V Obese diabetic cock muncher
V How dare you call cake junk food you inconsiderate fart box licker..
and you likely got stopped outside a walmart since you have junk food on your mind.
You're obviously white... A. You talked to the police. B. You were polite.
Cut this bullshit out. Please
Be honest, we know you love the gay.
No, what's amazing is how this site is slowly turning from a joke site to a gay philosophical site.
v If there's grass on the field, play ball... if not, flip them over and play in the mud. ; P
V Just the way you like them, liquored up and 12, pedophile
You're probably twelve, bitch.
vv Can you repeat that, I'm a pretty smart guy, but I can't decipher retard.
fist her with you're prosthetic hand.the one you lost being gay in the Army
Bullshit! I fist my wife whenever the fuck I want.
V Ah, so you are a stupid and cheap bastard who is not smart enough to create it, and just wants a free sample that you can demonstrate multiple times every day to try and sell them.
v Nah, it's just the enthusiasm of an optimistic salesman. ; )
Sounds like your 1st and biggest customer is waiting for your invention.
You should invent a combination pocket pussy/dildo that runs from your cock to your mouth, so when you ejaculate you can swallow your load and there's no clean up!!
v Took me almost no time at all... Less than a minute. And I haven't worked fast food since I was a teenager, so there's no need to worry about that... your mom however, better keep an eye on her. ; )
vvv the fact that you took the time to type such disgusting nonsense is mind boggling. Your thought process is very concerning and I really hope that you are not the guy putting my fries in my bag because I would not want someone like you to touch my food...or my mom.
v Disgustingly funny. : ) Thank you. : )
The comment below me, you are disgusting.
I flicked your mom's clit one time and she queefed and left a slug trail... It was kind of scary. It was like her pussy sneezed. She has really big lips too... kind of reminded me of a flying squirrel.
V I think I understand why you failed math so badly. Please go back to night school and learn percentages. But I bet you did well on fiction since you have an active, albeit twisted imaginary world you live in.
v I'd say 5% of my posts are mom jokes... That's not very many. And if I was homo, I wouldn't be banging your mom. ; )
V LOL yes you do every day when you come on here and post all your stupid mom shit. And I am not the one who works for tips at the local glory hole so stop calling others what you are.
v I don't participate in stupidity, homo.
V I nominate you to the douchebag awareness boiled water challenge. Within 24 hours you must dump a boiling hot pot of water on yourself or stay off the internet for a year.
v That hurts, coming from a fuckin' retard like yourself. Ha ha.
No one wants to hurt your feelings cupcake. You are, after all, the resident douchebag of Status stalker.
v Perhaps if you made more sense, you might have hurt my feelings.
V Premature ejaculator. Could not even wait till he got home to fuck his mom.
I came in my pants when Bambi's mother died.
vv Sorry, forgot the quotes around "they." : )
This status is played out. This makes the 4th time it was posted just like your moms number
They doesn't? Lol
v Lol, I'll go 50/50 with you on this... They doesn't specify how many, but it could very well have been three. : )
V No.. Slow down and read it again pumpkin :)
It took 3 people to carry you?.. Fat bitch.
V I can't help what you look like. And we all know you would be all over Quasimodo's cock over breasts any day.
v That would have made better sense if you had picked two people from the same time period... You know, Lizzie has some big tits for a skinny chick... I wouldn't mind playing with them.
V That is because there is nothing good to say about them. We all know you look like the love child of Quasimodo and Lizzie Velazquez.
v I didn't say anything about my incredible good looks.
v leave your looks out of it.
v You forgot funny as well. : )
v good call. well, at least you are a witty mother fucker... :D
v If I'm out banging everyone's mother, I wouldn't have time for porn, now would I? ; )
v your thought process is so disturbing and you seem a bit obsessed with having sex with everyone's mother. maybe you need to cut down on the porn and get outside for some fresh air.
How ironic... You were 3 years old when I deposited a load into your mother's fat snatch.