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Posted by Marteydstie 2013-05-20T18:47:49+02:00

Clapping is basically high-fiving yourself repeatedly for someone else's accomplishments.

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Posted by Try2stopme 2013-05-20T18:43:27+02:00

Please be patient...I'm fucking things up as fast as I can.

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Posted 2013-05-20T17:32:35+02:00

Kind of wish I didn't choose the thug life, everyone's really mean.

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Comment by Anonymous

dumbass

Posted 2013-05-20T17:32:19+02:00

The best part about being a pathological liar is flying my helicopter to my private island.

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Posted 2013-05-20T17:16:37+02:00

It's not gay if it's for a Klondike bar.

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Comment by Anonymous

Wtf is wrong with people. That's not even almost funny smh

Comment by Anonymous

Gay is gay, faggot.

Comment by Anonymous

how the fuck does this shit get posted here? How's okaying this? Who?

Posted 2013-05-20T17:15:11+02:00

A woman's I'll be ready in 5 minutes is the same as a man's we'll leave right after this beer.

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Posted 2013-05-20T15:44:45+02:00

I am dragging butt so bad this morning, my butt cheeks have carpet burns.

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Posted 2013-05-18T01:51:00+02:00

Opinions are like assholes - they're offered up more freely when people are drunk.

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm guessing you are a butt slut? 8==> (0)

Posted 2013-05-18T01:43:37+02:00

Thank you Chinese restaurant placemats for allowing me to inform countless dinner dates that I was born in the Year of the Cock.

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Comment by Anonymous

Me too! Never works the way I hope.

Posted 2013-05-18T01:40:50+02:00

Those Box Tops that raise money for schools really should be on wine labels.

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Posted 2013-05-18T01:38:46+02:00

I have a very short attention spaniards are sometimes named Inigo Montoya.

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Comment by Anonymous

You are obviously one of the staff members at SS. You must be Female. Go knit a hat or use a broom.

Posted 2013-05-18T01:37:47+02:00

If eating burritos in your car was a sport, I'd be Muhammad Tiger Montana Federer Gretzky Jordan.

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Comment by Anonymous

v Lol, the first comment was meant as in insult. I thought it was rather obvious... Neither of those women are funny, duh. : )

Comment by Anonymous

This joke is stupid, the comments are stupid, everyone's just stupid Cats

Comment by Anonymous

This joke is stupid, the comments are stupid, everyone's just stupid Cats

Comment by Anonymous

So was the first comment meant as a compliment or an insult?

Comment by Anonymous

V Didn't like his comment of truth, did you? V

Comment by Anonymous

V spoken like a true lifeless loser

Comment by Anonymous

If telling jokes was a sport, you'd be Ellen Rosie Griffin Handler-Cho.

Posted 2013-05-18T01:35:17+02:00

Whatever doesn't kill me makes my drinks stronger.

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Posted 2013-05-18T01:32:57+02:00

Thinking about nicknaming my penis "math" just so I can say things like "%u0153math is hard"� or "you do the math."

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Comment by Anonymous

Funny....this should get all thunbs up

Comment by Anonymous

I'll do the math ...... you getting laid = 0

Posted 2013-05-18T01:30:53+02:00

Kobe Bryant is suing his mom for selling some of his memorabilia without his consent. Getting consent is VERY important to Kobe (now).

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Comment by Anonymous

V V..I see what you did there, and I like it.V V

Comment by Rollincool

V Apparently we have a Rapers fan...sorry meant Lakers fan on this website! Stupid auto correct!

Comment by Anonymous

I think what you mean is that it should come as no surprise that some bitch is trying to screw Kobe out of money

Posted 2013-05-18T01:27:52+02:00

I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.

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Posted 2013-05-18T00:12:19+02:00

Is there a term called 'heterophobia' for people who are against homophobes?

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Comment by Anonymous

Shut up faggot.

Comment by Anonymous

Stupid post, pole smoker

Comment by Anonymous

Enough with the fag shit!!!

Posted 2013-05-17T23:46:05+02:00

Say F and G in Spanish. Now, how does that sound?

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Comment by Anonymous

Not really just confused. Expecting for an explanation Dilligaf13

Comment by Dilligaf13

Anonymous #2....was that a question?

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• »(‧_‧？)Єн?« •

Comment by Anonymous

I don't get it?

Comment by Anonymous

oh...i see what you did there

Posted 2013-05-17T23:41:12+02:00

Stupid people who can take a joke make just as much sense as criminals who obey the law.

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Comment by Anonymous

Sooo stupid ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•»ρρℓ«• the thing is dont take a joke then ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•»ρρℓ«• won't know. (";*)۶ː̗̀✸ː̖́• »ժմн« • this is a stupid posts that I DO know that's why the dislikes ☻• »łσł« •☻ ★( ´▽｀)★｡.:*YAY

Posted 2013-05-17T20:54:45+02:00

I think there should be a rule; If we meet in person and you do NOT look like your profile pic, you should be required to buy me drinks until you DO!

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