Share

Posted 10 months 2 days 12 hours 38 minutes 45 seconds ago
This town's getting on my nerves, gonna blow off some steam by doing a dance routine at the abandoned warehouse.
Fail(3)
15 28
Posted 10 months 2 days 12 hours 39 minutes 8 seconds ago
When they take my driver's license photo I try to look as drunk as possible.
Epic(2)
12 15
Posted 10 months 2 days 12 hours 50 minutes 47 seconds ago
[Second Day As A Kamikaze Pilot] Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second
Epic(2)
10 15
Posted 10 months 2 days 12 hours 52 minutes 1 second ago
Has anyone tried unplugging the country and plugging it back in
Funny(2)
19 15
Posted 10 months 2 days 12 hours 53 minutes 46 seconds ago
When Edgar Allen Poe said “Nevermore”, I felt that.
Epic(2)
7 17
Posted 10 months 2 days 12 hours 54 minutes 5 seconds ago
From 1 to Ray Liotta, how creepy are you
Epic(2)
4 19
Posted 10 months 2 days 12 hours 54 minutes 17 seconds ago
A diamond heist, but to steal puppies from pet stores.
Epic(2)
7 15
Posted 10 months 2 days 12 hours 56 minutes 33 seconds ago
If she doesn't get this reference, she's too young for you bro.
Epic(1)
7 19
Posted 10 months 2 days 12 hours 58 minutes 38 seconds ago
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever got all green lights on your way home
Epic(2)
14 8
Posted 10 months 2 days 13 hours 24 seconds ago
I stay woke motherfuckers ‘cause I have terrible insomnia.
Epic(2)
7 14
Posted 10 months 2 days 13 hours 32 seconds ago
When I say I’m not being sarcastic the sarcasm is implied.
Funny(3)
15 7
Posted 10 months 2 days 13 hours 1 minute 30 seconds ago
Your typos bring great dishonor to your family
Epic(2)
8 11
Posted 10 months 2 days 13 hours 2 minutes ago
I wanted to make a joke about eating ass, but it was very tongue-in-cheek...
Fail(2)
6 12
Posted 10 months 2 days 13 hours 4 minutes 34 seconds ago
I had another cup of coffee but it still feels like Monday.
Epic(1)
7 13
Posted 10 months 2 days 13 hours 6 minutes 16 seconds ago
My mind is sponsored by Coffee.
Fail(2)
8 11