Home Funny Epic Win Get A Life Fail More Most Popular
Share

« First < Previous 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 Next > Last »
Posted 2011-01-06T21:18:19+01:00
Liking something on Facebook instead of commenting is like nodding at someone in an elevator instead of saying hello.

Epic(4)
3681
Comment by Anonymous

how ironic. 15 people have liked this, yet no one has commented. :D

Posted 2011-01-06T17:21:17+01:00
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Epic(4)
2670
Posted 2011-01-06T16:06:40+01:00
I hate waiting. I'm not really waiting for anything. But I still don't like waiting to hate to wait for something.

Epic(2)
11280
Posted 2011-01-06T07:08:26+01:00
I forget what life was like before I the constant need to check my Facebook

Epic(2)
14180
Posted 2011-01-06T07:07:41+01:00
There was a huge spider in the shower so I ran into the living room screaming naked and my little brother probably won't be allowed to have his friends over anymore.

Epic(2)
2280
Posted 2011-01-06T05:55:00+01:00
Do people comment on picture 57/109 from a year ago because they want you to know they're a stalker?

Epic(1)
3070
Posted 2011-01-06T02:00:43+01:00
You call it showing off? I call it showing up.

Epic(2)
12171
Comment by Anonymous

From a song...

Posted 2011-01-06T00:19:19+01:00
Word of advice: If you live in Arkansas don't order any chinese food this week

Epic(2)
2692
Comment by Anonymous

because 2,000 birds dies in one day like a week or so ago

Comment by Anonymous

I don't get it...

Posted 2011-01-05T06:42:47+01:00
I think Arkansas is taking the game "Angry Birds" a little too far...

Epic(3)
20150
Posted 2011-01-05T06:37:14+01:00
I'm also afraid of people named Igor. Although not as much as Olga.

Epic(1)
16140
Posted 2011-01-05T06:35:07+01:00
It's hard to enjoy status stalking when all of your friends are really lame.

Epic(3)
17120
Posted 2011-01-05T06:27:49+01:00
No one can actually read or write cursive anymore, so besides signatures why do people still use it?

Epic(3)
18190
Posted 2011-01-05T06:23:09+01:00
Im afraid of spiders, snakes, and women named Olga

Epic(1)
7120
Posted 2011-01-05T06:03:49+01:00
Don't chase after someone. Stand still. If they want you, they'll come running back.

Epic(4)
3440
Posted by Lamp 2011-01-05T04:49:29+01:00
Hollister, what's with all the pictures of shirtless guys? Last time I checked, you sold clothes, not gym memberships...

Epic(4)
2960
Posted 2011-01-05T04:18:07+01:00
Boys take so much effort!

Epic(1)
17122
Comment by Anonymous

Girls take so much effort!

Comment by Anonymous

And time...and energy...and patience....but a good one is so worth it!

Posted 2011-01-05T01:43:48+01:00
I may have just Neil Patrick Harris, not sure though. Updates or sadness to come soon.

Epic(1)
7170
Posted 2011-01-04T13:16:33+01:00
If the world ran out of caffeine: After going through withdrawls my body would most likely shut down and sleep for a year to make up for all those times I substituted caffeine for sleep.

Epic(2)
2070
Posted 2011-01-04T06:13:44+01:00
How old is too old to build a tree house?

Epic(2)
1830
Posted 2011-01-04T06:11:10+01:00
I could accomplish great things if I wasn't so busy not caring

Epic(3)
730
« First < Previous 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 Next > Last »

Total Number of Statuses:4783

Status Stalker Login

Want to post a funny status? Well login isn't required but if you register and login you will have access to all the extra features status stalker has to offer.
Username:
Password:
Forgot Password?

More Funny Statuses

Stalker Map

Facebook Addict Intervention Parody

Home About Us FAQs Terms & Conditions Privacy Policy Advertise/Contact Us © Status Stalker 2011, All Rights Reserved.