it.... Divorce sometimes happens weather you're gay or straight... And the gays will fight to the death over that pink couch just like the lesbians will over their Burkinstocks!
(...cricket noises...)
Actually, he didn't. All he said was he supported it. Not that he was getting the ball rolling with it....
Daily Show FTW they are the best!!
VVV that's a lie, cuz that's EXACTLY what they did for Bush
Fox News isn't rated #1 because they are stupid... It is because they are smart enough to tell the truth. Not put a spin on everything to protect some pathetic president who doesn't deserve the respect of the American people.
Fun fact: you are brainwashed if you don't think ALL MEDIA is bias
Fox News FTW they are the best news agency out there!
VVV Fun Fact!!
Fox News wins in the ratings because this country (unfortunately) is composed of mostly idiots. Case in point: Jersey Shore has made it for 5 seasons...
Fun fact: You have no idea what you're talking about! You're just repeating what Fox's competitors say (which OF COURSE is going to be negative! Fox is stomping the hell out of all of them in ratings, so why would they want you to think Fox News is any good?). They don't want YOU to know anything, they just want to shame you into watching them instead of Fox. Most of us are smart enough to watch all of them and make our own judgement instead of paying attention to your sarcastic and vacuous insults. And yes, I realize it was just a joke. But it was an ignorant joke at somebody else's expense. Grow up.
People that watch FOX News are mostly people that eat by themselves in resturants :( You want to give them a hug but you don't the lame to wipe off on you Lmao
very true..What a bunch of dumb assholes
I'll bet there isn't 1 person on their entire newscast that couldn't punk the hell out of you in a political debate. Stfu
How long have you been working there? moron
Top ten reasons to ban gay marrage. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. Freedom to Marry3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ would be destroyed. 6) The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans.
your ppl are all such assholes goin against this status. wtf is the point of america being a free country if u cant be free to do what u want???? oh u can be whatever u wanna be but u have to go by these guidelines, so on and so forth. IF YOUR NOT GAY THEN THE ISSUE DOESNT CONCERN U JERKS MIND YOUR OWN GOD DAMN LIVES SMMFH
Dear people who tried to drag war into this. If you can't stand behind and support those fighting for your life and your freedoms, please feel free to stand in front of them.
If you complain about tax breaks for the rich, you don't know anything about our tax system and should probably check yourself into an institution. My right to own firearms protects your right to tell me I can't. All media is bias the government is corrupt. If we keep printing money we will end up like Germany after WW1 and in many ways we are like them because of the national debt being astronomical just like germanys reparation payments. Affirmative action is racist against whites, yes it is possible to be racist against whites. Whites were enslaved for hundreds of years in oriental countries and yet we do not bitch about it. It is possible to live off of minimum wage it's called livin within your means. These are the facts of life, if you dispute them your I.Q. (your ability to comprehend logic) is less than that of a dead dog.
what the hell dose "god" have to do with this.. you religious people make "your god" look bad..
To the anonymous a couple posts down... you mention that years ago divorce was taboo too. then you say but we changed that. There in-lies the problem with today's society. This whole 'we will just change that' to suit your own immoral desires. Civilization has been in decline over the last century because of this very mind set. Not because of the one who choose to follow God but by those who choose to go against God's direction. Consider this... how would this world be without any morals... without God... without those who hold the concept of doing right. Now consider how this world would be if everyone followed God and held themselves to His word and direction. This world would be unbearable without God and those who seek Him.
I hope all you who are supporting the "gay" phase realize just what idiots you are. Pathetic
Are you saying that people are no different than animals? Pathetic logic. Animals also eat their young...do you suggest we do that also because other animals do? We have laws to govern the morality of the population. If we were just animals as you suggest, it should be survival of the fittest and no laws. You sling around the homophobic phrase like it is some type of mantra, You use of language just shows how morally corrupt you are. But fear not... allow Jesus to change your heart so you may gain the kingdom of Heaven. One day you will stand before God and account for these words you use. You can spend eternity in pain and suffering without hope of it ending. Now is the time to chose because tomorrow may be too late. God wishes that none shall perish but all be saved. Its totally your choice... choose the way or perish.
