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Posted 2015-03-05T05:46:04+01:00
Singles In Your Area Equal Singles In Your Base Times Height

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Comment by Anonymous

That would be a good point if it wasn't true. That whore sure can shoot it all over the walls.

Comment by Anonymous

No maybe about it. Squeakers are all about making things up about moms. You can't help yourself until maybe you can grow out of it someday. Until then we will have to put up with your tired mom jokes on almost every comment you make.

Comment by Anonymous

Maybe I'm the squeaker but you mom's the squirter!

Comment by Anonymous

oh wow a mom joke from the squeaker.. how original and so funny.

Comment by Anonymous

Wtf I dont.get it??? but your mom did...

Comment by Anonymous

Kill yourself idiot

Posted 2015-03-05T05:45:49+01:00
The cops are here, Uncle Dave. Last chance to peacefully return my nose

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Posted 2015-03-05T05:45:14+01:00
You guys ever regret evolving over millions of years and taking a human form?

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Posted 2015-03-04T09:23:21+01:00
If your name is on the building, you're rich; if your name is on your desk, you're middle-class; if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.

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Posted 2015-03-03T16:58:10+01:00
I think my mailman is stealing my Nigerian lottery checks.

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Comment by Anonymous

Give me your banking info and your full name and SSN# and I will check into it for you.

Posted 2015-03-03T13:32:12+01:00
I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years time. Seriously, I don't have 2020 vision

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Posted 2015-02-28T10:39:22+01:00
Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I need to bang you on my kitchen counter.

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Comment by Anonymous

That was funny as hell.

Comment by Anonymous

I heard she was on the dill so it was safe.

Comment by Anonymous

That's your idea of clever? Holy fuck you morons are stupid.

Comment by Anonymous

Crude but clever.

Posted 2015-02-28T10:33:42+01:00
We all want the same things out of life; to have the love of a like minded person who has our back and who touches our junk all the time.

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Posted 2015-02-28T10:27:15+01:00
Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at your penis.

Epic(5)
Comment by Anonymous

Lamest site ever.

Comment by Anonymous

You are not fat you are just big boned.

Comment by Anonymous

They only laugh at it because it's FAT

Comment by Anonymous

who dislike this?

Comment by Anonymous

He always gets centimeters and inches mixed up from the time he started sucking them.

Comment by Anonymous

v v v dreaming

Comment by Anonymous

your penis maybe.not mine..cant laugh at 9 big boy inches

Posted 2015-02-28T10:26:47+01:00
If you love something, feed it so much that it get's too fat for anyone else to want.

Funny(3)
Comment by Anonymous

I guess you have to take what you can get.

Comment by Anonymous

I like a good plumper! Shade in the summer and warmth in the winter.

Comment by Anonymous

I know your dad tried that plan with your mom, but the squeaker on here still would try and do her.

Posted 2015-02-28T10:03:06+01:00
Movie idea: Freaky Friday2015: Your LinkedIn profile and your Tinder profile accidentally switch places.

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Posted 2015-02-28T02:53:07+01:00
Cop: ...and anything you say may be held against you. Me: Titties

Get a Life(2)
Comment by Anonymous

Old. Very old.

Posted 2015-02-28T02:48:31+01:00
GUYS IT JUST CHANGED AND THEN WENT BACK TO WHITE AND GOLD IM ALL ALONE IN MY HOUSE IM FREAKING OUT

Get a Life(3)
Posted 2015-02-28T02:46:40+01:00
My parents divorced over the white/gold black/blue dress debate

Get a Life(4)
Comment by Anonymous

hello squeaker

Comment by Anonymous

your parents divorced because I was banging your mom.

Comment by Anonymous

It was a blue dress with some white staining.

Posted 2015-02-28T02:46:17+01:00
Looking forward to everyone's parents hearing about the dress in a few days and sending FW: FW: FW: FW: DRESS COLOR emails.

Get a Life(2)
Posted 2015-02-28T02:45:46+01:00
The only good thing about this is that professional journalists are being woken up and forced to write about a dress pic

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Posted 2015-02-28T02:44:25+01:00
Every minute 107 human beings die. What color is the dress?

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Posted 2015-02-28T02:43:13+01:00
Imagine if we cared about the environment as much as we care about the dress.

Get a Life(2)
Comment by Anonymous

I do care about the environment just as much as I care about the stupid dress.

Comment by Anonymous

Stupid, tree-hugging hippies always have to ruin a good laugh with their Eco crap. Booooooo

Comment by Anonymous

fuck your dress bullshit

Posted 2015-02-28T02:41:56+01:00
I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their dress but by the content of their character.

Get a Life(3)
Comment by Anonymous

It was a joke about Bill Clinton and the blue dress and MLK did not have a dream about a dress you fucking useless piece of shit. Go back to cleaning the toilets.

Comment by Anonymous

Bill Clinton, really? That MLK 'I Have a dream' you dolt!

Comment by Anonymous

Bill Clinton?

Posted 2015-02-28T02:40:56+01:00
There's been an plane missing for like 6 months and yall don't give a shit but you don't fuck around when it comes to the color of a dress

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