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Liking something on Facebook instead of commenting is like nodding at someone in an elevator instead of saying hello.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
I hate waiting. I'm not really waiting for anything. But I still don't like waiting to hate to wait for something.
I forget what life was like before I the constant need to check my Facebook
There was a huge spider in the shower so I ran into the living room screaming naked and my little brother probably won't be allowed to have his friends over anymore.
Do people comment on picture 57/109 from a year ago because they want you to know they're a stalker?
You call it showing off? I call it showing up.
Word of advice: If you live in Arkansas don't order any chinese food this week
I think Arkansas is taking the game "Angry Birds" a little too far...
I'm also afraid of people named Igor. Although not as much as Olga.
It's hard to enjoy status stalking when all of your friends are really lame.
No one can actually read or write cursive anymore, so besides signatures why do people still use it?
Im afraid of spiders, snakes, and women named Olga
Don't chase after someone. Stand still. If they want you, they'll come running back.
Hollister, what's with all the pictures of shirtless guys? Last time I checked, you sold clothes, not gym memberships...
Boys take so much effort!
I may have just Neil Patrick Harris, not sure though. Updates or sadness to come soon.
If the world ran out of caffeine: After going through withdrawls my body would most likely shut down and sleep for a year to make up for all those times I substituted caffeine for sleep.
How old is too old to build a tree house?
I could accomplish great things if I wasn't so busy not caring
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