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Posted 2013-06-19T18:03:46+02:00
Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I'm about to be murdered.

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Posted 2013-06-19T17:48:01+02:00
Every time an email gets bounced back to me and I get the Mailer-Daemon message I for one second think it's an email from Matt Damon

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Posted 2013-06-19T17:47:50+02:00
I'd say the biggest difference between 2Chainz & me is that all he wants for his birthday is a big booty hoe, & Id prefer a Target gift card.

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Posted by Mrmata26 2013-06-19T17:45:45+02:00
Lmdo, laugh my dick off. What....dont act like you ever really seen someone's ass fall off?

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Comment by Anonymous

Oh ha ha ur all so funny.......not

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I actually just saw someone post LMNO last week...laughing my nuts off

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Good bye, sir. We're done here.

Posted 2013-06-19T07:54:17+02:00
Lebron James without the headband should be an unlockable cheat code in NBA 2k14

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Comment by Anonymous

This was a good joke until the last 2 minutes of the 4th quarter... When he choked AGAIN

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☻• »łσł« •☻ re below comment. They bum chums

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What the fuck is it with you and your obsession with Lebron James? Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James Lebron James

Posted 2013-06-19T04:45:38+02:00
Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They're probably the reason.

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Comment by Anonymous

Will do. Goodbye now. Go on!

Posted 2013-06-19T04:38:41+02:00
What if extra-terrestrials think our movies are real and they're just waiting for Will Smith to die before they invade?

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Funny ☻

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Yeah, what if, eh? Get the fuck outta this place!

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The could be secretly meeting in the theaters since after earth sucks so bad no one is seeing it. Maybe that was the plan.

Posted 2013-06-19T04:37:04+02:00
Does the d stand for dinner? If so, then yes. I want the d. Give me the d.

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Maybe it's time you keep your existence a secret.

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Nope the d stands for douchebag and you are the d and no one likes you.

Posted 2013-06-19T04:29:58+02:00
There's not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she's super hot trip on her high heels.

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Posted 2013-06-19T04:24:51+02:00
Lebron better than Jordan? Pshh, we can talk when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.

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3rd poster.. are you saying you have no issues and you are perfect? Since you are clearly doing something better with your life why are you even reading posts here or the responses? Clearly you are just a pompous ass who thinks they are better than the rest of us.

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V Dumbass

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Why leave comments like that? It's just a status someone posted have you nothing better to do with your life? Clearly you've issues.

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Bless your heart

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Reworded repos. Fuck off and die you useless piece of shit

Posted 2013-06-19T04:22:02+02:00
Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say maybe to Facebook events.

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Posted 2013-06-19T04:20:10+02:00
I have been duped by two kids wearing a trench coat on MULTIPLE occasions.

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Posted 2013-06-19T04:19:42+02:00
Screwing up just enough to get yourself put on paid administrative leave is the holy grail of screwing up.

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Posted 2013-06-19T01:17:40+02:00
Todays muffin top and spandex parade was brought to you by the good patrons of Wal-Mart. You're welcome.

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Posted 2013-06-18T22:04:14+02:00
It's strange that you never see Spider-Man cooking even though he was raised by Uncle Ben.

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Comment by Anonymous

Uncle Ben could barley hold a fucking job he was always reading the paper looking for work and even then aunt May had to cook everything... Also why would he cook? He can get chipotle by swinging on a web in like 10 seconds.

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Trying too hard here

Posted 2013-06-18T21:51:06+02:00
Warren Buffett is worth $53.5 billion, or roughly 8 lbs of Whole Foods guacamole.

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Posted 2013-06-18T21:51:00+02:00
Stop faking sense.

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Posted 2013-06-18T21:48:10+02:00
Danger is my middle name, but the D is silent.

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Posted 2013-06-18T21:43:53+02:00
Next time you're mad at someone tell them they're not in the band anymore, they'll say "I'm not in a band," and you'll say "damn straight"

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Posted 2013-06-18T21:42:30+02:00
she wants the d, vorce :(

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Comment by Anonymous

She wants the D...Dick but they added vorce as a joke. Not hard to get ppl

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Ok, I see it now. Good try.

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I know what you're trying for here but it didn't work.

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What's the D? And Who is Vorce? Pointless and Stupid.

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Divorce.

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neither do i. dumb.

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I dont know what this means

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