This is exactly why I don't like religion. It preaches hate and provokes wars. Go bang your fist on your own table somewhere and tire yourself out. If you believe your own bullshit you'll acknowledge the fact that your God made everything and everybody. There is also homosexual activity in the wild as well as in humankind. Stop wasting your time and energy hating and get on with your life, but most importantly stay out of other people's. If there is harm or injustice being done, I'm with you. In this case you're not only fighting a lost battle, but you're fighting a battle of your own ignorance. Being gay has "been taboo for thousands of years" because some ignorant, homophobic fucktard like yourself declared it so with the stroke of a pen. Guess what. There was a time when you weren't allowed to divorce. We changed that, didn't we? You can make a religion anything you want it to be. Why not make yours better? It's your decision. BTW, it's also been suggested that the most staunchly homophobic people are actually closeted homosexuals. Don't be afraid to come out. It's OK.
I don't wanna go to your stupid heaven... that fuckin place must be FULL of shitheads just like you who believe in magic and fairytales... no thanks
being gay has been taboo for thousands of years... now because of 1 immoral generation that thinks otherwise the whole world is suppose to just accept it. WRONG!! NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN IMMORAL AND ALWAYS WILL BE. Hell awaits them...but fear not. Repent, turn from such wicked ways. You can gain the kingdom of Heaven.
we should have a couple islands... one dedicated to the gays and another dedicated to the lesbians. A nice plush fertile island. Allow them to live together in harmony without all the worldly hate. We can fly food in for them and just let them be themselves and marry without any interaction with the rest of the world. Then, since the can't reproduce, after 1 generation the world will be rid of this abomination.
Why does the government need to endorse a religious covenant between two people, anyway? Are we so stupid that we can't make up our own minds what to do? And btw, speaking of rights: when you sign on the dotted line on that certificate, I don't care who you are. You're signing away any personal rights you may have had before. Gone. You are then subject to whatever lawsuits, pressure, theft, or invasion of privacy your partner wishes to throw at you for the rest of your miserable existence. Think about it. And those idiots that want to marry their dog? When you parade down the street showing off your sex life and rainbows and privates in front of little kids, that's how you look.
Did somebody ACTUALLY try to compare two humans marrying, to a human marrying a car?? How about a human marrying another human for all the wrong reasons? Does that make any more sense to you? Wow.
Gays should have the right to be just as fucking unhappy as straight married people.
To the first person who posted...If you think gay weddings will ruin the sanctity of marriage, take a look at what straight people have done with it.
To all the fags in here: FUCK YOU
To the first few comments I really hope you realize what an idiot you are. But to humor your idea of altering what a marriage "should be", why do you care who someone wants to marry?, it's completely asinine for me to believe that who my neighbor is married to in any way affects the validity or sanctity of my marriage, as if the guy across the street marrying another man will cause my marriage to start falling apart. If you all were really worried about the sanctity of marriage you would put an amendment in place making divorce illegal.
straight people need to stop being so homophobic. gay is not a choice you fucking idiots. if you beleive that, then you Americans are more stupid than the rest of the civilzed world believes you already are. or, your a closet case.
Marriage = a union between a man and a woman.Don't choose to be gay if you want to get married later on in life. Gay people need to just quit complaining.
When the fuck did we get ice cream?!
everyone posting here, especially hypocitical bible thumpers (ps leviticus allows for slavery and murder) should all wake up and realize how archaic and ridiculous your gay hating beliefs are. wake up, morons
If this planet has stupid people that wish to one day marry a dog...or a car...then Im pretty sure we can fake a marriage with some construction paper and crayons...as far as gay marriage WHO FUCKING CARES?!? A person should always have the right to choose whatever person they want to marry...I can't wait to see gay divorce court...and you anonymous scared bitches being negative are probably anonymously gay and are too afraid to admit it. Man up and log on.
1st comment... just do you and stop thinking you have to approve of what other people do... don't worry there aren't five women who wanna marry you... or a dog... if more people would stay the fuck out of other peoples business this would almost be like america again...
Awesome point bout gay vs multiple marriage. I wonder if any polygamists have argued on that.basis.
The tax breaks should be great for the guy and his dog....oh, and when the dude marries his car and adopts a child with it legally, the birth certificate will have the mother listed as: "2007 Dodge Intrepid".....yea that's logical, but again, if you want equal rights for EVERYONE, that includes weirdo's who love their car.
So, you support my desire to marry 5 women simultaneously? that's nice of you. Oh, my neighbor wants to marry his dog....that cool to? I saw this dude on t.v that was in love with his car. Will you usher his wedding? see, the point is moron, if you start altering what "marriage" is, there's no stopping it. You can't tell a guy he's right for wanting to marry another guy, n then tell another guy that he's wrong for wanting multiple wives. GET IT???
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