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Posted 2013-05-21T03:35:02+02:00
I got arrested for giving out free drugs to everyone but I was just treating others the way I want to be treated

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Posted 2013-05-21T02:05:29+02:00
Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your dick grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!!

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Comment by Anonymous

Nope. The religous right would be up in arms.

Posted by Try2stopme 2013-05-20T18:43:27+02:00
Please be patient...I'm fucking things up as fast as I can.

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Posted 2013-05-18T01:30:53+02:00
Kobe Bryant is suing his mom for selling some of his memorabilia without his consent. Getting consent is VERY important to Kobe (now).

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Comment by Anonymous

V V..I see what you did there, and I like it.V V

Comment by Rollincool

V Apparently we have a Rapers fan...sorry meant Lakers fan on this website! Stupid auto correct!

Comment by Anonymous

I think what you mean is that it should come as no surprise that some bitch is trying to screw Kobe out of money

Posted 2013-05-17T18:36:24+02:00
Dating sites should have a section for people to leave a review for the person they went out with.

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm sorry...how is that a problem again?

Comment by Anonymous

The only problem is that if you're dating that many ppl to have lots of reviews, it just proves that you're a whore and/or you suck at relationships. And the system is flawed because your exes tend to not have good things to say about u

Comment by Anonymous

some of them do have that, well I guess it depends no the (cough cough) nevermind

Posted 2013-05-17T17:49:11+02:00
Don't wish for a knight in shining armor if you are not prepared to do the polishing.

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Posted 2013-05-17T17:46:25+02:00
The meaning of life is a life of meaning. Since we don't always mean what we say, life isn't always what its meant to be.

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Posted by Jddotson 2013-05-16T04:04:03+02:00
There should be a "like" option for texting. That way you know your message was received and acknowledged without the awkward "lol" when a response isn't necessary.

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Posted by Try2stopme 2013-05-15T06:09:37+02:00
I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on.

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Posted 2013-05-15T04:55:06+02:00
Why is the 'It's Complicated' button only for 'In a Relationship' and not for 'Family', 'Career', 'Beliefs', 'Age' or 'Friends'?

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Comment by Anonymous

Yea wtf is up with that?

Comment by Anonymous

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Comment by Anonymous

What's up with all the apostophes?

Posted 2013-05-14T20:01:41+02:00
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.

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Comment by Anonymous

v Actually, it doesn't. And perhaps you should go back to school. Yours as well as a lot of other idiots grammar/sentence structure/comprehension is fuckin' terrible on here. High school is a fuckin' breeze. You'd have to be a loser to fail at it.

Comment by Anonymous

If you know how old this is and are gonna call someone out , that just means you are on this site way too much to know how old something is?? You fucking loser... Go grab a job and make some money doing that. Sure as hell your status are making you money ..

Comment by Anonymous

This is not old this is recent. At least wait a while before reposting

Comment by Anonymous

Oh wait I got it! I'll just go to the last page and pick one of those statuses.. No one will know, and now we wait...

Comment by Anonymous

I close my eyes because it hurts to keep reading the same status.....

Posted 2013-05-14T16:05:22+02:00
Honestly you should feel special if I hate you, I view most people with indifference.

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Posted 2013-05-13T16:33:01+02:00
Lol at birds that walk places.

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Comment by Anonymous

This is soooo pathetic as much as below comments

Comment by Anonymous

Wow...good one.

Comment by Anonymous

V BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comment by Anonymous

Your mom already did you hick

Comment by Anonymous

Commenter #2, why don't you suck the fun out of my cock, you fuckin' cry baby?

Comment by Anonymous

"Lol" at people who suck the fun out of everything. v

Comment by Anonymous

"Lol," at people that don't know that some birds are flightless.

Posted 2013-05-13T16:22:31+02:00
When someone invites you to their wedding, don't tell then you "can't go, but you will go to the next one." Apparently it's rude.

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Comment by Anonymous

The goat needs to start screening for proper fucking grammar! Missing punctuation; can ruin: a good [joke]!

Posted 2013-05-13T16:21:17+02:00
Command respect by your actions rather than demanding it with your words.

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Comment by Anonymous

Well, get on your knees when I tell you and then maybe you'll find my actions very rewarding.

Posted 2013-05-11T18:36:33+02:00
The only difference between a collector and a hoarder is the station the show is on.

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Comment by Anonymous

2nd commentor, are you high or is English your 3rd or 4th language?

Comment by Anonymous

Out not our • »вιρ« •

Comment by Anonymous

Pathetic comment below. You can always tell its a child because they think they so naughty coming our with swear or sexually orientated words. You just have to blame their parents for having a sexual offender mind

Comment by Anonymous

the only difference between your mom and a whore is that....shit, never mind. There isn't a difference.

Posted 2013-05-11T17:57:02+02:00
My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure.

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Posted 2013-05-11T03:31:47+02:00
Don't know which is worse. The fact that I know who Chuck Woolery is, or the fact that he's now doing late-night infomercials for travel-size catheters.

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Posted 2013-05-11T03:06:11+02:00
From now on, all of my posts will be written in Morgan Freeman's voice. Please re-read this one to make sure it's working.

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm sorry. All I can hear is Dennis Haysbert.

Posted 2013-05-10T22:11:21+02:00
Christian Mingle: God has hidden a spouse for you on our website. Pay us $30 and see if you can find them.

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Comment by Anonymous

V It's true anal sex is Christian birth control. Ask any 14 yr old cross loving girl.

Comment by Anonymous

V you've never felt the inside of an anus other than your own. True story. V

Comment by Anonymous

christian women love to have men cum in their ass. for free. true story

Comment by Anonymous

such a fucking looser, trying to meet girls on a christian dating site. you are whats wrong with this planet

Comment by Anonymous

You can't even message people for free, was a let down ):


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