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Posted 2011-01-19T23:38:45+01:00
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

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Posted 2011-01-19T23:37:46+01:00
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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Posted by Dbo185 2011-01-19T20:35:09+01:00
if you are reading this status between 7AM and 5 PM--Get a Job!! OR-- Get back to WORK!!

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Comment by Anonymous

Really? It's called a joke!!

Comment by Anonymous

Go work at a McDonald's then.. they always need Burger flippers..problem solved

Comment by Anonymous

Clearly you have no idea of the state of our economy - - so many people are laid off and TRYING to find work. This status reeks of someone who is an idiot.

Comment by Anonymous

what if i work from 11-7 didnt think of that smart one

Posted by Snotty 2011-01-19T18:31:56+01:00
Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

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Posted 2011-01-19T09:24:49+01:00
Now that you really think about it, you've never seen me and Batman in the same room have you?

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Posted 2011-01-19T07:30:13+01:00
Taco Bell would make millions if they would deliver!

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Posted 2011-01-18T19:32:35+01:00
Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post.

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Posted 2011-01-18T16:22:17+01:00
Impossible is just a fancy way of saying "no on else has figured out a way to do this yet"

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Posted 2011-01-18T05:00:18+01:00
Walmart is so much fun for all the wrong reasons.

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Posted 2011-01-17T20:09:42+01:00
My neighbor knocked on my door at three in the morning! Can you believe that? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.

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Posted 2011-01-17T19:45:01+01:00
I wish my phone auto-corrected my life

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Posted 2011-01-16T23:57:23+01:00
Nothing to some, is everything.

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Posted 2011-01-16T23:54:47+01:00
Another mass bird death except this time it's a whole flock of Seahawks in Chicago.

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Posted 2011-01-16T21:20:19+01:00
What you do speaks so loud that I can't hear anything you say

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Posted 2011-01-16T06:11:30+01:00
Just saw that the new zodiac sign is Ophiuchus. Well played Oprah, well played..

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Posted 2011-01-16T05:45:57+01:00
When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it destroy you, do something about it, or not give a damn.

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Posted 2011-01-16T05:15:02+01:00
thinks doctors should recommend the iPhone for constipation

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Posted 2011-01-16T01:03:50+01:00
Waking up and thinking it's a work day then realizing it's Saturday, is one of the best feelings ever!

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Posted 2011-01-16T00:52:42+01:00
When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you

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Comment by Anonymous

It can do any combination of the 3. How bout you leave wisdom to the grown ups? Mmmkay?

Posted 2011-01-15T20:04:38+01:00
At what age do you stop listening to new music and just play the same 15 songs over and over again?

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