Your joke is as good as your joke. A derp derp derp ding!
Someone should hit you with a bat... *ding*
I can picture your day... "Mom, I want Cheerios, no, wait, Capt'n Crunch, no! Fuck!!! I hate my life!!!"
Kill yourself. I promise it will be the best decision of your pathetic life.
V So his mom is the only pussy you can get. Shocker.
vv Your mom was out of town, I had spare time.
Damn... you're so badass... how'd you find the time between all the pussy you're getting to type this up on SS?
I'll get up and fuck your mom
I don't wear panties, I prefer going commando.
My comment was for the original poster so keep your panties on, fuck stain
v How does what was said imply gay? Idiot.
I guess that would be very scary to someone like yourself who is in the closet.
You'd get up and try to fuck it, huh?
VV My mom is still dead so good luck with that. And I am sorry I was confused about you having a bf. I did not know he/she was post op now so congrats I hope you and he/she are happy together.
both of you guys need to go stand in the corner
v You're the one that's still confused... See, you missed the part about me not having a boyfriend, then I referred to YOUR mom, not his. Nice try though.
V Your family inbreeding is showing so I will explain it to you. I am typing slowly so you can read it. 1) I asked if your BF minds that you fuck the occasional ugly woman meaning the OP's mom. 2) I think his mom is ugly because what good looking woman would ever fuck you? Very sorry to have confused you, moron.
v You must have dropped out of high school... 1) Your mom isn't a boy. 2) Why do you think your mom is ugly?
V Does your BF mind that you do the occasional ugly woman?
Yeah, and your mom sounds like a drowning hyena when I have her face stuffed in the pillows as I repeatedly mash my dick into her fart box.
Mediocre to the poster means with someone.
Amazing 1st comment lol
And you know exactly what mediocre sex sounds like.
I don't understand this
One need to quit their job to post on Status Stalker?
Don't quit your day job, faggot.
v Lol, I supposed you're correct. I meant things that aren't supposed to go in your butt naturally. : )
VV Isn't everything made in china now so of course it would be foreign. 8=)
hahahaha, best status this week :D thank ya
I believe what he means is "do you frequently put foreign objects into your anus?"